Wednesday briefs

Uh-oh—Jew cooties will cost this man his job: An Iranian shook an Israeli’s hand at a trade fair. How long before he a) declares he never touched a Jew or b) resigns? (My money says as long as it takes for the Iranians to translate the Ynet article and give it to Mad Mahmoud.)

And the Church wonders why its relations with Jews suck: A Vatican guide to discussions for an upcoming conference blames Jews for Muslims driving Christians out of the Middle East. Of course it’s our fault. We also poisoned the wells in the Middle Ages, caused the Black Plague, and I’m pretty sure something we did caused the earthquake in Haiti. Also, I’m really, really, really sorry, Bostonians, but I think we’re also responsible for the Bill Buckner misplay in the 1986 World Series.

Sending in the clown: George Mitchell says that Lebanon and Syria are the keys to Middle East peace. Say, what do both of those countries have in common? (Hint: It starts with Ir and ends with anian sponsorship). Good to know Obama’s crack Middle East specialists are on the case. We can expect peace to break out anytime this millennia.

Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your **** for you? The Palestinians have a great new plan for negotiations with Israel. They want us to do it for them. You can stop laughing now. (A Yo-Prize to the first person who correctly names the movie the quote is from.)

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Haiti: virtue exposing vice

Akiva Eldar in Ha’aretz:

But the remarkable identification with the victims of the terrible tragedy in distant Haiti only underscores the indifference to the ongoing suffering of the people of Gaza. Only a little more than an hour’s drive from the offices of Israel’s major newspapers, 1.5 million people have been besieged on a desert island for two and a half years.

(h/t The Muqata)

Eldar may emphasize the suffering of the Palestinians in Gaza, but he misses an essential point. If Israel was as heartless as Eldar charges, it wouldn’t be sending rescue teams to Haiti, or India or Turkey. Nor is Israel ignoring Gaza.

In 2009, humanitarian aid to the Gaza Strip increased by close to 900 percent compared to the previous year (Col. Moshe Levi, head of the IDF’s Gaza Coordination and Liaison Administration, Nov. 16, 2009).

December summary

Six more water desalination systems were transferred to the Gaza Strip;
15 truckloads of cellular communications equipment were delivered to the Palestinian mobile phone carrier, Jawal;
Strawberries and flowers were exported;
Renovations at Erez crossing were completed;
Work continued at the Kerem Shalom crossing to improve the capacity of the fuel transfer facility.
1713 medical permits were issued along with 519 permits to celebrate Christmas in Bethlehem.
2654 Gaza residents crossed to Israel, the West Bank and the Allenby Bridge Crossing, and 169 Israelis crossed into the Gaza Strip for humanitarian reasons.
Glass was brought in for home repairs and renovations in preparation for the winter;
750 tons of aggregate were transferred for maintenance of the North Gaza Wastewater Treatment plant.

Eldar pretends that Israel’s actions against Gaza are arbitrary and ineffective; its motivations malicious.

True, Haiti’s militias are not firing rockets at Israel. But the siege on Gaza has not stopped the Qassams from coming.

No, Israel hasn’t been able to stop all militias in Gaza from firing into Israel, it has however managed to reduce the number for now. While Hamas has used its resources to prepare for another war against Israel; Israel has limited itself to retaliation to individual attacks. The reason for the siege isn’t to humiliate the Gazans, but to make re-arming more difficult.

Terror cheerleader and Holocaust projectionist, Helena Cobban uses Haiti as an example why the world must help Hamas. There’s not a word about Israel’s aid to Haiti.

Cobban is worse than Eldar, as she denies any good that Israel does; but both despise Israel in their own way. It’s interesting the way Israel’s virtues expose the vices of its critics.

Crossposted on Yourish.

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The water libel: Zionists flooding Gaza to drown Palestinians

When you (an Elder, I mean) relax for a moment and think that you can have a rest from your daily quota of dirty deeds, it appears that another Elders’ department has written a new page in the ever-growing book of the Zionist mayhem.

Parts of the Middle East have been swamped by unusual flash floods after unseasonal torrential rain swept from Egypt to Jordan. In addition, Israel is being accused of deliberately flooding Palestinians out of their homes by opening a dam to release built-up water without warning.

In a blog that calls itself Palestine Video – A Palestine Vlog, they know enough to tell that:

Israel has opened up the Wadi Dam and flooded Gaza.

