Stop ObamaCare: Write your senator

In addition to writing my two senators, I sent a note to Maine’s Senator Olympia Snowe. This is why:

Sen. Olympia Snowe of Maine is the only Republican in the Senate who has publicly said she could support a government run public health insurance option if the market fails to adequately insure everyone.

That’s not exactly on the same page as President Obama and Democrats, who want a public option right off the bat. And in recent weeks, Snowe has veered toward a proposal by the moderate Democrat Kent Conrad to create a series of regional, non-profit insurance co-ops to compete with for-profit insurance companies instead of a public insurance option.

But hers will be an extremely important vote if either Sen. Teddy Kennedy, D-Mass., or Sen. Robert Byrd, D-WV, are too ill to make a health care reform vote.

Snowe has been locked in intense, closed-door negotiations with Conrad and other moderate Democrats, as well as Republicans like Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa, Orrin Hatch of Utah and Mike Enzi of Wyoming in search of a bipartisan plan.

But beyond policy, Snowe and other moderates are bristling at the time table set by President Obama – he wants bills passed through the House and Senate before the bodies leave for their August recess on August 7.

Write to Senator Snowe. Be respectful and supportive. Tell her she’s right, and to stick to her guns.

And write to your senators, even if you think they’re going to vote for ObamaCare. If enough of us tell them we don’t want his healthcare reform, they will back off.

Update: She refused to be bullied into rushing the legislation. Writing to her is more important than ever. Tell Senator Snowe that ObamaCare is not the answer.

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Who I’m reading

Well, there’s Elder. And Yaacov. And Daled Amos. And now that he’s not posting so much over here, Soccerdad. And Snoopy.

There’s always the big guns: Hot Air (love those Dude headlines), Glenn Reynolds, Contentions. (Hey! The anti-Semitic comments are gone, but so are all the rest. I’d have gone to moderated, but hey, that’s me.)

Who are you reading?

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Hamas shimmers

From SNL:

Wife: It’s a floor wax, I’m telling you!

Husband: It’s a dessert topping, you cow!

Spokesman: [ enters quickly ] Hey, hey, hey, calm down, you two. New Shimmer is both a floor wax and a dessert topping! Here, I’ll spray some on your mop.. [ sprays Shimmer onto mop ] ..and some on your butterscotch pudding. [ sprays Shimmer onto pudding ]

[ Husband eats while Wife mops ]

Husband: Mmmmm, tastes terrific!

Wife: And just look at that shine! But will it last?

Howard Schneider of the Washington Post:

Hamas is, at once, a political party, a paramilitary group that targets Israeli civilians and troops, a provider of charitable services, and a religious organization.

Actually if it is “…a paramilitary group that targets Israeli civilians …” then it is, by definition, a terrorist group. No associated classifications deflect from that reality. But this is a typical journalistic attempt to downplay the nature of Hamas.

The subject of the report that spurred the above characterization of Hamas, is about a meeting between former Ambassador Thomas Pickering and some members of Hamas.

To Hamas officials Bassem Naim and Mahmoud al-Zahar, a recent meeting in Switzerland with a former senior U.S. diplomat represented an opening in relations with the Obama administration, and a path to easing the Islamist group’s isolation.

“I hope it will be the beginning of addressing some of the mistakes of the last three years,” Naim said of his talks with Thomas R. Pickering, a former undersecretary of state and U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. “This was a first meeting to investigate the positions in general terms of both parties without any commitment on any side.”

U.S. officials say they see the previously undisclosed June meeting between Pickering and the two senior Hamas officials differently. They said Pickering had not been asked to approach Hamas and had no official standing; U.S. officials learned of the meeting only afterward. Policy toward the Islamist group, they said, remains what it was under President George W. Bush: that Hamas is a terrorist organization with which the United States will not even sanction a meeting.

Pickering now is a member of the International Crisis Group, so it is conceivable that he made this contact on his own. (Robert Malley who is with ICG was associated with the Obama campaign until his contacts with Hamas were revealed.)

