Sick day

Whatever plans I had for this first day of my three-day weekend fell by the wayside. I woke up this morning with what I think is a 24-hour bug. Could not get out of bed until it was way too late to go to services, which is a good thing for the people in my synagogue, what with my having a bug and all that. Got up, had breakfast, went back to bed, slept until lunchtime, got up, and had about enough energy to sit in my comfy chair and watch TV and make a couple of phone calls.

Almost time for bed now. I feel better, but still not best.

Well, I have two more days this weekend, so all is not lost.

Plus, my mom is getting better, so that’s a good, good thing.

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Friday three-day weekend brief briefs

The Obama administration grows a pair: Iran has been warned that if they close the Strait of Hormuz, there will be consequences. For real. He’s moved more troops into the area. Now, if only the administration would help the Iranian opposition. And the Syrian opposition. And get it right on Israel.

And now some links.

Duchess of York charged with a crime in Turkey for secretly videotaping child abuse in an orphanage

This is why the Jewish population of America isn’t growing the way it should be (and what an unfunny attempt at humor)

Yeah, sure. Iran doesn’t want nukes like I don’t want to be a successful author.

Looks like I was right to take all my 401k money out of European stock funds. More downgrades are coming.

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Happiness…

is finding out you have a three-day weekend on a Friday. This is the only job I’ve ever had that gives everyone Martin Luther King Jr. day off, which is why I always forget that fact.

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Surprise kitty post

I got some gorgeous pictures of Tig lately, and wanted to share.

Tig in the sun

This photo captures the color of his eyes better than most. They really are nearly the same shade as his coat. Color-coordinated, that’s my boy.

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Thursday clean house briefs

(My crack squad of ninja housekeepers is on the job today, and the cats, they are under the bed.)

Obama and Islamists, sittin’ in a tree: High-level talks with the Muslim Brotherhood, whose raison d’etre has never changed.

Of course they are: Iran and Hezbollah are sending weapons to Syria to keep Assad in control in spite of the arms embargo. And so are the Russians. Hands up, all of you who are surprised about this. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Really? This is a top news story? Really? I wake up to a classical radio station, which uses NPR news, and this was the 7 a.m. lead news story: A video of four Marines pissed on the bodies of dead Taliban fighters. Sorry, but I can’t bring myself to muster the outrageously outraged outrage that so many are having today. Was it a good thing to do? No. Was it stupid? Unbelievably so, since they’re going to be identified and probably thrown out of the Corps. Does it merit lead story status? Hell, no.

Of course they do: The Iranians are not the only ones blaming Israel for the assassination of their nuclear scientist yesterday. The CSM, never a friend to Israel, wonders if they done it.

If I knew who Katy Perry was, I might care what her father thinks of Jews: So he pulls out the most anti-Semitic phrase in a sermon, then the media backlash begins, and suddenly, he no longer thinks you need to get Jews’ attention with money, but that he’s really, really, really sorry. Daughter must be hurting from the backlash, huh? Is she one of those people who are famous for being famous? Hey, Daddy Perry? Eff you.

They’re trying to kill Jews in the U.S.: A synagogue was fire-bombed. The synagogue is, and looks like, a house. The rabbi was almost killed in his sleep. The molotov cocktail caught his quilt on fire, and his hands were burned putting it out. Oh, and his wife and children were at risk, too. So where was this? Rutherford, NJ. Right near where the Giants play. And oh, yeah–it’s the fourth attack on Bergen county Jews in a month. So you think NJ Muslims are going to stand up and declare this kind of hate unwelcome, the way NJ Jews do when mosques are attacked?

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Wednesday news roundup

Not a very good career choice anymore: If I were an Iranian nuclear scientist, I’d be looking to defect by now. Their life spans keep getting shorter and shorter, thanks to some agency that keeps on blowing them up, or creating deadly “accidents.” Of course the Mossad gets the blame, but still–dudes, take my advice: Get a new job.

A hack for a hack: Well, Israeli hackers said they’d do it, and they did it. Now Saudi citizens’ (and citizens from other nations) credit information is online for all to see. This is bad all the way around. Escalation sucks.