The poor doofus who has written this doesn’t know that Wadi means “A valley, gully, or stream bed in northern Africa and southwest Asia that remains dry except during the rainy season“. And that there are hundreds (if not thousands) of wadis in the region. There is indeed one specific wadi that is called Wadi Ghasa, but “Wadi Dam” doesn’t carry any meaning. Here is Wadi Ghaza (marked “A” on the map below) – a gulch deep inside the Gaza strip:


It will require a commando operation to get into the Gaza strip to open the dam (that isn’t there)… but, nevertheless, the claim was immediately picked up by Press TV – the Iranian “media arm”. And then it appears that there are more than just one damn dam:

Gaza rulers said that the flood of rain and sewage stormed the central Gaza Strip after Israel opened several dams on the borders between eastern Gaza Strip and Israel.

It becomes curiosier and curiosier. And of course, the Zionist media claims that there are no dams:

In the Eshkol regional council, which borders the Strip, the claims were dismissed. The council said it knew nothing of such a dam.

Yeah, yeah, sure, but never forget that there is nothing simpler for the Elders than to build several damn dams overnight, organize torrential rains and than suddenly open the gates.

Of course you understand that this is also a golden opportunity to slip into the floodwater some especially virulent strains of bird flu, swine flu, ZioFlu, TamiFlu, Ebola and HIV, not to mention a designer head cold…

And to make certain that no one can claim that the recent spate of flash floods isn’t a deliberate Zionist ploy, here it comes – a proof to beat all proofs:


Yep. In-depth analysis by Yaacov Lozowick.

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

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Scott Brown, Junior Senator from Massachusetts

There’s very little I don’t like about Scottie the Hottie, and listening to his victory speech makes me like him even more.

I called the election yesterday, the moment I saw that James Zogby had Coakley up by one. That was the clincher for me. Zogby’s never right.

Brown is talking right now about not giving terrorists the same rights Americans get. I have to say, treating them as war criminals works for me.

And again, I am struck by the way I never, ever hear a chant of “USA” at a Democratic event.

Scott Brown is a vibrant, exciting speaker. This many may very well have a future beyond Massachusetts. After all, what kind of experience did Obama have when he started his run for the presidency? Hm. State senator, U.S. senator—why, that would be exactly the experience Brown will have by the time 2012 rolls around.

Let’s see how this plays out.

Scott Brown: He won the people’s seat.

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Rachel’s tomb and the protection of Jewish holy sites

Protocol Additional to the Geneva Conventions of 12 August 1949, and relating to the Protection of Victims of International Armed Conflicts (Protocol I), 8 June 1977.
Part IV : Civilian population #Section I — General protection against effects of hostilities #Chapter III — Civilian objects
Article 53 — Protection of cultural objects and of places of worship
Without prejudice to the provisions of the Hague Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict of 14 May 1954, and of other relevant international instruments, it is prohibited:

(a) to commit any acts of hostility directed against the historic monuments, works of art or places of worship which constitute the cultural or spiritual heritage of peoples;

(b) to use such objects in support of the military effort;

(c) to make such objects the object of reprisals.

If, as Dickens wrote, “The law is a ass …” then, pardon the crudity, international law is donkey crap. Once upon a time, Rachel’s Tomb – where, according to tradition, the Matriarch, Rachel is buried in Bethlehem – was, as depicted in the mural below, located in an open area. 

 

Now, however, it is surrounded by Israel’s security fence. The famous dome is no longer visible to approaching whorshippers.

Why all of the fortifications? During Arafat’s “Aqsa intifada,” two Israeli soldiers, Shahar Vekret and Danny Darai were killed by snipers while guarding the sacred shrine.

Even now, with the presence of the security fence to protect Rachel’s tomb, there’s an Arab apartment building with a clear view (or should I write “shot”) of the entrance to the tomb. So Israel placed camoflauge netting in front of the building to obscure the view.


I don’t recall any UN organization raising a hue and cry over this desecration of a Jewish holy site. Former Sen. George Mitchell in an anodyne statement in his famous report expressed his regret that violence occurred at Rachel’s Tomb and other religious place, but he failed to condemn the deliberate targeting of a Jewish holy site by the Palestinians.

