Obama’s Passover message: Still tone-deaf

Barack Obama simply cannot acknowledge a Jewish holiday as a Jewish holiday. The president of the world insists on co-opting our holidays for the world as well. And the tone deafness is particularly offensive, as the states currently going through their own revolutions have all been, effectively, Israel’s enemies since its modern inception. Once they get their own houses in order, let’s wait and see how they act toward Israel. But if Egypt is any indicator, Israel is in trouble.

Way to go, Obama. It’s almost like you’re oblivious to the real problems of the Middle East, acting like the only truly big issue it a Palestinian state, or something.

My family and I send our warmest wishes to all those celebrating the sacred festival of Passover.

On Monday evening, Jewish families and their friends in America, Israel, and around the world will gather around the Seder table and retell the story of the Exodus, one of the most powerful stories of suffering and redemption in history. The story of Passover – which recalls the passage of the children of Israel from bondage and repression to freedom and liberty – inspires hope that those oppressed and enslaved can become free. The Seder, with its rich traditions and rituals, instructs each generation to remember its past, while appreciating the beauty of freedom and the responsibility it entails.

This year, that ancient instruction is reflected in the daily headlines as we see modern stories of social transformation and liberation unfolding in the Middle East and North Africa. Against the backdrop of change, we continue to pray for peace between Israel and her neighbors, while reaffirming our enduring commitment to Israel’s security.

As Jewish families gather for this joyous celebration of freedom, let us all be thankful for the gifts that have been bestowed upon us, and let us work to alleviate the suffering, poverty, injustice, and hunger of those who are not yet free. Chag Sameach.

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Help with Harry Potter Blu-Ray

Does anyone out there have Harry Potter and the Deatlhy Hallows on Blu-Ray? I can’t get my special features disc to work. It just plays the damned menu over and over again. I want to see the Part 2 trailer, and nothing’s working.

Update: Never mind. The PS3 controller worked. The remote I bought wasn’t allowing me to access the extra menus. Go figure.

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Passover Latma

I love this show.

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Juvenile scorn and the Marrickville Israel boycott

Some wit in Australia has an excellent editorial about the Marrickville town council’s stupendously stupid effort to boycott Israeli products (at the cost of $3.7 million Australian).

Kudos to the author, to whom I grant an honorary Master of Juvenile Scorn:

Other Sydney councils, strangely enough, have not followed Marrickville’s principled example, and its lone voice – although important and widely respected – may not be enough to persuade members of the Israeli government to stop whatever it is they have been doing. Marrickville boots on the ground would certainly show them that Sydney’s inner west is not to be trifled with. On balance, though, we think that in the first phase, diplomacy deserves a chance before Marrickville lives are put in harm’s way. As a back-up, the municipality might show a hint of steel by stationing a taskforce comprising the entire waste disposal department off the Israeli coast, ready to bang Israeli bins together at a moment’s notice. Services in Marrickville may be disrupted, but ratepayers can be confident they will be keeping the Israelis awake at night.

Oh, and it’s pretty likely now that the boycott will not go through. The BDS movement suffers another defeat. You’d think they’d learn from them. But Israel Derangement Syndrome knows no bounds.

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The you read ’em, I’m busy briefs

Syrian WMDs: Apparently, not a casus belli for the world. Syria aimed chemical warheads at Israel and was ready to fire them after the attack on the nuclear plant. Good to know for the future. I’m sure the IDF will be on the lookout for that now. Thanks, Wikileaks!

Another casus belli for Iran: I think Israel should tell Iran that the next time Iranian-made or Iranian-bought missiles hit their territory, Israeli missiles will hit Tehran. That might stop them from manufacturing missiles specifically for the purpose of being smuggled through the Gaza tunnels.

That’s funny, I thought the new, “moderate” Egypt wasn’t going to be a problem for Israel: Say, remember those people who said Mubarak’s downfall wouldn’t affect the peace treaty with Egypt? Shyeah. Right.

But it is not only the gas deals that worry the ostensibly moderate Facebook generation in Egypt. They do not want to see the Israeli embassy reopened. Nor do they want to see Israeli diplomats returning to Cairo.

Instead, the Egyptians want their government to lift the blockade on the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip. The Facebook and Twitter demonstrators would rather see a Hamas ambassador sitting in the Israeli embassy in Cairo.