On the other hand, prior to the inauguration, a number of Americans made a trip to meet with President Assad in Syria. And only a few weeks ago the Obama administration announced that it was seeking to send an ambassador to Damascus. It looks as if the “unofficial” contact with Syria was a prelude to diplomatic engagement.

While the administration seemingly tried to deflect criticism of its Middle East policies with Secretary Clinton’s speech yesterday, I wonder if the President’s enthusiasm for engagement is behind the Hamas meeting with Pickering, despite the administration’s denials.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Thursday Snark News Briefs

Israel’s enemies will be shooting blanks: Bad news for Hamas and Hezbullah: Iron Dome is working. Bummer, huh? Those wily Jews are figuring out ways to make the last cheap weapon of Israel’s enemies ineffective. It’s only a matter of time before Israel and her American partners figure out a way to stop Iran’s long-range missiles, thus rendering just about every weapon a wash. Of course, it won’t stop a suitcase nuke or dirty bomb, but I foresee us wily Jews inventing something to stop those, too.

UNIFIL notices Hezbullah’s 1701 violations: Pigs are in the air in Beirut, methinks. UNIFIL can’t deny that the explosion in southern Lebanon the other day was a violation of UNSCR 1701. Will anything be done about it? Of course not. But they had to announce that they’ve noticed the violation. It was a very loud boom.

Aptly named: If at first you don’t succeed, endeavor and endeavor again. (And endeavor, and endeavor, and endeavor, and endeavor.)

Palin derangement syndrome in full bloom: MoveOn nuts raised over $100k on the strength of one op-ed by Sarah Palin questioning the canon of global warming. Not to worry, though, Sarah’s been raising a bunch of money of her own. Hey. Think I could raise money by sending out letters about myself and telling the nutroots that I’ll stop questioning global warming if they send me bucks?

ObamaCare out of committee, hang on to your wallets: But I don’t think the creature will survive. Time to go email my senators, just in case. My congressman is Eric Cantor. I’m not worried he’ll vote for the beast.

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Stupid spammers

Every once in a while, a new spam subject comes along that apparently keeps managing to elude the spam filters at the server level.

And I have to ask: What effing moron actually thinks he will get a free sample of Crest toothpaste via email?

Gone. And thank heaven for Firefox spam filters.

Perversely, watch what happens—bet my Akismet spam filter will now fill up with spam comments for this post.

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The president’s ear

Jeremy Ben Ami of J-Street who was at the meeting between Jewish leaders and President Obama, thought that the President was amazing. In an extremely soft interview Ben Ami recounts:

One is Malcolm Hoenlein’s, and he’s said this publicly, that he feels that history shows us that progress is made on the peace front when Israel and the U.S. are in lockstep and there’s no daylight between them on their position publicly. And the president said ‘With all due respect, I would disagree. For eight years under the prior administration, there was no daylight between the two sides and there was no progress on the peace front, and no hard decisions were confronted, no progress was made.’ He very politely, but very clearly, disagrees with the notion that there shouldn’t be a public space between the Israeli government’s and the U.S. government’s position. I think that’s a very important point.

And the second example would be a question of tone, where there are those in the room who would say that the president has been one-sided in his demands. And that he is only asking things of Israel, and the president really again pushed back, very calmly but firmly, and said no, that he has on every occasion, where he has spoken out publicly, and where the [U.S.] government has taken a position, made it clear that there are obligations and steps that must be taken by Israel, and obligations and steps that must be taken by Palestinians and the broader Arab community. If we’re going to make progress, both sides have to live up to commitments and both sides have to take some steps.

Except that President Obama has been very clear and specific about what he demands of Israel – plus he has reversed American policy regarding the Middle East. He has been rather general about what he asks of the Palestinians and the Arab world. And he hasn’t pushed those requests very hard either.

Martin Peretz, an Obama supporter on most other matters dissents (via memeorandum):

Frankly, I am sick and tired of President Obama’s eldering–more accurately, hectoring–Israel’s leaders. It is, after all, they whose country is the target of an armed and ideological cyclone that Obama has done precious little to ease. He brought nothing back from Riyadh and Cairo, absolutely nothing except the conviction of the Arab leaders that they need do nothing but sit and wait until the president squeezes one concession after another out of Jerusalem. Oops, I apologize. Maybe I should still say Tel Aviv. In any case, waiting is exactly what they are doing. Palestinian President Abbas has prided himself in doing just that.