Gee, I can’t imagine why she’s offended: A Likud minister, who happens to be (in some Jews’ eyes) genderly-challenged, objects to a sign outside a synagogue in Beit Shemesh that asks women to refrain from “chattering” if walking past while services let out. Go figure, a woman doesn’t want to be told to shut up for fear of offending the sensibilities of men. And the worst part of this? The sign’s been up for 10 years.

Iran isn’t going to like this at all: India and Israel are getting closer.

Spreading lies and misinformation, that’s what Time Magazine’s good for: Karl Vick is doubling down on his insistence that Hamas is moderating. Here’s what he wrote a couple of days ago:

In recent weeks, however, as the rival factions have sought to reconcile, Hamas chief Khaled Mashaal has said the organization will put aside military means in favor of unarmed “popular” resistance, saying it’s the method all factions can agree on.

Yeah, not so much.

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Tuesday, briefly

You mean like this kind of anti-Semitism? Progressive Jews are now saying that Israel has to suck up the fact that its actions are causing anti-Semitism. So let’s hear them explain this, then: An Israeli (who denies the charge) was arrested on suspicion of causing a wildfire that tore through a national park. If he caused the fire it was an accident. So, progressive Jews, explain this, please:

The vice president of the Christian Democratic Party wrote on his Twitter account, “I bet that the Israeli ‘tourist’ that burned Torres del Paine is one of those sent by his State after killing Palestinian children.”

Taunts of “filthy Jew” were reportedly yelled as the suspect was escorted to court.

I’m shocked, how about you? The meeting in Amman between the PA and Israel produced no results. Gee, I wonder if that’s because Israel refuses to accede to the Palestinian “preconditions” (go back to the 1949 Armistice lines, give back Jerusalem, freeze all settlement activity) before negotiating. Watch for the Obama administration to insist Israel must produce “confidence-buiding” measures while requiring nothing of the Palestinians. No, wait. It’s an election year. Watch for Obama to mouth I Heart Israel platitudes.

Countdown to anti-Israel articles on this law in 3, 2, 1: Israel passed a tough anti-illegal immigrant law. Prepare for stories on how heartless Israel won’t allow starving Africans to illegally come and live there. Then compare that to the number of stories on Spain’s reaction to illegal African immigration. (Hint: Take a look at a map and see how close Spain is to Africa. They have a pretty bad illegal immigrant problem.)

Well, that was fast: Yep, the AP is on the case.

Israel’s parliament on Tuesday approved harsh new penalties on illegal migrants and Israelis who help them, passing one of several controversial measures designed to stanch the flood of Africans seeking sanctuary from poverty and conflict.

More on this later.

The Dorktator speaks: And he’s not giving up. I didn’t really think he would. Yes I did. No I didn’t. (I go back and forth on this, can you tell?)

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Monday back to work briefs

Cyber credit war: A Saudi hacker (or a person claiming to be a Saudi hacker) got into a database holding thousands of Israeli credit card info and has leaked the info online. Now, Israeli hackers say they have credit card info for Saudi shopping sites and will leak the info if the Saudi hacker doesn’t stop. All I can say is: I’m glad I’m not in either database, and both of them are wrong, but here’s hoping the threat stops the Saudi hacker.

It would be funny if it weren’t so serious: The IDF caught a Palestinian would-be suicide bomber and eight pipe bombs. How did they catch him? The wires sticking out of his clothing gave him away. Thank God for stupid terrorists.

No, really, Hamas is moderating, we swear it: Sure, they’re willing to make peace with Israel. Hell, even the AP is reporting the contrary:

Hamas’ prime minister in Gaza says the anti-Israeli militant group will never give up its arms, its territory or its claims on Jerusalem on behalf of the Palestinians.

Best part of the story? The last graf, which, of course, is the one that gets cuts from most World News sections of your local paper:

But not heard was “Kill the Jews!” a slogan used by ultraconservatives three days earlier upon Haniyeh’s arrival.

Why isolation won’t work: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is on a four-nation South American tour. The Monroe Doctrine is called for here, especially as his first stop is Venezuela. That’s the country whose leader, Hugo Chavez, says we’ve been giving South American leaders cancer. It is the most awesome weapon since the Zionist Death Ray that killed Yasser Arafat.

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What’s on Meryl’s night table?

I thought I’d share the contents of my night table with my readers.

