The Torah on Shavuot

My rabbi tapped me to carry the Sefer Torah during this morning’s services, something that I haven’t done in a very long time. It’s quite an honor, although the cynical among us point out that one of the ways to achieve a decent crowd on a less-observed holiday is to dole out the honors to as many people as possible.

In any case, the festival service for Shavuot is way shorter than the Big Two, and now that I work at home, I could accept the honor.

It was a small showing, but most of the people there knew the songs and prayers, so everyone took part. I was worried about having to carry the Torah because I sprained my ankle a week or so ago, and it hasn’t quite healed yet. I spent more time standing last night than I should have. So my foot hurt this morning, and I climbed the four steps to the ark with some amount of trepidation, as the Torah is not a light object, and the trip down the stairs was worrying me.

It’s funny, but as soon as I had the Torah in my arms, the pain in my ankle went completely out of my mind. I carried the Torah down the stairs, pain-free, and walked around the congregation and then to the bima, where I put the Torah scroll down. The pain came back later, particularly during the standing portions of the service. But for those few minutes, it didn’t exist.

Every year, my students learn that it takes about thirteen months to make a Torah. The scribe puts an enormous amount of effort into it, and the Torah is written today exactly the same way it was some 2,600 years ago. I have my Hebrew name written on a scrap of parchment that was made for me by a scribe I met at a Jewish Renaissance Festival in New Jersey. I take it out and pass it to my students when we cover the chapter on how a Torah scroll is made. It’s always a huge hit with my students.

I think it’s pretty neat, too.

There is something awe-inspiring about holding a sacred object, and the Torah is our most sacred object. Without the Torah, we’d have no laws. Without the laws, we may as well be idol worshippers.

Hag sameach, and Shavua tov.*

*Shavuot is the festival that celebrates the giving of the Torah at Mount Sinai, as well as the harvest of the first fruits.

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Hamas: Selling gas to Israel is “theft”

You have to hand it to Hamas: At least they’re consistent. Murdering terrorist asshats, but consistent murdering terrorist asshats.

The militant Hamas movement has launched a stinging attack on BG Group and vowed to block a potential £2 billion deal being brokered by the company to supply Palestinian gas to Israel.

The Islamist group told The Times that any agreement would be equivalent to a modern-day “Balfour Declaration” – the British Government statement that formally approved the creation of an Israeli homeland in 1917.

Ziad Thatha, the Hamas economic minister in the Palestinian Government, said: “BG Group is an embarrassment to the Palestinian people.

“When a company sells Palestinian gas to the Zionist occupation, it is similar to acts of theft the Israelis are practising against our land every day.”

Sorry, but the post simply writes itself.

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The war on Hamas: Yeah, it’s working

The IDF says it’s too soon to tell much, but that Hamas has changed its tactics due to the threat of being martyred on the IDF’s terms. (Funny how they say, over and over again, that they love death, and they can’t wait to be martyrs, and yet, when the IDF turns up the heat, Hamasniks turn chicken and run.) The money quote:

“There is no doubt that Hamas is not behaving as it did a week ago, the fact that the organization was targeted many times and the fact that they have several dozen casualties has compelled them to operate differently. The more we persist with our actions, the more results we will see. When we hit the organization hard – a deterrent that will work – then we’ll see the decision to stop the rockets. We need to bring them to the point where they need to make that decision and we are not there yet.”

Keep on keeping on, folks. Every dead terrorist is one less person to launch rockets at Israel.

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Email updates

Folks, I’m not downloading my email to the loaner computer, as I think it’s pretty much a waste of time and energy. What I’m doing is eliminating the spam on the server and moving my email into a waiting folder until I get my laptop back from HP.

If you have something important to tell me, you probably want to send it to me via my gmail account, which is my first name, a dot, my last name, and the usual second half of an email address.

Otherwise, you may as well just send it to me via paper airplane, because that’s about the speed I’m going to get my email.

By the way, you may not want to use the word “lottery” in any emails to me. I’ve decided to filter that one on the server level, joining “Taiwan” on the hit list. “Euro” is just about to go next, but I’m sure someone is eventually going to title an email to me “European blahblahblah,” so I’m holding off.

If you win the lottery, I’m simply never going to hear about it via email.

Tell you what: If you win the lottery, just let me know by hitting the tipjars with the biggest-ever contribution. I’m sure I’ll figure it out from there.

In other site news, I have noticed that not so many of you are watching the kitty movies. This does not mean I will cease making them. It simply means I’m not going to knock myself out getting them up every week. Every other week, probably, or depending on whether or not I’m in the mood to take a movie.

