The crazy day briefs

Suh-LAMMED with things today. Now to see what’s been happening in the world.

Make the effers pay it back: Seriously? Israeli tax dollars paid for commemorative plaques for the six Israeli Arabs who took part in the Gaza Flotilla? Make them pay back the money.

More PA UNESCO fallout: Israel suspended payments to UNESCO. Wait, what? Israel was paying UNESCO to begin with? One of the most anti-Israel organizations in the anti-Israel UN? Seriously? Really. Withdraw. Withdraw. Withdraw. Oh, and Israel stopped transfering taxes collected on behalf of the PA. Say, if they’re so ready for a state, howcome they don’t collect their own damned taxes? Isn’t that one of the major requirements of having a state to begin with?

Really? This is from Laura Rozen? Check for pods, because this is a fairly balanced piece about whether Israel is planning to attack Iran in the near future. I don’t buy that it’s going to happen, no matter what Ha’aretz says, or how many reporters they use to make it look like they know what they’re talking about. Rozen actually supports that with this article. You know how we can tell for sure that the plans are bogus? When Uzi Mahnaimi gets an article in the Telegraph saying an attack is imminent. Just like the last dozen or so imminent attacks on Iran that he wrote breathlessly about in those pages.

This is causing some serious shaking in Iran: Israel test-launched a missile that can carry a nuke and send it right down the Mad Mullahs’ robes. Meantime, the West is ratcheting up the heat. Which makes me think that all this talk of Israel and the U.K. getting ready to attack Iran is meant to scare the UN into tougher sanctions. Which is a win, so keep talking, people.

And just for kicks and giggles: This is how pathetic our Occupy Richmond movement is. They never had more than about 30 people occupying Kanahwa Plaza, and the cops cleaned them out a few days ago. And four of them that were arrested are still in jail–because they have pending charges against them. Morons.

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Wednesday Briefs

Muslims appropriating Jewish symbols, Holocaust version: They’re using yellow Stars of David to protest “Islamophobia” in Switzerland. Disgusting? Of course. Will that stop them from doing it again? No. Not until someone starts calling them Zionists or something.

Well, that’s surprising: The Obama administration cut funding to UNESCO after they admitted the fictional statelet of East Palestine. So did Canada, which is also thinking about quitting the anti-Israel organization. Hey, I’m all for quitting the UN completely, and starting up a new organization called the United Democratic Nations, in which only democracies get a vote. The chance of that happening, of course, is zero. Oh, and the world is all pissed off about Netanyahu speeding up the building in Jerusalem as a result of the PA’s unilateral UNESCO bid. Really? The West is mad at Israel? I’m so surprised to hear that news. No, really. I’m shocked. Look, I’m typing with my shocked expression. I’ll send you a picture, really.

The Religion of Peace firebombs a newspaper: It carried a portrait of Mohammed. And they mocked him. Oh, the horrors!

Another day, another mock-worthy Iranian story: Yes, that’s right, kiddies, the Iranians are considering whipping a few soccer players for “inappropriate” behavior. The inappropriate behavior? A hand on a butt. It’s a good thing the Iranians don’t have American football. There’d be no players left.

Oh, joy! Another flotilla! Yet another flotilla is leaving Turkey, and this time, they’re carrying “symbolic cargo.” Yes, really. Because the blockade is so devastating, they need to carry symbolic cargo to help the poor, poor, suffering Gazans. And what, you may ask, is “symbolic cargo?”

Activists said that the boats were carrying “symbolic cargo,” consisting of $30,000 in medicines as well as activists “committed to nonviolent defense of the flotilla and Palestinian human rights.”

Now, aren’t you sorry you asked?

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Tuesday “shaky truce” briefs

Sunny with a chance of missiles: Schools have been cancelled in southern Israel due to rocket attacks, and even the AP has noticed.

Damned if you do… Egypt has gotten Israel to postpone for 24 hours a stronger response to the dozens of rocket attacks in the last seven days. Why? Why wouldn’t Israel bring down the hammer on the attacks, and make a statement that Hamas will not forget? So much for the “kill or be killed” speech by Bibi. And oh, the AP is finally getting the timing of the attacks right, and putting the blame where it belongs. Mostly.