What's on Meryl's night table

The all-important items: A clock radio, a book light, a Chapstick, a phone, and a gun. It’s in a Lifejacket clamshell with the key inside, so that I can lock it and put it out of reach of children at a moment’s notice. There’s also a standing rule in my home that children are not allowed to go upstairs without an adult present, just in case I ever forget to lock it up.

My night table items have sure changed since I lived in NJ. Oh, wait, no. Only the gun has been added.

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The Hamas world tour: An end run around Fatah

So, the great Hamas/Fatah makeup session? Yeah, it was for show–again. And it’s over–again. But it was never more than show to begin with.

Four senior Fatah officials complained over the weekend that Hamas authorities banned them from entering the Gaza Strip, forcing them to return to the West Bank.

The four men – Ismail Jaber and Rouhi Fattouh, top advisers to Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, and Fatah central committee members Sakher Bsaisso and Muhammad Madani – said they were stopped by Hamas policemen at the Gaza side of the Erez checkpoint on Friday.

(Just a reminder, the Erez checkpoint is one of the Israeli entrances into Gaza. Hm. Anti-Israel forces keep on saying Gaza is completely closed off. Do you think–do you think they may be lying?)

Then there is the PA unhappiness with the Hamas World Tour:

The Damascus-based chief of Hamas was instrumental in getting Syria to accept an Arab observer mission into the country, the head of the Arab League said on Friday.

[…] But a top Palestinian official slammed Meshaal’s action, saying it contradicts Palestinian policy of non-interference in the domestic affairs of any country.

“Khaled Meshaal has no right to launch any mediation bid for the sake of Syria or any other country,” Yasser Abed Rabbo, the secretary general of the Palestine Liberation Organisation, told AFP in Ramallah.

“Palestinian policy has always been of no interference and still is,” he said, adding that such action “harms the interests of the Palestinian people.”

Not to worry, though, because Hamas spokesliars had an answer to that.

Hamas chief Khalid Mashaal’s role as mediator in the Syrian uprising is in the interests of Palestinian refugees in the country, senior party official Salah al-Bardawil said Saturday.

Okay, so then I guess the Hamas visit to Tunisia is an example of that famous togetherness that Karl Vick told us about a few months ago.

A visit by Gaza’s Hamas leader has angered the official Palestinian representatives in Tunisia who say they were ignored during the talks with the new government, a Palestinian source said Saturday.

[…] “The Palestinians are furious. Neither the government nor the foreign ministry, nor the (Islamist) Ennahda party informed them of the dates and programme of Haniya’s visit, as they should have,” the Palestinian source told AFP.

Whoa! The PA is furious because it’s being edged out of meeting the Islamists by an Islamist leader? The deuce you say!

Another source told the Arabic language newspaper El Maghreb that the lack of communication could hamper reconciliation efforts going on between Hamas and Abbas’s Fatah party.

Gee, that reconciliation isn’t as easy as some people said it would be, is it?

Haniya confirmed Saturday there had been no contact between his team and official Palestinian representatives in Tunisia but brushed it off.

“There is no problem,” he said at Sidi Bouzid in the centre of the country. “We Palestinians meet each other inside and outside Palestine.”

Of course he brushed it off. He wants the world to make Hamas the official Palestinian representative organization. And in Islamist countries, apparently, that’s what’s happening. The result so far: Hamas will be leaving Damascus for Tunis. Lovely. Another Palestinian terror group headquarted in Tunisia. What could possibly go wrong with that?

As for that famous Hamas ceasefire, which the AP contends Hamas has “mostly” observed, well, 680 rockets rained down on Israel last year. Some ceasefire.

Gee, why is it that we don’t believe a word about the so-called Hamas moderation? Because it isn’t happening, hopeful editorials in the Chicago Tribune aside. Open your eyes, people. Hamas will never accept a Jewish state in the “Islamic waqf” of “Palestine.” Read their charter.

The Islamic Resistance Movement believes that the land of Palestine is an Islamic Waqf consecrated for future Muslim generations until Judgement Day. It, or any part of it, should not be squandered: it, or any part of it, should not be given up. Neither a single Arab country nor all Arab countries, neither any king or president, nor all the kings and presidents, neither any organization nor all of them, be they Palestinian or Arab, possess the right to do that. Palestine is an Islamic Waqf land consecrated for Muslim generations until Judgement Day. This being so, who could claim to have the right to represent Muslim generations till Judgement Day?

