There’s a kind of snark all over the world

Because Haiti doesn’t have enough disasters already: Jean-Bertrand Aristide, the exiled former president(for life) of Haiti, says he can’t wait to get back to Haiti and rebuild the country. Sure. Because he did such a great job while he was president. I’m on the “France should step up and give Haiti back the money it stole from them in the 19th century” side. I knew French colonialism was appalling, but not that France made the victorious former slaves pay a ransom to France to end the worldwide economic boycott that was strangling them. And they blame Israel for the plight of the Palestinians today? Hypocrisy, thy name is France.

Scott Brown up by 15? Holy crap. Pajamas Media commissioned a poll, and it’s not looking good for Martha Coakley in “the Kennedy seat.” You know, our Founders have to be rolling in their graves at the idea of inherited senate seats (are you listening, Joe Biden?). Byron York says the Dems are expecting her to lose. Think about that: Massachusetts is going to vote for a Republican candidate for Senate. Best line I’ve seen so far regarding the Coakley attack machine: “Hey, did you know that Scott Brown actually owns a time-share? Bastard.” (Allahpundit, of course.)

Oh, this won’t affect the daily operations of our capital at all: The Obama administration is thinking of trying al Qaeda terrorists in Washington. Because that’s just what DC traffic needs, more streets shut down. And gee, we can sure afford a few hundred million more in security costs, because it’s not like we have a trillion-dollar deficit or anything like that. Say it with me, folks: Morons.

They couldn’t use the telephone? A source is telling Ynet that the attack on the Israeli embassy convoy was a message to Jordan. You know, like a horse head in their bed. Who was the message from? Hamas, Hezbollah, al Qaeda… so many terrorists to choose. Exit comment: Something about this AP description amuses me: “The explosion ripped through the right side of a curvy road cutting through hilly villages.” Probably the fact that I think it’s a pretty juvenile description.

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Nighttime briefs

Interpreting the Times, so you don’t have to. Shorter Gail Collins: If only ten percent get to dictated American policy, then by Gaia, it had better be the ten percent that the elites (David Brooks’ “educated class“) are in!

Smells like Hezbollah to me: An Israeli embassy convoy was bombed today, and only sheer luck kept anyone from being killed. My money’s on Hezbollah. Although, according to Ahmadinejad, we can’t rule out the Mossad, because this bombing was in “Zionist style” as well.

What’s the opposite of Holocaust denial? This is huge. The Catholic priest who has been investigating mass graves throughout Europe says that he has found the undocumented mass graves of another 1.5 million Jews in eastern Europe. And hey, he’s got no dog in this fight, so the deniers are going to have a really hard time with this.

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Briefs

The internet turns women into psychos! Yes, really. I read it on the internet, so it has to be true.

Can we tell Turkey to eff off now? So Danny Ayalon apologizes to the Turkish ambassador, and that should be an end to it. Except the Turks are still pissed, and won’t forgive Israel. Gee, big surprise. And may I say, the “honor/shame” culture is about the most childish culture I can think of, next to tribalism. Say, what countries are the most tribal and practice honor/shame? What’s that you say? The ones responsible for nearly all of the world’s terrorism? No!

Remote-controlled bombs are now “Zionist style”: Who knew? The fact that the remote-controlled vehicle bomb is a favorite weapon of terrorists all over the world—including Iranian terrorists—doesn’t seem to sink in when you’re a demagogue, as is Mad Mahmoud.

Dogpile on the Israelis: And now, the Catholic bishops add their two cents to Israel’s treatment of the Palestinians. No word from them on Muslim treatment of Israeli Christians. Update: Oops, my mistake. They’re blaming the plight of Israel’s Christians on Israel. But of course.

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Fluffy kitty post

And now, a relaxing post for the rest of the day. I call this one “Peek-a-Tig.”