Why did Israel station soldiers at Rachel’s tomb? Because Israel recalled what happened to Joseph’s tomb, just a few years earlier. Charles Krauthammer wrote at the time:

One occurred in Nablus, an Arab town under P.L.O. control. There is in Nablus a Jewish religious site, Joseph’s Tomb. Under the P.L.O.-Israeli peace accords, it remained a tiny enclave peopled by devout Jews and, for protection, a few Israeli soldiers. On Sept. 26, it was attacked by a Palestinian mob throwing firebombs. Six Israelis were killed. Many prayer books were burned.

This is the Middle Eastern equivalent of a mob of whites torching a black church, killing parishioners and burning its holy objects. Yet, while the tunnel received enormous coverage complete with diagrams, the desecration at Joseph’s Tomb, if reported at all, merited at most a few sentences. And a similar Palestinian attempt to firebomb Judaism’s third holiest shrine, Rachel’s Tomb in Bethlehem, received in the major American press no mention at all, save one in the New York Times–in a picture caption on page 12!

One can debate the merits of the Jerusalem tunnel. But whatever one’s view, it is hard to have a debate when one cannot get the facts straight. And one cannot get the facts straight because of the double standard in Middle East coverage that impugns Israel’s every move and patronizes Palestinians with endless free passes.

International law that is supposed to serve all the world, seems to be a tool in the hands of those who would erase the Jewish identity from the world.

Has any international body condemned the recent Iraqi efforts to purge Ezekiel’s tomb of any mention of his Jewishness?

Recently “Ur,” a local Iraqi news agency, reported that a huge mosque will be built on top of the grave by Iraq’s Antiquities and Heritage Authority, while Hebrew inscriptions and ornaments are being removed from the site, all as part of renovations.

Prof. Shmuel Moreh of the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, winner of the 1999 Israel Prize in Middle Eastern studies and chairman of the Association of Jewish Academics from Iraq, speaking to The Jerusalem Post on Wednesday, confirmed the report.

“I first heard the news of tomb desecration from a friend of mine who is a German scholar. After visiting the site he called me and said that some Hebrew inscriptions on the grave were covered by plaster and that a mosque is planned to be built on top of the tomb. He told me that he found the changes at the tomb disturbing and warned me that I’d better act quickly, before any irreversible damage will be inflicted,” Moreh said.

“I had contacted Mr. Shelomo Alfassa, US director of Justice for Jews from Arab Countries, and told him about this situation. Then I saw the report from the Ur news agency, mentioning the decision of the Antiquities and Heritage Authority to build a mosque and to erase the Hebrew inscriptions and ornaments,” Moreh said.

Ynet adds:

An application has also been made to the UNESCO headquarters, which is responsible for maintaining the religious character of holy sites.

Good luck with that. And don’t expect this desecration to get reported much.

Shortly after the American invasion of Iraq in 2003, the looting of Iraq’s museums was the source of much outrage. Of course then, the target was obvious: President Bush’s ill considered war to remove Saddam Hussein from power. All the usual international suspects used the opportunity to berate the President for one more breach of their sensitivities. But those same sensitivities don’t seem operative when it’s Jewish history that’s being erased.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Election Day Snarks

The One may not be questioned: Tone deaf does not describe the Obama administration. I think the word we’re looking for is hubris. Because not only is Obama going to ignore a Republican victory in Massachusetts, but he’s going to claim the mantle of underdog on Obamacare. Yes, really. Time for a chorus of: Seriously? I mean, seriously? Is our Congress and administration so arrogant that they will continue to ignore the will of the people until they’re all voted out of office?

Biased headline of the week: And the award goes to—the Boston Herald. Scott Brown backers fear zombies. The story? Brown supporters are worried that Dems will cheat by using the names of dead people to cheat the vote. Because, like, that’s never happened before. But hey, the Herald gets to slam conservatives and Scott Brown while belittling a real concern. It’s a win-win for Big Journo. (Interesting side-note: The Herald’s online poll is predicting a Brown victory. Click the page link and view the poll.)

Iran ordered the Jordan convoy hit: Gee. The Iranians tried to murder Israelis. Big surprise. Okay, no, it’s not. Neither is the fact that Iranian diplomats may have smuggled in the explosives. Iran has used diplomatic cover for terrorists for years.

Darn it! No supermosque in London: I know you’ll all be very disappointed to hear that the giant mosque, planned for the 2012 Olympics, is not going to be built in London after all. Watch for the newest cry of “Islamophobia” to spring up, even though the reason the mosque is canceled is because the builders never submitted the requested planning documents.

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Go, Scott, go!