There is no moderation of Hamas. There is only a change in strategy to achieve its goal:

Israel will exist and will continue to exist until Islam will obliterate it, just as it obliterated others before it.” (The Martyr, Imam Hassan al-Banna, of blessed memory).

So interpret the Hamas-Fatah agreement for what it is: A show so that Hamas can continue to strengthen itself until it feels strong enough to take on Israel. Ismail Haniyeh thinks that Hamas is beginning to reach that point. He thinks the Arab Spring has greatly strengthened Islamists and weakened Israel’s position in the region.

“Israel is disturbed by this. It knows the strategic environment is changing. Iran is an enemy. Relations are deteriorating with Turkey. With Egypt, they are really cold,” Haniyeh said. “Israel is in a security situation they have never been in before. The Palestinians are winning more than anybody else due to what’s happening in the Arab countries. That will come out clearly in the future.”

Really? Never? Israel has never been surrounded by Arab and Muslim nations that want to destroy it? Clearly, Haniyeh is forgetting his history. While it’s true that the Islamist takeover of the Middle East is very bad news for Israel, it’s not like Israel hasn’t been invaded by several Arab armies at once. I’m not minimizing war. It will be horrible. But Haniyeh is kidding himself if he thinks that Israel is in a unique situation today. Except for the thousands of rockets stockpiled by Hamas and Hezbullah, things are about the same as they were in 1948, 1967, and 1973. But I find his words strangely comforting. The Arabs are always fighting the last war. Israel is fighting the next one.

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Now I know: I’ll never be eaten by my cats

Tig was at the vet’s overnight on Thursday for, let’s just say, digestive issues. So when he came back to me he was a bit bedraggled and sleepy and not himself, and because of his digestive issues, there was no way I was letting him in my room, especially because he seemed to be trying to gas me out of the house last night. Since he otherwise has free rein in the entire house, this distressed him enough that at 5:47 this morning, he was yowling to be let into my room. And again around 7. And again when I finally got out of bed sometime after 8.

I have come to the conclusion that if, God forbid, I die alone and unnoticed for a few days, that Tig won’t eat me. He’ll just yowl at me to wake up and pay attention to him every few hours.

There seems to be no continuing stinkbomb issue (there’s a reason I call him my little pooper), so I believe he may be allowed back into my room tonight. Where he will wake me up by sleeping on my feet or yowling in my ear when he’s decided I’ve slept long enough.

I don’t care. It was so quiet without Tig running back and forth across the hallway, making his row-rowr sounds while I brush my teeth. There was no running up and down the stairs, and no Tig hugs in the middle of the workday because he woke up from a nap and wanted a hug.

Here’s my goofball in a typical goofball sleep pose.

Tig the goofball, sleeping

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End of the work week briefs

But–but–Karl Vick said that Hamas and the PA would move towards peace! Ismail Haniyeh continues his Islamist victory tour of the Middle East (a.k.a. the “Show me the money!” tour), greeting cheering crowds in Tunisia and telling the AP that talks between the PA and Israel will lead nowhere. Considering he is now part and parcel of the PA (supposedly), he oughta know.

Obama is cutting jobs, not just the budget: Say, those huge defense cuts that Obama wants to implement? Besides cutting the manpower in the Army and Marines, don’t forget that army bases will close, cutting even more jobs. Somehow, that part of the story isn’t being written by anyone. I’m all for cutting waste, and even for getting the U.S. Army presence out of Europe. But I think it’s foolish beyond words to cut the Armed Forces manpower down to the levels Obama wants. Jimmy Carter did that, and look what happened on his watch.

Oh, look. Another suicide bombing in Syria: Reallly finding it hard to sympathize in any way, what with knowing how many people the Dorktator is responsible for blowing to pieces over the years. I doubt this will be the last suicide bombing in Syria.

Food for the Ronulan conspiracy nuts: The IDF and the U.S. European Command are gearing up for a major missile defense drill–in Israel. It is my fondest hope for my nephew the Marine that he gets to take part in next year’s exercise. (And if he does, you Israeli blogger friends of mine had best hide your daughters, because he is young, smart, handsome, and a United States Marine. The girls adore him.)