In a similar vein Bill Kristol writes:

According to the article, Obama told Jewish leaders at the White House yesterday that Israel would need “to engage in serious self-reflection.”

“Serious self-reflection!” It’s really good that Barack Obama is reminding the leaders and people of Israel to engage in that. I hope they’re up to it. After all, what do Israelis know about reflecting on, and living with, the life and death consequences of political decisions? What do Bibi Netanyahu and Ehud Barak and Moshe Ya’alon — either as individuals or as leaders — know about war and peace? These are guys — and the Israelis are a people — who just coast along, taking an easy path, never debating, never thinking, never questioning, never second-guessing…and never making or asking their fellow citizens to make sacrifices.

It’s kind of odd that President Obama would on the one hand claim that it’s a misperception that he is exerting undue pressure on Israel and on the other claim that it’s good that there are differences (or “daylight”) between Israel and the United States. And this is a point that the Orthodox Union made in its statement about the meeting.

However, while the President’s acknowledgment of this perception gap is encouraging, the Orthodox Union remains deeply troubled by the President’s underlying approach – which is to have the U.S. play an “evenhanded” role. The Orthodox Union asks our President to recognize that there are no moral equivalencies between Israel, which has acted time and again to defend itself while actively seeking peace, and those who reject Israel’s legitimacy and make war against her. We look to the United States to be Israel’s friend in a world of enemies and we support the view, expressed to the President in our meeting, that while allies may of course disagree on specifics, there ought not be significant “daylight” between the United States and Israel that would give the nations’ mutual enemies comfort and encouragement.


Jennifer Rubin summarizes
:

It is a shame more groups didn’t express these sentiments to the president; it would have served to educate and persuade him of the misguided and unwise course he has chosen to pursue. The president is trying to pass this all off as a “perception” problem, which is odd for a man who prides himself on his communication skills. To be understood so badly and to have so many take away an unintended message is indeed a failure of public diplomacy.

But let’s be honest here. It is more than perception. The president told those in attendance that he doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with “daylight” between the U.S. and Israel. In fact, he thinks the failure of the Bush administration consisted of, in essence, providing too much support to our ally Israel. Obama is in the “even-handed” business — as he is with so many international questions.

However Rubin is wrong to wonder why more groups at the meeting didn’t object. President Obama wasn’t reaching out to the Jewish community, he was dictating to it. Malcolm Hoenlein, Steven Savitsky and Abraham Foxman were exceptions at the meeting. Remember three of the groups represented ( J-Street, NJDC and APN) are headed by Democratic party activists. J-Street is an adjunct of the Obama campaign as one of its founders (and funders) is Alan Solomont, who was a major contributor to Obama’s presidential bid.

Peretz and Michael Totten, for example, think that there is growing dissatisfaction among Jews about President Obama’s positions on the Middle East. I hope so. And I hope, that if it’s so, more Jews (and pro-israel Christians) will make that dissatisfaction public. I don’t need Jeremy Ben Ami – someone whose constituency is not much larger than the President’s ear claiming the he speaks for me.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Wednesday Snark News Briefs

Cognitive dissonance: A KKKer hides from the law in Israel? Okay, on a scale of one to ten, the weirdness factor here is seven hundred. I mean, really—a kluxer on the run from the law goes and hides in Israel. Because, see, it’s not like Israel would notice a neo-Nazi hanging around, right? Wrong. But it gets weirder. He has an Israeli girlfriend. And he loves Israelis. Cue Twilight Zone theme. Although it could just be an excuse:

“When I asked him what he was doing in Israel he said he had met the most amazing people he’d ever seen in his life here,” the official recounted.

[…] One source said his story was dubious as the girlfriend had not appealed to the authorities in order to legalize his stay in Israel due to the pregnancy.

Uh-huh. Push the weirdness meter up to eight. Hundred.

