The great Gracie rescue

A few minutes ago, I heard Gracie calling me. She does that quite a lot. She is under the impression that she can stand upstairs and yowl, and I will come running upstairs to pet her. As this almost never happens, I’m not quite sure where she got the idea, but she still tries. So I called to her to come downstairs. She meowed again, and then I heard the sound of running kitty feet. But it wasn’t Gracie. It was Tig. He ran up to the guest room door, which I had closed just a few minutes ago, and started meowing. The thing about Tig that amazes me is he’s the first male cat I’ve had that has more than a couple of different meows. Gracie has dozens of different sounds, from chirrups and burbles to what I call the “imperious mew” and various yowls and whines. Tig 2 had a mrowr, a yowl, and a chirrup. Maybe one more sound. Tig 3.0 has the sounds he makes when running across the room because he wants to play, the sounds he makes running downstairs in a good mood because he wants to play (his “happy noises”), chirrups, yowls (including a horrible one that he uses when he wants to get through a door, a sound I’ve only previously heard in cats that were terribly hurt or dying), various meows, and, well—he makes a lot of sounds.

So Tig ran up to the guest room door and started giving off a brand-new yowl that I never heard before. And then he proceeded to roll on his back and roll back and forth until it dawned on me that he was trying to put his paw underneath the door. Understanding dawned, I opened the door, and there was Gracie. Stuck in the guest room. Oops.

Tig sure loves his Aunty Gracie. (I do, too.) And here they are, together in a rare twofer picture. And to think, Gracie used to walk past my closed office door when Tig was a baby, and hiss at him under the door.

Tig and Gracie

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The I Don’t Watch the Superbowl open thread

Although I did catch a few minutes of the old farts singing those 1960s songs made popular by the group formerly known as The Who.

“Won’t Get Fooled Again,” and Obama in the audience. Shyeah.

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Sunday Snarks

Israel, you’re goin’ down! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Khameini said that “with God’s help,” Israel would disappear. Well, then. We’ve got nothing to worry about, because I’m pretty sure God isn’t that Allah dude.

The sky is falling, Jordanian style: Yet another “If the U.S. doesn’t force Israel to make peace with the Palestinians, the world will end!” story. This time, it’s the unelected King of Jordan who is talking about how U.S. credibility is on the line. Uh, yeah. Which country was it, exactly, where terrorists tried to bomb the Israeli convoy? Oh, that’s right. Jordan. Credibility. This is also the nation where Christians were arrested for proselytizing, the lying liars that destroyed the Jewish quarter of Jerusalem yet chide Israel for digging in the Old City, and the nation where it’s illegal to insult the king. Hey, king: You’re an asshole. There, now I’ll never be able to travel to Jordan.

By the way, this is yet another in a long line of the narrative the Arabs are trying desperately to get the world to adopt: That if peace doesn’t happen soon, it won’t happen at all. This is the “one-state solution” threat that we keep hearing from Mahmoud Abbas. But in order for that to happen, Israel would have to agree to it. Yeah, I don’t see that ever happening.

Via Jammie Wearing Fool, this Audi video is amazing for its inability to grasp the irony of the “Green Police.” Irony truly is dead.

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Well, he is a MAINE coon cat

Tig wanted to check out the snow. Look: Tigger tracks!

Tigger tracks

Aha! The culprit!

Tigger on deck

Let’s wander around and check things out.

Tigger on deck

Time to come back inside.

Tigger on deck

Ah, much warmer. Snow? I have snow on me? Says who?

Tigger on deck

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Best of The Jewish/lsraeli Blogosphere

It is that time again, the Best of the Jewish/Israeli Blogosphere. The current edition was assembled by my fellow co-blogger Snoopy:

Haveil Havalim #255: post – Groundhog Day edition

When you are finished with that you might enjoy a little Star Trek opera called Le Wrath Di Khan.

Enjoy your SuperBowl Sunday.

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful

But the TV is so delightful. And since there’s no place to go, I think I’ll catch up on my shows.

Feel free to talk amongst yourselves. Also, if you want to see the blizzard that’s hitting DC, go here.

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Funniest weather report ever

Sarah sent me this link to a weather report that you will definitely want to put down your drink for. Spit-monitor warning.

