Is Arab opinion turning?

Hosni Mubarak told Ha’aretz that Hamas will never make peace with Israel, and that Egypt is working to end Hamas’ control over the Palestinian Authority.

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak expressed great concern over the increasing strength of Hamas in talks with senior diplomatic officials on Wednesday, declaring that the organization will never sign a peace agreement with Israel, Haaretz has learned.

He said that the Egyptian government is at a loss regarding the future of the Gaza Strip. However, he also proclaimed that Egypt is making great efforts to end the Hamas government and support Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas.

“With Hamas no way,” he reportedly said.

And it looks like he’s serious about it.

Mubarak painted a dark picture of the situation with Hamas and said there was no chance for peace with the organization. “Hamas will never sign a peace agreement with Israel if it stays in power,” the Egyptian president said.

Mubarak also said that Egypt did not accept Hamas in power, especially in light of its growing ties with the Muslim Brotherhood, which leads the opposition in Egypt. Mubarak sees the Brotherhood, which gained considerable power in Egypt’s last parliamentary elections, as a threat to secular power.

Egypt has begun barring senior Hamas leaders from entering Egypt due to concerns over their contacts with the Muslim Brotherhood.

Meantime, a Saudi diplomat actually said the Palestinians need to stop attacking Israel. (Yeah, I did a double-take, too, when I first read that.)

Saudi diplomat Turki Al-Faisal Al-Saud on Saturday urged Palestinians to stop shedding each other’s blood, and also called on them to stop directing their weapons towards Israel.

“Our Palestinian brothers have to stop fighting not just with each other,” al-Saud told reporters at the Jordan-based World Economic Forum.

“I would also call them to stop fighting Israel with military methods.”

Put me in the “Not buying it” category over this one. And the “I’ll Believe It When I See It In Arabic.”

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Hamas – redefining chutzpa

Noun: chutzpa

(Yiddish) unbelievable gall; insolence; audacity

This word is used quite widely in United States, and usually quite correctly. These days Hamas is giving this word a dimension of its own, pushing the envelope in a way hitherto undreamed of.

It was easy to see the first goal Hamas pursued by starting to pummel Israel by Qassams nine or ten days ago: turning attention from the internecine feud and killing. Instead of being seen by their own and by the whole world more clearly for what they are, which is bloody gang of murderous fanatics, Hamas has decided to switch the attention to the trick they do best, which is a) provoke Israel into action and b) start playing victims.

Hamas already succeeded in the distraction exercise, it is not for nothing that their regular cheerleaders of Indy have to mention this:

Other recent truces have been short-lived but Hamas spokesman Fawzi Barhoum said he expected this one to stick because of Israel’s military action. “No one would accept to fight one another while the Israelis are shelling Gaza,” he said.

(As a side remark, the article that is the source of this quote is titled Israeli jets strike ‘Hamas targets’ in Gaza. Notice the quotation marks – after all, it is known that the only target these bloodthirsty Israelis have is little defenseless children…)

Now the next step of Hamas leaders is to heat up the rhetorics in the hope that the other side will get sufficiently mad to step up the attacks. See how it is done:

A senior Hamas figure in Gaza was quoted Monday as urging Palestinian factions to “continue to fight the Jews until the last of them is gone from Palestine.” In an interview with Hamas Television quoted on Israel Radio, Nizar Riyan, a leading member of the Islamic group’s political wing, said: “It is a definite decision within the organization that Israel will be removed from the map, to be replaced by a Palestinian state.”

What would be the sense in declaring a goal that could not be possibly achieved by this gang and not a single one of them believes in? Very simple: as the attacks by IDF escalate, the chances of innocent bystanders being hit grow exponentially. And the bloody ghouls of Hamas just pray for more blood of their own kin, using every innocent victim to the best of their considerable PR ability.

In fact, the exploitation of the merest photo op has already started, here it comes:

A Palestinian man reacts as the injured and dead are brought to hospital following an IAF missile strike in Gaza City, Sunday.
Photo: AP

Does it look familiar? Don’t worry, your friendly and responsive reporters from AP, Reuters, BBC and others are ready to bring you more on the horrors and Israeli atrocities. Not that there were that many of them in Sderot lately.

