If it’s Wednesay, this must be Media Bias Against Israel Day

I have two words for this story: Bull and shit. Marwan Barghouti says the conflict with the Palestinians will end if Israel withdraws to the 1949 Armistice lines, a.k.a. the 1967 “borders”. Oh, really?

Senior Hamas official Mahmoud Zahar said on Monday that the Palestinian Islamist movement will never give up its armed struggled against Israel.

The statement comes as Gaza Strip officials openly attacked the movement’s leader-in-exile Khaled Mishaal, who has decided not to run again this summer for the leadership of Hamas, for prioritising “peaceful resistance”.

“We are fighting for our dignity and rights. Jihad is our path, our life, our pride and we will not renounce it no matter the sacrifices,” said Zahar, quoted on the website of the Izzeddine Al Qassam Brigades, Hamas’ armed wing.

Hamas will “never give up its armed struggle against the Zionist enemy”, he said during a speech in Zeitun, a neighbourhood in east Gaza, in honour of the “martyrs” of Israel’s December 2008 — January 2009 Cast Lead operation against the enclave.

Yeah, pull the other one, it has bells on it. He’s a liar, but don’t expect that to change the media narrative that it is Israel that is blocking peace. Take this latest story, for instance. the Palestinians are saying, in effect, “We won’t negotiate until you give us everything we want.” The angle of the story, however, will be the intransigence of the Israelis.

The Palestinian Authority will not restart direct peace negotiations with Israel unless Jerusalem recognizes the borders of a Palestinian state, Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas said Wednesday according to the Palestinian News and Information Agency (WAFA).

“If the borders are set it’s possible to return to negotiations, but the Israelis do not want established borders” Abbas said following a meeting with Jordanian King Abdullah II.

The fact that the negotations are for exactly that purpose–to discuss the borders of the Palestinian state–will not be mentioned. And how do I know this will happen? Because the above is the Jerusalem Post’s version of the AP story, with an interesting change in wording to the quote. Here’s what the AP writes:

Palestinian officials said they submitted their proposals, but that Israel did not. “If we demarcate the borders, we can return to negotiations, but Israel does not want to do that,” Abbas said Wednesday, after talks in Jordan with Jordan’s King Abdullah II.

Israel says it has submitted a document outlining the areas that need to be discussed, but it was not characterized as a proposal.

Interesting change, from “demarcate” to “set”. The JPost is actually the simpler of the two. Demarcate means exactly that: To set borders. But it’s a word that many people don’t know.

Let’s translate the rest of the above subtext: “it was not characterized as” means that Israel did not clearly state it was, or label it as, a proposal. You see how the AP can get away with the bias? Look at the Palestinians, all ready to submit border proposals, but the Israelis refuse to do so. So it’s only logical the Palestinians will now say they won’t sit down to talk until Israel submits a border proposal. Lies, lies, and more lies, and they are passed along uncritically by the news media, in particular the wire services. The rest of the article serves up more Palestinian excuses, and more beat-downs to Israel (and especially Netanyahu).

Underlying the impasse is Abbas’ conviction that it’s impossible to reach an acceptable border deal with the hard-line Netanyahu.

The Palestinians are ready for minor adjustments in the lines of the West Bank through land swaps, but Israel has not submitted a proposal. Netanyahu has not endorsed the land-swap concept and insists that east Jerusalem belongs to Israel.

Netanyahu has also rejected Palestinian demands that he halt construction in Jewish settlements on occupied lands or recognize the pre-1967 war’s cease-fire line as a baseline for border talks.

Abbas argues that without such assurances, there is no point in returning to negotiations. He fears Israel will use continued negotiations as a diplomatic cover for seizing more land, through settlements, that the Palestinians want for their state. Israel counters that the Palestinians have not made a halt to settlement construction a condition for peace talks in the past.

Note that makes four paragraphs in a row where Abbas is held up as the model of reasonableness, willing, nay, urging negotiations–but that evil, bad, wicked, awful, horrible Bibi–well, he won’t do a thing to move negotiations along. Here are the only positive words on Israel that can be found in this article:

Israel is eager to keep talking and to “try to achieve a historic agreement before the end of the year,” an Israeli government official said on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to brief reporters. “We hope that the Palestinians aren’t looking for an excuse to walk away from the table.”