Good luck Scott Brown. Say, notice how he’s not using a Teleprompter?

I’m rooting for you, Scott!

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The evening political snarks

Obama: The Musical. Yes, really. In Germany, but the songs are in English. And judging by the excerpts, it, uh, sucks. Sure, I may be a bit biased, but really—these are not songs that will leave you humming as you leave the theater.

The media: Dogpile on Obama, dogpile on Obama! Looks like the media are starting to notice that the narrative is changing, and the second American revolution is well on its way to maturity. Tapper, of course, is the most even-handed journalist in the world today. (Exaggerate? Moi? Surely you jest.) Money quote: “In Massachusetts, even after a rough couple weeks the Democrat should be ahead.”

UN peacekeepers run away from Haitians: Okay, so the UN had enough peacekeepers to evacuate the medical staff from a hospital in Haiti, but they didn’t have enough to safeguard them? That gives me so much confidence in the UN, I’d love to see them utilized in the Palestinian territories. (Yes, that was sarcasm.) So what happened? All the doctors and nurses left, leaving Sanjay Gupta, the medical correspondent for CNN, to train his CNN crew in lifesaving techniques. All the patients survived the night, no thanks to the Belgians, the Canadians (left earlier), and the UN. Say, guess which country is the only nation to have sent a desperately-needed, fully-equipped field hospital to Haiti? Here’s a hint: It’s not a member of the OIC. (Yeah, it’s Israel.) Update: Sol has lots more about the Israeli hospital, including news of a new baby named Israel.

Scottie the Hottie has a good shottie: The polls are looking good for Scott Brown in Massachusetts. However, I will not be staying up late if this is a nail-biter. Hey, Sissy, best of luck! If I could vote in Massachusetts, I would.

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A surprising skill

On Saturday, I stopped by Sarah’s house after services to pick up Jake, who was due for some one-on-one time with Aunt Meryl. Our projects for the weekend: To find two missing items in a bunch of clutter, a postcard with a friend’s new phone number on it, and a $50 gift card that I misplaced. Also to play a lot of video games. I am proud to say we accomplished all of our goals.

But the most surprising moment of the weekend was the lacrosse thing. Nate, Jake’s next-youngest brother, is determined to try pretty much all major sports before he gets out of school. Lacrosse is his latest. When I arrived, Nate and Larry were practicing, and Larry asked me if I’d like to try it. I must not have looked too thrilled, because before I could say yes or no Larry said, “Okay, you’re not interested.”

“No, I’ll try it,” I said. “But let me put on my sneakers first.” (So glad I put my sneakers in the car. I hate wearing shoes, even only for a few hours, and often leave sneaks in the car to change into.) So Larry instructed me in how to hold a lacrosse stick, which I knew I would need to hold left-handed without even trying. I play all games requiring the holding of a stick, with the exception of tennis, left-handed. I bat left and throw right, I hold a golf club and hockey stick lefty, and now, lacrosse. That’s because my dad taught me how to play sports, and he was a lefty.

So the biggest surprise of all: We tossed the ball around for a while. Long, short, fast, slow. It was fun, but catching the ball wasn’t very easy. I didn’t think I was doing all that well until Larry said, “You’re a natural at this.”

Hey, I finally found that missed calling! I guess I should have played lacrosse in high school instead of trying out for (and not getting on) the softball team. But then, I’m betting there was no girls’ lacrosse team when I was in high school.

So now I’ve decided that I will practice lacross with Nate every time I get over there in the daylight. Because it’s fun. Because he needs to practice. And because, apparently, I’m good at it. Who knew?

Finding a new skill in your fifties is awesome.

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Monday morning sniefs

(Snark briefs)

The passing of a righteous woman: Miep Gies, the woman who helped shelter Anne Frank and who saved her diary from the Nazis, died last week. She did not think she was a hero.

“Imagine young people would grow up with the feeling that you have to be a hero to do your human duty. I am afraid nobody would ever help other people, because who is a hero? I was not. I was just an ordinary housewife and secretary.”

She said she did what any person should have done. There’s a picture at this link. “May you live to be 100” was exactly what she did. And yes, Mrs. Gies, you were a hero.

Iranophobia: Just when you thought we could not see the victimology brand get any broader, Iran is now complaining that they are being discriminated against. Because the world wants to stop Iran’s nuke program, and yet ignores Israel’s. Uh-huh. Watch this latest talking point get picked up by the neo-Nazi morons and the Buchananites. Hey, first one with a link wins a Yo-prize. (That would be a Yourish.com No-prize.) ((Hey. I like that idea. I’m going to start giving out Yo-prizes to readers.))

