Famous Jew-hater to Israel: Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

Jenny Tonge, one of the most famous Jew-haters in Britain, is demanding that Israel prove its innocence by launching an inquiry into rumors that Israelis were harvesting organs in Haiti. What evidence does she cite (besides her own Palestine Telegraph, that is)?

YouTube videos. Alex Jones. Alex “I’m an effing nutcase” Jones.

In a statement to the JC, she said the Israel Defence Forces were “to be commended for their fantastic response to the Haitian earthquake”.

But she added: “To prevent allegations such as these — which have already been posted on YouTube — going any further, the IDF and the Israeli Medical Association should establish an independent inquiry immediately to clear the names of the team in Haiti.”

You know what? I think she’s right. Look at all the things I found on YouTube with a cursory search. Here’s an aircraft abducted by a UFO, CAUGHT ON TAPE!

And here’s a ghost, CAUGHT ON TAPE!!!

So absolutely, since the Alex Jones video is on YouTube, Israel should totally launch an investigation. Because YouTube is like, an impeccable news source with nothing but absolutely true videos uploaded daily. Like this one, that over 14 million people saw, proving that 9/11 was an inside job.

By the way, be careful if you click the link to the Jewish Chronicle. It has a picture of Jenny Tonge, and she is one woman that should never be CAUGHT ON TAPE!

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Snowy Calvinism

In honor of the east coast’s recent deluge of snow, Transterrestial Musings points out a relevant collection of Calvin and Hobbes cartoons.

Some people were inspired to follow Calvin’s lead. I suppose I could do without the red food coloring. And here are step by step instructions how to create your own real life Calvin snow drama.

What precipitated that last bit of inspired madness was the recent interview of Bill Watterson, in which he said, “It’s always better to leave the party early.”

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Sun worshipping

Gracie loves the sun; the sun loves Gracie.

Gracie in the sun

Worship me, they both say.

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Time out from world events

I am truly not up for all the bad news of the world posting.

I could tell you that I cannot for the life of me remove a tune from “Annie” out of my head. It’s been there for weeks. (“Little Girls.” Particularly the part that goes “Some women are dripping with diamonds/Some women are dripping with pearls/Lucky me, lucky me, look at what I’m dripping with… little girls.”

Sigh.

I saw Annie on Broadway with Andrea McArdle. I was nineteen or twenty. Actually, except for “Tomorrow,” the soundtrack is pretty decent. But I got rid of it a long time ago, when I got rid of my LPs.

I would very much like to get rid of the tune from my head, but it refuses to go away. Dammit.

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Liveblogging the Iranian protests

Here is one site that is constantly updating. And here’s another. That Iranian punch may be to the Mad Mullahs faces, not the West.

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Anti-Semitism now caused by Canadians supporting Israel

Okay, to review: Anti-Semitism is caused by Israel’s actions. Anti-Semitism is caused by Jews behaving badly. Anti-Semitism is caused by Jews refusing to convert to other religions or acknowledge the supercession of said religions. And now, apparently, anti-Semitism is caused by politicians supporting Israel.

The Harper government risks sparking a backlash against Israel and Canada’s Jewish community by taking a hard-line, with-us-or-against-us stand with groups that are critical of Israel, opposition MPs say.

Actually, it’s one MP, Anita Neville.

She told Immigration Minister Jason Kenney, who is responsible for multiculturalism policies, that some of the tough words of government spokesmen could spark an “anti-Semitic response.”

Got that? A strong support of Israel will cause Canadians to attack Jews. So it isn’t, say, the fault of the Jew-haters. It’s because the Tories are supporting Israel.

It sounds to me like a classic case of projection by Neville.

Ms. Neville, however, told reporters that she worries that people who believe Kairos does good work are questioning whether the Jewish community, or a pro-Israel government, is responsible for cutting off funding to an aid organization they believe in.