It was followed by the anti-Israel section quoted above, thus utterly negating the point of the quote.

What objective media? When I read things like this, I marvel that that most Americans are still friends of Israel. The media is trying its damnedest to change that. Thankfully, they’ve failed.

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Hebrew-English translator in Jerusalem

Anyone need a translator?

Rahel Jaskow is looking for work.

Know anyone who needs an excellent editor, Hebrew –> English translator or entry-level technical writer? If you do, please send them my way! My Word skills are top-notch, I’m extremely computer-literate, experienced, and a fast learner and worker. Tight deadline? No problem. Have laptop (Windows 7, MS Office 2010), will travel. Excellent references. Discreet. And I bake really good sourdough bread, too!

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Mitt Romney’s new talking points

Governor Romney, I have your new response to those who complain you pay too little in taxes. Go tell ’em your tax rates aren’t the problem at all. You’re rich enough that you won’t be using the White House as a springboard to becoming a multimillionaire.

Hillary and Bill Clinton got rich quick after leaving the White House, pulling in $111 million in total income from 2000 through last year, according to tax documents posted Friday evening on her presidential campaign’s website.

From the combined $358,000 they reported in 2000 to the $16 million they earned in 2001, their income increased by nearly 50 times in the first year after Bill Clinton left office, highlighting the lucrative opportunities awaiting former presidents.

The speaking circuit was especially good to Bill Clinton, who earned nearly $52 million from it, including millions in foreign income. And the two books each penned yielded more than $40 million, including an eye-popping $15 million advance paid to Bill Clinton for his 2004 autobiography, “My Life.” That’s $3 million more than what had been previously reported – which at the time was believed to be the largest book advance ever.

Hillary got over $10 million for her two books.

I don’t care that Romney’s taxes were in the 14-15% bracket. My effective tax rate for 2010 was 10.94%. That’s down from 11.65% the year before, and in 2007, the last year I was not a homeowner (and I was a contractor, paying all of my Social Security tax), my effective tax rate was 12.65%. So the rich dude is paying more, percentage-wise, than this firmly middle class taxpayer. I make more than the median income, but I’m far from rich. And I don’t have any issues with Mitt’s taxes. I want someone in office who isn’t there to make connections and become a mega-millionaire. The Obamas will be raking it in like crazy once he’s out of office. Wait for it. And I’m sure they’ll be using offshore accounts, too.

The Romney tax issue is sophistry, pure and simple.

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The late Monday briefs

Seriously? I mean, seriously? They detained a sitting senator because of the TSA security theater bullshit?

I’m not flying again until the TSA is gone.

It’s not anti-Zionism:
When an Islamic cleric calls for the death of Jews, and says he was taken out of context after an outcry is raised, well, hey. It’s not just Zionists he’s talking about.

They’re not even trying to hide it anymore: The Iranians are now openly admitting that southern Lebanon is all theirs, and that Hezbullah are their bitches. And Syria, too, where Hezbullah guarded Bashar al-Assad during his recent public outing. Think we’ll have a world outcry about this? Of course not. They’re too busy dumping in Israeli settlers.

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It was a productive writing day…

but not for the blog.

I wrote and recorded my last-ever Shire Network News segment, and also put down another 1100 words in the novel.

That’s why there were no posts today.

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So does one twinday plus another twinday equal Twinsday?

Years ago, before I was gainfully employed at a full-time job, I used to spend every Thursday with my friend Sarah and her twin toddlers. It started with a “Hey, you want to come to the Farmer’s Market with me?” and became an every Thursday occurrence, keeping up even after I was working full-time. Sarah would just meet me for lunch either at my place of employment, if it was cool, or we’d meet somewhere around it. The kids loved coming to my work, because Genworth and Circuit City had some pretty decent cafeterias. Circuit City was much better, because it was that much bigger.