Moderates. Remember, they’re moderates. So they must be better, right? (Feel free to insert eye roll here.)

Ah, the Reuters optimism about all things Israel: The Reuters analysis of Iron Dome, complete with a warning of impending doom in the end. Cheerful reading.

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Thursday news roundup

Goldstone commision to Israel: Oh, please. The fix was in, deal with it. Three of Dickie Goldstone’s compatriots took out an unpaid ad in the Guardian to effectively say, “Neener neener neener, we’re not wro-ong! Am not am not am not!” (If you think I’m exaggerating, just go read it.) Of course they use the Guardian, tool of the world Israel-haters, as a platform. And of course they use Comment Is Free, which is actually the most wretchedly anti-Israel of all Guardian things (just read through the comments, if you have a strong stomach). The article basically says the same thing as the report, and uses the same logic: If there is no UN oversight, then the investigations are illegitimate. The opposite, of course, is nearly always true, but let’s not let reality affect our take on things. Can we have a resounding “Eff you” cheer for all the players involved, including Dickie Goldstone? (Cue the “See how strong the Israel Lobby is?” rhetoric at the three not having an op-ed in the Times.)

But they’re ready for a state now: The Palestinians continue to demonize and disappear Israel in their textbooks. Can you imagine a “Palestine” next to Israel that continues to teach its children to hate Israelis? You probably don’t have to work very hard to do it, because there’s no sign that the money machine is going to stop anytime soon, and European and American donors are responsible for things like this.

We do not think that word means what you think it means: The Vanguard Leadership Group, a leadership development academy and honor society for top students from mostly-black colleges and universities in America, have sent a letter to colleges all over the U.S. telling them to stop using the word “apartheid” to describe Israel. (Here’s the full text of the letter.) In other news, heads exploded on the anti-Israel left as the Israel-haters tried to figure out a way of discrediting the letter without attacking the Vanguard Leadership Group. Blacks and Jews, together again. Kudos to the VLG. The letter is directed to the SJP. My prediction: The racism of their states of origin is going to come out in subtle ways against this. Arab states are notoriously racist towards their darker-skinned people, a fact that is almost always ignored by the media.

The AP media bias strikes again: Where in the first five paragraphs is there a description of Goldstone saying that he was wrong about Israeli deliberately targeting civilians? Paragraph five, which usually won’t make it into your local paper’s World News section. Paragraphs one, two, and three? Oh, they’re all about the Goldstone Committee striking back and insisting that Israel committed war crimes galore.

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Gee, boycotting Israel costs a lot of money!

Reality sets in: An Australian town council voted to boycott Israel, and did the number-crunching of what it would cost to replace “Israeli” products with something else: $3.7 million (and even in Australian dollars, that’s a lot). It’s being inundated by calls from angry taxpayers demanding that the council STFU about things that don’t affect them and don’t get involved in international affairs.

The Greens-dominated Marrickville Council, in Sydney’s inner west, voted in December to back the global Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) movement, which boycotts all products said to be directly or indirectly associated with Israel.

A new Marrickville Council business paper reveals the boycott could cost taxpayers $3.7 million if all the recommendations contained within the document were adopted.
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More than $3 million of that would come from replacing all the authority’s Hewlett-Packard computers, which the BDS website claims are used at Israeli military checkpoints that restrict the movement of Palestinians. The BDS movement was started in 2005 in protest over alleged oppression of Palestinians.

It’s a beautiful thing, reality. Whether or not the councillors will listen to their angry constituents is going to be decided next week. Oh, and this council has voted to boycott a nation before: Burma.

The council has a similar long-standing boycott on Burma, which does not impact on residents, Ms Byrne said.

“The Burma boycott shows that councils can take a stand on human rights issues, like the occupation of the Palestinian territories, without having a negative financial impact on residents,” Ms Byrne said in the statement.

Of couse they can boycott Burmese products because Burma is not filled with us wily Jews, who invent things like SMS (think the council members will stop texting?). Really, what does Burma produce? And the BDS movement is so absurd, they’re boycotting HP computer products because the Israeli Army uses them. (I am typing this on an HP Pavilion. Muahahaha!) That’s one of the biggest problems for Marrickville: They have to replace all of their computers as a result of the boycott, and that’s the biggest part of the cost of not doing business with Israel.

