The Snark Report

Yes, I’m just in one of those moods.

Hassan Nasrallah: I wish Arabs would invade Palestine

(And by “Palestine,” he means “Israel.” And by “Arab Nation,” he means, “A fictional land that does not exist, will not exist, and frankly, never existed.”)

Meryl Yourish: I wish Nasrallah would have the stones to come out of his secure, undisclosed location so the IAF can take him out once and for all.

Al-Quds [Jerusalem’s Arab name] Day: 135,000 Muslims attend Temple Mount prayer

And yet, Jews are not allowed to pray on the Temple Mount. That’s right. Forbidden from praying near our Holy of Holies. And this is when Israel controls it. Could you imagine what would happen if the Muslims regained the Temple Mount? Joseph’s Tomb, anyone?

The modern-day Hitler on the made-up holiday for Jew-haters: Ahmadinejad calls Israel ‘insult to human dignity’ on Al-Quds Day

Dude. Dude. Can you say, “Projection”? Because I think the entire human race’s dignity level goes down every time you open your mouth.

No, really. They’re not kidding: PA demands release of all prisoners in coming months

And they want a pony, a puppy, and a kitten for each prisoner as compensation for time spent. And the winged horse that Mohammed flew to Jerusalem with. Hey. It’s in the koran. It must be true.

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6 Responses to The Snark Report

  1. Long_Rifle says:

    I tried to follow the links at the bottom. But other than seeing that Jews were allowed to revisit the tomb 18 months after it was sacked, I didn’t see anywhere that Israel took it back.

    Please. PLEASE tell me it is back in Israel’s hands.

    If it is great! If it isn’t I’m stunned. Sick actually.

  2. Ed Hausman says:

    Do we release all the prisoners before or after we dismantle all the roadblocks?

    Are they holding their collectively punished breath waiting for this to happen?

  3. Long_Rifle says:

    I think you’re supposed to release the prisoners, and let THEM dismantle the roadblocks.

    Which they’ll do as they stream BACK into Israel with bombs attached to themselves.

    I call it the “trickle back” theory….

  4. Paul says:

    A pox on the Palestinians and the Iranians !!

  5. Alex Bensky says:

    Meryl, I assume your question about what would happen if Muslims regained control of the Temple Mount is rhetorical, since we can take it as read that they’d do exactly what they did when they first had control: bar Jews from anywhere and Israeli Muslims from coming there. I can still remember the outraged world outcry when that happened…OK, I can’t.

    And I think the PA would like the roadblocks lifted first because it isn’t just released prisoners who would like to come into Israel and kill Jews. No reason to limit Jew killing, is there?

  6. It will be worse than when they had control before. They are now actively involved in removing and destroying any evidence of the Jewish kingdom.

    If the Muslims take over Jerusalem, you can rest assured that their first action will be to destroy the Western Wall, and then deny that it ever existed.

    And the non-Jewish media outlets will choose to agree.

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