Well, last week I decided to ask Sarah if Rebecca might want to see Beauty & the Beast with me, since I love musicals, and Ashman and Menken put out several great musicals for Disney (not to mention the off-Broadway smash, Little Shop of Horrors) until Ashman succumbed to AIDS a decade ago. Rebecca was just fine with hanging out with Aunt Meryl. She played with her DSI while I got a haircut, then we saw the movie and had dinner together, then home she went. And then I realized, hey, I’ve had alone time with big brother Jake, and alone time with second-oldest boy Nate, and now with Rebecca–but I couldn’t recall just having some Max and me time.

So today, we went to Laser Quest, where Aunt Meryl and her trusty flanker, Max, kicked butt. We played air hockey (he won). And then we went home and rented Cowboys and Aliens and had some dinner. So now all four have had some Aunt Meryl alone time, and Aunt Meryl got to see two movies she wanted to see, as well as play some laser tag. I love laser tag. It was called Photon in the 80s when I first started playing it, and I liked it so much I was on a team, and we flew to Dallas to learn from the people who invented it. I’d go back on a team in a heartbeat if they had them around here.

All this, and I went to services this morning, too. A good day. A very good day.

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A study in Gracie, and bloggy thoughts

Caught an unusual pose for Gracie this morning, and had to share.

Gracie at rest

She was unusually affectionate today. I picked her up for a “hug” and she didn’t push away with her front paws (she usually hates being held, but will tolerate it for a brief time). And I started calculating her age, as her birthday is March 15th. She will be fifteen years old. This is that cat who I’ve seen near death twice. I did not think she’d outlive Tigger 2. He was healthy; she’s always been sickly. Obviously, I was wrong. I guess she has seven more lives to go. Meantime, Tig 3.0 will be four on February 18th. Yes, it’s been that long. Hey, I celebrated my third anniversary in this condo in September, and in a few weeks, will have been working at Job in Northern VA for five years, as a contractor and staffer.

You know, three of the five things I’ve mentioned in this post came about at least in part due to this blog. I got my condo partly as a result of my job, which I got via a tip from a friend who became one from reading my blog. And I found Tig 3.0 through the advice of a friend at work, who got two Maine Coon cats from Wendy’s Feline Friends and suggested I look there for a Maine Coon kitten. Blogs are amazing. I wonder what else lies in store for me via this blog?

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TANSTAAFL

For some reason, that acronym won’t leave my mind. It probably has something to do with my OD’ing on how badly Obama is screwing up American industry and the economy. Keystone pipeline to lessen our dependence on foreign oil from states like Venezuela, whose dictator President works with our enemy, Iran and insults us at every chance? Forget about it, because the greens that support Obama are more important to his reelection chances than the 20,000 jobs that would have come from laying that pipeline. So now Canada will sell the oil to China, and we’ll keep on propping up Hugo Chavez’s near-dictatorship, which now includes safe houses for Hezbollah terrorists to work hand-in-glove with drug dealers and smugglers to set up a nice little line to the U.S.

So what does “There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch” have to do with our current president?

Everything. Because the form of statism that he wants to impose on this nation is the statism that is bankrupting Europe. No matter how many New York Times columnists declare that Europe is better than the U.S. financially, or that European nations beat us in this statistic or other, the fact remains that the world is teetering on the brink of economic collapse due to the socialist state model. And for the record, every time someone points out that the infant mortality rate of the U.S. is much higher than that of Europe, remember that premature births have a lot to do with that statistic. And many European nations do not report premature births as births, thus lowering their infant mortality rates.

If Barack Obama gets a second term, this nation may never recover. This is a president who excoriated executive signing statements as a senator and candidate, and then pushed them to unconstitutional limits as a president. He has constantly complained that he has to work with Congress, or that he needs to “get around” a Congress that won’t work with him, even as he heads to the golf course for the 91st round of golf since he became president. He has been consolidating power in the presidency like no other that I can think of, and bemoaning that he doesn’t have enough power to do whatever he wants. Because he’s smarter than us, you see, and knows what’s best for this nation of soft people.