On the other hand, you may be missing some kick-ass commentary if you’re not watching the movies. My next commentary includes my foray into Latin. That’s right, Victor Davis Hanson isn’t the only blogger who can toss the Cicero-ball.

Now there’s an idea. Kitty movies with a Meryl commentary for background. Hm. I wonder if the podcasting world can stand it.

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Israel, the evil purchaser

If Israel is the evil, racist, apartheid, monster state that everyone says it is, why is Israel going to purchase natural gas from the Palestinians?

British gas producer BG Group is making progress in talks about supplying Palestinian gas to Israel from off the Gaza coast but political tensions remain an obstacle to a potential deal, it said on Wednesday.

A deal would have a significant impact on the Palestinian government, which is in the middle of a cash crunch. It would result in $100 million a year in taxes, royalties and equity.

The British newspaper The Times reported that the group was poised to agree on the terms of a $4 billion deal to supply gas to Israel, with representatives from the British energy firm scheduled to meet Israeli negotiators next week.

If Israel were the evil, racist, apartheid, monster state that everyone says it is, she would simply commandeer that part of Gaza that holds the natural gas fields and not pay for it. Funny how that works, though. Israel’s going to seal the deal that can only help the Palestinian economy—well, it would if the leadership weren’t going to steal the money from its people.

The spokesman declined to comment on the estimated value of the 15-20 year project.

Sources close to the negotiations have told Haaretz in the past that the terms of the deal would have to meet defense establishment criteria regarding money transfers to the Palestinian Authority.

At its Gaza Marine site that is in Palestinian hands, BG has found one trillion cubic feet of natural gas.

Israel has said it would like to buy 1.5 billion cubic meters a year of natural gas from BG, as the country aims to increase its natural gas consumption.

I would love to hear the answer to these questions from, say, Adam Shapiro. But then, he’s too busy calling Israel a racist, evil, apartheid, warmongering state to notice that Israel is perfectly willing to get along with the Palestinians. It’s the Palestinians who don’t want to get along with Israel.

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Charles is right: VOA is now anti-Israel

The Voice of America is supposed to be a relatively unbiased, if not pro-America, news site. I’ve quoted it from time to time. Yesterday, Charles pointed out an extremely slanted VOA piece on the poll of American Muslims.

He’s not wrong about VOA’s slant. Look at the headline and blurb on this article.

Israel Launches Air Strikes on Gaza Amid New Truce Effort
Israel has launched fresh air strikes in the Gaza Strip, wounding at least seven Palestinians. As Robert Berger reports from VOA’s Jerusalem bureau, the attacks occurred as Palestinian leaders pushed for a new truce.

Let us remember that Israel is attacking terrorists because they have been firing rockets at civilians incessantly, and because they stepped up their efforts with the deliberate intent of drawing Israeli fire so they could stop fighting each other. The cease-fire that the Palestinians are working toward is not one with Israel. It’s an internal one. They are also using the current fighting as an excuse to try to get Israel to stop arresting terrorists in the West Bank.

And when you read the facts of the story, nothing is justifying the headline.

Israeli aircraft attacked targets of the Islamic militant group Hamas across Gaza including suspected weapons factories and warehouses and other facilities. Now in its second week, the air campaign is aimed at halting Palestinian rocket attacks. More than 150 rockets have fallen on Israel over the past week, leaving the border community of Sderot a virtual ghost town.

The rockets keep falling despite the air strikes, but Israeli spokeswoman Miri Eisen says a major ground assault on Gaza is not on the table.

So there is no cease-fire, really. Rockets are still falling on Israel. The terrorists are lying. And the VOA is carrying their lies.

There is not a single quote from an Israeli regarding this supposed cease-fire. There is only a quote from Eisen talking about how futile Israel’s attempts to stock the rocket fire have been. But there are a lot of Palestinian quotes, and a lot of information from the Palestinian point of view.

In a bid to end the fighting, moderate Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas traveled from the West Bank to Gaza for talks with Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh of Hamas. They are trying to restore a Gaza cease-fire with Israel that collapsed last week after a five-month lull in violence.

That “lull in violence” included near-daily rocket attacks on Sderot and the Negev, failed suicide bombings, shootings, stabbings, and the regular planting of bombs along the Gaza fence. That is what the mainstream media consider a “lull.”

Palestinian negotiator Saeb Erekat says the current fighting is not in the interest of either side.

“I don’t know to who’s[sic] interest [is it] to undermine the cease-fire?” asked Erekat. “To who’s[sic] interest [is it] to push back to the cycle of violence and counter-violence?”

It’s good to know that the editors at the VOA don’t know the difference between “whose” and “who’s.” Here’s a hint. Break the word down to “who is.” If the sentence makes no sense, use “whose.”

Schmucks.