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If you hate spammers like I hate spammers…

Oh, oh, oh what a site:

Actually, it’s for cell phone spammers. I suddenly started getting a boatload of solicitors calling my cell number, and it’s pissing me off no end, since I pay for those calls. Three since yesterday. Makes me wonder which site I stupidly put my cell phone number in when buying or contributing something. I usually put my area code and 555-1212 when you have to put a phone number in a form.

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Thursday, briefly

Woo, what a great ally! Turkey says if there’s an attack on Iran, it won’t be from Turkey. Yeah, we kinda knew that, what with Turkey refusing to allow American forces to pass through Turkey on their way to Iraq in 2003. but not to worry, that won’t stop Obama from praising the anti-Israel Islamist-in-chief.

And yet, they’re still going to be used as civilian shields by Hamas: Gazans held a disaster preparedness drill. See title.

So bizarre I don’t know what to think: It isn’t enough that someone created a Lego concentration camp. A museum bought it and will display it. Sorry, but the ick factor is far too high for me. And oh, who bought it? A Polish museum. Shyeah, the Poles are totally over their Jew hatred. Really. Truly.

Sure, cutting the budget for soldiers always works out well: Obama wants to cut half a million troops over next ten years as part of his idea for modernizing the U.S. Armed Forces. While I agree that we do need to make our air and naval forces cutting edge, I think it’s utterly absurd to drop the number of standing troops. Boots on the ground is what did the job in Iraq. There’s no substitute for it.

Islamists who put country before themselves? I’m not sure what to think of this. The Syrian Muslim Brotherhood leadership refused Iran’s offer to make a deal with the Dorktator and join in against their countryment to prop up Assad. Since the Brotherhood is all about helping itself, I suspect they refused to deal because they know a losing situation when they see it. It’s curtains for Assad, I tell you. Curtains.

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Wednesday morning extra-sarcastic briefs

Countdown to MSM covering this discrimination in 3, 2, 1: An Israeli soldier was denied entry to a Tel Aviv club because he was wearing a kippa and refused to take it off. So, you think there will be worldwide coverage by the media of this discriminatory practice?

Ew, Jew cooties! Algerians are rounding up the evil made-in-Israel clothing that they’re finding mixed in with the presumably non-kosher clothing. But worry not, the Algerian inspectors are on the case:

A source told the newspaper “we cannot rule out the possibility that an international ring smuggled the Israeli clothes into the country and that its operatives are being assisted by Algerian vendors based in several districts.”

Gasp! No! An international Israeli clothes smuggling ring! It’s the end of civilization as we know it! Damn those horrible Israelis, wanting to clothe people for profit! Damn them all!

Nu? Two Jews won the World Talking Championship? Two Israeli men won the World Universities Debating Championship. Really, talkative Jews? I had no idea that my people talked so much. None whatsoever. Not at all. Jews? Talky? Oh, come on. Shirley you jest.

Our drone’s better than your drone: If Israel’s drone is so sucky, then howcome Turkey didn’t shoot it down, even though they said they almost shot it down (and I almost one $200 million in the lottery the other week, too). Really? They called up two F-16 jets and couldn’t find it and shoot it down? Ya think maybe they’re–I don’t know–lying? Yeah, me too. Their drone is so much better than Israel’s that it manages to identify fuel smugglers as terrorists and murder dozens of them. But don’t worry, they’re going to pay compensation to the families.

Don’t worry, CAIR (and the NY justice system) is still going to call these hate crimes: The guy who threw molotov cocktails at various Hindu and Islamic buildings in New York is a nutjob who swore he’d get even because the proprietor of the store stopped him from stealing, and the other places wouldn’t let him use their bathrooms. Yeah, that sounds like a Muslim-hating freak to me.

Two! Two! Two nutjobs for the price of one: So that scumbag that was lighting cars on fire in Los Angeles? He did it because his scumbag mother was about to be deported back to Germany for being a thief. He hates America, you see, for having the nerve not to want to keep a thief, who has 19 fraud counts against her in Germany, from becoming an American citizen. Well, now he’s going to spend many years as an American resident in jail before being kicked back to Germany. Like mother, like son.

Oh, there was a primary or something yesterday? Wake me when it’s over. Especially since I have no influence over any but the Virginia primaries.

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