So what happens if we continue on this course? Well, in Norway, child services took away a couple’s children for hand-feeding them and letting them sleep in the bed with Mommy and Daddy. The children are one and three. You think that’s far-fetched? Here in the U.S., protective services took a child away from his parents because the child is obese.

TANSTAAFL. Or, as my father used to say: You get what you pay for. As long as the Republican candidate is not Ron Paul, I will be voting Republican this fall. Every one of you who thinks a Republican president will be worse than Obama could not be more wrong.

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Thursday news briefs

Because name-calling is such a great way to make your point: This column in Ha’aretz is titled “Every Jewish mother’s nightmare.” What, that their son/daughter intermarry and don’t raise the children in the faith? That they should, God forbid, die an early death? That they can’t live a long and happy life? No. It’s that they became a Republican. You know what? Not funny. Despicable. And oh yeah, just to make the point even worse: They picture Dean at a gun show, holding a camo rifle. Because guns are even worse than Republicans. Hey, Jewish moms out there? I voted Republican in the last two presidential elections and I own a rifle and a pistol and am looking to buy a shotgun. Fear me!

A true fifth columnist: An Arab-Israeli member of the Knesset talks about how the shahid is the true hero of Palestinians. Well, at least he’s being truthful–he’s for the terrorists, not for Israel.

“They are the shahids who the occupier calls terrorists and we say are fighting for the homeland,” Tibi said during his speech.

But Israeli is an apartheid state, where the Arabs aren’t allowed to vote or take part in politics… oh. Wait. And of course, he denies that he meant he supports suicide bombers. Yeah. Sure.

It’s time for the annual Israel stomp: The UN released its annual report on the condition of Palestinian human rights. Did it point out that women in Ramallah are going on a hunger strike to protest the treatment of women in the Palestinian territories? No. Did it point out that Hamas is no longer letting men cut women’s hair, that Christians can’t worship freely, and that women are being forced to wear “modest” clothing? Nope. What it did do was call the Israeli blockade of Gaza “collective punishment” and go over the list of things that mean, mean Israel is doing to the pure, innocent Palestinians. No mention of that by Ban Ki-Moon, but he sure did go overboard telling the Israelis to freeze settlements.

The Jewish National Fund: Protecting Israelis from snipers. Give generously. The JNF is working with the IDF to plant trees around Israeli border towns to prevent snipers from having easy access to targets. Tell me, what other nation in the world needs to do anything like this? And of course, the mainstream media will ignore this story completely.

The AP whitewashes the Muslim Brotherhood’s attitude on Israel:. But of course they do.

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I’d love to tell you we went dark for the anti-SOPA/PIPA movement

But the truth is, I was too busy to post.

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Tuesday briefs

Yes, this is a real headline: Iran cracks down on moral peril of Barbie peddlers. Seriously. By Reuters. That’s right, the Iranian morality police are making sure Western culture–in the presence of Barbie dolls–doesn’t invade Iran. Because their culture, which executes women for adultery, and men for homosexuality, is so wonderful.

Awesome way to show Iran how much power it has over the U.S. and Israel: In the interests of not escalating tensions with Iran, the U.S. and Israel are postponing missile defense military exercises. Wonderful. Because that will send a message to Iran that the U.S. and Israel are willing to do what it takes to keep Iran from getting its goal of destroying Israel, except when things might worry the Iranians too much.

Toldja no good would come of it: The cyber war continues.

Awwww. Poor, poor, Turks. France is apparently considering a bill that will outlaw genocide denial, which will make it illegal to say that the Turks didn’t try to commit genocide on the Armenians. The Turks are saying that the bill will harm relations with Turkey. Go for it, Frogs! (Hey, the friend of my enemy is still a jerk, sometimes.)

Disgusting still-unrepentant murderer still whitewashed by the AP: One of the murderers of the Fogel family–remember, one of the slain was a three-month-old infant–entered court smiling and unrepentant for the murder. And how does the AP report this? As an “also” at the end of another news article about the failing Israeli-Palestinian talks. At the very end of the article. Where no one will see it, or it will likely get cut.

