The Verizon green screen

Now here’s something I’ve never seen before. I turned on my TV and the screen was green. Completely. Panic-stricken, I tried playing something I had recorded on the DVR. Still green. Turned things off and on. Still green. Finally, I tried a DVD. Picture! It’s not my TV! Woot!

I’m on hold with Verizon. I suspect their entire output may be green at the moment.

Update: Nope. Rebooted the box. I should have thought of that first thing, but I was so panicked about the loss of my Sony Bravia. Then again, I could buy a new and bigger one… hm… nah. Saving money. Can’t buy a new big-screen TV.

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AP outsources news to Iranian propaganda arm

What’s wrong with this article? Take a moment, read through it, and come back. I’ll wait.

So many things. But let’s start with the number one issue: The AP uncritically passes along the Iranian government publication’s description of the hanging of a man accused of spying for Israel as absolute. There is no “alleged,” no “the government says,” in fact, there are no qualifiers whatsoever that the “reporter” has done no original reporting whatsoever, but is simply parroting IRNA. What is IRNA? It’s the Iranian government-funded and controlled news agency. That’s like quoting Pravda uncritically during the bad old days of Communist Russia. So yes, there’s a major ingredient of a news article missing here. It’s called “investigating,” not “parroting propaganda.”

According to IRNA, Siadat confessed to spying for Israel starting in 2004 in return for $60,000, as well as an additional $7,000 each time he met with Israeli handlers. IRNA said he met up with Israeli intelligence agents during “foreign trade” trips to Turkey, Thailand and the Netherlands and that he transferred data through a digital camera, transmitters and laptop.

IRNA reported that Siadat was arrested in 2008 while planning to flee Iran. There were no details on whether Siadat was a government employee or how he obtained the classified information.

There was no immediate comment on the execution from officials in Israel.

[…] Espionage is punishable by death under Iranian law. Iran and Israel have been enemies since the 1979 Islamic Revolution in Iran, with Tehran periodically announcing arrests of people suspected of spying for Israel.

The next paragraph should go on to say that the Iranian regime frequently calls opponents spies and sends innocent men and women to prison for that “crime.” But it does not. Instead, we get a listing of Iran’s spy trials as if they were absolutely rock-solid, including one of Iran’s most egregious “Israeli spy” scandals:

And in 2000, a court convicted 10 Iranian Jews of spying for Israel in a closed-door trial and sentenced them to prison terms ranging from four to 13 years. All were released before serving out their full sentences after international pressure.

It was more than a closed-door trial. The judge was also the prosecutor. The Iranians presented no evidence whatsoever against the “spies.” It was clearly a frame-up.

The trial, which began April 13, has all the hallmarks of a judicial frame-up. It is being held under conditions that contravene all acceptable judicial norms. A Revolutionary Court judge acts as investigator, prosecutor and judge, and appoints the defence counsel. The trial is held in secret.

Some of the 13 were arrested in January 1999, while others were jailed in March of last year. The first of the defendants, Hamid Tefilin, is a shoe salesman. He was arrested eighteen months ago and held for five months incommunicado. The prisoners include shopkeepers, teachers and a 17-year-old student.

Defence lawyers have argued that the men should be acquitted, as the prosecution has not produced any evidence or witnesses to back up its case. The state’s case rests on the fact that nine of the thirteen men have admitted in court to involvement in espionage, some in televised confessions. The confessions were made without the presence of a lawyer.

Relatives insist the prisoners confessed under duress, after being held in solitary confinement for more than a year. Family visits have been limited to five minutes. Defence lawyers Shirzad Rahmani and Esmail Naseri-Mojarrad said their cross-examination of six of the accused showed that some of them had lied in their confessions.

The world put pressure on Iran because the charges were bogus. The defendants were arrested and held in solitary confinement until they confessed. Their lawyer received death threats for insisting his clients were innocent.

But sure, AP, just roll off the story without the relevant facts, because it fits the anti-Israel narrative.

I’d list the number of its own rules this story breaks, but this post has already taken long enough to write. The AP editors that let this piece through as is should be ashamed of themselves. News organization my ass.