Kairos was not defunded. It was denied a grant for various reasons, one of which was supporting viciously anti-Israel groups. But now it’s going to be a hobby horse for the politicians like Neville, whose support for Israel I have to question. How solid is support when you can blame a rise in anti-Semitism on support of Israel? What bullshit. What utter, utter bullshit.

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Goldstone co-author: Conviction first, then trial

If you still have any doubt about the anti-Israel bias of the Goldstone report, this might be the convincing evidence you need to completely disregard the Goldstone report.

A co-author of the Goldstone Gaza report, which accuses both Hamas and Israel of war crimes, claims the Gaza militant group fired only two rockets at Israel prior to last year’s winter conflict, according to a new report published by the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs.

[…] Travers also rejects Israel Defense Forces photographs as proof that Hamas hid weapons in mosques during the conflict.

I do not believe the photographs,” Travers said, describing the IDF evidence as “spurious.”

He also accuses “Jewish lobbyists” of influencing British foreign policy in the Middle East and says that efforts to block the Goldstone reports findings have failed.

“The court of world opinion seems determined to see the report prevail,” he said.

He dismisses any evidence that disproves his theories, and accuses Israel of setting out to commit war crimes. Say, that sounds exactly like the objective given to the Goldstone Commission that Goldstone said the commission ignored. Yeah, we bought that line, too.

Good to know that the court to try Israel is now the court of world opinion, not, say, an actual courtroom with, you know, rules, laws, things like that. Because after all, why on earth would we need such a thing in the kangaroo court known as the UN?

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Wednesday snow snarks

The blame-Israel reflex strikes again: Of course the PA will respond to charges of corruption and video evidence of sexual misconduct by PA officials as an Israeli conspiracy to make them look bad. Because that’s what people will believe.

Remember, it’s anti-Zionism, not anti-Semitism: Even when students yell “Kill the Jews” and chant “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free” while trying to attack the Israeli foreign minister. Because that doesn’t mean to destroy Israel, you see. It’s just to “reinstate” the fictional nation of Palestine.

I said it was anti-Zionism, aren’t you listening? Leon Wieseltier accuses Andrew Sullivan of anti-Semitism in this TNR piece. Funny, back when I first started blogging, Sully was my hero and I was pretty mad at Wieseltier over this TNR piece, where he declared that Jew hatred today is nothing like the 1930s, as some believe. I wonder if he still feels that way after watching people like Sullivan descend into reflexive anti-Jewish conspiracies.

It’s got a beat you can dance to: Retracto the Correction Alpaca has a theme song. (If you have to ask, you haven’t been paying attention to Breitbart.) Seriously, it’s a pretty good song.

Going back to bed now.

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Tuesday crabby snarks

I am crabby today. Because I am sick. I’m going to take it out by being snarky. Oh. Wait. I do that every day. Well, I’m going to be EXTRA snarky today.

Let the popular uprising begin: Awesome! Hamas didn’t pay their employees’ salaries for January. Watch Hamas find out that it isn’t the message, it’s the money, that keeps people on their side.

The famous tolerance of UC-Irvine students: Of course UC-Irvine Arab students interrupted Ambassador Michael Oren’s speech. These are the pro-Hamas, pro-terrorist students who interrupt any pro-Israel speaker, including threatening violence when they don’t realize the cameras are on. But it’s not anti-Semitism. It’s anti-Zionism. Don’t forget that.

But Egypt and Israel are at peace! An Egyptian soccer coach said he’d rather die than coach an Israeli player. Awesome peace partners, those Egyptians. Just wonderful people. Ew, Jew Cooties!

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It’s the I’m Bored So I Think I’ll Put Up A Post Post

Except I think I shoulda posted that to my Facebook wall.

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I’m m-e-e-lt-i-n-g

This wasn’t so difficult. The icicle was melting pretty quickly and new droplets were forming in quick succession. I didn’t have to time the shot, I just had to click, and was pretty much assured of catching a drop dripping. (or is that a drip dropping?)

