On Thursday, the United Nations called on "all the parties to the conflict" to "respect the integrity of its ambulance services."
Why? Because the IDF hijacked an UNRWA ambulance to transport wounded soldiers to the hospital.
Whoops, no, my bad. It was the palestinians, not the IDF.
Phew, that's some condemnation. I'm sure the pals are shaking in their sandals.
But I digress. Yesterday, Israel complained to the UN that the pals had used UNRWA ambulances to transport the remains of the six IDF soldiers killed in the APC attackyou know, the body parts that were displayed on TV? So what says the UN? "Shows us some proof."
Yes, because the UN requires proof before, oh, accusing Israel of atrocities in, say, Jenin.
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I keep getting error messages from my email server that my outgoing mail is being rejected. In the last 24 hours I've sent email to Ilyka, Wind Rider, Mark F., Hillel M., Bert W., Tamar B., Gary Farber, Sarah G., Bill Herbert, Lynn B., Stacy Tabb, and, come to think of it, one of my other accounts that has not yet received the email. And this would explain why Lair Simon is uncharacteristically silent on a tech question I asked him Thursday.
If any of you on that list have NOT received email from me since Thursday, please let me know here in the comments. Thanks. permalink | |
If there is a cooler movie from my childhood than Jason and the Argonauts, I can't think of one. It's on TMC right now. I tuned it in just before Hercules and Hylas ran into Talos, the bronze statue that came to life. Haven't missed any of the great animated scenes yet, and I can't wait for the skeleton fight.
I think after Peter Jackson gets through with King Kong and The Hobbit, he should taclke a remake of this one. This time, though, no fat guys in loincloths, please. I know it was the style back then, but if we can get Brad Pitt all muscled up for Troy, I'm sure we could get a few hotties to star in a remake of Jason and the Argonauts.
They've just finished the scene where Poseidon came up and stopped the clashing rocks. Somehow, even as a child, I always think during that scene: Boy, I hope he used deodorant this morning. permalink | |
"You go left. I'll go right. We'll meet back inside in ten minutes to throw up the grass." permalink | |
So Arafat missed his biggest PR opportunity since Camp David. He did not, as I expected he would not, order the return of the remains of the six soldiers. Instead, Egypt brokered a deal for them, making me look at Egypt in a new light, frankly. Instead, Arafat said this:
Yeah, probably. But we're really hoping that he dies first. I'm just sorry that reports of his stomach cancer were greatly exaggerated.
In the meantime, Israeli security forces stopped two more would-be suicide bombers.
So we're up to 12 suicide attacks prevented in the past few months. Good for you, security services. May you continue to stop these animals before they can hurt anyone but themselves. permalink | |
Glenn Reynolds reports that the top ten searches in the past day or two have all been for the Nick Berg video. Charles Johnson says his traffic is way up, and Andrew Sullivan reports that most political blog site traffic is up. I noticed tonight that "Nick Berg decapitation video" is lighting up the referrers for my site. According to Jeff Quinton, the top ten search phrases all include the Berg video. (List removed to drop me off the Google search pages.)
I was thinking that perhaps it was thrillseekers, or twisted effs that want to watch a video of someone dying. But now I think it's people seeking information, because the story is getting buried by the standard media, while still being covered by nonstandard media like blogs.
Well. Stick with us, folks. We'll point you to the news that you're not getting from your morning paper. Buried eight paragraphs from the bottom is one line about Berg being held captive because he was Jewish. The New York Times once again manages not to mention that Berg was Jewish.
If you're looking for a description of the video, read Charles Johnson's. But don't do it if you have a vivid imagination. The description itself is horrendous. I won't watch it.
But no, his killers didn't know he was Jewish. His being a Jew is not relevant.