Tigger peeking out from under the bureau

Today was a rough day for Tig and Gracie. I had FIOS installed, so Verizon Guy was in the house, upstairs and down, making noise, coming into my office, and at one point, actually drilling. So the cats spent much of the morning under the bureau. Tig did come out and say hello to Verizon Guy (more of whom tomorrow, probably, as he and I discussed the David Brooks “Most Americans are stupid” op-ed) eventually. And boy, FIOS has a MUCH nicer picture than Comcast.

By the way, if any Comcast customer service reps are reading my blog, here’s a thought for you: When you refuse to waive a fee of $13.25 that your customer thinks is unjustified, and you do it in an area where your customer has THREE choices of TV and internet providers and four phone providers, there’s no reason for your customer not to say the hell with you and go to your competitors. You’re not a monopoly anymore. I saved money, got better picture quality, and faster internet. My service is no longer craptastic.

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Pat Robertson is an idiot

Really.

Televangelist Pat Robertson said today during a broadcast on his Christian Broadcasting Network that quake-ravaged Haiti made a “pact to the devil.”

“And so the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal,'” Robertson said. “And they kicked the French out, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free.

“But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other, desperately poor.”

I have loathed this man since before he became a born-again Israel supporter. I watched his broadcasts when I was young, and he quite clearly told me I was going to hell because I didn’t believe what he believed.

Yeah, I don’t think so. I’m not the one that’s going to have a tough time after I’ve exited this world.

Those poor Haitians. Here’s a place to send donations.

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Idealizing terrorism

The single biggest lie of the Israel Lobby crowd is how being anti-Israel harms a person’s career. You can’t speak out against Israel, the narrative goes, without suffering for it. Never mind that Jimmy Carter, Walt & Mearsheimer, Pat Buchanan, and many others have managed to get richer and richer as they hammer Israel more and more. It’s a given.

And this despicable show in San Francisco exemplifies how easy it is to make money while being anti-Israel and pro-terrorist, apparently. Even the title is offensive: I Heart Hamas.

With the current ongoing conflicts in the Middle East, the threat of global terrorism, and the never-ending negotiations and hostilities between Israelis and Palestinians, its hard not to feel overwhelmed by all of the bad international news. That’s exactly how Jennifer Jajeh feels. And to make matters worse, Jennifer is Palestinian. Well, Palestinian American. Or more precisely: a single, Christian, first generation, Palestinian American woman who chooses to return to her parents’ hometown of Ramallah at the start of the Second Intifada.

Join her on American and Palestinian soil on auditions, bad dates, and across military checkpoints as she navigates the thorny terrain around Palestinian identity. Weaving together humor, slides, pop culture references and live theatre, Jajeh explores how she becomes Palestinian-ized, then politicized and eventually radicalized in a fresh, often funny, searingly honest way.

“I Heart Hamas: And Other Things Im Afraid To Tell You”, recognized by NYTheatre.com as “a fascinating look into a world we don’t often see or hear about”, made its world premiere in 2008 as a part of New York International Fringe Festival. Following strong media praise and audience reception, the play ran for 3 months in San Francisco in Fall 2009 as a co-production with Off-Market Theaters.

A “fresh, often funny” look at the radicalization of a Christian Palestinian. Wow. Can’t wait for it to hit Broadway. And lest you forget, here’s a link to the Hamas charter, which spells out how it will destroy the Jewish state and replace it with an Islamic caliphate—while also blaming Jews for the ills of the world. Yeah, you go heart Hamas, Jennifer. It’s very Christian of you.

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Wednesday boxers

The Israeli war machine: Oh, you know that’s what the anti-Israel mob is calling it. Israel leads the world in bringing automation to the battlefield. The latest: the air mule, which will bring supplies in and wounded soldiers out of urban areas. (Another look here.) So now the anti-Israel mob will be able to complain about even fewer Israeli casualties in the future. Well, I have a proposition for them. Let the Palestinians invent their own damned robots. Oh, wait. They’re too busy inventing longer-range rockets and better suicide vests. My bad.