But on the other hand – unlike IDF, the Qassam rocket scientists could not care less where their sewage pipes fall, so if I were a journalist I would think twice before deciding in favor of Sderot over Gaza.

So – expect in a few days, if not sooner, the first headlines on the Israeli high tech cruelty, disproportional use of violence, blah blah blah ad infinitum.

Just don’t try to say: “but they started it!” Waste of time…

Cross-posted on SimplyJews.

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Sderot: The city of rocket attacks

Sderot Media Center is a new website that is trying to get the word out. But the media isn’t listening. Here’s an idea for us all: Send letters to your local news and TV stations with the URL to Sderot Media Center, and especially to this article, which is an account by an American of what it’s like to be in Sderot during a rocket attack. It’s the one I excerpted last week. It needs to be seen, again and again.

The first ‘TSEVA ADOM’ alarm went off as I was across the street from my office, borrowing a friend’s computer on the fourth floor of an apartment building. Like usual, we stepped into the corridor – the safest place in the house – and waited. 15…14…13…I had gotten to twelve when I heard the screaming. A type of scream I couldn’t recognize, half laughter, half terror, complete madness. 11…10…it fell. Maybe a block away at most. Everyone in the apartment raced outside, and it wasn’t until 30 seconds later – when I woke from my daze – that I realized the screaming hadn’t stopped. I was about to step outside to join the rest when, ‘TSEVA ADOM’. Again. 15…14…I had barely reached 13 when it crashed, shaking my entire body – half a block away.

My phone rang: it was my boss Natasha, telling me to immediately come back to the office, as the fourth floor of any building was not safe. I grabbed my roommate Jackie who had come with me for the day, curious about my work in Sderot, and together we ran back across the street, as quickly as we could – into the office. Natasha looked us over, then asked if we had heard the scream. She explained that a young mother was pushing her child in a stroller, when the first ‘tseva adom’ alarm went off. Rationally speaking, she would have had enough time to pick up her child and rush with him into a nearby basement. But instead, she toppled over the stroller, child inside, and herself fell to the ground – screaming. She did not cease until Natasha and the others who ran out of the apartment lifted her and her child, and carried her into a neighbor’s apartment. How often have you read about Sderot’s ‘anxiety victims’? What do you picture – heightened blood pressure, breathing at a faster pace? No – it is this woman’s body, convulsing, flailing. It is her inability to think or move rationally – to protect her child. She was only able to collapse, hitting the ground, as if the tremor of her beating fists would keep away the Kassam.

Please help get the word out. Email these links to your favorite bloggers as well. If the world media won’t do it, perhaps a grass-roots campaign will. The Palestinians have been rocketing Sderot for six years. More than 6,000 rockets have landed in Sderot. More than 2,000 were fired after Israel evacuated Gaza. More than 140 rockets have been fired in the last six days.

There have been exactly zero UN resolutions regarding Sderot. No emergency sessions have been called by the UN to investigate the Sderot attacks. The UN, in fact, has never to my knowledge so much as mentioned Sderot. The new Secretary-General, Ban Ki Moon, issued exactly one line in a statement recently that doesn’t even mention Sderot by name:

Equally unacceptable is the firing by Palestinian militants of rockets into Israel, targeting and injuring civilians.

He finds it “unacceptable” that the Palestinians are rocketing Sderot. He doesn’t “deplore” or “strongly condemn” it. He simply finds it—unacceptable.

Well, I do too, but I’m not the head of the United Nations. I’m just a blogger, asking for your help, to try to get the world to start doing more than simply saying tsk-tsk to the terrorist rocketing of Sderot—for six years.

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Egyptian Coptic Pope: Anti-Semitism is all right with me

Well, isn’t this special:

THE LEADER of the Coptic Church, Pope Shenouda III of Alexandria told Egyptian television last month the Western Churches were wrong to exonerate Jews for the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, and criticised recent statements apologising for Christian anti-Semitism.

