Sunday morning briefs

If you won’t meet with me, then I don’t want to meet with you! The Swedish foreign minister has canceled his trip to Israel after hearing that Benjamin Netanyahu was about to snub him. It’s good to know that the man entrusted with Sweden’s foreign relations is acting just like a teenage girl. The article says there may be consequences to Israel for this missed meeting. What, you mean like Sweden refusing to condeman an article falsely accusing the IDF of stealing Palestinian organs or something?

World’s tiniest violin orchestra: We’re supposed to feel sorry for someone who is defaulting on a $24 million loan? Excuse me? I don’t give a damn if Annie Liebovitz loses the copyrights to her photos. Anyone too stupid to figure out how to pay bills after reaching adulthood—that doesn’t have the excuse of mental incompetence—deserves whatever happens to them. And that goes double for millionaires.

Oh, look. Another Uzi Mahnaimi piece about Israel to ignore: The Times never gives up on letting this proven liar lie some more. Double bylines notwithstanding, we’re onto you. Now, am I saying that I think the Mossad didn’t have anything to do with hijacking the Russian ship? Nope. Just that anything you read in this piece is suspect, because all of Mahnaimi’s articles are.

Van goes under the bus: Obama’s 9/11 Truther green jobs czar has resigned, issuing a statement late on a Saturday night of a holiday weekend. No, Obama isn’t trying to skip the news cycle on that at all. Why do you ask?

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A year in residence

A year ago today, I moved into my new home.

I am still as thrilled with my condo today as I was a year ago. Maybe even moreso, because I love coming home.

I just talked with my mother and some friends today—I think I’m going to have a Seder here this Passover. I didn’t last year, but this year, well, I want to have first night in my home. And I’ll even have some kids there to do the Four Questions.

Gracie loves this condo, too. She is happier here than she has ever been in her life. And Tig3.0? Well, look at the last post to see how happy they are. Every day at 11:00 a.m., Tig jumps up on the kitty shelf and annoys me until I play with him or pet him. Gracie sleeps in the office most of the day.

I’ve had overnight guests here, and I’m not worried that anything will happen to their car out in my driveway. I forget to lock my door sometimes—hell, I left the garage door open for about 45 minutes the other day because I was waving hello to my neighbor as I left and forgot to close it—and nothing happened. I no longer hide my valuables and laptop when I go to northern VA or on a trip out of town. And I never, ever hear my neighbors.

Peace. Quiet. Contentment. That’s what this home is filled with, plus a couple of cats that make me laugh, the occasional friend or relative, and various and sundry children. I think I may even have a Daled class reunion around Chanukah. That’d be fun.

Homeownership. It’s definitely a good thing.

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Split-level kitties

A scene that I’m starting to see a lot.

Gracie and Tig on two levels.

This is actually the first in a sequence of shots that I’ll put up eventually.

Also, if I have any time in the near future, I’m going to create a kitty slideshow for the kitty-addicted out there. I may have some time on Monday if all goes well.

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Analyzing the AP anti-Israel bias

The subtleties of the AP anti-Israel bias are always in evidence, no matter who the writer, no matter what the subject. Witness:

The gist of the article is a debate between Israeli president and former Prime Minister Shimon Peres, and the Secretary-General of the Arab League, Amr Moussa. But before we get to all that, we have to have the set-up. First, tar Netanyahu as the one preventing peace because—wait for it—he refuses to stop building settlements.

The difficulty has been compounded by the fact that in March a right-leaning government replaced the previous more moderate one in Israel.

Several months ago, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reluctantly agreed to accept the principle of a Palestinian state – a position his predecessors had already adopted but his Likud party has not – but said it would have to have limits on its rights to have a military or control its airspace.

Next, give Moussa a chance to respond to the above, but don’t have Peres respond to it. Have Peres talk about a completely different topic.

Then, slam Peres and compliment Moussa, almost in the same breath (but while allowing Moussa to accuse the Israelis of duplicity):

Peres – pushing the boundaries on a role that is meant to be ceremonial and somewhat above the political and diplomatic fray – argued that even the borders initially delineated for the Palestinian state could be considered provisional and ultimately expanded.

“You want us to believe that?” thundered the urbane Moussa. “Another one of the tricks!”

Another way of telling which way the article is biased: There are ten paragraphs that contain quotes or paraphrases by Moussa. There are only six containing Peres’ quotes or paraphrases—and the article is titled “Peres: Palestinian state first, full peace later.”

I think, though, the thing that really got me is describing Moussa as “urbane” right after implying that Peres isn’t acting in his government’s best interest. In point of fact, nobody in Israel is complaining that Peres is overstepping his bounds, or if they have, I haven’t seen it. But don’t let the facts get in the way of a good anti-Israel slap.