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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We the elite of the United States of America…

The media elite can’t even get their history right, but that doesn’t stop them from harping on the theme-of-the-week, which is that America would be so much better off if it wasn’t for that damned democracy.

The tea-party movement takes its name from the mob of angry people in Boston who, in 1773, committed a zany criminal stunt as a protest against taxes and the distant, out-of-touch government that imposed them. Two years later, the revolution was under way and—voilà!—democracy was born out of a wild moment of populist insurrection.

Except not, because in 1787 several dozen coolheaded members of the American Establishment had to meet and debate and horse-trade for four months to do the real work of creating an apparatus to make self-government practicable—that is, to write the Constitution. And what those thoughtful, educated, well-off, well-regarded gentlemen did was invent a democracy sufficiently undemocratic to function and endure. They wanted a government run by an American elite like themselves, as James Madison wrote, “whose wisdom may best discern the true interest of their country and whose patriotism and love of justice will be least likely to sacrifice it to temporary or partial considerations.” They wanted to make sure the mass of ordinary citizens, too easily “stimulated by some irregular passion … or misled by the artful misrepresentations” and thus prone to hysteria—like, say, the rabble who’d run amok in Boston Harbor—be kept in check. That’s why they created a Senate and a Supreme Court and didn’t allow voters to elect senators or presidents directly. By the people and for the people, definitely; of the people, not so much.

So much for progressivist thinking, which used to be all for the little guy versus the elite. What about that “speaking truth to power” thing? Apparently, that only works when there is a Republican in power. When a Democrat is in power, it’s all about how the American public is just too stupid and angry to understand what’s good for them.

As for that “rabble who’d run amok in Boston Harbor”—not so much. Even Wikipedia acknowledges it was not an angry mob. Angry mobs don’t stop to disguise themselves as Indians.

While Samuel Adams tried to reassert control of the meeting, people poured out of the Old South Meeting House and headed to Boston Harbor. That evening, a group of 30 to 130 men, some of them thinly disguised as Mohawk Indians, boarded the three vessels and, over the course of three hours, dumped all 342 chests of tea into the water.[58] The precise location of the Griffin’s Wharf site of the Tea Party has been subject to prolonged uncertainty; a comprehensive study[59] places it near the foot of Hutchinson Street (today’s Pearl Street).

But here’s a better source. It’s an eyewitness account from a Boston newspaper:

Previous to the dissolution, a number of Persons, supposed to be the Aboriginal Natives from their complection, approaching near the door of the assembly, gave the War Whoop, which was answered by a few in the galleries of the house where the assembly was convened; silence was commanded, and prudent and peaceable deportment again enjoined. The Savages repaired to the ships which entertained the pestilential Teas, and had began their ravage previous to the dissolution of the meeting–they apply themselves to the destruction of the commodity in earnest, and in the space of about two hours broke up 342 chests and discharged their contents into the sea.

A watch, as I am informed, was stationed to prevent embezzlement and not a single ounce of Teas was suffered to be purloined by the populace. One or two persons being detected in endeavouring to pocket a small quantity were stripped of their acquisitions and very roughly handled. It is worthy remark that, although a considerable quantity of goods of different kinds were still remaining on board the vessels, no injury was sustained; such attention to private property was observed that a small padlock belonging to the Captain of one of the ships being broke another was procured and sent to

There is also this partial list of the Boston Tea Party “angry mob”. Paul Revere was a member of that “mob.” You may remember him as one of the men who warned of the pending British movement. The phrase “One if by land, two if by sea” is probably how you were taught the story. Funny how the names of the “angry mob” have come down through the centuries to be enshrined in American historical societies, and yet, no one else is calling them an angry mob.

Finally, this statement by Anderson is incomplete:

Two years later, the revolution was under way and—voilà!—democracy was born out of a wild moment of populist insurrection.

Except not, because in 1787 several dozen coolheaded members of the American Establishment had to meet and debate and horse-trade for four months to do the real work of creating an apparatus to make self-government practicable—that is, to write the Constitution.