Pay no attention to that explosion in Southern Lebanon: Why, yes, Hezbullah is violating UNSCR 1701. Why, no, there will be no outcry from human rights organizations. Arms cache blew up? So what? They can’t blame Israel for it, so nobody cares.

Well, they weren’t very good then, were they? Two French security advisers, in Somalia to train Somali forces, were captured. No word whether their equipment included white flags or not.

This week’s Keen Grasp of the Obvious Award goes to: Tony Blair, for noticing that the world is unfair to Israel. Next week, Blair’s going to figure out it’s because Israel is full of Jews.

Keen Grasp of the Obvious Runner-up Award goes to: The One. Obama hints Iranian elections limit chances for dialogue. Gee. Ya think? Really? No. I don’t believe it!

Palestinians to Leonard Cohen: You’re too Jewish to peform in “Palestine.” Okay, so really, they wanted him to boycott Israel and refuse to play in Tel Aviv, which is, uh, why he’s coming to Israel. So he refused. Because he’s an observant Jew. So rather than take what they could get, they told him to get lost. I’m guessing they never listened to his music.

We can. (I really like the Rufus Wainwright version, too.)

And for purists: The original Cohen.

Can you tell I really like this song?

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Tuesday Snarky World News Briefs (now, with politics!)

Yes, we’re going to start delineating world news from, say politics. But I haven’t much time for politics today. Oh, well. Maybe.

Respect my authori-tay! Um, Kartman, call your agent. I think Manuel Zelaya is stealing your act. Here’s my question: Besides saying “Reinstate me or else,” did he stomp his widdle feet and toss his widdle head? Or did he say he’d hold his breath ’til he turned blue?

But Zelaya said Monday that he was “giving the coup an ultimatum.”

Well. That oughta show ’em.

Redefining chutzpah: Charles Taylor’s defense in his war crimes trial? He was really only working for peace. Please, can he get the death penalty just for being such a giant assh*le?

It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy: Actually, it could have, but that’s the saying, so I’m running with it. The Dear Leader is rumored to have pancreatic cancer. I hope it’s true. And in this case, I hope his son catches it. Soon. If ever a country needed a regime change….

And now, to local news.

ObamaCare: We’ll ram it down your throats, just like we did with the Porkulus bill. The One has spoken. Congress shall ready ObamaCare, or—or—well, he didn’t say or what. (And good God, ABC, do you think you can make your URLs any longer at Tapper’s blog?)

“I just want to put everybody on notice, because there was a lot of chatter during the week that I was gone: We are going to get this done,” the president said. “Inaction is not an option. And for those naysayers and cynics who think that this is not going to happen, don’t bet against us.”

The house is offering two to one odds that ObamaCare does not get through the Senate, Stuart Smalley or no Stuart Smalley.

Fool me once, shame on me:
Jewish leaders met with Obama yesterday to be told, once again, that he’s the bestest friend Israel ever had. J Street had a rep there. The Zionist Organization of America did not. Go figure.

By the way, here’s the logic Obama used to prove that he’s also being hard on the Arabs:

The president said that in Arab media he’s depicted as being too pro-Israel.

Every time I’m shown on Al Jazeera they show me at the Western Wall with a yarmulke on, President Obama said.

Well. There you go then. Ignore that speech he made in Cairo, and the many times since the speech where he insisted that the real obstacles to peace are settlements, not Palestinian intransigence. Ignore the fact that Hamas and the PA are sitting back, waiting for Obama to do their dirty work for him. And how did that particular little bit go over with the Jewish leadership?

“And you look good in it, too,” one participant in the meeting joked.

Yeah. *cough*bullshit*cough*

That’s enough to keep you going for a while. I’m off to NorVA today.

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A masterful assuaging

Last year those of us Jews who didn’t support President Obama in his bid to be elected president were subjected to ridicule. If we didn’t support him it was because we were prejudiced or misinformed. This mocking didn’t just come from his partisans, but also from the media. In a particularly blatant bit of electioneering, the New York Times’s Jodi Kantor reported from Florida that Jews who supported Obama were generous and wonderful but that those who opposed him were narrow minded bigots. In it we got this lecture:

Mr. Obama is Arab, Jack Stern’s friends told him in Aventura. (He’s not.)