The Islamic Jihad faction had led the rocket attacks that began last week, but on Sunday agreed to stop the violence if Israel also did. Rocket fire that drew retaliatory Israeli airstrikes persisted afterward, but it was claimed by a different militant group, the leftist Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine.

Gaza’s ruling Hamas group, which has killed hundreds of Israelis in past violence, has not directly been involved in the attacks. But Israel holds Hamas responsible for all violence from the territory.

Just like in the days when Yasser Arafat ruled the Palestinians, and the media covered for him by insisting he had no control over Hamas. Yet Hamas attacks stopped whenever Arafat wanted them stopped. And Hamas can stop the terrorists it controls from sending rockets into Israel. It doesn’t want to. Because some of the rocketeers were Hamas terrorists. The media, as always, carry the water for the terrorists.

Your media bias in action: Sending email critical of Israel? That doesn’t mean you can’t write objectively about the Jewish State, according to Reuters. They see no reason to fire or even discipline a reporter who sent the European Jewish Congress an unsolicited email criticizing Israel.

Last September EJC sent a press release to media outlets during the buildup to the Palestinian statehood bid at the United Nations. In the statement, the Jewish advocacy group urged European governments not to support the initiative arguing unilateral measures were detrimental to the peace process.

Kranjc, who is listed as the head of the Reuters television department at its Amsterdam bureau, responded from his work mailbox declaring his support for the Palestinian bid.

“I am going to support it!” he wrote in a two-lined message. “You have your state but you don’t want others to have their state. So sad.”

Why on earth would that make you think the reporter might reflect more sympathy to Palestinians in his writing? Don’t be ridiculous. That’s like saying the New York Times is a liberal news outlet!

Someone check for a pod under Richard Goldstone’s bed: Really, he’s been taken over by the body snatchers. This New York Times op-ed, which states firmly and effectively that Israel is not an apartheid state, was written by the man who gave his name to the Goldstone Report, and then followed that up with insisting that everything in the report was true. Someone seems to have done some mighty hard repentance this Yom Kippur. Countdown to the outraged shrieks of the anti-Israel crowd in three, two….

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Still more anti-Israel media

Oh, look. A news source even more anti-Israel than the AP: The AFP thinks that a truce is holding–but shaky–when one side fires rockets at the other.

Gaza militants on Monday said they were committed to a truce with Israel but the day-old ceasefire appeared shaky as four rockets hit the Jewish state.

Because the truce is only broken when Israeli jets fire missiles at Palestinian terrorists launching rockets.

The discovery raised to 13 the total number of people killed in 36 hours of clashes in and around Gaza, including three militants who died in two air strikes which occurred after the truce was put in place.

Gee, why did those three “militants” die in air strikes?

The rocket fire tailed off early on Sunday after the Egyptian-brokered truce took effect, but overnight five projectiles hit southern Israel, police said, landing in open areas without causing any harm.

Oh. They were firing rockets into Israel. Say, AFP? If one side is firing rockets at the other, THERE IS NO FUCKING TRUCE!

God, I hate the anti-Israel media. AFP, of course, is French–the nation that gave us the al-Dura hoax. They keep on trying to surpass it.

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The AP ups the ante in anti-Israel bias

Since last Wednesday, Palestinian terrorists have been sending rockets into Israel, then pretending that they’ll honor a cease-fire, then sending more rockets into Israel, then pretending that it’s all Israel’s fault for killing terrorists who were just–you guessed it, sending rockets into Israel. The goal is to try to murder Israeli civilians.

So of course, Israel’s leadership is talking about the consequences of terrorists launching rockets into Israel, particularly since they no longer have to worry about Gilad Shalit’s kidnappers displaying his dead body and saying “We told you we’d kill him if you came into Gaza.” There is no reason for Israel to hold back–and yet, Israel is holding back. And not only is Israel holding back, but the only Palestinians killed or wounded in the last week are the terrorists who are launching, trying to launch, or just launched rockets into Israel.

So when the Israeli Prime Minister talks tough, what is the headline?