In an interview with Dream 2 TV broadcast on April 8, Shenouda was asked if the Coptic Church would follow the lead of the Western Christian churches. Shenouda responded that the Christian Churches had “done nothing that warrants an apology,” adding he believed the apologies were being “done for appearance’s sake.”

Asked whether Jews were “Christ-killers”, responsible for the crucifixion, Shenouda stated, “The New Testament says that they are,” and asked rhetorically whether the Vatican was “against the teachings of the New Testament?”

But wait, there’s more: The Pople is afraid of sheer contact with the wicked Jews:

Shenouda stated he had banned Copts from visiting Israel for fear they will “be influenced by the Israeli media, and we will not be able to prevent this. Who knows what ideas they will return with?”

So let’s see. The Muslims in Egypt hate the Jews. The Muslims in Egypt also hate the Christians in Egypt, though many pretend they do not. (See: Laws affecting the building of churches in Egypt.) And now, the leader of Egyptian Christians is saying that it’s okay to hate the Jews. It’s like Tom Lehrer sings:

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,
And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Hindus hate the Moslems,
And everybody hates the Jews.

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A news quiz

A multiple choice question for you all.

1) The IDF fired into a crowd of terrorists; eight people were killed. Hamas, of course, claims they were all civilians (which is uncritically repeated by the media).

2) The Lebanese army fought with a group called “Fatah Islam”; 39 people were killed, and civilians were hurt in the crossfire.

3) Another Iranian Foreign Minister issues a statement delegitimizing Israel, effectively saying it doesn’t deserve to be on the map, let alone wiped off it.

Now, the question: Which one do you think is going to get the most play in the world media?

Oh, come on. Like I need to give you the answer?

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Haveil Havalim: Back at Jack’s Shack

Or should I say, “Back at Jack’s Shack, Mac!”

I’m too tired to get there tonight. You all do me a favor: Go read at least one link and then post about it in the comments.

C’mon. This is a blog. Readers are supposed to take part in the conversation, right?

Right?

People?

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Follow the smell…

In a few days, when various human rights groups and assorted Israel-bashers start the outcry against Israeli military escalation in the Gaza strip and the inevitable innocent bystanders falling prey to our attacks on the Hamas, Jihad, Popular Resistance Committee and other gangs of the Gazan alphabet soup of wannabe martyrs, let’s remember the story of the recent strife in a few easy steps:

  1. The ever smoldering enmity between Hamas and Fatah, exacerbated by the family feuds, erupts into several clashes and in a few days becomes an open warfare between these two biggest factions wrestling for power in Gaza.
  2. It looks at first that Hamas have the upper hand, but some more informed observers consider the outcome far from certain, some even suggesting that Fatah units are winning.
  3. Tens of people, including completely uninvolved bystanders, are killed, hundreds wounded.
  4. Seeing the initiative being taken away, with the merest semblance of Hamas-led statehood becoming a travesty, Hamas does what Hamas does best – turning the attention to the common enemy. The rocket scientists of Gaza open their warehouses, where the latest calm allowed them to accumulate a sizable reserve of ready to launch sewage pipes filled by explosives (after all, the area is entering a dry period, and another sewage flood is not expected till November, at least).
  5. Israeli government, torn between the various response options, each one worse than another and consumed by its own frailty, elects the pinpoint IAF attacks on the Qassam launch teams.
  6. Unfortunately, there are inexhaustible reserves of the launch teams (there is no need for a prolonged training) and the sewage piping, apparently prepared in huge quantities in advance or being ripped out of the ground on the go.
  7. At the moment it seems that the rocket scientists became completely autonomous, disregarding their political branch and the elected PM Ismail Haniyeh and even the real capo di capi in Damascus – Khaled Meshaal.
  8. During the last 7 days around 130 Qassams landed in the Western Negev, terrorizing the citizens of Sderot and other communities bordering the Gaza strip.

Where does it lead? Israel is not submitting any formal protests against the relentless bombardment, probably expecting the public opinion getting there on its own (a stupid plan if there ever were one). Right, the Pope issued a condemnation. On the other hand, the Pope also “appealed in God’s name for Jerusalem to use moderation“. Meaning the famous “proportional response”, probably.