He is a part of Chicago’s large Palestinian community, suspects Mindy Chotiner of Delray. (Wrong again.)

Mr. Wright is the godfather of Mr. Obama’s children, asserted Violet Darling in Boca Raton. (No, he’s not.)

Al Qaeda is backing him, said Helena Lefkowicz of Fort Lauderdale (Incorrect.)

Michelle Obama has proven so hostile and argumentative that the campaign is keeping her silent, said Joyce Rozen of Pompano Beach. (Mrs. Obama campaigns frequently, drawing crowds in her own right.)

Mr. Obama might fill his administration with followers of Louis Farrakhan, worried Sherry Ziegler. (Extremely unlikely, given his denunciation of Mr. Farrakhan.)

No substantive reason for doubting the candidate’s concern for Jewish issues was raised. After all candidate Obama sat in church where the pastor expressed antisemitic sentiments for twenty years. Instead the Times manufactured a false “factoid” that it could dismiss. A politician who was praised by Rolling Stone for being a radical is not one who is going to be sympathetic to Israel.

Since the election we’ve been subjected to slightly more honest reporting. Glenn Kessler of the Washington Post has written admiringly of the President’s Jewish influences. One of them was Rabbi Arnold Wolf who advocated for a Palestinian state back in 1973, which was way out of the Jewish mainstream.

When he prepared for his speech to the Muslim world, the President seemed to gather a pretty wide range of Muslims in order to ensure that he didn’t offend his target audience. But yesterday when the President gathered Jewish leaders, giving offense wasn’t really a concern. The President convened a mostly receptive audience. While there were certainly mainstream Jewish organizations represented, the President made sure that partisan organizations such as the NJDC, J-Street and APN – all headed by Democratic Party activists – were there. Even AIPAC is now headed by individuals who are allied with the President..

So yesterday’s gathering was less a matter of assuaging Jewish leaders as the blog entry at the New York Times is headlined, but rather to declare to American Jews that he knows best how to bring peace to the Middle East. And his mostly worshipful audience complied.

The only reported sour note was that Malcolm Honlein questioned the President’s commitment to put Israel on the spot.

Participants said some of the toughest questioning of Mr. Obama came from Malcolm Hoenlein, executive vice chairman of the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations. Two said that Mr. Hoenlein told the president that diplomatic progress in the Middle East has traditionally occurred when there is “no light” between the positions of the United States and Israel. But Mr. Obama pushed back, citing the administration of his predecessor, George W. Bush.

“He said, ‘I disagree,’ ” said Marla Gilson, director of the Washington action office of Hadassah, the women’s Zionist organization. “He said, ‘For eight years, there was no light between the United States and Israel, and nothing got accomplished.’

The proper response to such glib obfuscation is that during the Clinton administration, when there were clear disagreements between Israel and the United States ended up in the violence of the so-called “Aqsa intifada.” Even if President Obama denies that Israel’s withdrawal from Gaza even happened during President Bush’s term in office – given the President’s commitment to end all settlements, one wonders why he ignored this – is open warfare really a better result than nothing?

Additionally Yaacov Lozowick points out:

Nothing got accomplished? Let’s see. The Palestinians launched the worst wave of suicide murders anyone had ever seen (the various factions in Iraq later outdid them). Israel figured out how to beat them, in spite of the 100% of contemporary observers worldwide who said this couldn’t be done and Israel must cave in. Later on, Israel unilaterally left Gaza, disbanding all its settlements on the way out. The Palestinians responded by democratically electing Hamas to govern them, and cheered as Hamas and it allies (including some Fatah elements) escalated the rocket attacks on Israel.

Of course that would confirm something the President would never acknowledge: that there is a military solution to terrorism.

While Ira Forman of the NJDC and Jeremy Ben Ami of J-Street both described the President’s performance as “masterful,” Jennifer Rubin points out that his commitment to engagement with Iran was hardly reassuring.

