STRONG language warning.
An utterly hilarious video starring Michael Bolton. Yes, really. (And two Jews.)
“Michael Bolton, you gotta focus up!”
STRONG language warning.
An utterly hilarious video starring Michael Bolton. Yes, really. (And two Jews.)
“Michael Bolton, you gotta focus up!”
(This post is to balance somehow that other post by Meryl and tell you that all is well in The Guardian).
Nu, what did you expect? Of course, some people celebrate, some people riot and some people just traditionally dish out the same old, same old.
And here it comes, another Christmas in Bethlehem according to one Phoebe Greenwood*, direct from the location. But if you think it’s about Christmas or even about Bethlehem, you will be mistaken. Of course not, not from the Guardian…
The article is predictably titled If Jesus were to come this year, Bethlehem would be closed.
But first of all I want to declare my personal wish for a Christmas present. One measly** dollar for every time I read in The Guardian the following quote (attributed, surely, to a local priest):
“If Jesus were to come this year, Bethlehem would be closed,” says the priest of Bethlehem’s Beit Jala parish. “He would either have to be born at a checkpoint or at the separation wall. Mary and Joseph would have needed Israeli permission – or to have been tourists.”
Notwithstanding the fact that for this specific Jewish rabbi the powers that be would have found a way to get in. As they have found the way… but a bit later about that.
The rest of the article is totally predictable, and I would like to limit myself to one other quote only:
Father Shomali’s outlook is more glum: “When I look down my church register, many of the historic family names from the area have already gone. In 20 years, I think we will have no more Christians in Bethlehem.”
Sad, ain’t it?
Well, it so happens that this year Ha’aretz decided to publish its own opus on the same place. I mean on Bethlehem. Its title is a bit different: Thousands gather to celebrate Christmas Eve in Bethlehem. And its beginning is a bit different too:
By early evening, the Israeli military, which controls movement in and out of town, said some 55,000 visitors, including foreigners and Arab Christians from Israel, had reached Bethlehem.
Palestinian officials in Bethlehem said that with local tourists included, overall turnout was 120,000 – about 30 percent higher than last year.
Do you believe now that the above mentioned rabbi could somehow squeeze between these throngs? You bet…
And now to that quote from Father Shomali. Of course, Phoebe of the Guardian knows the truth perfectly well, but a reminder from the Guardian’s local sibling – Ha’aretz couldn’t hurt, could it? So:
The number of Christians in the West Bank is on the decline, and many speak of persecution by the Muslim majority, but always anonymously, fearing retribution.Christians have even lost their majority in Bethlehem where more than two-thirds of the some 50,000 Palestinian residents are now Muslim.
Yep, Phoebe: and for how much do old tattered half-truths go nowadays in your newspaper? I would like to add to my Christmas wish another buck for Father Shomali’s complaint too, if you don’t mind.
OK, so I am hanging my (freshly laundered) sock near that oil stove, in lieu of a fireplace. Please, Santa, be a mensch…
(*) In favor of Phoebe: she penned a surprising piece Gaza Christians long for days before Hamas cancelled Christmas. Check it out. Meryl, in fact, already told about that one.
(**) That was a figger of speech. A dollar is still a dollar, although… oh well.
Cross-posted on SimplyJews
Virtual Menorah: Fifth light

And a very Merry Christmas to all my Christian readers. (And Happy Christmas to the Anglosphere.)
The Hobbit trailer debuted the other day. (Really funny first comment at the link, from someone who has obviously read the books and wanted to see how stupid some commenters can be. Scroll down.)
Sigh. Next year? NEXT YEAR?
The Guardian is waking up to the fact that Gaza is ruled by an Islamic theocracy that doesn’t allow the dhimmis within its midst to celebrate their religion.
There hasn’t been a Christmas tree in Gaza City’s main square since Hamas pushed the Palestinian Authority out of Gaza in 2007 and Christmas is no longer a public holiday.
Imad Jelda is an Orthodox Christian who runs a youth training centre in Gaza City. With unemployment hovering at 23%, he has seen young Christian men leave to study and work abroad in their droves. “People here do not celebrate Christmas anymore because they are nervous,” Jelda said. “The youth in particular have a fear inside themselves.”
Let’s compare that to Israel’s Christians, shall we?
In Israel, a higher profile for Christmas
The founders of Neve Shaanan, a neighborhood in southern Tel Aviv, planned their streets in the shape of a seven-branched candelabra – a symbol of their Jewish faith. Ninety years later, the streets are full of Christmas decorations, reflecting a flowering of Christianity in Israel’s economic and cultural capital.
What! Christians in a Jewish city! Why, that’s intolerable! What are the Israelis doing?