Another thing you won't hear on the news: Besides the press sanitizing or leaving out completely the palestinians' rush for body parts after the attack that killed six soldiers, they tried it again when they blew up another APC:
What you read in the Reuters report:
Yes, "deterrent" rounds. Because, like, the people gathering didn't have weapons, weren't trying to kill the soldiers, and, oh yeah, they were trying to gather body parts for round two of "We'll give these back if you let live terrorists go free!"
This is the what Sharon has wrought with his releasing hundreds of terrorists for corpses and a criminal. This will apparently be the usual procedure every time a palestinian kills a soldier nowget the body, and hold it for ransom.
And you will not get the full story from the Israel-hating media. But you'll get it from here. permalink | |
This is the 4000th picture I've taken since I bought my digicam in November of 2002. It was shot at about 9 a.m.
I tried to get her to look up. I failed.
I am having a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad day.
I may post nothing but fluffy kitty pictures for the rest of the week.
And no, I'm not going into details.
And of course, the best picture is the one that turned out to have the wierd pink pixels all over half of it. It's ruined.
I am going to make fried foods and forget that the world exists. I have three weeks of Gilmore Girls to catch up on, and one episode of Angel.
But this picture of Tig may calm me down somewhat. At any rate, you can look at it while waiting for more posts. Tig, of course, did not have a bad day. This was taken late this afternoon. permalink | |
What's missing from these news articles?
Go ahead and read this AP piece about the murder of Nick Berg by Islamic terrorists, and tell me what's missing.
This Reuters article doesn't mention it.
This Reuters article buries it near the end of the piece.
It's not in this Voice of America article, either.
I'm not the only one who noticed it. Josh figured it out as well.
In the overwhelming majority of news articles, the fact that Nick Berg was Jewish is not deemed relevant. The only two Americans to be beheaded by terrorists were Jewish. But that's not relevant.
Not at all. permalink | |
This is Yasser Arafat's moment to prove that he truly wants peace with Israel. It's a simple thing. All he has to do is announce to the various terror factions holding the body parts of the six dead Israeli soldiers that they must return the remains to Israel.
Oh, there's an article that says "PA officials" have ordered the return of the remains. But there aren't any teeth behind that order unless Arafat himself says it.
He hasn't yet said it. But if Arafat truly wants peace and normal relations with Israel, he needs only to do this small thing to prove he is sincere: Issue a statement that says the terrorists must return the Israeli soldiers' remains, with no conditions. As a gesture of goodwill between the Israelis and the palestinians.
I don't believe he will. In fact, I'm quite sure he won't. But it would be his most meaningful gesture towards Israel since well, ever.
Update: No, I don't think that this automatically erases the thousands of terror incidents in Arafat's past. No, I don't think that by ordering the remains of the soldiers returned that Arafat suddenly gets a pass on the decades of terror he planned, ordered, and executed. No, I don't think that relations would change overnight. But I did say that it would be a good opportunity for Arafat to show the world he truly wants peace. The intent of my post, I thought, was obvious to all of my readers: If Arafat really wanted peace with Israel, he would start acting like it. The fact that he does not act like it means he does not want peace. permalink | |
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Saudis to Western tourists: Come to Saudi Arabia!
Yes, they really are asking us to come visit the Kingdom of Terror.
Absolutely. Let's check out the reasons you might want to be a tourist in Saudi Arabia:
And get this: The Ministry of Tourism's program is already working. They've drawn tens of foreign visitors to their beaches this year, and are increasing programs at the breathtaking rate of three or four per month. Whew. Five thousand people have taken advantage of the new Saudi tourism industry in the seven years since this program was initiated. Watch out, Orlando! Saudi Arabia is nipping at your heels!