The Iranian regime: Vicious, nasty thugs, just like the Mafia. The Iranian scientist that was killed by a motorcycle bomb was not an important part of the Iranian nuke team. Michael Ledeen says he was killed because he supported the Iranian opposition.

They blow up so quickly these days: Islamists in the U.K. are starting to brainwash elementary school children to become suicide bombers. So figure in about seven or eight years, there ought to be a wave of bombings in the U.K., unless they figure out how to stop these bastards.

It pays to be a Palestinian: So let’s see. Mahmoud Abbas refuses point blank to negotiate with Israel unless his precondition of a complete settlement freeze is met. The Palestinians, of course, continue their incitement against Israel. So what do George Mitchell and the EU want to do? Why, reward the Palestinians, of course. Because nothing says you’re doing wrong more than being given money for doing it.

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Scott Brown in Massachusetts: It’s the people’s seat

You know, I think I’m in love.

If that wasn’t enough, there’s always this, where Scott Brown reminds the idiots in the media that there is no such thing as a “Kennedy seat.”

Thank you, Scott!

He’s my new hero. All that, and good looks, too.

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Tuesday snarks

Gee, that’s not suspicious at all: A bigwig in the Iranian race to nuclear weapons was killed in a bomb blast today—in Tehran>. You know, the real lesson to take away from this? Bombs work two ways, Mad Mullahs. They’re not just for killing Americans and Israelis.

Another look at those loan guarantees: Sever Plocker says that Israel is financing the American deficit by not using those loan guarantees. In other words, Israel doesn’t need the guarantees and the U.S. should take them back. There’s a switch. A country that doesn’t want American money.

Turkey is offended that Israel is offended by Turkish offenses: See if you can follow this story. Turkish notables have been insulting Israel for some time now, relations are worsening, and Turkish TV is constantly showing anti-Israel and anti-Semitic shows. The latest one accuses the Mossad of being baby snatchersr, because really, with Iran trying to get nukes, the five thousand terrorist groups in the area trying to bomb Israeli civilians, and Hamas and Hezbollah on top of that, why wouldn’t the Mossad have time to kidnap children (presumably so we can use their blood in our Passover matzahs)? See ifyou can keep up with this. Danny Ayalon summoned the Turkish ambassador to complain, filmed the whole thing, and apparently sat the ambassador down on a seat lower than his own. The Arab media is up in arms about this “humiliation” (oh, Lord, spare us from the Arab cries of “humiliation” over every single thing). Turkey has summoned the Israeli ambassador. The PM has issued a statement that effectively says “Na na na na boo boo” to Israel. And the anti-Israeli TV show producers are calling Israelis war criminals. Are you still following? Well, let’s make it simple. The relationship with Turkey is over, and these are just its death throes. Barry Rubin explains. And Aluf Benn points out that it’s not all Israel’s fault.

Britain starting to fight back? The U.K. will outlaw Al Muhajiroun, an Islamist group that should have been outlawed years ago. Now, if they actually stop trying to arrest Israeli politicians and soldiers, I’ll believe that the U.K. is starting to wake up to who are their friends, and who are their enemies.

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The double standard on Sudanese refugees

So that item in the AP that kept changing its text on the Egyptian border police murdering African migrants trying to sneak into Israel? Well, they changed it again in the latest iteration. But of course, there was the implicit blaming of Israel, because it must somehow be because Israel wanted Egypt to tighten border patrols that is causing the Egyptians to shoot African migrants in the back.

Israel requested Egypt tighten its border patrols. Amnesty International says Egyptian security forces have killed 39 people, mostly Sudanese and Eritreans, trying to cross into Israel between 2008 to mid-2009. More updated figures were not immediately available. Both countries have been criticized by human rights groups for their approach to the problem.

You gotta love the part in bold. Israel has been criticized for not accepting more African migrants, or for keeping them imprisoned, but it’s just the same as, say, Egyptian border guards murdering 39 innocent men, women, and children over an 18-month period.