On the Saturday before Christmas, the center of festivities was the city’s central bus station, a hulking seven-story maze of concrete. A plastic green fir spewed fake snow from its top in a shop near the main entrance.
Christmas carols blasted from storefronts full of rice and noodles. Giggly young Filipino women took photographs with a Santa Claus figure to send to their friends and parents.
Allowing the celebrations to go on, apparently. But wait. As this is an AP story, there must be something negative being done or said.
For some, the holiday punctuates the divide between parents and children.
Nancy Domingo, who arrived in Israel 14 years ago from the Philippines, said her eldest daughter did not plan on eating traditional Filipino Christmas food. The seven-year-old, like the other children of migrant workers here, has grown up steeped in Israeli Jewish culture. The girl speaks Hebrew, learns about Jewish holidays in school and is familiar with Jewish dietary laws, such as the ban on pork.
“If I cook pork she won’t eat it because in school they tell her pork is not clean,” Domingo said. “She doesn’t know Christmas, only Hanukkah.”
No! Shocking! The child is voluntarily refusing to eat pork! But wait, the AP did find an Israeli who griped about all the Christmas stuff going on in his city.
Not all Israelis are pleased to see the rising profile of Christmas, which to some symbolizes religious assimilation and to others a religion with a history of hostility to Jews. Moshe Avisar, 67, on his way back to Jerusalem, said the decorations in the bus station bothered him.
“I go to the Central Bus Station and I don’t feel like I’m in Israel, even though it’s my country,” he said. Of the decorations, he said, “I don’t want to see this in the Jewish state. Then all the Jewish people get carried away with it and start celebrating too.”
Ouch! Someone call the UN Human Rights Committee. Because of course, if there is any statement to be made about the suppression of Christians in the Middle East, it will be made about Israel–not about Gaza, or Egypt, or Saudi Arabia–where celebrating your faith and your holidays can get you jailed or killed. In Israel, well, an old Jewish man is going to complain about you.
As for the rest of the media, well, the AP had a four-paragraph story about the Roman Catholic patriarch’s concern for the Middle East’s Christians. (Yes, four paragraphs.) And this is the last one, that gets cut for the three-paragraph “World Briefs” section of your paper:
Since the overthrow of Egypt’s President Hosni Mubarak, Muslim extremists have torched churches and attacked Copts in the worst violence against the Christian community there in decades. Twal’s territory does not include Egypt.
As always, it’s Israeli Double Standard Time. Negative stories about Christians in Israel? Yeah, we got those. Negative stories about the discrimination against Christians throughout the Middle East?
[crickets]
Reaping the storm: They sowed the whirlwind. Bashar al-Assad bankrolled plenty of suicide bombers in Baghdad. Now he has them in his own backyard. We should start a countdown clock for The Fall of the Dorktator.
And the spin begins: Hamas is pretending that it wants to use nonviolent methods against Israel. Meantime, in the crowds will be the terrorists with weapons. Hey, even the AP isn’t buying it, but the AP is passing along the lies that Hamas is spewing. The lead paragraph:
Hamas will focus on a strategy of holding mass protests against Israel in the style of the Arab Spring, although it is not renouncing the use of violence against the Jewish state, the Islamic group’s leader, Khaled Mashaal, told The Associated Press late Thursday.
I’m glad the AP is describing accurately this terrorist organization (for the most part). But let’s stop pretending that Hamas is going to keep to nonviolent protests. We know better.
Drive safely today, all you crazy Christmas shoppers!
The U.N. General Assembly confirms that it is a nest of despicable human beings: The United Nations General Assembly approved the request for a moment of silence in honor of the passing of Kim Jong-il, a mass murderer who may be responsible for the starvation and deaths of millions of North Koreans. Is there no tyrant the UN won’t kiss up to? Is there no mass murderer that can’t get some form of respectable notice by the General Assembly? Disgusting. Dis. Gus. Ting.
Good: Israel cancelled a defense deal with Turkey, recognizing that Turkey is now a hostile state and that helping them militarily is a foolish thing to do. Can’t wait to hear from Leon Panetta about building bridges with Turkey again. ‘Cause it’s not like their defense minister didn’t brag about bringing Israel to its knees, or anything like that. Oh. Wait.