My guess: This boycott is not going to move forward. Not if residents’ taxes are going to go up. One of the councillors agrees:

“It’s not a local council issue. There’s so many of these issues around the world. Why single out this one?”

Good for you, Mr. Macri. Good for you.

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The city that outsourced everything

Sandy Springs, GA.

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Gaza Flotilla, the sequel: The second time, definitely not farce

The blockade has eased. Gazans can get pretty much everything they want except, of course, for weapons and building materials for bunkers. Building material is going into Gaza. Is some of it being diverted to bunkers? Of course it is. Does the “Freedom Flotilla” care? Of course they don’t. They’re still planning an even bigger Fool Flotilla next month.

Let’s note ahead of time what Israel is willing to do, which will be turned down by the “activists,” because their real agenda isn’t against the blockade. It’s against Israel itself.

The government is considering asking a third party to help inspect all of the ships and then let them land in Gaza. Let us not forget that Gaza does not have a deep-water port. The landing there is purely symbolic. It will be of the “Look at us! We’re so cool! We broke the Israeli blockade!” variety. My prediction: This offer will be flatly refused.

The IHH is insisting they’re going to sit this one out until after the Turkish elections. They want to see if their patron, who denies having any ties to the IHH, is going to be re-elected. And just to show you they’re true pacifists, here’s a quote from their leader:

“This is not Israel’s Mediterranean Sea,” IHH President Bulent Yildrim said last week, according to Turkish newspaper Zaman. “We are not afraid to become martyrs.”

Actually, he said a lot more than that.

“We are saying this: We don’t have a problem with the Christians or Jews. Some of them were with us in our ships… But we do have a problem with one place! And we declare it with courage… without fear… We say this with no hesitation: Our problem is Zionism – which, like a virus, has infected all humanity!”

This man will be described as an “activist” by the non-Israeli media.

The organizers are asking for “protection” against Israeli—wait for it—“threats.” Why? Because Israel asked the governments of the nations sending the boats to stop the fools.

Benjamin Netanyahu asked Ban Ki-Moon for help stopping the flotilla. He pointed out that Gazans now are getting all of the humanitarian aid (and then some) tha they need. Ban did what the UN does best: He issued a statement. And the UN granted accreditation to a pro-terrorist group that will be part of the flotilla, so the UN is doing exactly as expected.

Claire Berlinski’s take on the IHH and the flotilla: These are not flower-bearing peaceniks sponsoring the attempt to break the blockade.

No way this ends well.

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Israelis Care

With all of the world’s attention focused on fighting, attacks on school buses, Israeli attempts to stop them, rockets launched against Israeli targets and Israeli attempts to stop them, little attention is given to Israel’s contributions in the world. All too rarely are the good things about Israeli society and the incredibly tolerant Israeli people promoted.

Israelis never seem to be given credit for what they do and what kind of people they are. Stories about Israel’s help far beyond her borders are often ignored such as this one about Israel’s help in Japan following the quake. Instead Israel’s days seem to be described as follows:

There was evening, there was shelling, there was morning, there was reacting, there was shelling and there was more reacting. The media thought Israel was bad. One day.

Of course, Israelis must also be racists. Zionism is racism after all, right? I recently wrote about the fact that Israelis are not only tolerant of others, they actively oppose discrimination against minorities!

If you really look at Israelis, you will find that they care more deeply about people whose skin color is not like their own, and people whose beliefs are not like their own, people whose dress is not like there own than probably any other people on the planet. Eilu v’eilu. For Israelis, “these and those” are not only the words of the living God, but these and those people are the creations of the living God.

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Judge Goldstone: the man or the role?

Several widely diverse discussions of Judge Richard Goldstone’s personality were already published in the media, and there will surely be more. The aftershock of the WaPo article Reconsidering the Goldstone Report on Israel and war crimes caused an about turn change of attitude re Judge Goldstone to both supporters and denigrators of Israel. Most of the former welcome his change of position on Goldstone Report and grudgingly acknowledged the judge’s honesty. Most of the latter swiftly produced the expected repartee “a Jew and a Zionist”, the fact that suited them perfectly earlier, when Judge Goldstone’s views were to their liking.