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Tuesday morning briefs

Netanyahu to Turkey: Bite me. NFW will Israel be apologizing to Turkey for killing nine terrorists—sorry, “activists”—who attacked IDF soldiers while they were rapelling down from helicopters and sitting in boats alongside the Marvel of Mumbles. And oh, yeah—there’s also this:

However, the prime minister made it clear that no apology is forthcoming, and added that Israel demands that Ankara annul all legal proceedings and lawsuits against the IDF launched in the wake of the raid on the Gaza-bound Turkish flotilla.

Shorter Bibi: Hey, Erdogan! Bite me.

The awesome power of Zionists strikes again: Now the Mossad-slash-Zionists are responsible for cutting the undersea cables that knocked out Egypt’s internet. Bow to our mighty awesomeness1!111! ZOMG!

Um… what? Julian Assange could possibly get creepier, but I’m not sure how. I mean, I have to tell you, if I was alone with him and there was a sharp, pointed object within reach, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be walking out of the room and I would. Because he is super-creepy. But WTF is this supposed to mean?

Mr Assange regards himself as a victim of radicalism. “Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of feminism,” he said. “I fell into a hornets’ nest of revolutionary feminism.”

Is he seriously comparing radical feminists with the scumbags in Saudi Arabia who demand that grown women get their husband’s or father’s permission to so much as go to the effing mall? Is he trying to say that Swedish feminists are like the Saudi Islamists? Because both comparisons are detestable and loathsome, just like—creepy Julian. (Actually, if he was alone with me and got all creepy, I’d just shoot him. I have guns.)

So does this mean the Garden of Eden was in Israel? Geez, they have to stop confusing me. Just when I’ve pretty much wrapped my brain around Adam and Eve somewhere in what is now Iraq, they go and find a bunch of teeth in Israel that are older than any other human remains on record. Or so they say. It remains to be seen if the remains are human. Betcha five bucks the Palestinians will insist this is proof that Palestinians were there before Israelis.

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Monday briefs

We need to ban Christmas trees: A woman used the family Christmas tree to beat—well, her family. You know, I think I see the next lefty cause on the horizon. Then again, if we make Christmas trees illegal, only criminals will have Christmas trees. And then what would the kiddies do on Christmas?

The willing blindness of the media: You know what’s amazing? How the AP can run so many contradictory statements from the same organization, and yet commit to standardizing the anti-Israel boilerplates and almost never changing them. Here we have the AP actually pointing out that Hamas is using the truce to rearm, and yet, when they use that fact in a typical story about Israel bombing Hamas weapons factories or storage tunnels, they will use the words “Israel says” to discount the truth of the matter. And oh, the headline? “Hamas strongman Hamas strongman against escalation with Israel”, followed by Hamas warns Israel after Gaza rockets, airstrikes. Because that’s what peace is all about, warning the other side that you’re going to rain missiles on their heads.

Oh, please. Like Britain doesn’t screw over Israel: The Mossad chief is going to apologize to the U.K. for forging passports used during the Mahmoud al-Mabhouh assassination. I think the U.K. has a hell of a lot more to apologize to Israel about, starting with George Galloway and Lady Ashton, and working their way down to the laws keeping Israelis out of the U.K. for fear of being arrested on bogus war crimes charges. Then the U.K. can apologize for allowing the Islamists in its midst brainwash a homegrown Muslim, who went to Israel and murdered civilians with a suicide bombing. Or maybe the U.K. should keep its eyes on those trying to murder the Brits on their own soil. Again. The U.K. should be thanking the Mossad for ridding the world of a dangerous POS that can no longer help the world illegal arms trade.

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More from the Jew-hating Greek Orthodox cleric

I’m sorry that you’re upset with what I said, but you’re all Satanists anyway

The Metropolothing that said that Jews were responsible for the Greek financial crisis (instead of, as we know, the unaffordable socialist welfare state that Greece has become) restated his love for Jews. No, really. He loves Jews. It’s Zionists that he can’t stand.

My public vehement opposition against International Zionism refers to the organ that is the successor of the “Sanhedrin” which altered the faith of the Patriarchs, the Prophets and the Righteous of the Jewish nation through the Talmud, the Rabbinical writings and the Kabbalah into Satanism, and always strives vigorously toward an economic empire set up throughout the world with headquarters in the great land beyond the Atlantic for the prevalence of world government and pan-religion.

Effing. Batshit. Crazy. And a Jew-hater, besides. And in case you think he might be trying to apologize, well, you’d be wrong.