Did I remember to mention that they frequently shoot these people in the back?

According to the soldier, female IDF troops operating night vision devices identified several refugees approaching the border in an attempt to infiltrate Israel and alerted other soldiers who arrived after a few minutes in an army jeep.

However, Egyptian troops who also discovered the refugees, fired upon them, immediately killing two and wounding a third. A fourth refugee ran towards the fence and an IDF soldier stretched out his hands, trying to help him cross.

At that point, the soldier recalled, two Egyptian soldiers arrived and started pulling at the refugee’s legs.

I remind you that there is no UN resolution condemning Egypt for murdering African refugees as they try to flee to a better life. But there are dozens and dozens of resolutions concerning the Palestinians. What time is it, folks? Of course, it’s Israeli Double Standard Time. But don’t worry, it only occurs on days that end with a “y”.

By the way, the latest iteration has the same text, but a new headline:

Israel to build two massive fences on Egyptian border to keep out migrants, militants

Because this one

Israel to build 2 fences on porous Egyptian border

just wasn’t slanted enough against Israel.

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Monday snarks

The Israeli rocket prevention program: Got three “militants” as they were preparing to fire rockets into Israel. One hit, three dead terrorists, no real notice by the AP, since they can’t even pretend these were Palestinian farmers trying to earn a living. Caught with their own petards, you might say. Oh, the AP did have this to say in their latest update on Iron Dome (after writing that it will take years to develop, and uh, duh): “There has been a recent flare-up of rocket fire from Gaza.” Uh-huh.

Good fences make good neighbors: The Egyptian fence around Gaza could be the endgame for Hamas. And Hamas knows it. They are shaking in their sandals about Egypt’s fence, which will enable Egypt to control what goes in and out of Gaza, and that includes bombs and bullets. Here’s the thing about the Egyptian fence: Egypt doesn’t give a damn about Hamas smuggling as long as Hamas turns those bombs and bullets on Israel. But when Hamas starts talking about turning on Egypt, that’s when the Egyptian regime protects its own. Last year Hamas showed Egypt that it has a vulnerable border, when Hamas engineered blowing up the wall and allowing thousands of Gazans (and many terrorists, of course) into Egypt. Here’s a tip for Hamas: You never, ever show an authoritarian regime that it has a weakness. You rarely live to tell the tale. And I couldn’t be happier for you.

Another fence for the anti-Israel left to protest: Netanyahu is going to build a fence along the currently open border with Egypt. It’s mostly to stop the illegal immigration of Africans. And just to show you how egregious the AP spin can be, yesterday when I read this article, it contained this line:

At least 17 migrants have been killed by Egyptian police since May.

Now it says:

Israel requested Egypt tighten its border patrols and since then many African migrants have been shot and killed by Egyptian police trying to sneak through.

Quite a difference, isn’t it? Imagine if 17 immigrants had been killed by Israeli border police. How many UN resolutions condemning Israel would there be by now?

The unbiased media at work.

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Obama to Israel: Let’s start at the end

As reported last week, the Obama administration is going to try to start at the end in order to report some kind of progress in Middle East peace talks. The thing is, you really can’t start at the end. You can work backwards in many things, but you can’t work backwards in a peace process where each side is supposed to show the steps it has taken to achieve the peace. But of course, the Palestinians have been arguing for the endgame from the very beginning, when the people doing the negotiating (or lack thereof) were the Arab states that had occupied Gaza and the West Bank from 1948 to 1967 (cf: Three No’s of Khartoum).

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Friday that once borders are agreed on, the dispute over settlements would be moot.

“Resolving borders resolves settlements, resolving Jerusalem resolves settlements,” Clinton said. “I think we need to lift our sights and instead of being looking down at the trees, we need to look at the forest.”