The old “cycle of violence” yawner is out. Once again: Sderot residents—not firing rockets at Beit Hanoun. Palestinian terrorists—firing rockets at Sderot. What, exactly, is the cycle of violence? When Israel defends herself from rocket attacks.

And here we get to the meat of the matter: Hamas is trying once again to get the world to say that there is no cease-fire because it doesn’t include the West Bank. And what is the IDF doing in the West Bank? Arresting terrorists, killing them when they come out shooting, breaking up suicide bomb attacks, dismantling weapons factories—in other words, everything that hurts terrorists. Of course Hamas wants Israel to stop. They want to launch successful attacks on Israel again. That the VOA publishes the following paragraph, which uncritically repeats the terrorists demands and gives them the patina of rationality, does not speak well for the VOA.

The Palestinians have offered to halt the rocket attacks if Israel would extend the Gaza cease-fire to also include the West Bank. But Israel rejects the proposal on grounds that West Bank raids are necessary to prevent suicide bombings in Israeli cities. Palestinian militants say that leaves them no choice but to keep fighting.

You see? The terrorists have no choice but to keep fighting because Israel refuses to stop arresting terrorists and preventing them from murdering Israelis. Nice, VOA.

Time to start a letter-writing campaign. Since when have our government media outlets become propagandists for terrorists?

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Say goodbye to the HP

Or at least, to all but the HD.

I’ll be on my loaner computer from now until I get this one back. That’s assuming I can get the hard drive out. It’s a little more difficult than I’d thought. And the tech drones in Mumbai are not all that much help.

Update: Yikes. IE v6.

So, I sent off my computer and copied all of the necessary files onto my new portable HD, except I forgot something important. Mom just went in for hip surgery and I forgot to print out the email with the contact phone numbers.

I hate when I do things like that.

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Iranian FM tells Arabs to shun Israel

Color me unsurprised.

Mullahs on Monday warned Arab countries not to make any concessions towards Israel. ‘The Zionist regime (Israel) is in one of its weakest situations, especially after the military failure in Lebanon which caused an earthquake within the regime,’ Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki told the Al-Alam television.

‘Therefore one should be careful not to make any concessions or grant any advantages to a regime which is on the verge of collapse,’ Mottaki said in the interview with the Arab-language news network affiliated to Iran’s state television.

He reiterated that Iran has in the last three decades refused to acknowledge Israel as a sovereign state and would do so in the future.

Sure! Let’s negotiate with these creeps. Let them get nuclear weapons power. They won’t use it for evil! Nope. Not at all.

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Tigger Tuesday Movie

Another quick Tigger movie for the catbloggers who read this site.

It occurs to me that I have been in Virginia far too long. My New Jersey accent is nowhere to be seen in this movie.

I really, really, really need to get back north for a few days.

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The attacks on Hamas are working

They’re running scared.

A senior Hamas official said Tuesday that the group would consider talks on a cease-fire, if Israel first stopped its “mad attacks.”

“The aggression must stop so we can talk about a comprehensive cease-fire,” said Ahmed Youssef, an aide to Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh of Hamas. “The government is working on expanding the truce. This is a national interest.”

Hamas terrorists have turned off their cell phones and gone into hiding. The leadership is worried that there’s a Hellfire missile out there for each of them. Most assuredly, there is. If the idiots in charge of Israel let the IDF keep this up, you will see a lessening of the effectiveness of Hamas.

They don’t ask for cease fires unless they’re feeling the heat. This time, no deal, says Tzipi Livni.

Here’s hoping they mean it.

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May is CF Awareness Month

Sarah has the details. She also has Max, who has CF, and who drew this great picture of SuperDog.

If you were thinking of donating to a charity this month, I would suggest the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation.

They are making amazing strides in research, and seem to be quite close to a cure. Which will be great news for Max, because we want him around for a long, long time.

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Nameless woman dies in Sderot rocket attack

The AP can’t find the woman’s name, even though the Israeli press can. Her name was Shirel Feldman, and she was 32 years old. Her car was hit by a “crude, homemade” rocket fired by Palestinian terrorists. A man was hit by shrapnel. That would be sharp piece of metal and ball bearings, put in the rockets to create as much damage as possible. Seventeen rockets were fired at Sderot on Monday.

The AP headline and lead, though, are all about Israel “escalating” the “violence.”

Israel Hints It May Target Hamas Leaders
Israeli-Palestinian violence escalated dangerously Monday when Israel killed five militants in airstrikes and hinted Hamas political leaders could be their next target. A rocket fired from Gaza killed an Israeli woman, inviting a harsh response.

The woman was the first Israeli to die in a Palestinian rocket attack since November.