The game plan followed by Hamas is clear in the short term. To distract attention of the Gazan street from the internal strife and to focus it on the common target – this works most of the time, especially when the inevitable civilian victims will start coming to the emergency rooms. And even if they don’t: what is the difference between a dead civilian and a dead terrorist, aside of the gun and the ammo belt?

The long term goal of the current round of violence is something that is more difficult to see. Hamas may make a serious mistake, not taking into account that our weak leaders are more prone to rash decisions and that IDF may be sent into Gaza. Unlike the leaders, IDF will come prepared, and the consequences of a full-scale invasion of the Gaza strip will be not necessarily beneficial to the Hamas gang, including its “political” figureheads. Unless martyrdom is the ultimate goal of this crowd.

There is no telling what turn the events in the near future will take, but there does not seem to be a bloodless scenario on offer.

And this may be indeed what Hamas is counting on. But meanwhile, the sewage in Gaza flows free, unfettered by the unnecessary pipes…

Cross-posted on SimplyJews.

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Shire Network News is up

Update (after having actually listened to the podcast): It’s another really excellent one. We’ve hit our stride. Go listen and enjoy. Tomer made me laugh. A lot. Wicked sense of humor, that boy.

Stolen shamelessly from the SNN podcast site:

Podcast attends Indoctrinate U

Shire Network News is back after a two-week hiatus, raring to go and firing on all cylinders. “Tom Paine” in Melbourne sits in for Brian of London at the anchor desk, due to a family bereavement. Brian should be back next week.

The feature interview this week is with filmmaker Evan Coyne Maloney, whose documentary, “Indoctrinate U” , examines the extent of political bias in American higher education.

We have a commentary from Laurence Simon on the death of Jerry Falwell (he’s not a big fan), Doug Payton tells us which Palestinian mouse is the leader of the gang that slays for you and me, and controversial commentator Tomer Israeli congratulates Serbia and utterly ruins a minutes silence for the Nakba. Splendid.

In Blog News, Senator Hillary Clinton, she of the changing political positions, hairstyles and even accents, appeals to visitors to he website to vote on what her campaign song should be. The temptation proves too overwhelming for Tom.

Senator Fred Thompson takes on Michael Moore. You need to guess at the result? Tom’s brother in New Zealand sums it up.

The Palestinian civil war continues in the Gaza Strip. Meh.

The World Wide Fund for Nature says the planet has five years left to avert climate change catastrophe. Once again, meh.

John Bolton is interviewed about Iraq on the BBC. The results are…as you might expect. They may have the blood hosed off the walls by the end of the weekend, but those carpets are going to have to be replaced entirely.

A Gitmo detainee alleges “mental torture” by evil AkeriKKKan guards due to…er… unscented soap and balls that are not fully inflated. Oh the humanity!

If you enjoy this podcast, why not share it with your friends? Send a link to Shire Network News to anyone you know who might also get a kick out of robustly-expressed free opinion. And e-mail the big bloggers about us, get them to link to us, we’ve been ignored for long enough!

Laurence Simon is currently brandishing his spear and shield on this very topic at his blog…

There’s been an absence of support from conservative/right-wing bloggers and podcasters out there for Shire Network News, with most of them engaging in the usual mutual-admiration society circle-jerk around a certain falling star of a hub site named after bedwear.

It’s time to fight for survival.

Y’all know how much to promote stuff, but I’m ready to flood the zone of IMs, emails, Twitter, Jaiku, Digg, and other networks to get this son of a bitch out there in the open.

And y’all need to be a part of that, or this thing is going to be the best damn podcast nobody’s ever heard, and it’s going to ultimately podfade from lack of support.

We will recruit Reynolds. We will recruit Malkin. We will recruit Hawkins. We will recruit Althouse. We will recruit Graham. We will recruit Moxie. (Howard Dean scream)

We will recruit them all and take the hill with mightiness unseen since the rise of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones!