Israeli leader threatens Gaza militants

Really? I mean, AP headline writers, really? What exactly is the threat?

In his speech, Netanyahu vowed to act with “strength and determination” against the militants. “Whoever attacks Israel is risking his life,” he said.

Wait, what? Netanyahu said that Israel is going to fight back against the terrorists? That terrorists who are trying to murder Israelis risk being killed themselves? Say, that doesn’t sound like a threat to me. It sounds more like a warning. Which would have been the perfect verb to use in the headline, don’t you think?

Israeli leader warns Gaza militants

It’s much less ominous. But then, the anti-Israel editors at the Associated Press aren’t interested in presenting the Israeli side fairly. Israel threatens. Israel kills. Active, ominous verbs for the Israeli side of the story, passive, whitewashed voice for the Palestinian side. Worse still, the AP is carrying Hamas’ water on this one. Look at this unbelievable excerpt:

In Gaza, Hamas officials condemned the Israeli threats.

“These remarks reflect the brutal attitude and mentality of the enemy leadership, which does not respect the calm and all the efforts that have been made in this regard,” said Hamas spokesman Fawzi Barhoum.

He urged the international community to pressure Israel not to launch “any crazy adventure” in Gaza.

What calm? What efforts? Nobody sends a rocket out of Hamas without express permission from the Hamas rulers. I know this, Israel knows this, and frankly, the AP writers and editors know this, too.

Take another look at those three paragraphs. The AP is quoting a Hamas condemnation of tough talk by Israel’s prime minister. And yet, when Hamas leaders constantly talk of destroying Israel, the AP seems to miss these very public statements:

“Palestinians mark the occasion this year with great hope of bringing to an end the Zionist project in Palestine,” Ismail Haniyeh, the prime minister of the Hamas government in Gaza, told about 10,000 people at a Gaza City mosque.

Some of my readers may think I’m being too hard on the AP this week. Let me think about that for a second…

Nah. They are carrying some major anti-Israel bias this week. They deserve it.

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Your Monday morning media bias post

Seriously, could the AP spin this any more? Unbelievable.

Israel aircraft hit Gaza, 2 found dead

It’s like they died from a meteor strike or a plague or something. “2 found dead.” Sure, it’s accurate. But it’s misleading. Also, note that they don’t identify the terrorists in the headline. Two what were found dead? Two civilians? Two doctors? Two children? The headline implies that Israel struck Gaza just because it felt like dropping bombs on that poor, imprisoned, starving populace. Who just happened to be launching rockets designed to murder civilians, preferably schoolchildren. One of the things you rarely read in the anti-Israel media is that terrorists deliberately launch rockets during the hours when children are going to and returning from school in the hopes of killing children.

By the way, AP, you need a comma after “Strip” below.

Israeli aircraft struck the southern Gaza Strip targeting rocket-launching militants, the military said Monday, and Palestinian officials reported that two men were found dead in the area.

Now, the background: Watch how the real reason for the Israeli strikes on terrorists is obfuscated. Only the last few days are noted, not the rocket attack last week that started it all. Also note the tired, old “cycle of violence” phrase is being brushed off and given a new shine.

The strike came after two days of rocket attacks and airstrikes that risked escalating into a more serious cycle of violence, although Israel’s defense minister downplayed the chances that a large-scale ground offensive into Gaza would be launched.

And here’s the important part that should have been the initial paragraph. The men who were killed were launching a rocket into Israel. The cause and effect could not be any more clear. Unless you’re the mainstream media.

The Israeli military said its aircraft attacked a squad that had just fired a rocket into Israel. The military said it had “confirmed a hit” but provided no further details.

The strike wasn’t a result of two days of attacks. It was a strike on a terrorist cell launching rockets into Israel at that very moment. The news media does not properly assign the cause and effect. Cause: Rockets being launched by terrorists into Israel. Effect: Israel firing missiles are rocket launching terrorists. To make it seem, in the previous paragrapha, that Israel is the one initiating the action here is, well, that’s the anti-Israel narrative in plain sight.