Even before the fatal salvo, Hamas leaders feared for their safety. They turned off their cell phones, stayed out of official vehicles and reduced their movements as militant groups declared a state of emergency.

Notice the angle of the article: Hamas leaders fear for their safety at the hands of the vicious Israelis, who are rocketing them because “only” one Israeli has been killed by a rocket since November.

At sundown Monday, a Palestinian rocket hit a car and set it on fire in Sderot, about a mile from Gaza. The woman died en route to the hospital and two others were wounded in the attack. Both Hamas and Islamic Jihad claimed responsibility.

Deaths in rocket attacks often trigger a harsh Israeli response.

Because gee, what other nation would get upset when its citizens were being rocketed on a daily basis?

I hate the AP. And while I’m at it, Steve Erlanger and the New York Times suck, too. Notice the moral equivlance of this headline. Because terrorists murdering Israeli civilians is just like the Israeli army taking out terrorists trying to murder Israeli civilians.

Israel and Palestinian Militants Carry Out Deadly Attacks
The Israeli Air Force continued its strikes in Gaza on Monday, killing four members of Islamic Jihad who the Israeli Army said were preparing to launch rockets against Israel, and one member of Hamas at what it said was a bomb-making factory.

Notice that the Times doesn’t name the victim, either. Shirel Feldman. Her name means “God’s song.”

Hamas is now saying that they’ll stop the rocket fire if Israel stops targeting their terrorists in the West Bank. Repeat after me, Hamassholes: No. Effing. Way.

I wish the IDF the best of luck in targeting Hamas’ leaders.

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Heroes season finale open thread

Because you know you want it.

I spent much of the last ten minutes yelling at the television. While sitting on the edge of my seat.

I love this show.

Loved most of the finale. Not all. Just most.

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The five-second rule rulez

Actually, it should be the thirty-second rule.

Working under the supervision of assistant professor Anne Bernhard, the two cell-and-molecular biology students experimented with samples of wet food (apple slices) and dry food (Skittles candy); food samples were left on the floor for various intervals, then analyzed for contamination, the college said.

According to Goettsche and Moin, the results of their research showed that people can wait as long as 30 seconds to pick up wet foods and even longer for dry foods.

Another potential finding perhaps: Either rogue bacteria don’t particularly like Skittles or the candies are impervious to their immediate depredations; in the students’ research, nearly five minutes elapsed before Skittles on the floor showed a bacterial presence.

Huh. Wonder how M&M’s would fare.

In any case: Cool! Thirty-second rule. Eat that floor food, folks!

Via Solly.

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My humble apologies all around

My dear readers, all five or six of you: I must apologize for a post that was published an hour or so ago, while the ink is still drying.

In this unfortunate and unforgivable post, titled “Hamas – redefining chutzpa”, I have tried to show that Hamas is the leader in the chutzpa business of our days. And I could not have been more wrong.

And this, I have to confess, comes from my laziness and lack of attention to the Guardian, my favorite source of adrenalin. And here it comes – pure, unadulterated chutzpa, the likes of which are not yet discovered by the eggheads:

The Palestinian president, Mahmoud Abbas, today urged the US to ask Israel to halt its military escalation. Mr Abbas made his appeal as Israeli aircraft struck Gaza for a second day running. The Palestinian Wafa news agency said it had come in a phone call to the US secretary of state, Condoleezza Rice. He was quoted by Wafa as asking Ms Rice “to stop the Israeli military escalation against our people and continue their efforts to push the peace process forward”.

Do you see now how wrong I have been? And I must offer my profuse apologies to the good folks of Hamas.

But… on the other hand… let me have another take…

After all, what is Mr Abbas saying? Only that the cruel Zionists interfere with the birthright of his Hamas brethren in Gaza to lob Qassams at their neighbors on the other side of the border. Doesn’t it make sense? Let’s read this again: “to stop the Israeli military escalation against our people and continue their efforts to push the peace process forward“. Doesn’t it mean, in fact that we, the Zionists, are hindering the rocket scientists’ effort to push the peace process forward?

I believe that I must apologize before the good old Mr Abbas too. It is the IDF, the bloodthirsty IDF that interferes after all, and not Mr Abbas who does not give a flying donut about the Qassams, if truth be told. Now it is crystal clear to me.

Or is it?

After all, IDF does what Hamas wants it to do, namely providing Hamas an opportunity to play out the Green Helmet scenario in Gaza and to show to the world that unspeakable cruelty of… but we have been there already.

So – my apologies are extended to IDF as well. But I am in a quandary now. Aside of me, Hamas, Abbas and IDF, who is left to blame? Could is possibly be me?

It could, I am afraid, but I shall leave it for now and go get a nap. It will be another day tomorrow.

Cross-posted on SimplyJews.

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