On that front, representatives of two groups in attendance related to me that there was little resistance to the plan of the president looking for positive signals by September from Iran before looking at sanctions. One explained that “if the Iranians will demonstrate seriousness on the nuclear issue, we have a package for engagement.” (Does a single one of the sixteen not understand that the mullahs are expert at giving positive and entirely meaningless signals, thereby indefinitely stringing us all along?)

While the President complained that it’s a “misperception” that he’s unduly pressuring Israel, the fact that he stacked his meeting with organizations that are sympathetic to his policies and excluded two organizations that were likely to be critical shows that the President’s idea of outreach to Jews is to dictate to them. That’s what happens when the President knows he can take your support for granted.

The question those American Jewish organizations who uncritically support President Obama’s Middle East policy now have to answer is this: given that the President has decided to reset America’s relationship with Israel in a way that a vast majority of Israelis – including leftists – object to, how can still describe yourself as pro-Israel?

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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A midday visit, with pictures

Sarah and the kids were in town today so that Jake could retake a couple of parts of the test for the gifted program. He was sick and on meds when he first took the test, and didn’t score highly enough on the math, at which point Sarah went, “WHAT?” because the kid is a math genius. So I got a call around lunchtime, and Sarah gave Jake the phone to tell me that he had scored 100 on his math, and 97 on his verbal. Which both utterly rocks and guarantees his entry into the gifted program. Couple that with the fact that his [Aunt Meryl-advised] essay won him a trip to DC to listen and talk to some real, live moon-walkers (the astronaut kind, not the dancing), and his bar mitzvah last month, this is one very exciting time for our young man. Sarah was only too happy to take the kids out for a celebratory lunch. So, since they were two minutes away, I said, “Want to stop by for a while?” and of course, they did.

Tigger was curious, yet worried. He took to the high ground pretty much the whole time.

Gracie napping under the bed

He stayed upstairs. As for Gracie, she never moved from under the bed. It’s naptime, dammit, and those kids are always so noisy.

Tigger looks through the railing at us humans below

Max decided to curl up in The Chair That Swallows You Whole, thus proving its name.

Max curled up in the comfy chair

This, of course, initiated the usual reaction among children: Me too.

Max and Nate curled up in the comfy chair

And me, too. Except in my own way.

Rebecca curled up in the comfy chair

Jake, as the oldest of the four, did not deign to curl up in the chair. You’ll have to go over to Sarah’s site to see pictures, or maybe I’ll just take pictures of him next week. He’s got an actual job here, as I’ve hired him to help me organize and categorize my comic collection, which will then be put into file cabinets when I finally find the kind that I like at an affordable price (lateral, wooden files, if you know of any good places to get them). I’ve pretty much blown my budget for office furniture for the year with my new bookcases (due at the end of the month, woo-hoo!).

We also watched an episode or two of SpongeBob, and I must highly recommend “One Krab’s Trash” as what may be the funniest SpongeBob ever. (“Oh my gosh, it’s a shopping list!“) [And by the way, um, spongepedia? Spongepedia?) I had laughtears falling, I was laughing so hard.

There is now a rule in my house that no child is allowed upstairs without adult supervision. That’s because I have a handgun in the house, and when the kids come for an expected visit, it is firmly locked up in a clamshell that disables it from being used as anything but a club. But it’s been a while, and I didn’t think about locking the clamshell until they got there. Sarah had to dash back to Ukrops because she’d left her purse there, so I figured I’d better go upstairs and lock up the gun. Max, obeying the letter of the law, came upstairs right behind me. Note that I never said they had to have permission. Just supervision. All children are born lawyers, and will parse the hell out of any rule you set down. Max stayed on my exercise machine while I locked up the gun and put it out of reach. After that, I didn’t mind if they were up on the landing while we were downstairs, but I do insist that they stay in sight (and out of my office and bedroom).

All in all, a nice break. We used to have lunch together every Thursday. Perhaps we should bring back that tradition.

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Hamas: Israel is drugging our chewing gum

Only in the Middle East can you read these incredibly insane theories that will be taken as absolute truth by the idiots who pass along these stories.