But wait, there’s more: Here comes the obligatory “a previously unknown group”, spun a slightly different way:

Palestinian security officials said two bodies were discovered around dawn wearing the uniform of al-Ahrar, or “The Free People”, a little-known group with ties to Gaza’s militant Hamas rulers that previously had no history of violence against Israel.

In other words, they were members of Hamas who wore different uniforms so that Israel can’t blame Hamas. Israel can and does but the media won’t. They’ve been buying the Hamas lies for years. Witness the “political arm” and “military arm” of Hamas, which has no such differentiation between terrorists. It’s a fiction used for cover. Ynet managed to find out what al-Ahrar is:

Al-Ahrar consists of ex-Fatah men and is partly sponsored by Hamas.

Right. Members of Hamas.

And now, the fifth paragraph, generally the last one that shows up in your local paper’s World News section:

The men were unarmed and no rocket launchers were found in the area, the officials said.

And there we go. Israel just killed two men who happened to be standing around doing nothing. Or did they?

The Palestinians reported that medical teams found the bodies of two terrorists on Monday morning. “They did not die in vain, the national consensus on the lull won’t prevent us from taking revenge and retaliating for these ongoing crimes,” the movement said.

Instead of uncritically repeating Palestinian spokesliars accounts, perhaps the AP should cultivate the kind of sources that Ynet has, where the terrorists proudly admit their dead members’ actions. But then, they couldn’t continue the anti-Israel narrative. Then where would they be?

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Seriously? You’re fact-checking a COMEDY?

Seriously.

Much like the theme song from “Laverne and Shirley,” which declared, “Making our dreams come true for me and you,” “2 Broke Girls” features Max and Caroline brewing a dream of their own: a cupcake business. As the season has progressed, the two become dollars and cents closer to the enigmatic funding goal of $250,000, which Caroline reveals at the tail end of the pilot episode.

Exactly how she landed on that figure is somewhat of a mystery. The show’s writers explain it away with Caroline’s reveal that she went to business school. In the next scene, she admits she’s been secretly price-gouging Max’s red velvet cupcakes at $7 a pop.

This is the first fallacy in the show’s portrayal of the cupcake scene in New York City or anywhere else. No one is selling cupcakes for $7. The top shops in the city peddling the sweet confections are arguably Crumbs Bake Shop, which debuted on NASDAQ in June of last year, and Magnolia Bakery, made famous by its notorious endorsement in “Sex and the City.” Both are selling cupcakes between $3 and $4.50, depending on the amount of sugar they’re topped with. $7 is almost double that price.

2 Broke Girls is the funniest new show on TV. I love it. It’s a must-watch. But seriously? The author is fact-checking the business plan of a comedyshow? Really? Because you know, when the Fonz hit the soda machine and got free sodas, that was totally realistic.

Seriously?

It makes you wonder what other business-savvy nonsense Caroline is spewing. In a later episode, she pines, “I really need this cupcake business,” as if it’s the one thing that will propel her back into the cushy existence previously afforded by her father, who has since been busted a la Bernie Madoff. In reality, however, there’s probably a better way to invest $250,000 in a business paradigm that isn’t as mint as it was a few years ago.

No, it makes you laugh. Because that’s the point of a comedy–making you laugh. To do so, you deliberately exaggerate and obfuscate facts and reality.

Boy, someone needs a crash course on what constitutes a comedy, because the last time I checked, paying strict attention to the actual prices of cupcakes wasn’t on the list.

Say, Jaebi Iam? You need to take a chill pill, or something. Nobody cares if Caroline’s cupcake strategy is right or wrong. We just care if it’s funny.

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You can teach the AP some things

Oh, look. The AP finally includes in the lead the reason that Israel started bombing Palestinian rocket squads, even though they’re sticking to the tit-for-tat angle. Or at least, that was this morning’s article.

Israel, militants continue attacks for second day
Israel and Gaza-based Palestinian militants launched retaliatory attacks on each other early Sunday, but the militant group spearheading the attacks said it was prepared to cease fire if Israel would.

Nine militants and an Israeli civilian were killed on Saturday in a round of violence set off by a rocket attack earlier in the week. The exchange of fire continued overnight, with Palestinians firing 10 rockets fired into Israel in the early hours of the morning, and Israeli aircraft targeting six militant sites in Gaza, the military said.