Survival is at stake. Greatness and glory, or an untimely and unjust demise.

ARE YOU WITH ME, SPARTA?????????????????????

Er…well, quite. So go and do what he says, okay? You don’t want Lair coming after you, trust me. SNN is the premier center-right political podcast in the English speaking world, we’ve been around for two years now, but the big bloggers seem to to realise we exist. Help us change their minds, okay?

From Meryl: Plug this one, people.

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Another school year ends

I have just finished the last of my students’ progress reports. That’s what they call report cards for Hebrew School these days.

I am done with my paperwork obligations. Finished. Completed.

All I have to do is get through two hours of class tomorrow, one hour of awards assembly, give each of the students an hour of rock climbing at the rock climbing gym, give H. her Jeep ride, and my obligations for the 2006-2007 Religious School year are done.

I’m actually much happier that the progress reports are finished than anything else. The rest of the stuff is a snap. I’ll snag half the parents tomorrow and arrange a rock climbing day, then get the rest of them. Two groups of four kids each. As for Hannah and the Jeep ride, I already let her father know he messed me up by having the nerve to have a family obligation tomorrow instead of going to the picnic, where I would have given his daughter the Jeep ride. So he feels guilty and will meet me somewhere on the next free, sunny day.

Yup. School year is almost finished. As soon as b’nai mitzvah season is over (third week in June), I’ll also have my weekends back. But at least I can start sleeping in again on Sundays. Aaah. I can feel the relaxation setting in already. Free until next September. Then it starts all over again, with the class that is currently terrorizing the school. (It’s the largest and the most, shall we say, enthusiastic.) ((Okay, when they leave, I say, “Third grade stampede!” and my students wait until it subsides before they exit our classroom. And may I say, NFW will that be happening next year.)) (((And when I say “NFW,” I mean, “N.F.W.” I have already made my presence known to the third graders on the subject of their behavior.)))

Well, I have all summer to recharge for that challenge. When all is said and done, they’re still only nine years old. And I have Authority Voice down pat. Last week, I spent the afternoon with Sarah and Larry and the kids watching Max’s T-Ball game. Game’s over, we’re getting ready to leave, and Nate wants me to watch him do this neat thing, which turns out to be swinging around a pole on the edge of a hill and leaping downward. “Ah, Nate—that’s a really dangerous thing to do and you can’t be doing that again,” I said. Sarah backed me up on that, and Nate was chagrined. Max had seen all this, but had not heard Sarah and me tell Nate what a dumb idea that was, and because he idolizes Nate and wants to do everything Nate does, Max grabbed the pole and started to swing. “Max, NO!” I said loudly, basically in unison with Sarah. Then I turned to her and said, “Sorry. Instinct.” She was fine with it.

Mommy Voice. You don’t have to be a mom to have one.

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Another one doing a Gibson?

There is no such thing as bad publicity, they say. Whoever they may be, they are unquestionably right. Mel Gibson has proved it exceedingly well, making an outlandish and, as most viewers agree, boring opus into a center of a heated public brawl for months before its first screening. And no matter how many eggs were thrown in his face, his bank account paid for all the detergent necessary to do a thorough cleaning job.

And here comes another wannabe Mel, creating another brouhaha around an opus that, frankly, I am not going to hold my breath for:

Cannes is smacking its lips in anticipation of filmmaker and provocateur Michael Moore’s latest jeremiad against the US administration, which receives its premiere at the film festival today. Sicko, a documentary tackling the state of American healthcare, focuses on the pharmaceutical giants, and particularly on health insurers.

That Cannes is smacking its lips goes without saying. Anything showing US in a bad light will have the Cannes public in throes of a multiple orgasm. And of course, who else but the esteemed expert in weaving half-truths into another provocation that will appeal to the right kind of public?

The Gibson prepared by the fatso and his producer this time is definitely a new one:

Now, according to movie mogul Harvey Weinstein, whose Weinstein Company is behind the film, the US government is attempting to impound the negative.

And what, pray, would be the reason for such an extraordinary move by the ‘US government’?

