The titleless Monday briefs (now with title!)

The objective media shows its Israel bias: Say, remember my former coblogger, Soccerdad? You know what he was wondering this weekend? Why Goldstone’s op-ed was published in the Washington Post, when his three previous pieces were in the New York Times. Did they reject Goldstone’s op-ed? Turns out that Soccerdad is right. The Times refused to publish it. Why? Draw your own conclusions, but I think “We can’t possibly publish a retraction of the report that we used to slam Israel in dozens of editorials, articles, and op-eds” comes immediately to mind. So this one has to be: Bloggers 1, NY Times, 0.

It’s okay, they’ll be the moderate Virtue Police: The Muslim Brotherhood is calling for a virtue police force along the lines of the Saudi Wahabist entity. That’s the one that caused the death of dozens of girls for refusing to let them flee a school fire without their hijabs. Yep. The Muslim Brotherhood is a totally secular, moderate force for the liberation of Egypt.

It’s okay, he’s the moderate Egyptian leader: Mohammed ElBaradei, late of the UN committee that swore that Iran was not trying to create nuclear weapons, says that he would declare war on Israel if the IDF attacks Gaza in force to stop the rockets from Hamas. In all seriousness, this means that the more radical candidates will not possibly say that they wouldn’t attack Israel. The bar has just been raised, and peace with Israel is at risk. Sure, it’s in the “just words” stage now. But let me remind you that the world keeps on insisting that Iran doesn’t really mean it when they clearly state they want to wipe Israel off the map.

A master of grownup scorn: If you read only one op-ed on the travesty that is Richard Goldstone, read David Horovitz.

Notwithstanding that absent formal cooperation, however, the truth about what happened in Gaza in December 2008 and January 2009 – the truth that Goldstone now disingenuously claims to have discovered only after he filed his malicious indictment of the IDF and of Israel – was readily available to him at the time.

Israel did informally make the necessary information available to his committee in the shape of detailed reports on what had unfolded.

If I were writing it, I’d be saying something like “Liar liar pants on fire!”

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Ammiel Hirsch’s Response to Peter Beinart at the CCAR Convention

At the CCAR Convention in New Orleans this past week, Peter Beinart and Ammiel Hirsch spoke about Israel advocacy. Ammiel Hirsch’s response to Beinart is simply one of the best responses to him and those who agree with his positions of any that I have encountered. Rabbi Hirsch gave We Are For Israel permission to reprint his words and it is a must-read! You may find Hirsch’s response at this link.

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Fluffy bunnies and kitty post

I am in the midst of anti-Israel fatigue, and so, I bring you: Cat pictures.

First, we have an awesome shot of Mr. Tig’s fuzzy belly.

Tigger belly!

Next, we have a common scene: Gracie getting a drink from the bathroom sink, while having her ears licked by Tig. Both of my Tigs did this to her. It’s evidently some kind of cat socialization thing. Although the other Tig, who was top cat, usually followed it up by bullying Gracie. Tig3 thinks Gracie is his mom, so he’s usually pretty cowed by her.

Gracie and Tig drinking from the sink

And that’s it for now.

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Richard Goldstone’s not-mea culpa in the WaPo

Shorter Richard Goldstone: Oops, maybe Israel didn’t commit war crimes after all, but it’s their fault my report sucked because they wouldn’t cooperate with me. Oh, and you know, those Hamas guys may be war criminals.

By the way, this was published by the WaPo on a Saturday, which is their least-read day of the week. Way to go, WaPo!

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Grey’s Anatomy: Jumping the shark, with music

I love Grey’s anatomy. I love musicals. And I’ve liked the few TV show musical episodes that have popped up here and there. The Buffy the Vampire musical episode was wonderful (except for the fact that Joss insisted on allowing all the cast members to sing, even the ones who couldn’t). It had logic, it had theme, it had fun. The excuse? A demon cast a spell over the town so that everybody sang instead of talked. The result? A Buffy episode you could dance to.

The Scrubs musical episode enlisted the talent that gave us Avenue Q, right down to one of the stars of the show. The excuse? A patient who passed out in the park and woke up to hear everybody bursting into song. Every time that patient came into contact with the staff, songs occurred. When she woke up in the end of the episode after being operated on, the music was gone—except for the humming she did to herself to end the show.

This week, Grey’s Anatomy tried it. And created the worst-ever episode of the entire series. They jumped that shark, all right. Sara Ramirez has a wonderful voice. (She’s a Tony winner.) So did many of the other cast members. I love the song “Chasing Cars,” and I liked a couple of the other songs. But the show was boring, predictable, and, well, stupid. It managed to take what should have been a moving, unique experience and turn it into “Hey! Glee’s getting awesome ratings, let’s try to copy what they do!”