The things I said during my television appearance on the show “Society Hour Mega” are strictly my personal views and opinions, which I have repeatedly expressed… verbally and in writing.

Thus proving once again that if Zionists rule the world, they’re doing a crappy job of keeping all those Jew-haters quiet, out of the spotlight, or dead. Also that there is almost no penalty for anti-Semitism in much of Europe, and certainly none in the Greek Orthodox Church—in Greece. Here in America, they are renouncing this lunatic’s words. Thank you, American Greek Orthodox.

Update: Apparently, the Metropolithingie’s naked Jew-hatred is too much for the Greek government to ignore completely. They’ve made a statement about it.

Government spokesman Giorgos Petalotis on Thursday condemned “the language of hatred by whoever expresses it,” calling it “an insult to Greece, our culture and society.”

Or maybe it’s more insulting to the Jews, but hey, what do I know?

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Crazy Uncle Lieberman: Pissing off everyone at the dinner

Israel’s Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman is like the crazy uncle at family gatherings who says things that nobody else wants to hear, or admit. Sure, sometimes he really says crazy things, but sometimes, he just speaks the truth.

Lieberman called Turkey’s demand for an apology over the IDF raid on the Marmara, in which nine Turkish civilians died, “beyond rude”. He also said lies were being heard from Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, “who visits Lebanon and threatens the State of Israel”.

Lieberman’s comments led Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to announce that the foreign minister’s views do not reflect that of the Israeli government, and that only Netanyahu can express official state opinions. A Likud minister added to this that Lieberman “must be out of his mind”.

When the PM of Turkey says that his country will stand with Lebanon in case of another war with Israel, you have to ask: What’s wrong with Lieberman calling him out on it?

“I heard the lies and false promises made by the foreign minister who said, ‘Look, we are ready to cooperate with Israel, look at how we came to help Israel with the fire in the Carmel and in our stead they would not have done the same.’ I want to remind him of the earthquake in 2007, when we sent delegations which were there for weeks. We worked and heard not a word,” Lieberman said.

I’m glad someone’s calling a lie a lie. The Turks are lying to the world, to their country, and to the media. And the lies are, as usual, uncritically reported by the mainstream media.

Someone’s got to tell the truth. It may as well be Crazy Uncle Avigdor.

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Muslims targeting Christians

This year, apparently, Muslims decided to go on a murder spree on Christians on Christmas, perhaps as a twisted Jihadi gift to the world. They killed theim in Nigeria.

They forced Iraqi Christians to cancel or tone down Christmas celebrations.

They stopped Christians from selling crosses during Christmas this year.

They bombed them in the Philippines.

And with all of this, the AP can’t figure out why Christians are leaving the Palestinian territories and other Muslim-dominated areas.

Christians only make up for about 2 percent of the population in the Holy Land today, compared to about 15 percent in 1950. Like many other Christian communities across the Middle East, many have migrated to flee political tensions or in search of better economic opportunities.

Hm. Let’s think on that for a while. “Political tensions” and economic opportunities. Yeah, that explains it. Just like Jews chose to leave the Arab and Muslim world after 1948 due to “political tensions.”

The refusal to name violent Islamism as the real reason Christians have been leaving the Muslim world is now the status quo. Your objective media at work. On the other hand, an Israeli TV comedy show can find the words to say.

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This is my life…

I was looking around the blog for some posts, and wound up staying up a bit too late last night reading some old posts from the Life category. I don’t seem to write about myself nearly as much as I used to in ages past, and that’s too bad, because this blog is like a snapshot into my life via those posts. Don’t get me wrong, I tend not to write anything truly intimate or revealing because, well, that’s none of your damned business. But I did like writing about the kids (and especially about teaching, but I don’t do that anymore), and reading posts about what I was doing years ago makes me smile and go, “Oh, yeah! I’d forgotten that.”

This weekend was a quiet one for me. I spent Friday doing mostly nothing, just because I could, and because it was so utterly enjoyable. I discovered that I can’t put together my new indoor remote-control helicopter until I find my jeweler screwdrivers set, so there went that experiment. (My Great Room has a 20-foot ceiling and a loft landing, and I can’t wait to launch that helicopter when Tig is up on the loft looking at me through the railing.) Big Bang Theory Season One arrived, but by that time, I’d already finished reading Patricia McKillip’s latest novel, “The Bards of Bone Plain” (great, as usual, but still not as good as her best-ever, “Alphabet of Thorn”). And I started on my new puzzle, “A hundred mice and a piece of cheese,” having already finished “A hundred elephants and a mouse” and given it to Sarah for the kids to put together.