In March, Moore travelled to the Caribbean island with a group of emergency workers from New York’s Ground Zero to see whether they would receive better care under the Castro regime than they had under George Bush. He had applied for permission to travel in October 2006 and received no reply.

In a letter dated May 2, the treasury department notified Moore that it was investigating him for unlicensed travel to Cuba, or, as the missive put it, engaging in “travel-related transactions involving Cuba.”

Do you see in the above any reference to the movie? Is it the movie that has broken the law or its “creator”? Why in the whole blue world should the treasury decide to impound the movie, instead of bringing a forklift to transport Mr Moore somewhere for investigation?

And, as it is widely known, quite a few Americans travel to Cuba for this or another reason, sometimes just out of being ornery, and I do not remember seeing American jails overflowing with the inmates who has stepped over this particular line.

Anyways, if the whole story does not smell fishy to you, it may have something to do with an olfactory impediment. Otherwise, it is a lame Gibson, if you ask me. And the best proof is:

Weinstein appeared to be enjoying the brouhaha that the film is stirring up before it has even screened. “I’ve already told the Treasury that they are saving me money on advertising.”

Indeed. Now to this new troublesome child by the trailblazer of the “new age of documentary”.

To say that American health care system is perfect and does not have its woes would be stupid. Anyone who has experienced the insurance companies’ tender care knows what it is all about. But what is the alternative touted by Moore? Even Charlotte Higgins, the author of the article, seems to have been taken aback by the idiocy of that:

The health secretary, Patricia Hewitt, may be surprised by Moore’s ringing – if strictly speaking, factually inaccurate – endorsement for the NHS. “The poorest Brit is healthier and lives longer than the wealthiest American,” he said.

Strictly speaking, indeed. Strictly speaking is not the term one would use in relation to the Moore’s “documentaries”, that’s true. But this overwhelming comparison to the British NHS, hilarious as it might be, is just an appetizer. You see, it is the shining example of Cuban health care system that Moore had in mind embarking on this new venture.

The three sources: Wiki, CANF (the Cuban American source) and its opposite – the Cuba Solidarity site – will give you a general picture of goings-on in Cuban health care system, try to reach your own judgment. But the result is not pretty, and to expect that an already indoctrinated person will come back, after his charges receive a preferential treatment in one of the Cuban clinics for the privileged, to present an objective picture, would be a bit too much…

And let us not forget for a second the inimitable style of Mr Moore:

Of his journalistic style, he said: “It’s the op-ed page. You don’t say that’s not journalism. I present my opinion, my take on things, based on indisputable facts. They could be wrong. I think they’re right.”

If a person challenging the fatso’s bluff were looking for a better way to demolish him, I doubt that this person could have found a better way than just quoting the above confession. Indeed, “indisputable facts that could be wrong” summarizes the whole body of work by Moore better than anything else ever said or written.

However, let’s not forget the author of the article, Charlotte Higgins. In her haste to publish she, how to say it gently, was a bit too free with her facts:

The rightwing backlash has spawned a number of documentaries questioning his methods, including Rick Caine and Debbie Melnyk’s Manufacturing Dissent.

Rick Caine and Debbie Melnyk would be mightily surprised reading this, Ms Higgins. In their worst dreams they did not see being classified as a rightwingers.

Melnyk and Caine have stated that when they first sought to make a film about Moore, they held great admiration for what he had done for the documentary genre and set out to make a biography of him. During the course of their research, however, they became disenchanted with Moore’s tactics.

See, Ms Higgings – you really don’t want to follow in Moore’s steps, publishing “indisputable facts that could be wrong”. Or do you?

Cross-posted on SimplyJews.

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Saturday catblogging

A rare twofer. Gracie is in her nest, playing with her toy, and Tig comes along to see how much he can piss her off by trying to play with her toy, which he is usually uninterested in. Note the expression on her face. It doesn’t take much.

Gracie and Tig

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Time out for a TV break

Finales. I liked one, hated the other.