I am reading now an article Setting the record straight on Goldstone by Maurice Ostroff, one of the e-space activists I hold in high esteem. I am in agreement with his statement that:

It is also disappointing to observe the disproportionate amount of conjecture about, and attacks on, Goldstone the man, compared with the paucity of discussion about the actual content of the report and the faulty methodology used in preparing it.

I also cannot disagree with the following:

Those who claim that Goldstone retracted his report in the Washington Post article, or expressed regret at having been responsible for it, have obviously not read the op-ed. The only regret he expressed was that the fact finding mission did not originally have evidence, which has since come to light, explaining the circumstances that led his mission to conclude that civilians in Gaza were targeted by the IDF. This information, he wrote, would probably have influenced the findings about intent and war crimes.

However, Mr Ostroff stops at this point, for some reason passing over an important conclusion: that by retracting the atrocious accusation of intentional killings of civilians, Judge Goldstone effectively discarded the most harmful and libelous part of the report that dwarfed the rest of it.

And strangely, after complaining about paucity of discussions about the report contents, the article itself is dedicated mostly to proof that Judge Goldstone is a reasonable and consistent man, who loves both Jews and Israel, is fair and objective and is not afraid to change his opinion when new facts fall in his possession.

And this is where Mr Ostroff falls in the same trap: discussing the man (where his personality is absolutely irrelevant) instead of the role he played in the Goldstone Report. I think that I could list the salient points of the Goldstone affair:

  1. Judge Goldstone has led a group of prejudiced anti-Israeli committee members in preparation of a report that caused uncounted harm to the State of Israel. Conclusions of the report already served and will serve for a long time as fodder for unbridled anti-Israeli (and, via the usual chain of degeneration, anti-Semitic) propaganda.
  2. The above mentioned retraction by Judge Goldstone, while exonerating IDF and Israel of the severest war crime and giving us all a warm and fuzzy feeling, is hardly having any effect on anti-Zionist public that, as it’s already mentioned, discarded the retraction as obtained under Zionist pressure in the best case, or as another Zionist trick by a Jew lawyer in the worst case.

This is the long and the short of it. As for the Judge himself: he may be the best person in the world, a superb lawyer and judge, a great husband, father and grandfather, a thoroughly likeable man and a much desired partner in bridge. All this is irrelevant. History uses very rough brushstrokes, and most of us don’t care whether King Herod was a connoisseur of poetry and/or sports or whether Alexander the Great was a considerate father to his offspring. We do remember each of them for something else. Judge Goldstone’s role in the creation of the Goldstone Report is the only one that is relevant, and, tragically or not, it puts his name in a list of most reviled Jews in our history.

Too bad.

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

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Tuesday working briefs

Ew, Jew Cooties! Tel Aviv is sending a contingent to the Berlin Gay Pride festival, but they’re not going to identify Tel Aviv as part of Israel. They’re not the only Israeli city to do so. Eilat is being branded as a resort on the Red Sea. And the best part? The Star of David, we’re told, can cause antagonism. Say, where have we heard about Jews having to hide their Jewishness in order not to be persecuted? Oh, that’s right. Throughout history.

Yeah, tell it to the Czar: Israel is complaining to Russia about the Russian-made, Iranian-bought, Syrian-smuggled Kornet anti-tank missile used against an Israeli school bus last week. Think Russia gives a shit? I don’t.

Feel-good reads for you: Read this. And this. And this. Mind you, they’re not warm-fuzzy feel good op-eds. But they’re good to read.

Seriously? Gee, I can’t imagine why: The UN sent an investigator to Quantico to try to determine if Bradley Manning is being tortured by the U.S. Marines. He was denied access to Manning. See title.

Shyeah, like that’s gonna work: The Red Cross wants Hamas to show proof Gilad Shalit is still alive. See title.

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Monday, briefly

And the word “Muslim” does not appear in this news story: French immigrants of “North African” descent attacked and badly beat a Jew for being a Jew. I think they meant to attack him for being a Zionist, and the newspaper got the story wrong. I mean, Muslims don’t attack Jews because they’re Jews. Just ask anyone, even the leaders of the Muslim Brotherhood. It isn’t Jews they hate. This man was obviously a Zionist.