A blueprint for terror: Hamas, PIJ, and other terrorist groups are all set to join the PLO in the name of “unity.” In reality, they’re going to join the PLO and continue their war on Israel, but now Mahmoud Abbas will be able to say he has no control over Hamas, just like Arafat did all those years ago. It’s a fiction, of course. Abbas met with the unrepentant Palestinian terrorist who lured a teenager to his death, and who says she’d like to kill more Israelis. Today. Not long in the past. He met her Tuesday. Of course, the Netanyahu government is slamming the deal as proof that Abbas is moving away from peace. We have yet to hear a peep out of the EU or the Obama administration. They’re going to blame Israel for refusing to deal with Abbas. Just watch. When even the AP recognizes that this is a problem due to Hamas’ insistence on, you know, eliminating Israel, well–this is not a good thing.
The deal to admit Hamas into the Fatah-dominated Palestine Liberation Organization could have deep repercussions. Hamas has opposed the peace talks and rejects Israel’s right to exist. A strong Hamas voice in the group would further complicate the already troubled Mideast diplomatic process.
[…] Hamas overran Gaza in 2007, and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, who is also the head of Fatah, has ruled only the West Bank since then. The division has been an obstacle in peacemaking efforts with Israel, since Abbas does not speak for all the Palestinians.
A full reconciliation could solve that — or it could put Hamas in charge.
Awesome.
Awesome. Talk about grist for the ZOG mills: Israel’s Home Front Defense Minister says that the U.S. and Israel are on the same page regarding Iran. Well, when American Jews like Tom Friedman are using the Walt/Mearsheimer Israel Lobby tropes, I suppose I shouldn’t even bother worrying about a turn of phrase like this one. After all, he’s probably part of the Lobby that Bought and Paid For Congress–sorry, I mean Engineered their behavior towards Netanyahu. (Say, Tom Friedman, on this Festival of Lights, which commemorates Judaism surviving people like you, well, you suck.)
Oh, the heartbreak: Khaled Mashaal, the head of Hamas, is refusing to meet with Bashar al-Assad (known in these pages as The Dorktator). Yeah, stick a fork in him. He’s done.
Iranian sanctions: Duh, they’re working! Hezbullah is having trouble making ends meet. Iran is having trouble exporting oil. And things are still going kaboom. Could this be the beginning of the Persian spring?
Of course they did: Somehow, the UN Security Council always finds its voice when Israel is doing awful things like, oh, offering tenders for suburbs of Jerusalem that are going to stay in Israel in any agreement with the Palestinians. But they don’t seem to notice when rockets fall on Sderot. Go figure.
I’m still not going to go into details about what’s going on with my mother, except to say that I think there is a light at the end of the tunnel. But I did want to let you know that there have been issues for months, and if I am grumpier or more terse than usual, it’s because my life is a little tough right now. Helping my mother is taking most of my extra time. It’s about all I can do to take care of work and family. And Hulk Meryl is trying very hard to come out, but I am keeping her locked up tight until I need her. (One of my mother’s doctors is going to feel that wrath.)
I don’t even have the energy to put up Hanukka videos. Maybe you all can put some links in the comments.
I have two three-day weekends in a row. If my mom is better by the end of the week, I may be able to start coming back. But I’m a month behind on my novel now, and that’s going to come first.
Well, the good news is that even though I’m eating my high-fat, high-sugar comfort foods, I’ve only picked up about a pound or two, so I’m still down a net seven pounds. Back on the diet after the first of the year, maybe. But not until Mom’s better.
My virtual menorah:

It’s nowhere near as clean now as it was some ten years ago.
You know, I’m a little tired of the news at the moment, so we should talk about the weather, or something.
Ding dong the witch is dead: Kim Jong-il is gone. Alas, another is ready to take his place. Stupid Sith lords.
Not my grandfather’s religion: I don’t care what you say, rioting is not the part of Orthodox Judaism that I learned about growing up. No excuse. No excuse. NO excuse.
Why does Israel bother to keep its words when terrorists don’t keep theirs? The second part of the Gilad Shalit prisoner release deal went off as usual, with Palestinians attacking the IDF in gratitude. I’d have told them “Seeya!” and kept the terrorists in prison. Hamas doesn’t keep its word about not firing rockets. Just once, I’d like to see Israel tell them to go piss off, deal’s off. Or at least keep the ones involved in terror.
The awesomeness of the Arab Spring in one photo: This is what Arab democracy looks like. Especially for women. I would like to point out that in spite of the problems with religious Jews not wanting to sit near women on a bus, Israel has never had a state-run organization treat its women like this. Or execute them for witchcraft. Or send them back into a burning school for not having their heads covered. Yeah, that Muslim ERA Watch category is going to keep on getting bigger here.
Of course they do: The Haredi are asking religious millionaires to fund a private bus line so they don’t have to look at women when they ride the bus. Again, not the Judaism my grandfather taught me. I wonder what these guys would have done during the Exodus. Probably told Miriam to stop playing on her timbrels and the women to stop singing.