Twenty-two episodes into the seventh season, they finally get the spirit of Gilmore Girls right—just as it ends. Which makes about two or three shows worth watching the entire year. (One of the others was when Emily got arrested. That was a hoot.)

Stupid WB. Stupid CW. They never should have fired Amy Sherman-Palladino. If they hadn’t, the Gilmore Girls would still be going strong, and would not have been the show that I taped for a month before finally getting around to watching the episodes prior to the series finale.

Well, at least they got rid of Logan and gave Rory a spine again. And almost turned Luke back into Luke, instead of that wuss he’s been for over a year. But still, every time I see an old episode, I notice the vast chasm between the show-that-was and the show that it became. Wow, this season sucked. Black-hole level sucking.

I need a new show to fill the gap. Something good better come up next season. A good chick-flick for TV, like Men in Trees. Only better.

I seriously doubt it’s going to be the Grey’s Anatomy spinoff. If that pilot episode had been any more boring, I would have taped it and prescribed it to myself for insomnia.

And while I’m on the subject of Grey’s Anatomy:

Hi. Do you know me? I’m Shonda Rhimes. I’m the creator and executive producer of one of the most popular shows on the air. It’s about these doctors, see, and their lives, loves, and laments. Only this season, it’s been all about the laments. I decided that this season, everybody suffers. It’s not bad enough that Meredith is all dark and twisty, what with her having the most awful onscreen mother since Mommie Dearest. This season, we had to make her choose between McDreamy and McVet, turn down (again!) McSteamy, give her mother heart problems, have her mother become lucid long enough to tell Meredith what a disappointment she was, is, and forever will be, drown her, kill her mother, make Meredith pull herself back from some limbo-like dream fantasy, and then, when we finally give her something good (getting closer to her stepmother and father), we take that away from her by having her stepmother die of an infection caused by the procedures that Meredith suggests. (Incidentally, that rule about physicians not treating family members doesn’t seem to be in effect here.) Then her father hates here again. Oh, and now her boyfriend is about to break up with her.

But that’s not enough. We also took George the Steadfast and made him drunk and unfaithful (the drunk we believe, the unfaithful? No.) and in love with Izzy, who is in love with him. Sorry. Haven’t bought it all season. Still not buying it. Izzy attaching herself to George, sure, because she’s still devastated that Denny’s gone (and aren’t we all?). But wait! We get to torture even more people! We have Burke leave Cristina at the altar, then walk out of her life, because this man, who has been dating her for three years, suddenly doesn’t get that Cristina freaks out before all things major. Addison can’t have a baby, McSteamy can’t have Addison, Alex can’t have Ava, nobody gets the Chief of Surgery position because the Chief isn’t leaving (we knew that all along). The Chief’s wife loses their baby (say what?!), the damned writers cheat us and make us think she’d died (she didn’t), and, let’s see, have we forgotten anyone? Oh, right. Callie knows that Izzy and George have a thing going on. George flunks out. Bailey doesn’t get Chief Resident. And all of this happened in the last two episodes.

The only ones who ended the year happy are Joe and Walter, the two gay guys who adopt twins at the end of the episode, making them, once again, the only happy couple on the show. Maybe she has something against heteros.

I don’t think Shonda Rhimes likes her characters. She sure was mean as hell to them this season.

If things don’t pick up, I’ll be dropping this show, too. Come on. There’s only so much angst a viewer can take. We like the happy. Really. We really, really do.

I’m guessing I’m going to hate the Lost finale just as much.

Then again, there’s always the Heroes finale. If they don’t blow up New York—especially if they don’t leave us with a cliffhanger where New York is about to blow—I’ll probably like it.

No way it can be worse than Grey’s Anatomy. Even if they blow up New York, it can’t be.

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Cat talk

Just occurred.

Meryl: “WAH-CHOO!” [lets out big sneeze]
Gracie: “Mrowr-rowr?”
Meryl: “Thank you.”
Gracie: “Mrowr.”

Yeah, she does the kitty version of gesundheit all the time.

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The bombing of Sderot, part 2

No other country would allow this to go on. Six years. Thousands of rockets. Daily barrages. Never knowing when you’re going to finally be safe.