Sure, because it’s not like the Palestinians are still naming streets after suicide bombers or refusing to recognize Israel as a Jewish state or anything. Oh, wait. This part of the original article got left out of the AP update. In fact, the word “incitement” no longer appears in the update, which is funny, because the Palestinians are obligated under the Road Map to stop incitement, yet no media outlet ever seems to find that worth putting in the same article that insists Israel must freeze settlements.

In later comments, Netanyahu also accused the Palestinians of harming peace prospects by encouraging incitement. He cited a decision by municipal authorities in the West Bank city of Ramallah to name a square after the female mastermind of a 1978 bus hijacking in Israel that killed 37 people.

“This is not the way to make peace,” Netanyahu told his Cabinet. “Peace is made by educating reconciliation, by encouraging good neighborly relations and by fostering respect.”

Yes, it is. Not by threats and ultimatums. But that is, and has ever been, the Palestinian way.

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Briefly

He’s Gumby, dammit! Art Clokey, creator of Gumby and Davey and Goliath, died yesterday. I know that Davey and Goliath is Christian proselytizing, but it’s one of the shows from my childhood and I watched it every Saturday morning. Even as a kid, I used to laugh at or ignore the lectures. Far more interesting was imitating Goliath when he said “Davey… I wouldn’t do that, Davey.” (My brother’s name is Dave, so of course, we had to bust his chops.) Saturday morning TV included Gumby and Pokey, of course. And a whole lot more.

20 more Captain Underpants bombers: Well, this is just ducky. There are twenty more Muslim men who will be wearing bomb-laden underpants and trying to get past airport security. I’m betting that there are not twenty more fathers who will be turning in their sons—and we missed the one who did have a father who tried to stop him.

George Galloway, go home! Apparently, Galloway was not just declared persona non grata by the Egyptians. He was tossed out of Egypt and told never to come back. We will not soon get tired of discussing this. The Viva Palestina whackjobs are all out of the country now. And since Israel won’t let these goons come to Gaza by ship, this effectively ends the Galloway channel of money to Hamas. Thank you, Galloway, for being such an ass that Egypt shut you down, too!

The hummus war: Victory, Israel. Israeli cooks doubled the size of the Guinness record hummus that the Lebanese cooked up earlier this year, and so, the hummus wars continue. You know, if this were the sum total of the war between Israel and Lebanon, I’d be happy to let Lebanon win it. Too bad there’s that little Hezbollah issue in the “Really important wars” list of things in the middle east.

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Mitchell on negotiation: getting to “no”

From an interview with Charlie Rose (via Obama Mideast Monitor), here’s George Mitchell. In the beginning, they talk about the settlement freeze.

George Mitchell:
All you have to do is go back and read the papers over the past five or six years to see that it was not the Obama administration or the Secretary of State or I, who suggested a settlement freeze in this instance. Every Arab country, including the Palestinians, 13 of whom I visited before we began substantive discussions with the Israelis, said that there would not be any steps unless there is a freeze. Secondly, you’ve been in a lot of negotiations. If you want to get 60 percent, do you begin by asking for 60 percent?

Charlie Rose:
No. You ask for a hundred.

George Mitchell:
Oh, there you go, Charlie. You’ve already figured out negotiations. So what we got was — what we got was a moratorium, ten months, far less than what was requested, but more significant than any action taken by any previous government of Israel for the 40 years that the settlement enterprise has existed, ten months of no new starts in the West Bank, less than what we asked, much, much greater than any prior government has done. And we think over time it’s going to make a significant difference on the ground.

On the other said we have this:

Charlie Rose:
What are you getting from the Arab neighbors?

