Category Archives: Juvenile Scorn

An open letter to a comments troll

Dear troll, I know this is a difficult concept for you to wrap your brain around, because it is obvious that your Mommy and Daddy told you otherwise, but the world does not revolve around you. The fact that you … Continue reading

Posted in Juvenile Scorn | 9 Comments

The Pope offends Jews; no one notices

The Pope offends Jews, Jews do not call for his murder Continue reading

Posted in Juvenile Scorn, Religion | 5 Comments

Making fun of Nigerian spam titles

I’m sorry, but this one was too funny: PLEASE YOUR ASSISTANT IS NEEDED. Sorry, dude, I don’t have an assistant. And if I did, you couldn’t have her. Or him. I FINALLY SUCCEEDED. Great! Wonderful! Lovely! Uh—who are you? re: … Continue reading

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A message to Fox News:

Oh. My. God. Will you stop showing the damaged Merkava tank and stop babbling about the big, giant, whoopdedoo operation to recover the tank? And will your effing moron newscasters learn how to pronounce Merkava correctly? IT’S NOT “MURKUHVUH”!!! The … Continue reading

Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn | 5 Comments

A note to AMC directors and producers

Don’t mess with our soap operas Continue reading

Posted in Juvenile Scorn, Television | 2 Comments

Status report

Cats doesn’t make memories Continue reading

Posted in Cats, Juvenile Scorn | 2 Comments

OPEC the cheap

OPEC lends a helping fingertip to Lebanon Continue reading

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Yalla ya Nasrallah

This is so going to be a big part of the Shire Network News podcast this week: Go. Watch. It’s great, it’s funny, and it’s got a beat you can dance to. Yalla ya Nasrallah I’ll be back with a … Continue reading

Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn | 16 Comments

You simply have to laugh at some of the haters

Some anti-Semites are so stupid, they’re funny. Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Juvenile Scorn | 5 Comments

Huffing posts on Israel

Idiots abound on Huffington Post Continue reading

Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn | 2 Comments

The woman who made it happen

In our era of narrowing scientific expertise, rarely does a person discover a hidden connection between seemingly unrelated areas of knowledge. Discoveries of this kind are becoming things of the past, and, I fear to say, the golden age of … Continue reading

Posted in Juvenile Scorn, Satire | 4 Comments

Imagine a world without Israel

A world without Israel Continue reading

Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn | 22 Comments

Guaranteed loser lines

The top ten lines of how not to impress a strange woman Continue reading

Posted in Juvenile Scorn | 7 Comments

An open letter to my new visitors from the left

Sorry for shaking lefty worldviews upside down Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Juvenile Scorn | 1 Comment

The Internet is “a series of tubes”

The internet is a series of tubes Continue reading

Posted in Computers, Humor, Juvenile Scorn, Politics | 47 Comments