Update: Here’s the video on YouTube. That link was to the original forecast.

Update 2: Apparently, this is his schtick. Check out the second video.

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Snowpocalypse 2 news briefs

You mean military action really works? EU special forces (yes, I know, that does seem like a contradiction in terms, bear with me) recaptured a ship taken by Somali pirates and freed the crew, apparently with no deaths. The article says it was Danish special forces. Now, perhaps if they start hanging pirates from the yardarms again, that would stop the piracy. (What’s a yardarm? Is there such a thing as a yardleg?)

It’s now the “Great Recession”? That’s what the AP is calling it. And job losses are about to get worse. Huh. Go figure. I’m surprised, because Obama told me in the SOTU that two millions jobs were saved or created by his economic policies. Eight million jobs were lost, though, making me wonder if Scott Brown isn’t right when he says the stimulus didn’t create a single job. (Two great videos of his swearing-in and presser afterwards at the link.)

OHMIGOD! IT’S GONNA SNOW! Say, did you know there was a storm bearing down on us? (That’s the DC area, which is preparing for as much as two feet of snow.) I went to Kroger yesterday to stock up on the essentials (milk, produce, Tostitos). But not this one. And now I have to go to CVS to stock up on cold medicine. Bummer.

Anger management counselor is kinda an angry guy: This is just too perfect. An anger management counselor pulled a gun on two men he said were blocking his car. Awesome. I want that guy counseling me, boy. He’d probably give me tips to make the Snark Briefs even snarkier.

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The internet is made of cats

New to me. Funny as hell.

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How not to run a political ad campaign

This is one of the funniest political ads I’ve ever seen—at least, the first few seconds are. (You can stop soon after the sheep shows up.)

Demon sheep!

Via the Corner.

Update: Don’t stop it after a few seconds. You have to run it to about 2:30 to fully appreciate the utter idiocy of this commercial. Spit-monitor warning.

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Snowpocalypse 2: The Milk Run

I was about to run out of milk tomorrow, which, of course, necessitated a run to Kroger during my lunch break. The parking lot was completely full. The store was full of people shopping for the storm, and mothers refilling their pantries after three days of having schoolchildren home. (They went to school today. They won’t tomorrow.) And the self-checkout lanes were full of people who never use them, so it was pretty funny to watch them try to figure out how they work. Last week I helped a woman who had set a canteloupe on the glass and simply waited for the machine to do something. (Or, as my friend Sarah said, she was waiting for the magic to happen.) I told her that she need to look it up and key in the code because it didn’t have a price tag with a barcode on it.

It’s fascinating to me that people have been around self-checkout lanes for many years, but so many of them haven’t got a clue how to use them.

I needed some fresh produce. I’ll be making chicken soup at some point this weekend. That reminds me, must take chicken out of freezer. Also, the most important item (besides the milk): Cat litter. That is something you don’t want to be low on during an ice storm/snowstorm/whatever the heck we’re getting here in Richmond. They’re not quite sure. The only thing they’re sure about is that the D.C. area is getting more. There’ll be a a blizzard happening up north. So glad I don’t have to drive in that. You folks stay safe out there.

I will be posting Tig in snow pictures if I get them. I have a few from last week that I can put up. I’ll probably be bored enough to edit the movie that I took. Tig is a mere two weeks away from his second birthday. If you scroll back through the Cats section, I’m sure you’ll find his baby pictures. My, how he grew.

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Goldstone is the result of 40 years of the perversion of international law

Not only has Israel prepared a defense of its conduct during Cast Lead in response to the Goldstone Report, so, too, has Hamas. Jonathan Dahohah Halevi writes:

Hamas’ line of defence vis-à-vis the Goldstone report has been shaped by a group of Palestinian jurists headed by Diya Al-Din Muhsin Al-Madhoun, former legal adviser to Ismail Haniyeh (Hamas Prime Minister) and today chairman of the Tawtheeq (documentation) organization that was the key factor assigned by Hamas’ government, on which the Goldstone committee relied for sources of information in its fact finding mission. In series of interviews to the media, Madhoun elaborated as follows Hamas’ main legal arguments of its would be response to the Goldstone report assumed to be delivered in the near future to the UN secretary general.