The Associated Press: the anti-Israel Energizer bunny. They just never stop.

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Halvorsen’s record

A number of outlets have reported that Norway’s pension fund divested its shares of the Israeli technology firm, Elbit. It’s true,as Yaacov Lozowick points out that Norway had divested from a lot of companies ( e.g. Boeing for helping build nuclear weapons; Wal-Mart for Child Labor)

But does this absolve Norway – as Yaacov argues – from the charge of antisemitism? The decision was announced by the Finance Ministry, which is headed by Kristin Halvorsen, who heads Norway Socialist Left party. Halvorsen’s record towards the Middle East indicates that more tahn just sanctimony is in play.

Dormant Norwegian blogger Secular Blasphemy noted in January 2006:

Finance Minister Kristin Halvorsen, on the other hand, has just publicly encouraged a total boycott of Israeli goods and services. The foreign department was not informed about this before the campaign hit the press, and was forced to send an official letter to the Israeli embassy to inform them this is not the policy of the Norwegian government. Just one antisemitic minister who believed she could run her own foreign policy.:

Norway’s government (not just Halvorsen) also chose not to treat Hamas as a terrorist group. Mabye it’s sanctimony, or maybe the Norwegian government’s been itching to stick it to Israel for quite a while now.

Actions like this only encourage terrorists and their supporters.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Friday SNB

Never mind about those 16 deaths per month; war’s over: The outgoing UN peacekeeping head of the Darfur reason says the war’s over, because only 16 people per month are dying, as opposed to 130 per month last year. Two observations: One would think that when nobody’s dying, the war is over. Also, imagine them saying that about the Palestinians—even though fewer Palestinians are dying. Oh, and then there’s the 300,000 dead and millions displaced—but what’s the worst problem facing world peace? That’s right. Israeli settlements.

International pressure rises, but not on Iran: Funny, isn’t it, how the world can’t seem to find a way to pressure Iran into stopping work on its nuclear weapons program, but everyone is jumping on the STOP ISRAELI SETTLEMENTS!1!!1 bandwagon? France. Germany. And, of course, The One. Because it’s far more important to stop Israelis from moving into the eastern side of Jerusalem—the city that Jews built—than it is to stop Iran from getting the bomb.

He was for the settlements before he was against them: Netanyahu is going to approve building additions to the suburbs of Jerusalem (which is another name for “West Bank settlements”) before freezing settlement building. Countdown to outraged Palestinian reaction in one.

The fabled Arab love for their Palestinian brethren: Get out. The UAE is expelling all Palestinians from within their borders, regardless of whether they’ve lived their all of their lives. The Palestinian population of the UAE is about 140,000. And oh yeah—no reason was given. But hey, that Muslim umma? It’s really working for them, isn’t it?

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Doo it again

Predictably the UN places the onus on Israel

Israel has allowed in some material for repairs of water and sewage systems, but aid officials say it’s not nearly enough to fix the problem.

The blockade has halted repairs of Gaza’s already overburdened sewage and water networks, and slowed construction of a globally funded, multimillion dollar wastewater treatment plant for northern Gaza. During the war, water and sewage pipes suffered more damage.

Gaylard, other U.N. officials and representatives of international aid groups held a news conference Thursday near sewage lagoons in northern Gaza to highlight the problem. One of the lagoons overflowed in 2007, killing five people.

But let’s back up a bit. Two and a half years ago the Jerusalem Post reported:

On February 9, the Shin Bet arrested Amar Azk, 37. During his interrogation, he confessed selling the pipes to Hamas and other terrorist organizations that manufactured Kassam rockets, fired almost daily at Israel. The Shin Bet said Azk’s activities began with the start of the second intifada in 2000 and were only brought to a halt by his arrest. The agency could not say how much metal Azk traded, except that it was “significant.”

So the materials that Israel allowed into Gaza were used to make war against Israel.Why doesn’t the UN demand that Hamas ensure that building materials are used for building and not turned into weapons? I won’t answer that, I don’t think I have too.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Joke / no joke

I remember a joke from my youth. It probably goes back about 40 years.

Two Arabs planned to assassinate Moshe Dayan. They started tracking his movements and discovered that he ate lunch at the same cafe every day at 12:30. This happens once, twice.

After three weeks of tracking Dayan, the would be assassins get to the cafe early. 12:30 comes and goes. 12:45. 13:00 …

One Arab turns to the other and says “Gee, I hope nothing happened to him.”

No joke.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Thursday SNB

And the SNB stands for Snark News Briefs, not Sinuses Now Broken (the reason I’ve been low on posts lately; damn those allergies and sinuses).