Also Monday, an Israeli military court sentenced a Palestinian man to five consecutive life sentences in prison for the grisly killing of five members of an Israeli family last March.

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Briefs and then some

Intifada III, or testing the waters? Another Palestinian caught with another lot of pipe bombs. I think it’s the latter.

Sigh. Cyberwar. Hackers striking Israeli sites again, and a retaliation promised. No good is going to come of this, and there will be a lot of collateral damage.

What UN resolution? Ban Ki-Moon was in Lebanon this weekend, praising its adherence to UN Security Council Resolution 1701 which, among other things, demands that Hezbollah give up its arms. So what did Ban say?

He said that 1701 has brought an “unprecedented” degree of relative calm and stability to southern Lebanon, adding that the situation along the so-called Blue Line separating Israel and Lebanon – despite a number of serious incidents – has been largely stable since 2006.

Riiight. And also:

The U.N. Secretary General says he is “deeply concerned” about the military capacity of the Lebanese Hezbollah militant group and lack of progress in its disarmament.

Ban Ki-moon says the presence of any weapons outside Lebanese state authority is “not acceptable.”

The Hezbollah response? Mockery.

“I affirm today, firmly, decisively and with the greatest conviction the choice of armed resistance,” Nasrallah said. “These weapons, along with the Lebanese people and army, are the only guarantee of Lebanon’s protection.”

Mocking a demand by visiting UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon that Hezbollah lay down its weapons, Nasrallah said he was happy that Hezbollah’s military prowess was a cause for concern.

“Your concern, Secretary-General, reassures us and pleases us. What matters to us is that you are worried, and that America and Israel are worried with you,” he said in a televised speech marking a Shia holy day.

The pertinent clause in 1701: “resolutions 1559 (2004) and 1680 (2006), that require the disarmament of all armed groups in Lebanon, so that, pursuant to the Lebanese cabinet decision of July 27, 2006, there will be no weapons or authority in Lebanon other than that of the Lebanese state.”

It’s good to know that Ban is content with the non-compliance of Lebanon’s armed groups. Also note: If this were Israel, there would be thousands of news stories insisting that Israel is in violation of UN resolutions. Nobody notes that Lebanon is in violation of a binding UN Security Council resolution. Well, except for us.

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De nada, Ilse

A Dutch lady spends some time in Israel, while pregnant. She goes through the usual rigmarole of prenatal tests, is diagnosed with some virus which is subsequently taken care of. Eventually, she gives birth to a healthy baby and here it starts: she pens an article The chosen people have to be perfect. It’s her unique way to thank the Israeli medical establishment, I guess. With statements like this:

To be pregnant in Israel is comparable to a military operation. Countless echos and blood tests should produce the perfect baby, nothing can be left to the luck of the draw. The state demands healthy babies and a lot of them too.

Or like this:

What makes things even more emotionally charged is the Israeli demand to produce many children.

Pity I didn’t know about this demand when I came over to Israel so many years ago. I would have recruited a battalion of female volunteers and organized a breeding farm. With self in a easily predictable role, of course. Too late, unfortunately…

Read more in CiF Watch.

One point the author missed: the Arab, Bedouin and all other minorities in Israel are subject to the same “countless” Zionist tests. Which means… but let’s not make the issue too difficult for a Dutch Christian daily, the virulently anti-Zionist lady who authored the article and their grateful readers.

If you wish, you could address Ms Van Heusden at her Facebook page. Here is her thoughtful image:

So, don’t thank us anymore, Ilse. Really.

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

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You just can’t stop watching

Via Vanderleun.

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it

I know it’s probably a bit of a waste of time, but I’d love for all of you to follow this link and then vote down all of the anti-Semitic reviews for this anti-Semitic book listed on Amazon.

And don’t forget to vote this one up.

Surely I can find 200 of my readers to push this reviews out of the five star category. No, it won’t do much. Yes, these are old reviews. But boy, will it piss off the anti-Semites. Especially since it will be Jews doing it, big scary ZOGs that we are.

And pissing off the Jew-haters is always a fun thing to do.

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