Yet another helpful service brought to you by the management of yourish.com. No, don't thank me. Just throw money. permalink | |
I decided towards the middle of last week that I would try to get off my Sunday afternoon shift at the climbing gym and drive up to NJ to surprise my mother for Mother's Day. I didn't think I'd make it for dinner, but I was hoping to arrive in time for dessert. Work was fairly slow, but we were so short-staffed (due to other staffers whose moms live in Virginia getting the day off) that I had to stay until nearly 3 p.m. I was north of Baltimore by 7 (did you know that Mother's Day is a major traffic day? I didn't). My whole family was in on the surprise, but I thought perhaps my knocking on Mom's door after 10 p.m. might not be good for her 73-year-old heart. Besides, if she knew I was coming, she'd prepare things for me ahead of time. So I decided that I would let her know I was coming and called her.
Anyway, that's why there was only that brief post yesterday. Tig got me up at (sigh) five, and I was exhausted during the entire drive, and also last night. I'm fine now, what with getting nine (!) hours sleep last night. But I had a full day. Mom and I went out for breakfast (bagels! NJ bagels! good bagels!), then went to my NJ chiropractor, who told me he misses me and wants me to come back. I think that was because I told him I can't find another chiropractor like him who will tell me dirty jokes every time I get an adjustment. Which reminded him to tell me a dirty joke. And yes, it was funny, and no, I won't post it. See, if I were truly the extremist my detractors claim I am, I'd have filed a sexual harrassment suit against my chiropractor years ago. Instead, I just laugh at the jokes. Guess they're going to have to take away my feminist credentials.
Speaking of feminism, yes, I'll get back to the domestic violence discussion, as soon as I'm back home and settled in. I've been keeping an eye on the news from up here. Nothing out of the ordinary going on, except for that weird story about a hermaphrodite palestinian suicide bomber (you cannot make this stuff up; and man, would I like to have been a fly on the wall when the soldiers brought this guy in to their commander).
Oh, this one is a little interesting, too: They found some palestinian tunnel rats digging a new smuggling tunnel, caught them, and shut it down. Hope the rats turned into birds and sang loud and long about who hired them to do it. The tunnel was 150 meters long. (That's more than one and a half football fields for my American readers.) No word on whether they found any ISM peace creeps shielding the tunnelers.
Okay, so that was low. But then, I make low blows from time to time. Sue me.
Oh. But back to my day. After breakfast and the dirty-joke telling chiropractor (who has raised his rates in the past two years but charged me the same rate he charged me two years ago, either because he's a prince or because I always laugh at his jokes), we went to two kosher butcher shops (one for my favorite corned beef, one for all the rest of the meat), bought steaks for dinner, drove out to Dave's, chatted with him and my nephew, had dinner, waited for my sister-in-law to get home, chatted with her for a while, then went to Rocco and got my hair done. Then home for more dessert (the bagel shop was also an Italian bakery, and they had M&M cookies, which are actually a giant dollop of chocolate on a butter cookie topped with an M&M, and the owner made me buy all of the cookies in his displayI swear I only ordered a quarter pound).
By the way, everywhere we went today, my mother told the clerks and anyone else within earshot about how her daughter drove all the way up from Virginia to surprise her on Mother's Day.
And now I'm commandeering Mom's phone line and using (sigh) dialup and AOL, which is why I never post much when I'm in NJ. Can't stand dialup. Can't stand it. Plus, it's such a pain to surf at those low speeds.
Anyway. Back tomorrow afternoon, then teaching, then normal activity, probably including another fighter, discussionwith my pal Richard Bennett and his buds. (Get those cites ready, Richard, 'cause I accept no substitutions.)
Oh, and thanks for behaving while I was busy. (That's to everyone, not Richard specifically.) permalink | |
It wasn't enough that palestinian terrorists murdered Meirav Hatuel and her sisters and mother. Early this evening, Israel time, terrorists disguised themselves as women and lay in wait for Israeli Gaza residents to gather for a memorial service for the Hatuel family.
Then they opened fire.
By some miracle, none of the mourners was wounded. One of the terrorists was killed. The others got away.
I don't think I have much outrage left.
Yeah. Let's give these people a state. They really want peace. Really. permalink | |
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