The Obama administration: Let’s threaten our ally some more! Let’s see. This is Netanyahu’s “moment of truth.” Netanyahu’s decision will “greatly influence ties” with America. It’s a “pivotal moment” for Bibi. And what, pray tell, is the most important decision that Benjamin Netanyahu will ever make in his life? Whether or not to freeze settlements. Because it’s not like Iran is trying to get nuclear weapons or anything like that. Once again: 78% of American Jews voted for this administration. It’s on your heads.

The rescue will be Tweeted: Some moron jumps off a Carnival cruise ship, gets rescued by a Disney cruise ship crew, and the rescue was Tweeted. I’m sure someday someone’s going to write a graduate thesis about this, but I find it interesting only because the idiot survived.

Manson follower gets the same choice she gave Sharon Tate: Susan Atkins, one of the Manson followers who murdered Sharon Tate, is dying of cancer and wanted to be released so she could die outside of prison. She was refused. Good for the prison. Atkins didn’t allow Tate to choose where she would die. Sounds about right to me.

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Bostrom for a Pulitzer

Apparently the reason that the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet decided to publish its false story about the IDF stealing the organs of Palestinians is because the paper’s editor wanted to verify the authenticity of the story. In the United States the rule of journalism is that you’re supposed to check you story before publishing it. (Not that American reporters don’t sometimes make stuff up, but no American editor would boast that he published an unverified story to test its veracity.

Actually I think that the reason that Donald Bostrom wrote the story is because it was a great career move. Look at Charles Enderlein. Not only was his story about Mohammed al-Dura shown to be false, he lost a court case. But now he gets France’s highest honor! There’s no libel of Israel that is too ridiculous to be dismissed and brings fame and fortune to the reporter. Surely Bostrom deserves a Pulitzer for his slander of the Jewish state.

No doubt it will bring him greater prestige than if he reported a real story, like that the Chinese execute prisoners to harvest their organs.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Documenting Reuters anti-Israel bias

It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it. A new blog is keeping an eye on the Reuters anti-Israel bias. Boy, are they never gonna run out of material for posts. For example:

“We believe our post is accurate”
That was the definitively equivocal reply of Reuters’ AxisMundi Jerusalem editor and Bureau Chief for Israel and the Palestinian territories, Alastair MacDonald, to a reader who had pointed out that Reuters’ correspondent Erika Solomon did not have her facts straight when she claimed that Uri Davis was Jewish:

Yeah. It’s an uphill climb.

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Wednesday SNB

How to get around 1701: Say you’re supporting the Lebanese army. Iran is offering to shore up Hezbollah by selling arms to the Lebanese army. Since there is no UN resolution against arming the Lebanese army, I can see this one actually working. I wonder if this has something to do with the North Korean ship that was heading for Iran with arms and munitions.

Work accident kills two Hamas terrorists: No word on whether or not they were planting the bombs where the sun doesn’t shine.

Gilad Shalit’s release: Don’t hold your breath. Every time there is a rumor that the release is imminent, Hamas never fails to disappoint. Every time an Israeli says they will not pay too high a price for Shalit’s remains release, Hamas says without that price, there will be no release. And may I say: Bastards.

Arms and the Russians: Time magazine is reporting that Israel was behind the hijacking of a Russian ship in July—the one that the Russians say was filled with timber, and that two sources so far have said were filled with missiles heading for Iran. This is the second source to say that the ship was hijacked by Israel. One of those sources is a Russian journalist. Hmmm. Update: Ynet says the Russians hijacked the ship themselves. No wonder they told the EU source to shut up.

No joking about The One: Time magazine noticed how wussy comedians are regarding making jokes about Obama. Yeah, we kind of noticed that while he was on the campaign trail. Jokes? Obama? Sacrilege!

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Boycott backlash

A week and a half ago, Israeli professor Neve Gordon wrote an op-ed in the LA Times calling for a boycott of Israel.

So if the two-state solution is the way to stop the apartheid state, then how does one achieve this goal?

I am convinced that outside pressure is the only answer. Over the last three decades, Jewish settlers in the occupied territories have dramatically increased their numbers. The myth of the united Jerusalem has led to the creation of an apartheid city where Palestinians aren’t citizens and lack basic services. The Israeli peace camp has gradually dwindled so that today it is almost nonexistent, and Israeli politics are moving more and more to the extreme right.

It is therefore clear to me that the only way to counter the apartheid trend in Israel is through massive international pressure. The words and condemnations from the Obama administration and the European Union have yielded no results, not even a settlement freeze, let alone a decision to withdraw from the occupied territories.