What’s missing from this Amnesty report on the Gaza blockade? Here’s a hint: It has five letters, is the other counry that borders Gaza, and it’s the land of the Pharoahs. Yes, it’s time for another anti-Gaza-blockade PR campaign that ignores utterly the fact that Egypt controls a major border crossing with Gaza and keeps it shut as well. Hey, just for kicks and giggles, I entered “Gaza” into the Amnesty search engine. 594 hits. Then I tried “Shalit.” Thirteen hits, most of which say Israel shouldn’t be able to blockade Gaza because Hamas is holding Gilad Shalit prisoner. There is also the little legal assumption that the world makes that is not necessarily so: Israel no longer legally occupies Gaza. It is not an occupied territory at all, in fact. But why let the truth get in the way of yet another slap at Israel?

Hugo Chavez is a big fat idiot: Yeah, we found someone dumber than Danny Glover, but Chavez is such a cartoon already that I’m letting Danny keep his idiot crown. Chavez says the U.S. is occupying Haiti under the pretense of giving aid to the earthquake-devastated nation, thus proving that there is no low to which Chavez won’t sink.

And tomorrow, we’re going to ask Ebenezer Scrooge to contribute to our charities: Shyeah, this’ll happen. Here, let me link the entire headline: Rights groups urge Hamas to allow war crimes probe. Hands up, everyone who thinks this will convince Hamas to see the error of their way and suddenly become a group that believes in basic human rights. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

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Extremist in Egypt, teacher in London, what else are you, Reza Pankhurst?

The name of Reza Pankhurst reached the headlines in 2002, when he and his friends were arrested by Egyptian police.

Dr Waheed said businessman Mr Pankhurst, student Mr Nawaz and Mr Nisbett, an English convert to Islam who was studying at the University of Al-Azhar in Cairo, were all members of the Islamic Liberation Party, also known as Hizb ut-Tahrir.

More headlines followed in due time:

Three Britons accused of promoting a banned Islamic group have been jailed for five years each in Egypt. Ian Nisbet and Reza Pankhurst, from London, and Maajid Nawaz, from Essex, were accused of trying to revive Hizb al-Tahrir (Islamic Liberation Party).

Of course, what Egypt needed more than anything else at the time was another extremist organization in the already boiling cauldron. In 2006 Mr Pankhurst was released from Egyptian jail:

Reza Pankhurst, greets his wife in 2006 after four years in an Egyptian jail for promoting the Hizb ut-Tahrir movement

The four years spent in jail didn’t do anything to Mr Pankhurst resolve, apparently, since his name continues to appear in headlines:

A senior figure in Hizb ut-Tahrir, a hardline Islamist group that the Government keeps “under continuous review” and the Conservatives want to ban, is teaching and preaching at a top university. The Times has learnt that Reza Pankhurst, who was imprisoned in Egypt for membership of the group, is a teacher at the London School of Economics and regularly preaches to students at Friday prayers.

A quick reminder about the nature of HuT (from their site):

Exclusive to the Muslim world, our political aim is the re-establishment of the Islamic Caliphate as an independent state – having an elected and accountable ruler, an independent judiciary, political parties, the rule of law and equal rights for minority groups.

People familiar with the (quite public) goals of HuT in, for instance, Britain, don’t pay much attention to the “Exclusive to the Muslim world” – HuT calls for establishment of Caliphate everywhere, including Britain. And “the rule of law” means rule of Sharia, make no mistakes. It is not for nothing that Hizb ut-Tahrir is banned in multiple countries. Not in UK, though. And maybe having HuT folks speaking about their ways and means openly is the best policy, I wouldn’t be the judge.

But back to our main subject – Reza Pankhurst and HuT.

The group is supposedly barred from organising and speaking on campuses under the National Union of Students’ policy of “no platform” for racist or fascist views. The presence of one of its prominent members as a university teacher raises new concerns about Islamist radicalisation on campus.

Be interesting to know what exactly our hero preaches to his students. I hope it will come to light, since some people apparently became worried:

A new review of campus extremism began last month after it was discovered that the alleged Detroit airline bomber, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, was a former president of the Islamic Society at University College London.