A half hour later, two reporters from Tel Aviv arrived. They asked Natasha if she could take them to the places that were hit by Kassams. I asked to go along, and we shortly arrived to the first location – a house which was hit directly. I followed the gaze of the crowds of people outside, and saw that the kassam had completely demolished one side of the house. A man emerged from inside, and we all rushed over to him. I was surprised by how calm he was, until someone shown a light over his face. I had to hold my breath to keep from gasping when I saw his bleeding eyes. Or, what I thought was bleeding – red welts had formed across them, he seemed unable to focus on anything. He stared at nothing for a few moments, and then said seemingly to no one – “If you hear tseva adom, you can go here” and pointed, without averting his blank gaze, to a small cement wall behind him. We were eventually able to gently coax some answers out of him. It was not his house, it was his sister’s. “She was standing in the kitchen” he paused “her body was completely torn by shrapnels…I don’t know how she is.” Natasha probed further about the children. “Three of them were in the basement – baruch hashem – but the fourth, I think he may have been with her. The ambulance took them both away – I don’t know how they are,” he repeated. Another man pulled me aside to show me where a woman had been standing, only a few meters from the house. She had witnessed the entire scene, and had collapsed in shock. He then pointed to a truck parked nearby, with a large hole in the back windshield where a shrapnel had flown through. The shrapnel had missed the woman’s face by mere centimeters.

Six years of bombardments. More than 1,300 missiles were fired after Israel left Gaza.

Perhaps Israel needs a missile-proof buffer zone.

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A first-person account of “shock” casualties

Were you thinking that the Israeli press was making a big deal out of “shock” and “trauma” victims? I have to admit: I was. Until I read this account by an American in Sderot.

The first ‘TSEVA ADOM’ alarm went off as I was across the street from my office, borrowing a friend’s computer on the fourth floor of an apartment building. Like usual, we stepped into the corridor – the safest place in the house – and waited. 15…14…13…I had gotten to twelve when I heard the screaming. A type of scream I couldn’t recognize, half laughter, half terror, complete madness. 11…10…it fell. Maybe a block away at most. Everyone in the apartment raced outside, and it wasn’t until 30 seconds later – when I woke from my daze – that I realized the screaming hadn’t stopped. I was about to step outside to join the rest when, ‘TSEVA ADOM’. Again. 15…14…I had barely reached 13 when it crashed, shaking my entire body – half a block away.

My phone rang: it was my boss Natasha, telling me to immediately come back to the office, as the fourth floor of any building was not safe. I grabbed my roommate Jackie who had come with me for the day, curious about my work in Sderot, and together we ran back across the street, as quickly as we could – into the office. Natasha looked us over, then asked if we had heard the scream. She explained that a young mother was pushing her child in a stroller, when the first ‘tseva adom’ alarm went off. Rationally speaking, she would have had enough time to pick up her child and rush with him into a nearby basement. But instead, she toppled over the stroller, child inside, and herself fell to the ground – screaming. She did not cease until Natasha and the others who ran out of the apartment lifted her and her child, and carried her into a neighbor’s apartment. How often have you read about Sderot’s ‘anxiety victims’? What do you picture – heightened blood pressure, breathing at a faster pace? No – it is this woman’s body, convulsing, flailing. It is her inability to think or move rationally – to protect her child. She was only able to collapse, hitting the ground, as if the tremor of her beating fists would keep away the Kassam.

Natasha, Jackie, and I sat in the office – trying to keep working. That’s what you do in Sderot. Stop. Go. Stop. Go. We didn’t get through much as every few minutes we would get phone calls from hysterical parents. It was 7 o’clock, parents were still at work – their children alone at home. All I could hear was Natasha screaming, “Calm down…CALM DOWN. LISTEN TO ME, BREATHE! I WON’T TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU BREATHE. Listen, your children are fine. No, I don’t know why they’re not picking up the phone. They probably ran downstairs. I SAID CALM DOWN.” Every few minutes another parent would call, having heard that a Kassam fell by their home – unable to reach their children.

Read it all.

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