The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Juvenile Scorn
Because It’s There
Those famous words were spoken by British climber George Mallory in 1924 when he was asked why he wanted to climb Mount Everest. I believe that this is as good an answer as any other – to an unanswerable question. … Continue reading
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AP media bias, Walt-Mearsheimer version
Astonishing. The AP managed to write an article that utterly contradicts its lead. Here’s the lead: Israeli students slam American ‘Israel Lobby’ authors Two prominent American professors, who have recently been causing an uproar with their best-selling book critical of … Continue reading
Posted in AP Media Bias, Israel, Juvenile Scorn Tagged AP Media Bias, Israel, Walt-Mearsheimer 2 Comments
Arab League to hold meeting, Israel to ignore them
The Arab League is holding an “extraordinary” meeting about Israeli expansion of Jerusalem suburbs. CAIRO, June 5 (Xinhua) — The Arab League (AL) Council has decided to hold an extraordinary meeting on June 15 to discuss the Israeli settlement activities … Continue reading
No peace with Syria
Say, remember my telling you that Syria isn’t making a serious offer towards peace with Israel? Yeah, well, I’m not wrong about that. Syrian President Bashar Assad said during a visit to The United Arab Emirates on Monday that Israel’s … Continue reading
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European cultural superiority
The next time someone tries to tell you how culturally superior Europe is to us, send them to YouTube to see the entries in this year’s Eurovision contest. Pay particular attention to the Russian entry. It won. Snoopy, if you … Continue reading
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Pissing off the neo-Nazis: I’m doing something right
So my post yesterday appears to have pissed off the neo-Nazis so much, that they copied me on a sock-puppet email conversation about some Jew converting to Christianity. I expect they wanted me to join in, or be hurt, or … Continue reading
To the enemies of Israel on the occasion of her 60th birthday:
Eff you.
Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn 6 Comments
Hey, they are not celebrating our Independence Day!
With the same inevitability as the increase in terrorist attacks and rocket scientists’ activity toward Jewish and Israeli holidays, the so called Jewish anti-Zionists get restless during the period. The phenomenon usually manifests in a joint letter, published in a … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Juvenile Scorn 2 Comments
Stupid Iranian statement of the day
Just when you think that Iranian spokesliars can’t get any dumber, they do. American officials follow the policy of Iranophobia,” Foreign Ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini told reporters in a weekly news conference. Apparently, Baghdad Bob was not a one-off … Continue reading
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Really helpful UN moment of the day
The UN peacekeepers along the Israel-Lebanon border have hit upon the perfect plan to stop border infiltration by terrorists. They’re laying barbed wire. UN peacekeepers in Lebanon began on Friday erecting a barbed-wire fence along the border with Israel to … Continue reading
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Leet Islamic haxxor d00dz take down Zionist websites
Roee Nahmias is hereby officially pronounced an Apprentice of Juvenile Scorn™ for this story about the PIJ haxxor d00dz incredible hacking skillz. Islamic Jihad operatives have been able to hack into several Israeli websites, the London-based Arabic-language newspaper al-Sharq al-Awsat … Continue reading
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A snark, a snark, my kingdom for a snark
It’s “poring.” You’re welcome.
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Political correctness hits Israeli airline security
Oh, no way this could go wrong. Civil rights groups in Israel are trying to stop Israeli security, which has successfully stopped all hijacking of Israeli planes, from profiling potential hijackers/bombers. Airline security faced a legal challenge yesterday from a … Continue reading
Posted in Juvenile Scorn, Terrorism 4 Comments
Addendum to below
Soccer Dad has almost all the facts in his post on the so-called “council of elders” that want to help “ease tensions” in Israel. He forgot their name here on Yourish.com: The Transnational Old Farts Israel-Haters Club. In my post … Continue reading
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The news, with snark
Gee, that’ll hurt the Israeli/Afghan trade: Afghans are protesting Israel’s attack on Hamas. Who the hell cares what Afghanis think? The country that gave us the Taliban and 9/11 is protesting the deaths of terrorists? My heart bleeds. Stil the … Continue reading
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