But our hero is not stupid, and has an answer to those who question his activities:

Only last week he was talking about the Detroit bomber and saying the guy was not radicalised in London and it was all to do with foreign policy.

Not, to be sure, an original answer, many an extremist used this excuse. But it works, at least for the “mea culpa” inclined part of the British public.

The next headline from the same source, The Times, is even more alarming:

LSE’s Hizb ut-Tahrir teacher Reza Pankhurst and the secretive ‘Brothers’ Circle’

An Islamist radical whose teaching role at a leading university was exposed yesterday by The Times led a secretive “Brothers’ Circle” at which he espoused his hardline views. Reza Pankhurst, a senior figure in the hardline group Hizb ut-Tahrir, gathered a group of male members of the London School of Economics (LSE) Islamic Society for private talks.

Mr Pankhurst, whose party advocates the creation of an Islamic state governed by Sharia, is a research student employed as a teacher in the LSE’s government department. He is due to teach undergraduate classes this term in three topics covering nationalism and revolution in the Arab world.

Some teacher… But the sinister dotted lines extend further, and there is an Israeli angle too:

LSE’s Islamist teacher ‘groomed suicide bomber for Tel Aviv attack’

A Radical Islamist who allegedly mentored a British suicide bomber is teaching and preaching to students at a top London university. Reza Pankhurst, a senior member of the hardline Islamist group Hizb ut-Tahrir, is a postgraduate at the London School of Economics and regular preacher at the Friday prayer services at the university.

He was alleged to have played a key role in radicalising Omar Sharif, the British suicide bomber who died after an attempted attack in Tel Aviv in 2003. It is claimed that Sharif met Mr Pankhurst at Hizb meetings when he was a student at King’s College London in the Nineties.

According to Sharif’s former university friend, Zaheer Khan, Mr Pankhurst acted as Sharif’s mentor and had “a big hand to play” organising the activities of Hizb ut-Tahrir on campus.

If you need a reminder about the murderous fanatics:

A university student from London was named today as the man who blew himself up in the suicide bomb attack in Tel Aviv, which left three people dead and 55 injured.Asif Mohammed Hanif, 21, from Hounslow, west London, was last night named as the fanatic who strapped explosives to his body and set them off outside a crowded bar on Tel Aviv’s beachfront.

Another Briton, named as Omar Khan Sharif, 27, from Derby, was with Asif at the time of the attack and was also padded with explosives, but they failed to detonate and he ran off.

Young, restless, and surely gets around, our Mr Pankhurst, but let’s not forget, “it was all to do with foreign policy”, after all.

I guess you can connect the dots fairly easy now. Tell me who your teacher is…

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

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Danny Glover is a bigger idiot than Pat Robertson

Just when you think you can’t find someone even dumber in Hollywood, out comes this gem from Danny Glover:

Actor Danny Glover says the earthquake in Haiti is a result of global warming. Glover told GRITtv that it could have happened to any of the Caribbean island nations: “They are all in peril because of global warming.”

Then, he lamented the failure of the climate summit in Copenhagen. As a result of that failure, he says, “this is what happened.”

So not only is global warming at fault, but Gaia was so pissed off at us for refusing to get on board with the Copenhagen summit that she killed 100,000 people in Haiti who had absolutely nothing to do with the summit. Wow. Would someone please check this moron for Alzheimer’s?

Hey, Danny: Good job. You’ve just succeeded in making Pat Robertson look almost sane.

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A Jewish Blog Carnival

It is that time again. Haveil Havalim, the weekly blog carnival of the Jewish/Israeli blogosphere is now live. Go check it out. It is chock full of good stuff to read.

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Saturday night open thread

Sorry, but it’s been a busy day, and my nephew Jake is over. Say, the movie remake of Get Smart wasn’t bad. In fact, it was pretty good. We laughed throughout. I didn’t see it in the movies because I read some lousy reviews. Next time, I’ll just have to judge for myself.

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Conversations with Sarah

These are some of the things that come out in my conversations with Sarah. Sometimes she says them. Sometimes I say them. Sometimes they’re the product of both of our twisted minds.

Yeah, that’s why I love cats. They’re the only animals that call you an asshole.

Hey, my father is defunct, too!

“Yeah, you’re Hulkin’ it.” [Response to “Do you think I have HulkMS?”]

You know, it’s really easy to clean your oven after you’ve cleaned your oven.

There are many more, but those are only from the last two days. Over to you, Sarah, for the ones I forgot.

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