Man, we Jews are so sneaky, we’re setting up Palestinians to chew gum that’s laced with a drug to make them horny. That’s right. Just ask Hamas.

Is Israel targeting the Palestinian population in Gaza by distributing libido-increasing chewing gum in the Strip? A Hamas police spokesman in the Gaza Strip Islam Shahwan claimed Monday that Israeli intelligence operatives are attempting to “destroy” the young generation by distributing such materials in the coastal enclave.

Shahwan said that the police got their hands on gum that increases sexual desire that, according to him, reaches merchants in the Strip by way of the border crossings. According to him, a Palestinian drug dealer admitted that he sold products that increase sex drive. The dealer said that he received the materials from Israeli sources by way of the Karni crossing.

So basically, Hamas catches a drug dealer, beats him up a little, asks him where he’s getting his stuff, and the dealer says, “The Mossad! The Mossad are forcing me to poison our youth!” Because, of course, there’s nothing natural about teenagers wanting to have sex.

The affair was exposed when a Palestinian filed a complaint that his daughter chewed the aforementioned gum and experienced the dubious side effects.

Shahwan even claimed that Israeli intelligence operatives encourage dealers in Gaza to distribute the gum for free.

“The Israelis seek to destroy the Palestinians’ social infrastructure with these products and to hurt the young generation by distributing drugs and sex stimulants,” said Shahwan.

Those wily Jews! Spiking Palestinian chewing gum so that they’d want to do un-Islamic things like desire the opposite sex! And yet, even while insisting that the Israelis are doing this, the Hamas rep is pointing his finger in the actual direction of the drug problem:

Shahwan added that the police have recently seized large amounts of drugs and alcohol attached to the underside of automobiles passing through Erez crossing.

And every time these people get caught, whom do they blame? Of course. The Joooooooos.

The automobile owners admitted receiving help for smuggling the materials from Israeli intelligence operatives.

Man. We are so smart, we Jews. I don’t understand why, since we’re so smart, and control so many aspects of modern society, that we can’t just get rid of the irritants of Hamas, Hezbullah, and the Palestinian rejectionists. Surely there must be some kind of death ray we can develop that will focus on those who truly believe in peaceful coexistence, and those who do not.

Oh, give ’em time. They’ll blame us for that, too.

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I, for one, welcome our feline overlords

Proof positive that cats own us.

Researchers at the University of Sussex have discovered that cats use a “soliciting purr” to overpower their owners and garner attention and food.

Unlike regular purring, this sound incorporates a “cry”, with a similar frequency to a human baby’s.

The team said cats have “tapped into” a human bias – producing a sound that humans find very difficult to ignore.

Ah-ha! So that’s not a “Good morning, glad you’re awake!” purr. It’s a “Feed me, slave” purr.

Admit it. We always knew it.

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Your Monday Snark News

U.K. determined to lose Israeli arms market: The U.K. is embargoing arms to Israel, while insisting that it’s not an embargo—they’re just refusing to sell replacement parts. Luckily, Israel was smart enough to make sure that the U.K. was only a minor arms supplier. Say, you think the U.K. will start embargoing money to the PA, since it pays Hamas with that money? No? What’s that you say? Smells like hypocrisy? The devil you say!

Establishing the precedent: Palestinians in the West Bank will be getting their mail through Jordan‘s postal service. Let’s help them with their slogan: Neither bombs, nor bullets, nor threat of invasion, will stop us from—oh, wait. Yes it will.

Egypt gives up on Hamas-Fatah reconciliation: Yeah, even Egypt’s patience is at an end. Watch for the world media to still blame this on Israel, though.

Syria won’t give up Shabaa Farms fiction: Syria told the UN to take a hike regarding its suggestion that Syria actually define the borders of the territory it says Israel took. The Shabaa Farms, meanwhile, is actually part of Lebanon, not Syria, and the UN states as much years ago, but in its ever-kowtowing-to-Arabs mode, is now pretending that it never said anything of the sort. Because, after all, why would the UN want peace in the region? They’d have to stop classifying Palestinians as refugees and end UNRWA if that happened, and then where would they work?

