The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Juvenile Scorn
An open letter to a comments troll
Dear troll, I know this is a difficult concept for you to wrap your brain around, because it is obvious that your Mommy and Daddy told you otherwise, but the world does not revolve around you. The fact that you … Continue reading
Posted in Juvenile Scorn 9 Comments
The Pope offends Jews; no one notices
The Pope offends Jews, Jews do not call for his murder Continue reading
Posted in Juvenile Scorn, Religion 5 Comments
Making fun of Nigerian spam titles
I’m sorry, but this one was too funny: PLEASE YOUR ASSISTANT IS NEEDED. Sorry, dude, I don’t have an assistant. And if I did, you couldn’t have her. Or him. I FINALLY SUCCEEDED. Great! Wonderful! Lovely! Uh—who are you? re: … Continue reading
Posted in Juvenile Scorn 4 Comments
A message to Fox News:
Oh. My. God. Will you stop showing the damaged Merkava tank and stop babbling about the big, giant, whoopdedoo operation to recover the tank? And will your effing moron newscasters learn how to pronounce Merkava correctly? IT’S NOT “MURKUHVUH”!!! The … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn 5 Comments
A note to AMC directors and producers
Don’t mess with our soap operas Continue reading
Posted in Juvenile Scorn, Television 2 Comments
OPEC the cheap
OPEC lends a helping fingertip to Lebanon Continue reading
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Yalla ya Nasrallah
This is so going to be a big part of the Shire Network News podcast this week: Go. Watch. It’s great, it’s funny, and it’s got a beat you can dance to. Yalla ya Nasrallah I’ll be back with a … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn 16 Comments
You simply have to laugh at some of the haters
Some anti-Semites are so stupid, they’re funny. Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Juvenile Scorn 5 Comments
Huffing posts on Israel
Idiots abound on Huffington Post Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn 2 Comments
The woman who made it happen
In our era of narrowing scientific expertise, rarely does a person discover a hidden connection between seemingly unrelated areas of knowledge. Discoveries of this kind are becoming things of the past, and, I fear to say, the golden age of … Continue reading
Posted in Juvenile Scorn, Satire 4 Comments
Imagine a world without Israel
A world without Israel Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn 22 Comments
Guaranteed loser lines
The top ten lines of how not to impress a strange woman Continue reading
Posted in Juvenile Scorn 7 Comments
An open letter to my new visitors from the left
Sorry for shaking lefty worldviews upside down Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Juvenile Scorn 1 Comment
The Internet is “a series of tubes”
The internet is a series of tubes Continue reading
Posted in Computers, Humor, Juvenile Scorn, Politics 47 Comments