Israel Matzav observes:

The bottom line is that Hamas claims – without accepting the 1947 UN partition resolution – that Israel has no right to be anywhere not designated for the Jewish state by the 1947 UN partition resolution, and that therefore it has no right of self defense.

Elder of Ziyon noted earlier on that this necessarily skewed the Goldstone report as the commission was taking testimony from Hamas itself.

The following two items from Jonathan Halevi though are worth noting.

The armed struggle is legitimate
Madhoun asserts that all historic Palestine is an occupied land and that the international law legitimizes the right of self defence and resistance of the Palestinian people, who are living under 61 years of occupation. Therefore, Madhoun argues that “resistance operations conducted by the Palestinian resistance organizations, including launching rockets and mortar shells at the occupying Zionist forces, and all other military operations, are legitimate according the international law under the principle of defending our people and liberating our occupied land.”

Israel has no right for self defence
Madhoun entirely rebuts Israel’s claim for self defence arguing that it constitutes a grave violation of the Palestinian people’s right for self defence as reflected in its armed struggle to liberate the land of Palestine. And in his words (translated from Arabic): “the war against Gaza was illegitimate… as the international law rules that there isn’t legitimate defence [of the occupier] against the legitimate defence [of the occupied] embodied in the defence through struggle.”

This unfortunately is the result of decades of corruption in the UN. The late Jeane Kirkpatrick noted 20 years ago in How the PLO was legitimized:

NOT long after Khrushchev articulated these distinctions, the United Nations General Assembly formally adopted them. Where the Charter permitted force by member states only to defend themselves against attack, GA Resolution 2708 XX (1970) created a new category of “legitimate” force which could be used against member states. This new right was confirmed in subsequent resolutions approving the struggle of “liberation” groups against “colonialism” by “all necessary means at their disposal.” Step by step the new doctrine was codified in the General Assembly. In 1970, with U.S. and Western support, the General Assembly adopted the “Declaration on Principles of International Law Concerning Friendly Nations” which further expanded the rights of “peoples” and restricted those of states by providing, inter alia, that “all peoples have the right freely to determine without external influences their political status and pursue their economic, social, and cultural development, and every state has the duty to respect this right in accordance with the provisions of the Charter.”
Moreover: “Every state has the duty to refrain from any forcible action which deprives peopIe … of their right to self-determination and freedom and independence. In their actions against resistance to such forcible action in pursuit of the exercise of self-determination, such peoples are entitled to seek and receive support, in accordance with the purposes and principles of the Charter” (emphasis added).
With this declaration, the General Assembly, more clearly and unambiguously than ever, took the position not only that “peoples” had rights superior to those of member states, but that states resisting the rights of “peoples” could themselves become a “threat to peace.” The General Assembly thus subordinated the principle of the “sovereign inviolability” of states to the struggle of “peoples” against “colonialism” and put important new restrictions on the right of states to selfdefense.

The UN – at the time recalled above, under the influence of the Soviet Union – has been twisting international law to empower terrorists. The Goldstone report is the product of this perversion of law and order orchestrated by the very organization that was supposed to build the foundations of world peace.

What should international law look like? Prof. Asa Kasher:

•We in Israel are in a key position in the development of customary international law in this field because we are on the front lines in the fight against terrorism. The more often Western states apply principles that originated in Israel to their own non-traditional conflicts in places like Afghanistan and Iraq, then the greater the chance these principles have of becoming a valuable part of international law.

Will the West realize that its success in dealing with continued threats means taking a stand and defending Israel against international organizations dedicated to its destruction?

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Pre-Snowpocalypse 2 briefs

Frozen peace: See what peace dividends bring to Egypt? The nation’s journalist’s union punished two editors for having contact with Israel. Ew, Jew cooties!

That famous Muslim tolerance for other religions: Egyptian Christians are protesting for the right to build churches as easily as Muslims build mosques. If you want to build a new church in Egypt, first you have to get the permit signed by the president. If you want to build a new mosque, you get a community permit. Tolerance! And the AP boilerplate is just awesome:

Ten percent of Egypt’s 80 million are Copts, who complain of being denied equal citizenship rights. Clashes do occasionally erupt.