Of course, as the AP updates its stories, it pushes the reason for the attacks further and further down the article. It’s the seventh paragraph in this update.

The latest round of violence was set off by a rocket attack earlier in the week.

On the other hand, this is one of the more balanced leads in months, once you get past the “retaliatory” label:

A Gaza Strip militant group spearheading a recent campaign of rocket barrages into Israel offered on Sunday to cease fire if the Israeli military would do so as well. Israel said it did not want the violence to escalate but warned it would not hesitate to defend itself.

The rocket fire has provoked retaliatory Israeli airstrikes, and on Saturday, nine militants and an Israeli civilian were killed in some of the worst violence in the area in months. The exchange of fire continued overnight, with Palestinians firing 10 rockets into Israel in the early hours of the morning, and Israeli aircraft targeting six militant sites in Gaza, the military said. No casualties were reported by either side.

But then you have to read the headline, which implies that it is Israel doing the attacking, and terrorists offering the cease-fire.

Gaza militants offer ceasefire as attacks continue

Subtle, isn’t it? Yeah, that’s how they do it. Time and time again, they push the blame on Israel directly and indirectly. When Israel kills terrorists, the word “Palestinian” is usually the one used in the headline. When Israelis are killed, the phrase is often, “two die” instead of “two civilians killed in militant attack”.

And here, in the latest update, Israel is blamed completely for the breaking of the cease-fire.

After a weekend of violence, Sunday had been largely quiet following a cease-fire offer from Palestinian militants. The airstrike raised the likelihood that fresh fighting would erupt.

Not mentioned in the AP update: The terrorist was killed in the act of launching more rockets at Israel–breaking the cease-fire.

Also not mentioned in the AP article: Before the cease-fire took effect, terrorists did as they always do–fired a last salvo of rockets. Eleven rockets were fired overnight. Only luck prevented more fatalities.

Beersheba residents woke up at 3:30 am Sunday as an alarm sounded throughout the city followed by sounds of explosions. Two rockets landed in open territory outside the city. Around 4:30 am, a rocket exploded in an open field north of Ashkelon.

Around 6 am, two more rockets were fired at Sha’ar Hanegev Regional Council while another landed in the region of Lehavim and Rahat.

It’s going to be another day of rockets in Israel. Stay safe out there.

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Rockets in Israel, bias in media

Last week, terrorists launched a rocket into Israel, the first one since Gilad Shalit was released. It fell in an unpopulated area, but the IDF struck back when it saw an Islamic Jihad cell getting ready to fire more rockets. And the IDF scored, big-time. Five terrorists, including a senior PIJ bomb maker, were killed. So the terrorists sent more rockets into Israel. There’s even a video of the rockets being launched from the back of a pick-up truck. So the IDF killed more terrorists.

And oh yeah–an Israeli man died of wounds sustained in today’s rocket attack in Ashkelon.

So when does the AP get involved? Today. After the terrorists have been killed. Now, suddenly, it’s a “back-and-forth” issue. The rocket last week? Who cares, no one got hurt, right? The fact that it was heading for civilians for no reason? Doesn’t matter. So the AP stuck that information in the next-to-last paragraph, perfect for being cut by the editor of your local paper. All that matters now is that Israel and the Palestinians are “exchanging fire.” Because killing terrorists who are trying to murder civilians is just like sending rockets to deliberately murder civilians.

Israel and Gaza militants exchange fire, 10 killed

Israeli aircraft struck at Palestinian militants in Gaza on Saturday who responded with a volley of rockets which rained on southern Israeli towns, Israeli and Palestinian officials said. Palestinian officials said nine militants were killed, while on the Israeli side one civilian was killed and four others were wounded.

Exchanges of fire are common between southern Israel and the Gaza strip controlled by the militant Hamas group, but this is the worst in months.

I suppose we should be happy that they aren’t pushing the “innocent farmer” line, but even the Palestinian spokesliars can’t pull that off when there’s video of a truck launching multiple rockets from Gaza.

Which is not as bad as the BBC headline for the AP article.