I consequently have decided to support the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement that was launched by Palestinian activists in July 2005 and has since garnered widespread support around the globe. The objective is to ensure that Israel respects its obligations under international law and that Palestinians are granted the right to self-determination.

The president of Ben Gurion University, where Gordon teaches, Rivka Carni then circulated a letter criticizing Gordon for his stance. This sent terror supporter Helena Cobban into a tizzy. She accused Carmi of making a “veiled threat” against Gordon – in fact Carmi said explicitly that she would not fire Gordon. At the end of her post Cobban takes another cheap shot at Carmi:

Meanwhile, BGU’s presidency was taken over by Rivka Carmi, a physician. Her commitment to academic freedom seems extremely thin– especially compared with Braverman’s.

Wait a second. On one hand Gordon called on others to join a boycott – including an academic boycott – of Israel. This would have the effect of curtailing academic inquiry. And yet Cobban claims that Carmi is the one with no commitment to academic freedom? It’s a point that Carmi herself made in an op-ed published the other day in the LA Times.

At the same time, by calling on other entities, including academic institutions, to boycott Israel — and effectively, to boycott his own university — Gordon has forfeited his ability to work effectively within the academic setting, with his colleagues in Israel and around the world. After his very public, personal soul-searching in his Op-Ed article, leading to his extreme description of Israel as an “apartheid” state, how can he, in good faith, create the collaborative atmosphere necessary for true academic research and teaching?

The primary effect of Gordon’s Israel-bashing will be to detract from the work of his university. I am a doctor; my professional career has focused on preventing hereditary genetic diseases in the Bedouin Arab community. Today, the laboratory that I founded at Ben-Gurion University is working with Bedouin, Palestinian and Jordanian doctors and researchers to improve the health of Arab children across the region. This is but one of the many Israeli-Arab collaborations — in fields that range from developing advanced water technologies to solar energy, environmental conservation and emergency medicine — that will be compromised here if “collective punishment” for Gordon’s actions or for my opposition to his views is imposed on BGU.

Cobban’s hatred of Israel is so extreme, it blinds her to this obvious point: the boycott of Israel inhibits academic freedom.

More at Media Backspin. Also check out Antisemitism rebranded.

Crosssposted on Soccer Dad.

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Tuesday Snark News Briefs

Oh, like we didn’t see this coming: The Palestinians are publishing it as if it’s true. The Saudis are pretending that they don’t believe it. But the Iranians? Of course the Jews are stealing Palestinian organs. There’s a Palestinian “eyewitness” who says she saw thousands of bodies taken from hospitals. Funny how that hasn’t been reported until now. But sure, the Iranians are people Obama can negotiate with. Because they’re so sane, and just like us.

Don’t let facts get in the way of my blood libel! The Local publishes an article by a Jewish doctor explaining why the Aflonbadet charge of organ harvesting is not just wrong, but medically impossible. However, that won’t stop asshats like the Media Monitors Network featuring asshats like this insisting that the IDF prove that it doesn’t kill Palestinians to harvest their organs. Honest Reporting sums up the aftermath.

Egypt kills another African, world ignores another non-Israeli-caused death in Gaza. Double standard? The deuce you say!

Ew. Ew. Ew. Okay, Madonna is at least a decent singer. But Justin Timberlake and Madonna? What is Israeli being punished for now?

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Assbomber – harbinger of a new era: the anal Jihad

It looks like Al Qaeda’s search for a new configuration of a suicide bomber is over, and we all are witnessing the beginning of a new era – the ascent of assbombers.

The failed assassination attempt on Prince Muhammad Bin Naif, Assistant Minister of Interior for Security Affairs, Thursday night was planned by Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula which operates from Yemen, sources confirmed.

Okaz sources said the bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum, which could explain why he refused to drink coffee at the Prince’s Court.

I am not sure what does this refusal to drink coffee have to do with the bomb, taking its location in the account. Anyway judging by the fact that the bomber detonated himself only a meter away from the Prince, and still missed his target, there is some room (oh well, who knows?) for improvement. Perhaps hollowing the assbomber out and filling the empty space with more explosives, nails and steel balls will do the trick.

Another reason to be worried about practicality of the new method is necessity to avoid foods that cause flatulence for fear of premature detonation. If you peruse the last link, you shall see that Middle Eastern diet is a sure recipe for mishaps of that kind.

On the positive (for Al Qaeda) side: further development and streamlining of this weapon could lead to a totally new kind of guided missiles that wouldn’t require any complicated electronics and guiding gadgets. Just give them a map and start the countdown to ignition!

As for the ideological aspect of the new development: does it mean that Al Qaeda is going back to its sources?

Or, in other words.

Thanks to Elder Of Ziyon.

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

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