There’s a kind of snark all over the world

Because Haiti doesn’t have enough disasters already: Jean-Bertrand Aristide, the exiled former president(for life) of Haiti, says he can’t wait to get back to Haiti and rebuild the country. Sure. Because he did such a great job while he was president. I’m on the “France should step up and give Haiti back the money it stole from them in the 19th century” side. I knew French colonialism was appalling, but not that France made the victorious former slaves pay a ransom to France to end the worldwide economic boycott that was strangling them. And they blame Israel for the plight of the Palestinians today? Hypocrisy, thy name is France.

Scott Brown up by 15? Holy crap. Pajamas Media commissioned a poll, and it’s not looking good for Martha Coakley in “the Kennedy seat.” You know, our Founders have to be rolling in their graves at the idea of inherited senate seats (are you listening, Joe Biden?). Byron York says the Dems are expecting her to lose. Think about that: Massachusetts is going to vote for a Republican candidate for Senate. Best line I’ve seen so far regarding the Coakley attack machine: “Hey, did you know that Scott Brown actually owns a time-share? Bastard.” (Allahpundit, of course.)

Oh, this won’t affect the daily operations of our capital at all: The Obama administration is thinking of trying al Qaeda terrorists in Washington. Because that’s just what DC traffic needs, more streets shut down. And gee, we can sure afford a few hundred million more in security costs, because it’s not like we have a trillion-dollar deficit or anything like that. Say it with me, folks: Morons.

They couldn’t use the telephone? A source is telling Ynet that the attack on the Israeli embassy convoy was a message to Jordan. You know, like a horse head in their bed. Who was the message from? Hamas, Hezbollah, al Qaeda… so many terrorists to choose. Exit comment: Something about this AP description amuses me: “The explosion ripped through the right side of a curvy road cutting through hilly villages.” Probably the fact that I think it’s a pretty juvenile description.

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4 Responses to There’s a kind of snark all over the world

  1. Doug Payton says:

    Now I can’t get The Carpenters out of my head this morning!!! Darn you! Darn you to heck!

  2. Yeah, but I was thinking of the Herman’s Hermits version.

  3. Tatterdemalian says:

    “The explosion ripped through the right side of a curvy road cutting through hilly villages, exposing the luscious bush and making it quiver with… wait, what was this article for again? Damn this economy, making me take six writing jobs at once…”

  4. Michael Lonie says:

    I expect the Dems have made preparations to steal the election in Taxachusetts if the voters are so lost to decency as to reject the arrogant, vicious (see the Amirault case, where she moved heaven and earth to keep an innocent man in prison for a nonexistent crime), blinkered, aristo-wannabe Coakley.

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