Lesson learned, for now: Hamas has stopped firing rockets. And the U.S. will be helping Israel fund more Iron Dome systems. But it’s only just the latest round in the long war.

They were open? Who knew? Wait a minute, I thought the Gaza crossings were all closed and the evil Israelis were totally isolating the Gazans. (This, despite the fact that the Egyptian border is totally controlled by, duh, Egypt.) Well, they’re still closed due to the rocket attacks. And yet, no howls from the Free Gaza flotilla fools. Go figure.

Stay tuned: The IDF is closing in on the Fogel family murderers.

The man in the glass booth: You can see the Eichmann trial—all of it—on YouTube. Watch the man lie through his teeth as he insists he was not the architect of the Holocaust. Really, I can’t believe they hanged him. They should have set him to the same conditions as the concentration camp inhabitants.

The next step in the 1949 borders: The Palestinians are about to submit a report that proves they are capable of governing themselves. The plan to force Israel to accept all the Palestinian requirements without having the Palestinians actually negotiate a peace moves forward.

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Banning kosher practices: Be honest, it’s all about the Jews

Sure, it’s not at all about Jews. The Dutch are going to outlaw kosher slaughter. New Zealand has already done so on the pretext of animal welfare. The AP article incorrectly states that NZ banned halal slaughter. Halal slaughter is allowed because they stun the animals prior to killing them. Take a look at this picture. It sure looks like this description of halal chicken slaughter:

The standard chickens are either gassed in pens or hung upside down by their feet and dipped in a bath of electrocuted water – a plastic bar being placed on their chest to keep them calm. Halal chickens have their throats cut when they are alive – albeit in many cases they are stunned in a water bath first.

It’s about Jews, with the shabby excuse that it’s about treating animals humanely. The Dutch did some kind of experiment that claims that animals slaughtered by kosher methods feel more pain than stunned animals.

Hm, let’s see. A European nation banning kosher slaughter. Where have we heard that before?

If the Netherlands does outlaw procedures that make meat kosher for Jews or halal for Muslims, it will be the first country outside New Zealand to do so in recent years. It will join the Scandinavian, Baltic countries and Switzerland, whose bans are mostly traceable to pre-World War II anti-Semitism.

Oh. And now we get to the real reason behind the ban. But of course, don’t say it out loud.

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Iron Dome: The Game-changer

The Grad rocket threat against Israel has been a huge problem to the southern cities for years. They have landed in, on, and between buildings, as well as in empty areas. They’ve landed near schools, hospitals, and residences. So far, Israelis have been lucky: A Grad rocket has not landed on a building full of people and caused large numbers of death and injuries. But that is not for lack of trying.

Enter Iron Dome. It’s expensive—$25k per missile—but so far, it has worked perfectly to protect the residents of Ashdod and Ashkelon. Not a single Grad rocket harmed property or people in two Israeli cities this time around. The world is taking notice.

And so are Israel’s enemies. The rocket attacks grew in scope after Israel figured out how to stop most of the suicide bombings. Remember, in 2002, Palestinian terrorists were blowing themselves up sometimes as often as three times a day, on buses, in shopping centers, in hotel restaurants during Passover—the toll was horrific and the pace seemed unending. Israel responded with the security fence to make it harder to get into Israel, and stepped up developing intelligence on where the bombers were and where they were planning to strike. Israel perfected the art of assassinating high-ranking terrorists in their homes in Gaza, or driving from one place to another. Israeli drones patrol the sky now, looking for terrorist squads ready to launch rockets, but obviously, that isn’t enough. So Iron Dome was developed in Israel, by Israeli companies, with financial help from the U.S. The goal is to have all of Israel’s cities protected with an anti-missile shield.

Realistically, if Iran sets its proxy armies in Lebanon and Gaza free to fire hundreds or thousands of rockets per day at Israel, Iron Dome isn’t going to be able to keep up. Each battery costs $50 million. But for now, the Iranians and Hezbollah cannot be happy at all with the results of Israeli ingenuity.

If Israel comes up with a solution that thoroughly counters rocket attacks, the terrorists will have no recourse, and no power.

Game-changer.

It is the second-most significant invention to affect the Middle East. The only thing greater will be the day that an Israeli scientist perfects an alternative fuel that knocks the bottom out of the crude oil market. (And may I live to see that day.)

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