Israeli killed in retaliatory rocket attack from Gaza

Right. It’s all about retaliation, not about protecting Israeli civilians from being murdered in their homes.

At least Reuters is identifying the terrorists in the headline, unlike the AP, in which you just read that there were “10 killed”. The best headline I’ve found so far is in the WaPo, on the AP piece:

Israeli airstrikes kill 9 militants in Gaza, Palestinian rockets kill 1 Israeli, wound 4

Of course, it’s still all about the Israeli airstrikes, not the defense set off by the PIJ rocket attacks.

CNN gets the worst headline award:

Officials: 10 killed in Gaza, Israel in back-and-forth violence

Right. It’s just that old cycle of violence, tit-for-tat, back and forth. And watch CNN get the facts dead wrong:

At least 10 people are dead in Gaza and southern Israel, in a wave of back-and-forth attacks between the Israeli military and Palestinian militants, according to medical and military officials.

The violence began when two Islamic Jihad commanders were among seven militants killed Saturday by Israeli strikes targeting a training camp in Rafah, Gaza, a spokesman for the militant group and medical sources reported.

No, the violence began on Wednesday, with the Grad rocket landing in Ashkelon. The longer CNN story still does not have that fact, but it does have a picture of a grieving Palestinian man crying over one of the dead terrorists. A PIJ training camp was hit. Good shot, IDF! May you have many more of them in the future.

And the overarching question: Where was Iron Dome? Apparently, being serviced. Damn it.

Take a look at the picture at this link to see the damage the Grad rockets can do. Unfortunately, a lot of missiles and rockets went missing from Libya. Thanks a lot, Obama, for making sure that terrorists have yet another source of weapons to rain down on Israelis.

Israel is cancelling classes tomorrow for schools that are within range of the rockets from Gaza. Think we’re going to hear from the UN about Israeli children’s rights being violated?

Of course not. But we will hear from the UN Human Rights Commission about Gaza children any minute now.

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Friday briefs

Great. The neo-Nazi sites will have an actual news story to use for a change: A U.S. Haredi Jew was convicted of organ trafficking. The fact that the people he bought organs from did it voluntarily and lived afterwards will not be among the facts that will show up on the Indymedia and neo-Nazi websites. The bigger question, of course, is: Why is it illegal to sell a kidney? That won’t be a question raised, however, as people cite morality and the advantages that the rich have over poor people. Because it’s not like rich people have always had better food, shelter, and healthcare than poor people. Oh. Wait. (This in no way means that I think the guy wasn’t a scum for buying them for 10k and selling them for twelve times as much.)

Turning the phrases around, copyright (C) the Palestinians: Mahmoud Abbas is now using the word “incitement”–which, as everyone knows is the constant call by Palestinians to murder Israelis, to kidnap Israelis, and to teach their children to hate Israelis–to mean “criticism.” Why? Because Avigdor Lieberman pointed out that Abbas isn’t really interested in peace.

“Avigdor Lieberman, who is the main coalition partner of Prime Minister Netanyahu, declared that President Abbas was the ‘greatest obstacle’ to peace. We unequivocally reject and object to such incitement, which we consider to be a clear threat against the life of President Mahmoud Abbas, whose commitment to peace is absolutely unquestionable.”

Of course, the wire services are running with the story. But he didn’t say anything all that bad, and really, nothing that wasn’t true.

“If there is one obstacle that should be removed immediately, it is [Abbas],” he said. “If he were to return the keys and resign, it would not be a threat, but a blessing.”

But take note of how, once again, the Palestinians have appropriated the wording that Israel uses to describe their actions, twisted it, warped it, and turned it around on Israel. Watch the news services continue to use it from now on.

Oh, please. Like he’d interrupt the money stream: Really, rumors of the PA’s dismantlement are pure bullshit. There’s no way Abbas would risk Western money flow being stopped. What? Work for a living? That’s like asking the Occupy Wall Streeters not to bang on drums.

And for kicks and giggles: Jon Stewart covers the Solyndra scandal. If you’ve lost Jon Stewart, you’ve lost the left. You want to laugh? Read the comments at the link.