I like jigsaw puzzles that have a lot going on, and are cartoonish. There was one I had growing up that I wish I still had, called “Verticalville.” That was fun. I don’t care for things like all-white jigsaw puzzles, because I don’t put them together to see how the pieces match, or to challenge my brain. I put them together because it’s fun to make a picture out of funny-shaped cardboard pieces. Last night, I caught Tig on the table. He was on it the night before, but not while I was around. I walked into the dining room and there he was, splayed across the pieces, eyes huge, ears back, ready to play. So I picked up the cookie tin with metal things in it and shook it at him as he ran away. Apparently, I need to remind him to stay off my BRAND-NEW dining room table.

Today looks like it’s going to be a repeat of do-nothing mode, because there’s not a lot to do when it snows. I’m not one of those people who goes shopping for deals the day after Christmas. I have plenty of leftovers, and even if the power were to go out, I’d be fine, because I have a gas grill and two and a half tanks of propane. I think I’ll work on the puzzle a bit, catch up on the season finale of Burn Notice, and go out and play in the snow with Tig at some point. A nice, quiet, peaceful day.

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What the AP doesn’t tell you about Israel

What the AP reports:

The activists, mostly members of pro-Islamic groups, waved Palestinian and Turkish flags and chanted “down with Israel” and “Allah is great” as they greeted the vessel. Protesters also boarded boats to welcome the approaching ship, which was adorned with a poster of the nine activists from Turkey who were killed during the raid.

What the AP doesn’t tell you:

He added: “I ask God to return Jerusalem to us and fight for the shahids.” He also asked that God “take revenge on the killers” and called for “death to Israel,” saying they will fight till their last breath until they take over Jerusalem.

What the AP reports:

Israeli forces killed two Palestinian militants Sunday along the Gaza-Israel border, where a sudden surge in violence has weakened an unofficial truce in place since Israel’s bruising 2009 war there.

[…] But violence flared several weeks ago, and on Saturday, Gaza’s militant Hamas rulers warned they would escalate hostilities against Israel if tensions didn’t subside.

What the AP doesn’t tell you:

Nearly 30 rockets and mortars have been fired toward Israel over the past week.

What the AP reports:

Turkey’s foreign minister said Saturday that his country wants improved ties with Israel but added that Israel must apologize and offer compensation for its deadly raid on a Gaza Strip-bound aid flotilla.

[…] Israeli commandos said they opened fire in self-defense after meeting what they called unexpected resistance when they boarded the ferry carrying aid supplies to Gaza.

What the AP doesn’t tell you:

“We fully intend to go to Gaza regardless of any intimidation or threats of violence against us,” Arraf said. “They are going to have to forcefully stop us.”

Or show you.

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Snow and quiet in Richmond

It always looks so pretty when it’s coming down. Three inches on the ground, three or four more coming.

Snow

And then, the cleanup. Not as pretty, but hey—winter happens.

Today, Tig and I will go out in the snow. When it stops, I’m going to put out some birdseed. And not let Tig out.

It’s going to be near 60 on New Year’s Eve here. Now that’s Richmond weather.

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It’s the lazy Saturday night open thread

And here’s your random kitty picture.

Gracie and Tig

Off to get the traditional Jewish Christmas dinner: Chinese food. Already saw the movie.

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Good news briefs

Ami Isseroff’s (and many others) efforts pay off: Seattle is cancelling the anti-Israel bus ads that were scheduled to run for a month. Jewish groups launched a strong protest movement, and the King County government decided that it wasn’t worth the paltry amount of ad dollars coming in to fight a wave of protesters. Wow, for once, the protesting on our side worked. Here’s the thing: This isn’t the first time in recent months something like this has happened. I think some of the world is starting to wake up to being part of the delegitimization of Israel process, and realizing that they don’t have to be. Or maybe it’s just self-preservation on their part. Either way, we win. And if you’re interested in learning how, go over to Elder of Ziyon’s blog and learn about Hasbara.

