The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Juvenile Scorn
Gross terrorist leader picture of the month
Dude. A word of advice. Dentist.
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The perfect V-Day video
I have always hated Valentine’s Day. It’s yet another Hallmark holiday that people feel forced to observe. It caused multitudes of horrible feelings in grammar school because back then, they didn’t force us to give valentines to all of the … Continue reading
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Your laugh of the day
The Iranians have cured AIDS. No, really. Honest! They said so! Iran Introduces AIDS Cure TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- After 7 long years of arduous work, Iranian scientists here on Saturday introduced a herbal medicine which cures Acquired Immune Deficiency … Continue reading
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Hillary sings the national anthem
Someone caught Hillary Clinton singing the Star Spangled Banner on YouTube. Her voice is nothing to write home about, but what struck me as particularly amusing—in a petty sort of way—is that she got the lyrics wrong. Okay, it’s a … Continue reading
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Automotive ice ballet
This is a video that simply must be seen to be believed. In it, we get to see some of Portland’s stupidest drivers watch cars attempt to drive on the icy streets, and then, after seeing the cars slide into … Continue reading
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Scrubs slams scientology
This week’s episode of Scrubs, besides being utterly hilarious, slammed scientology in the bargain. The serious plot is Carla’s post-partum depression. They have another character talk to her, and this was the line that had me laughing so hard I … Continue reading
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Be careful what you wish for…
Mahmoud the Mad is boldly venturing into the realm of theology now: In a greeting to the world’s Christians for the coming new year, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said he expects both Jesus and the Shiite messianic figure, Imam Mahdi, … Continue reading
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Want some joy?
It was a poor attempt at a bad pun. Anyhow, Joy Wolfe describes here some interesting goings-on in Manchester, UK, and I must confess that schadenfreude, being a long and imported word, is not totally alien to me. If anyone … Continue reading
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It’s David Duke season!
As I mentioned before, the Duke defenders come out of the woodwork, allowing me to laugh at their stupidity, but not generally you. However, I’m going to share the Dukies’ stuff with my readers. Here’s a comment from Stormfront that … Continue reading
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BBC talks down to its audience
The BBC has decided that it needs to explain to its readers/listeners exactly why fog shuts down airports. No, really. I swear. Dense fog has brought misery to thousands of travellers after causing major disruption to flights in the run-up … Continue reading
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The dumbing down of Nazism
Make way for the latest disgusting Nazi comparison. But not in the Arab world. It’s in Bayonne, New Jersey (home to the woman I call “Cousin Shirley from Bayonne”). A seventh- and fifth-grade child went to school wearing buttons depicting … Continue reading
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Dean Esmay, hypocrite
Okay, I know, it’s just adding fuel to the fire, but y’know, they don’t call me the Master of Juvenile Scorn™ for nothing. So that big post Dean put up about my refusing to agree with him over Rabbi Kahane’s … Continue reading
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Best. Video. Ever.
If you have not seen this yet, go. Now. Watch. It’s an open letter to the world, from a Jew in Israel the late Rabbi Meir Kahane. Its titles are in French, because it’s directed at the French, who have … Continue reading
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Serving tough time with teddy bears
I really like the way this sheriff thinks: BUFFALO, Mo. (AP) – Prisoners returning to a jail damaged in a failed breakout attempt will find a radically new decor – pink with blue teddy bear accents. Dallas County Sheriff Mike … Continue reading
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Happy UN Day!
Ubiquitous commenter Alex Bensky sent Judith Weiss and me this email: Today is UN Day, as you probably know, Meryl and Judith. How did you mark the occasion? I did so appropriately. First, I just wasted a lot of money. … Continue reading
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