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No comparison

Why the media shouldn’t be comparing the relase of Gilad Shalit with the release of hundreds of terrorists.

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The anti-Israel media bias: Nine years and counting

Time for a blast from the past: A Reuters fisking!

Let’s look at the headline.

Israel, Palestinians to offer peace proposals: Quartet

Oh, so the article’s about how Israel and the Palestinians are going to create a basis for negotiation? Cool!

Israel and the Palestinians have agreed to make proposals on issues of territory and security within three months, keeping peacemaking efforts alive, an official from the Quartet of Middle East peace mediators said on Wednesday.

Great! It’s all about making peace!

“The parties agreed with the Quartet to come forward with comprehensive proposals on territory and security within three months in the context of our shared commitment to the objective of direct negotiations leading toward an agreement by the end of 2012,” a U.N. official said on behalf of the Quartet.

Even better! That’s an awesome lead, and it makes me really think that peace negotations are right around the corner!

Territory and security are two issues that have held up Israeli-Palestinian peace talks, which collapsed about a year ago in a dispute over Israeli settlement building in the occupied West Bank.

The Quartet envoys also called on the sides to “resume direct bilateral negotiations without delay or preconditions” and said they would meet the parties regularly over the next 90 days.

Well, good. That’s what Israel’s been asking for for two years, ever since Barack Obama screwed things up by insisting that Israel freeze all settlement building. So now the Palestinians are going to negotiate? Wonderful!

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s office said in a statement after his top negotiator met the Quartet envoys that Israel was interested in restarting direct talks without preconditions.

Excellent! So when are the negotations going to begin?

Palestinian negotiator Saeb Erekat, after meeting the Quartet officials, said in a statement that the Palestinians were “prepared to sit at the negotiating table as soon as the Israeli government freezes all settlement construction and accepts clear terms of reference, specifically the 1967 borders.”

Wait–what?

Palestinian negotiator Saeb Erekat, after meeting the Quartet officials, said in a statement that the Palestinians were “prepared to sit at the negotiating table as soon as the Israeli government freezes all settlement construction and accepts clear terms of reference, specifically the 1967 borders.”

What? But—but—Reuters said the Palestinians are going to offer peace proposals. Reuters said that the Quartet called for direct negotiations. What? The Palestinians in this article said NFW will they sit down with the Israelis without a settlement freeze and a return to the 1949 Armistice lines? But I thought the headline was all about offering peace proposals?

This is how the media slants its Israel coverage. The angle of the news story is that the Quartet called on both sides to work towards peace, without preconditions. But buried in the next-to-last paragraph is the Palestinian negation of that. If it were Israel denying the call for preconditions, the headline would be something like “Israel Defies Quartet on Negotiations.” But because it is the Palestinians doing the denying, it is buried and not mentioned—until they can get a different spin on it in an analysis. Well, not a different spin, really. It’s still all Israel’s fault.

The immediate obstacle is the standoff over Israel’s expansion of Jewish settlements on the land where the Palestinians aim to found an independent state. World powers view the settlement as illegal under international law.

While Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says he wants talks now, the Palestinians say he must halt all settlement-building before they come to the table. That is something his government will not do.

Not mentioned is Israel’s nine-month settlement freeze, during which time the Palestinians refused to come to the table until the last two weeks of the freeze. Of course, there was no agreement. But that’s not applicable to the Reuters spin. Or the AP spin. Or the Obama Administration spin.

The real reason for the lack of negotiations, of course, is not that Israel won’t freeze settlements. It is that the Palestinians do not want only to return to the 1967 borders. They want “Palestine” to be the entire state of Israel. That’s why all maps of “Palestine” look exactly like the map of Israel, only without any Jewish areas designated, the way maps of Israel designate all of the Palestinian areas and Gaza.

And just for kicks and giggles, there is also this anti-Israel spin of the trade of prisoners for hostage Gilad Shalit:

The Quartet’s failure stands in stark contrast to Egypt’s recent success in brokering a prisoner swap between Israel and Hamas, which exchanged an Israeli soldier captured by gunmen in 2006 for 1,027 Palestinian prisoners.