Democracy was not born out of the Constitutional Convention alone. It was also born out of the arms, the blood, and the sacrifice of the patriots who fought in the Revolutionay War, most of them—the overwhelming majority, one would have to say—not “coolheaded members of the American Establishment.” But it’s always that way: Wars are not fought by the elite. That’s numerically impossible. They’re fought by the “angry mobs.” Except they’re not so angry, and they’re not mobs.

The Constitution that the Founders created starts with the words “We the People”—not “We the elite.” People like Anderson seem to have a real problem with that.

I don’t.

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I always hated Monopoly anyway

Seriously, it’s one of my least favorite games, ever. I only played it as a kid if my brother swore to play Careers afterward, because I hate Monopoly, suck at it, usually lose, and think it’s a boring game that takes too long to finish. Careers? I was great at it, loved it, and usually won. (Don’t even talk to me about chess. I learned how to concede solely because then I could sling the board across the room after declaring that my brother had won. Sore loser? Me? Yeah, I was. I mostly grew out of it.)

So I really don’t are that it’s been updated. Except to say that it’s probably just as long and boring, and now it has crappy music and other special effects to make me really hate the game.

First, the world is round. As your imaginary real-estate mogul learns the ups and downs of capitalism, you’ll romp around a ring-shaped board. Hasbro ditched the four-corners look for a pizza-like circle. The stops on this journey are the same, but each location now comes as a radial wedge. Houses and hotels basically match older versions, but the game replaced its pewter character pieces with plastic tokens. Farewell, little doggy, shoe, and top hat.

Yeah, don’t really care.

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Things I learned at the doctor’s this morning

Going to Patient First when it opens is faster than seeing my regular doctor.

Patient First is one-stop shopping if you don’t need an exotic prescription.

I am still five-three.

I am still down seven pounds from my highest-ever weight last year (must get back on that diet seriously!).

It is not strep.

All else being equal, I am having breakfast, taking my antibiotics, and going back to bed. Been up since five, when my throat felt like it was made of glass and razor blades. (It’s much better now.)

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The New York Times IDF non-controversy

The readers of The New York Times are outraged that Ethan Bronner, the Times’ Jerusalem Bureau chief, has a son who enlisted in the IDF. It’s a clear conflict of interest, they say. The New York Times public editor thinks Bronner should resign. Bill Keller (Hoyt’s boss) disagrees.

Funny, nobody seems to care that most of the wire services and many major newspapers use Palestinian stringers in their reporting. (H/T: Backspin.)

The people who are suddenly criticizing Bronner don’t seem to think that his being married to an Israeli caused a conflict of interest. So why the sudden attack on Bronner?

His stories have been criticized and praised on this site (mostly by Soccer Dad), but I have no problem whatsoever with a reporter on the Israel beat having a son in the IDF. Honestly, his critics need to grow the eff up. What, does Bronner suddenly start thinking, “Gee, my kid’s in the IDF, I’d better slant these articles anti-Palestinian now to help him out!”

Ridiculous. But not surprising. Watch for our buddy Stevie Walt to jump on the bandwagon any second now. The execrable Richard Silverstein already weighed in, playing the moral equivalency card:

And none of the NYT reporters Keller names have nearly the level of conflict that Bronner does. None have children serving in the military forces or militias of countries they’re covering. Is Keller seriously arguing that if Shahid had a son serving in the Lebanese army, Hezbollah or an Iraqi militia that the former could cover Lebanon or Iraq for the Times? Is he seriously arguing that if Fathi had a son in the Basij or Revolutionary Guards that she could cover Iran for the Times?

Yes, because the IDF is just like terrorist organizations, the terrorist-entwined Iraqi army, and the thug arm of the Iranian leadership. Sure, members of the IDF have totally been issued warrants by Interpol in relation to terrorist bombings in other countries. Oh. Wait.

Bottom line: For once, I’m on Bronner’s side. And I have to say, I don’t find him all that sympathetic to Israel in the first place.

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