Those “clashes”? Riots that torched Christian-owned shops, and murdered Christians. But hey, don’t let the truth get in the way of your whitewash, AP.

Juvenile scorn in the JPost: Tony Badran schools the “realists” at Foreign Affairs about Hizbullah. (Tony’s my hero.)

In the end, the IRA was cornered, unable to force a British withdrawal, and, worse, unable to even protect its community from Loyalist gangs. It was not the Brits but the IRA that initiated talks when its armed struggle had reached a stalemate.

This is hardly where Hizbullah sees itself today, either ideologically or operationally. Instead of finding itself cornered by its local rivals, Hizbullah has used its weapons to extract powerful political concessions, neutralize the unfavorable result of democratic elections and impose its priorities on its adversaries and the Lebanese government.

You tell ’em, Tony.

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Cairo nostalgia

David Ignatius wrote two weeks ago that the message of President Obama’s Cairo speech is as important as ever. Specifically:

But in truth, the strategy that Obama proposed in Cairo is more important now than ever. Critics speak as if peacemaking and battling Muslim extremism should be seen as an either/or proposition. What Obama understood a year ago is that the two are linked. The best way to undercut extremists in Iran or al-Qaeda is to make progress on issues that matter to the Muslim world. Guns alone won’t do it; if it were otherwise, the Israelis would have battled their way to peace long ago.

Except consider Israel’s experience. Israeli withdrew from six Palestinian cities in late 1995 and two months later was hit with series of suicide attacks. Israel withdrew from Lebanon in 2000 only to face a Hezbollah buildup and war in 2006. And Israel’s withdrawal from Gaza in 2005 led to sustained rocket attacks on southern Israel and eventually a war with Hamas a year ago.

On the other hand, since Operation Defensive Shield and the building of the anti-terror wall, attacks from Judea and Samaria against Israel have decreased sharply.

In other words, recent history shows that fighting back, does help reduce terror. Peace making doesn’t have such a good record.

At the time of the Cairo speech Barry Rubin wrote:

While Obama might have said it in a different way, his words echo those of the last five American presidents. In the way he argues, however, Obama reveals his weakness in dealing with these issues. First he says—and this sounds wonderful to Western ears:

“Palestinians must abandon violence. Resistance through violence and killing is wrong and it does not succeed,” citing the American civil rights’ movement as example. This sounds noble but it is silly because it ignores the social and ideological context.

Fatah believes it got control of the West Bank and leadership of the Palestinian people through violence and killing. Hamas in Gaza; Hizballah and Syria in Lebanon; and Iran’s Islamist regime as well as the Muslim Brotherhoods believe that “resistance” works.

From the standpoint of Palestinian leaders, violence and killing are not failures. Moreover, violence and killing are commensurate with the goal of the overwhelming majority of the Palestinian leadership, which is total victory. Their main alternative “peaceful” strategy is the demand—shared by Palestinian Authority leader Mahmoud Abbas—that pretty much all Palestinians who wish to do so must be allowed to live in Israel. A formula for more violence and killing.

For David Ignatius, addressing the grievances of the Muslim world is a prerequisite for peace. Experience has shown otherwise – prioritizing those grievances hardens the positions of the West’s Islamic enemies.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Sniefs

The mouse that squeaked: Iran launched a research rocket into space that brings them up to the science of the 1960s. Woo-hoo! They’re number… um, let’s see. Russia, America, China, anyone else? And what’s on the rocket? A mouse, two turtles, and worms. Hoo-boy, they’re totally ahead of us now! Worms? No, not worms!

Operation Seashell Bomb ongoing: Another floating bomb landed on an Israeli beach. How long before one lands in Gaza and blows up the civilians who will doubtlessly think the tank on it is perfect for scrap metal sale? Counting down to the blame-Israel headlines….

Israeli Double Standard Time: Egyptians killed another Sudanese refugee trying to get into Israel. Of course, there is no outcry from the same people who shriek to high heaven every time Israel bombs a Gaza smuggling tunnel. Because a Jew didn’t kill the poor man. Money quote:

Police killed at least 19 migrants, mostly unarmed Africans seeking work or asylum in Israel, and injured at least 28 last year.

And yet, the UN is silent about this violation of Sudanese human rights. Why is that?

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