The deal disheartened Palestinian leaders in the West Bank who, unlike Hamas, oppose armed conflict with Israel and believe peace talks are the way to end the conflict.

That’s funny. If they believe peace talks are the way to end the conflict, then why do they refuse to hold them? Could it be that they, too, believe that armed conflict is the way to go? Of course they do. But they’re trying to make sure they can wait until they have Israel in a position where they think they can win. Their funding from the West will dry up if non-Hamas organizations restart the terror war they didn’t finish. Can’t have that. Because the fictional statelets of East and West Palestine run on Western handouts, and will run on Western handouts even after their fictional statelets join to become Palestine for real. When will the Western money dry up? During a war with Israel. Maybe. There are some European nations that won’t care their money is going to kill Jews (I’m looking at you, Norway).

The media bias against Israel. It is naked and unashamed. Nine and a half years, I’ve been blogging about it. I won’t be running out of material anytime soon.

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Thursday briefs

The first post-Gilad grad rocket: No one was hurt. The question is, how is Bibi going to respond now that there are no Israeli hostages in Hamas’ hands? I’m sure this is a test to see what would happen. And what happened was the bombing of terror centers. Alas, no Hamas terrorists were harmed.

Another fake prisoner exchange: One down, one underway, and one to go. And oh, yeah–the Egyptians are getting an F-16 fighter jet as part of the deal. Nice work, Obama! No way that won’t come back to bite Israel in the ass.

Ew, Jew Cooties! Another Iranian refused to compete with an Israeli. At a chess meet. Geez. It’s actually sad for the Iranians. They all want to compete, but their government won’t let them.

What made Erdogan change his mind about aid from Israel: Ohhhh. They’re Kurds. No wonder he didn’t give a crap. Why the change now? Three letters: PKK.

Richard Epstein explains economics to some old dude at PBS: Watch the interview. And while you’re doing that, watch the interviewer. Hostile much?

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It’s been another crazy day

I have been slammed with work this week. The good news is that we won two of our recompetes, so I will continue getting slammed with work for some time to come. The bad news (for the blog) is that I’m getting slammed with work.

Then there’s a synagogue board meeting tonight.

I hope to have a late news roundup sometime this evening, after the board meeting–if I’m not too tired.

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Tuesday morning briefs

They’re selling out, man: Some enterprising entrepreneur is looking to trademark Occupy Wall Street. Ah, the delicious irony—he isn’t even really a part of the movement. Smart man.

Think Facebook will delete this page? A Saudi cleric is offering $100,000 to anyone who kidnaps an Israeli soldier. Why? Because a Jewish family is offering a reward for the capture of the Palestinian terrorist who murdered their relative. The morality of the Saudi cleric here is nonexistent. Because of course, trying to catch a murderer is just like trying to catch a soldier to trade for that murderer’s freedom. Bastard.

Gee, ya think they’ll need to? The IDF is revisiting the protocol that covers the kidnapping of Israeli soldiers. Here’s an idea: How about the death penalty for terrorism? Include both the ones that carry out the attacks and the ones that knowingly transport and aid them, and you’ll have far fewer Palestinians in prison.

These nations are not our friends: Russia and China are trying to stop the U.S. from revealing intelligence that proves the Iranians are trying to create nuclear weapons. If the intel goes public, the UN is going to be forced to act, right? (Stop laughing now. No, really, you can stop laughing.) Good to know that China and Russia are truly interested in world peace. Because that’s why they’re in the UN, right? Can we stop throwing our tax dollars into that black hole now?

But at least they’re not using Zionist tents: Turks are camping out in the cold because Turkey turned down help from other nations (especially Israel). They’re pleading for tents. Luck for them, private Israeli groups are bringing aid. Better than you, Erdogan. Every last member of that group is better than you.

The ransoming of another prisoner; the start of a new reality: Israel has set the standard, and now they’re getting back Ilan Grapel, who was jailed on bogus charges of spying for Egypt, for 25 Egyptians who were jailed on actual charges. None of them were for terrorism-related offenses, but still—Israel just put a big, bright sign on its back saying “SUCKER!” for prisoner exchanges. Watch for Israelis around the world to be kidnapped now.

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