The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Juvenile Scorn
Israeli spokesman shows some juvenile scorn
At the moment, I want to marry Mark Regev. Look what he told the Washington Post: […] Hamas, the radical Islamic movement that controls Gaza, declared victory and held a celebratory rally in Gaza City. But Israel reported that it … Continue reading
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Nasrallah’s speech – a side remark
From the last videotaped speech by the Lebanese “liberator”: Like all human beings we have a sacred right to defend ourselves. But isn’t hiding a year and a half in a bunker taking that sacred right a bit too far? … Continue reading
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Chutzpah, Chinese style
China,the nation that launched a satellite-killer last year, is demanding that the U.S. release data from yesterday’s successful satellite kill. China called on the US to release data on the shooting down of an ailing spy satellite, while the Communist … Continue reading
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Conservatives just don’t get it!
The latest brouhaha in the British parliament clearly shows that some conservatives still cannot figure out the power of PCS (Politically Correct Speak). The new invention of the Home Secretary that will ease the task of isolation and extermination of … Continue reading
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Al-Qaeda cash problem
Al-Qaeda finances seem to be in disarray, according to this: Al-Qaida video messages of Osama bin Laden and Ayman al-Zawahri can now be downloaded to cell phones, the terror network announced as part of its attempts to extend its influence. … Continue reading
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Iranian propaganda: Pwned by spoof site
If you haven’t been following this story, it’s pretty funny. Dear Iranian Mullahs! While our satirical website and your Propaganda Directorate deal in the same trade of making up facts and exaggerating reality, we are different in that we can … Continue reading
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Why don’t Israeli soldiers rape Palestinian women?
It appears that I have missed a huge brouhaha lately. A research paper that won a Hebrew University teachers’ committee prize finds that the lack of IDF rapes of Palestinian women is designed to serve a political purpose. The abstract … Continue reading
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Israel’s desire to be raped and editor’s wet dreams
According to JP (gleeful of course) report, Ha’aretz editor David Landau is definitely in a wrong line of work. For two reasons at least: he cannot help venting his personal frustrations in public and, secondly, with his deep penetrating analysis … Continue reading
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Egypt trying to copyright the Pyramids
The Egyptians are annoyed that people are making money on replicas of pyramids. So they’re trying to copyright the shapes of their monuments. Yeah, that’ll go over well. Egypt might copyright its pharaonic antiquities, from the pyramids to scarab beetles, … Continue reading
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Dashing through the snow
Glenn links to an article about police in Wisconsin trying to get kids to wear helmets while sledding. But I don’t think they’re going far enough. I chipped a tooth sledding. I was 13, hit a bump at the bottom … Continue reading
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National Idiots Estimate
So the people responsible for making sure that America is protected from her enemies, foreign and domestic, are now saying that the Iranians stopped their nuclear weapons program in 2003. I’ve got a question: Why the hell should we believe … Continue reading
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$1 million worth of crazy
If you’re going to forge money and try to pass it off as legit, you should probably not go for the top dollar. Especially when it doesn’t exist. Police say a man tried to open an account with a $1 … Continue reading
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NotHous vs. Bernanke, with a dash of Ron Paul
No, this is not a typo. If you need to check, look again here. Federal agents, in a move that could have an impact on the presidential race, raided the Indiana office of the issuer of a private currency known … Continue reading
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“Pravda” means “truth”?
At least this is what your Russian-English dictionary will tell you. Not from my experience, though. Recently, while following a link from Olly’s Onions, I have stumbled upon an amazing pair of articles in Pravda. One that explains how American … Continue reading
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The Snark Report
Yes, I’m just in one of those moods. Hassan Nasrallah: I wish Arabs would invade Palestine (And by “Palestine,” he means “Israel.” And by “Arab Nation,” he means, “A fictional land that does not exist, will not exist, and frankly, … Continue reading
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