George Mitchell:
Well, there is, I believe, a strong feeling that the time has come for negotiations to begin. We’re getting a lot of encouragement in that regard. What we want from them is to build on the Arab peace initiative proposed by the king of Saudi Arabia in 2002, supported by all of the Arab and indeed the Muslim — non-Arab Muslim countries, and to engage with Israel in a way that moves toward the full normalization. We don’t ask for full normalization now. And I’ll give you specific examples. What we want is a parallel process as the Israelis and the Palestinians talk in negotiations, Israel, the Palestinians and all of the surrounding countries would meet to deal with regional issues, energy, water, trade, communications, transport, all of which have been discussed in the past but haven’t been brought to full fruition. And we think the way to move forward is an Israeli-Palestinian agreement, Israel and Syria, Israel and Lebanon, and full implementation of the Arab peace initiative. That’s the comprehensive peace in the region that is the objective set forth by the president and the Secretary of State.

Now the “Arab peace initiative” is a series of specific demands on Israel with some nebulous promises of “normalization” offered by the Arabs. But Mitchell seems to consider Saudi promises the equivalent of actual Israeli concessions.

Here also:

Charlie Rose:
Is the Arab Initiative helpful?

George Mitchell:
Yes it is. I commend the King of Saudi Arabia for the effort. It is a positive step in the right direction. By itself, it won’t be enough. It requires a negotiation and a discussion. By its very terms, it requires a negotiation, it says a negotiated end to the Israeli- Palestinian conflict. We’re trying to in effect, fill in the space that it creates by calling for this type of agreement.

Mitchell talks about normalization between the Arab world and Israel but he never addressed the baby steps the administration asked of the Arabs that were rejected.

After talks with Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, Saudi Foreign Minister Prince Saud al-Faisal said his country is not interested in taking steps suggested by US Mideast peace envoy George Mitchell until Israel accepts Arab demands to withdraw from all Palestinian territories.

Mitchell actually claims that the Saudis did not reject the American request.

Another misperception, he said, was that Arab countries had rebuffed Mr. Obama’s request to make moves toward a more normal relationship with Israel — a perception fueled by a Saudi official’s blunt public rejection of such incremental steps in Washington on Friday.

What part of “no” doesn’t he understand?

So to sum up, Mitchell believes that you ask for a lot from Israel to get a little, but that from the Arabs he asks for words and expects nothing. This guy knows about negotiation?

Related: Obama adopts the ‘Saudi plan’ and The Egyptian plan: Surrender Dorothy.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Briefly

It isn’t raining rain, you know: Israel had a successful test of Iron Dome recently (even the AP has noticed it), and is set to begin deploying the anti-missile batteries in Sderot this summer. Considering the renewed rain of rockets from Gaza, it couldn’t happen soon enough. But the best part of it? The terrorists claiming that this won’t stop them from threatening Israel with kassams. Yeah, it will. If it works as advertised, it’s a game-changer. And I will put my money on the ingenuity of Israel’s Jews over the ability of Arabs to create longer-range “home-made” rockets. It won’t be perfect, but it should eliminate quite a lot of the Hamas/Hezbollah threat. And they know it. Oh, wait. No, these are the same people who believed the radio broadcasts out of Egypt that Israel’s demise was imminent. They won’t know it until their rockets stop landing in Israeli towns.

Egyptians decide that Galloway is a creep; what took them so long? This is so, so special I can barely stand it. Egypt has declared that George Galloway is persona non grata and will never be allowed into Egypt again. Awesome. The “Viva Palestina” convoy is just comedy gold every time. It looks like Georgie boy won’t be able to go to Gaza and deliver on his Cash For Terrorists program ever again, because you can be damned sure that Israel won’t let him in.

The famous Muslim religious tolerance strikes again: Four Malaysian churches were firebombed. Why? Because Malaysian Christians are now legally able to use the word “Allah.” You go, Muslims! Show the world how tolerant a religion Islam really is.

How about charging the UN for their support of terrorists? Unbelievable. Israel is going to compensate the UN for bombing UN schools in Gaza last year. And yet, UNRWA, which pays terrorist salaries all over Gaza, is not going to compensate Israel for the damages its hires cause. Hell, the UN owes Israel for over sixty years of sponsoring Palestinian terrorism.

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