Solana to Israel: We’ll impose peace on you if you don’t make peace. Israel to Solana: Shut up and retire already, you impotent old fool. I don’t care what you say about Avigdor Lieberman, this quote alone makes his election worth it:

“With all due respect to Solana, he’s about to retire … and we should not overstate the importance of his statement,” Lieberman said.

Perfect. Hilarious.

Hamastan on the Hudson: Actually, not on the Hudson. On Israel’s border. The Hamas morality police are patrolling the beaches, cities, and towns. Women are being forced to wear the hijab (but I thought there was no compulsion under Islam?). And the march to the Talibanization of Gaza continues. But hey, settlements that are the real obstacle to peace.

Both Hamas and its rivals in the Palestinian Authority appear to be satisfied with the fact that the Obama Administration has turned the issue of the settlements into the major problem, shifting attention from the incompetence and corruption in the West Bank and the emergence of the new Islamic state in the Gaza Strip.

The high-profile controversy over Israel’s policy of building new homes for Jewish settlements has in fact facilitated Hamas’s mission.

Read it all.

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Pat Buchanan’s buddy charged with Nazi war crimes

Expect more outraged columns by the modern-day Lindbergh on how innocent this poor old man is. And yet, he’s being charged.

German prosecutors on Monday charged suspected Nazi death camp guard John Demjanjuk with helping to kill about 28,000 Jews in World War II, in what will be one of Germany’s last big Nazi-era war crimes cases.

“State prosecutors in Munich have today charged the 89-year-old John Demjanjuk as an accessory to murder in a total of 27,900 cases,” prosecutors said in a statement.

And expect the Buchananites to show up in the woodwork here. They do crawl around a lot, doing their master’s bidding on the web.

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Fayyad’s facade

The Washington Post’s Howard Schneider profiles PA Prime Minister Salaam Fayyad, A Palestinian Technocrat Rises Steadily, but Questions Persist. The profile is generally positive but Schneider notes some of the problems that Fayyad faces.

Here’s one:

Ghassan Khatib, a Palestinian pollster and analyst, said Fayyad tends to fare poorly in popularity compared with Abbas or with more charismatic figures such as jailed Fatah leader Marwan Barghouti and Hamas official Ismail Haniyeh, head of the Islamist movement’s de facto government in Gaza.

There’s something missing here. Barghoutin and Haniyeh are not just popular because of their charisma, they’re popular because of their terrorist activities.

At the end Schneider takes issue with an analysis by Dan Diker and Pinhas Inbari that’s critical of the West’s investment in Fayyad.

Schneider writes:

Analysts Dan Diker and Pinhas Inbari argued in a recent paper written for the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs, a think tank considered close to Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu, that the United States was “naive” to think its support for Fayyad would help him succeed without more local backing.

That, Fayyad said, is something Israel could help with. He argues that his security efforts will obligate Israel, under international agreements such as a 2003 “road map” for peace, to take steps of its own — including freezing Jewish settlement construction in the West Bank and stopping military incursions into areas put under Palestinian control according to the Oslo accords.

Note that, encouraged the Obama administration, Fayyad, of course calls for a freeze on “settlement construction.”

But Schneider ignores some of the other criticisms of Fayyad in Diker’s and Inbari’s analysis. It also ignores ways that Fayyad himself works against peace with Israel. Palestiniann Media Watch continues to find that the PA is fighting a PR war against Israel over Jerusalem. Diker and Inbari note that Fayyad has been funding Hamas. And while everyone is parsing Binyamin Netanyahu’s words to determine whether or not he accepts a two state solution, Schneider, like so many other ignores that Fayyad denies that Israel is a Jewish state.

In the end, Fayyad is better than most Palestinian leaders. But he has no real constituency, because he is not sufficiently opposed to Israel’s existence. If peace will come in the Middle it will be when someone like Fayyad rises to power rather than being imposed from the outside. But that will take a remaking of Palesitnian nationalism, something that has yet to happen and won’t happen anytime soon.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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