What? Israel let hundreds of Gazans out? To go to the Christmas celebrations in Bethlehem. Contrast this with Hamas refusing to let Fatah members out to go on Hajj last year. And oh yeah, tourism is up. There was almost no criticism of their dhimmi overlords, but some slipped out:

Rev. David Neuhaus, the Roman Catholic vicar for the Hebrew-speaking Christian population in the Holy Land, said violence against Gaza Christians was largely the work of “Islamic fundamental vigilante justice,” and not the Hamas regime. Nonetheless, he said Christian daily life was extremely difficult.

“They are not targeted by authorities but life is not simple when you live minute by minute according to the mores of a different religion,” he said. “The Islamic lifestyle that is being imposed is foreign to how Christians lead their lives.”

Oh, yeah. Tourism in Bethlehem is way up over the last few years, but nobody’s making as big a stink about that as they did several years ago when they essentially accused Israel of killing Christmas (though it was the terrorism that did the trick). Let’s see, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, 2005, 2005, and the one in 2005 where the news services admitted that Christmas was happening in Bethlehem, after all. Mostly unmentioned: Muslim persecution of Christians.

The Really, Really Free Market: Apparently, my city has a Christmas giveaway going on. Well, that’s nice. It’s like a yard sale, but free! (Wait ’til the IRS finds out people are trading things to one another without paying taxes. It’ll get shut down. Oh, wait. Good news! Good news!)

It’s a Saturnalia miracle*: A woman who lost the use of her legs 13 years ago can walk again.

*I did remember to tell you that I’m currently obsessed with Big Bang Theory, didn’t I?

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Santa sightings

The fact that NORAD does this every year brings a smile to my face every time I read about this, or see it on TV. Years back, when my friend’s daughter was young enough to believe in Santa, I watched as her father logged into the internet page showing the Santa tracking. She was utterly thrilled. I hope my Christian readers will avail themselves of this charming way of making a child happy (at least until the fateful day when s/he discovers it’s all a lie).

Tracking Santa’s travels is a celebrated tradition at the North American Aerospace Command, and it unfolds Friday for the 55th year.

NORAD insiders drop hints about how they do it — “ultra-cool, high-tech, high-speed digital cameras,” radar, satellites and Canadian Forces fighter jets. They happily release a flurry of facts: They answered 74,000 phone calls and 3,500 e-mails from around the world last year, all asking for Santa’s location.

But any inquiry into the technological particulars is met with a polite rebuff and a cryptic explanation involving the magic of Christmas.

I honestly don’t remember my parents warning me not to tell my Christian friends that there was no such thing as Santa, but I do remember knowing that I should just let them have their fiction and be happy.

Merry Christmas Eve to my Christian readers. Here’s a song that I heard for the first time yesterday. Could not stop laughing.

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Fluffy kittens and puppies

I think I may take a break from posting anything but fun things for the next few days. I feel the need for a dandelion break.

Bloom County dandelion break

(Note how even two decades ago, the news reports got it wrong about Israel. And Breathed passed it along incorrectly.)

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The “Is it Friday Yet?” briefs

Wikileaks to al-Jazeera: Hey, we hate the Jews, too! Okay, perhaps that’s a little strong, but read between the lines of this article (or even just read the actual text), and it’s clear that Julian Assange is assuring the Arab world that there’s no way in hell he’d reach a deal with those awful Zionists to protect Israeli secrets, and boy, wait ’til you see what he’s got on the Mossad!

Batshit effing crazy: MEMRI has a former Guantanamo detainee explaining how his Jewish interrogators used witchcraft on him to try to make him talk. (MEMRI video here.) Please. We don’t use witchcraft. We use Zionist Mind Rays.

Merry Christmas, world, but blame the Jews: Even in its coverage of the annual Christmas message from the Roman Catholic Patriarch in Israel, the AP manages to pass along the false narrative that only Israel is responsible for the lack of peace. The AP version of events:

President Barack Obama personally launched direct talks between Israel and the Palestinians in September, saying he hoped to broker a peace accord within a year.

The negotiations broke down just three weeks later with the expiration of a limited Israeli freeze on settlement construction. Palestinians say they will not return to negotiations unless Israel halts settlement construction in the West Bank and east Jerusalem, territories they claim for a state.

Missing from that version: The ten-month settlement freeze, during which for nine and a half of those months, the Palestinians refused to conduct direct negotiations with Israel. Your objective news source, at work.

And finally, for my Christian readers, something cool for the pre-Yule.

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