The logic was inconsistent. They tried to have the gravely-injured Callie be the center of the songs with an out-of-body experience. Doctors sang as they worked to save her life. (Enter: The Fray’s “How to Save a Life.” And yet, singing doctors left the operating room and continued to sing while they walked through the hospital to comfort grieving doctors. Why even pretend that you have logic behind the songs when you throw it away the first chance you get? And we’re back to, “Hey! Glee’s getting awesome ratings, let’s try to copy what they do!”

The other side of the coin: Most of the songs sucked. I’m not alone in that review. Let’s see: Fail. Fail. Fail. Super Fail.

The doctors sing to Callie as she’s being wheeled to surgery. It’s unclear if she was crying from the pain or the sound of their voices, which were equally painful.

Yeah, except they’re not crying in pain. The ratings were through the roof, and the songs are making iTunes stars out of the Grey’s Anatomy cast. But I promise you this: If there’s a second musical episode, I’m so not there.

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Friday Friday briefs briefs

And the Turks said they found no weapons aboard the plane: Remember this story? I do. The Turks originally said the plane was searched and released and that they found no weapons aboard it. And yet, they are reporting to the UN that they found and confiscated weapons. Gee. I’m so surprised.

The IDF saves Bambi: Or Bambi’s mom. Or sister. A Palestinian was taking the doe to the PA, presumably to present them with dinner. The IDF confiscated her and got her fixed up.

Oh, look: More to hate about Obamacare. Yep. If you’re a member of the protected class (read: Labor unions), you get taxpayer money to support your people’s medical benefits when they retire early. Me? I have to support myself if I retire early. Time to end all public-sector unions. All of them. Private-sector unions will die of their own accord, eventually.

Oh, so this is what they mean by “quiet”: Only two rockets in the past three days

Former MI6 chief: What moderate Muslim Brotherhood? Ynet buried the lede in this story. So the former head of MI6 knows that the Muslim Brotherhood is a terrorist organization, but our own pundits and politicos just can’t see it. Good to know that our people are so easily fooled.

If he’s lost Ruth Marcus, he’s losing Liberal America:
What? The Great Orator has become pedantic and repetitive? Say it ain’t so! Wow, she really skewers him. Check this out:

The false-choice dodge takes three overlapping forms. The first, a particular Obama specialty, is the false false choice. Set up two unacceptable extremes that no one is seriously advocating and position yourself as the champion of the reasonable middle ground between these unidentified straw men.

Thus, Obama on health care, stretching back to the presidential campaign: “I reject the tired old debate that says we have to choose between two extremes: government-run health care with higher taxes — or insurance companies without rules denying people coverage,” he said in 2008. “That’s a false choice.” It’s also a choice that no one — certainly no other politician — was proposing.

He’s losing his formerly adoring audience. Hope he’s losing his voters just as much.

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The UK: Hey, let’s demonize Israel on human rights!

There are human rights violators, and then there is Israel. The U.K. Foreign office has released its report on the world’s 26 worst human rights violators. Here’s the intro:

This section of the report refers to the 26 countries where we have some of the most serious wide-ranging human rights concerns. When deciding on which countries to include, we also considered whether the country had been the target of a high level of UK engagement on human rights in 2010, and whether it would be likely to effect positive change in the wider region if its human rights record improved.

And here is the list of the 26 worst violators of human rights that the U.K. feels fit to chastise. One of these things is not like the other. See if you can figure out which country among all of these is the one with a democratic system, the rule of law, a court system that consistently stops the armed forces and police from violating detainee human rights, and where there is full recourse to claims of human rights violations.

Afghanistan, Belarus, Burma, Chad, China, Colombia, Cuba, Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Democratic Republic of Congo, Eritrea, Iran, Iraq, Israel and the OPTs, Libya, Pakistan, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Syria, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Vietnam, Yemen, Zimbabwe

But that doesn’t matter to the U.K. Because in the Brits’ eyes, Israel is side-by-side with Syria and North Korea in the violation of human rights.

Here’s an example of the priorities of the U.K.’s human rights team. Note the order in which the U.K. puts human rights violations that concern them in Israel.

Conflict
The ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict and the occupation of Palestinian territory, remain the chief source of human rights violations. This includes settlements and settler violence; demolitions and evictions; the Israeli separation barrier; movement and access restrictions; rocket and missile fire; hostage-taking; and the current situation in Gaza.

“The current situation in Gaza”? Does that mean the U.K. is concerned about the lack of human rights, democracy, and women’s rights in Gaza?

Nope.

The situation in Gaza continued to cause concern and was high on William Hague’s agenda during his visit to Israel and the OPTs in November. While we welcomed the Israeli announcement on 20 June to ease restrictions on access, we have pressed Israel for swift implementation of these measures. The move from a list of permitted items to a list of banned and dual-use items,which resulted in an increase in the variety and volume of goods entering Gaza, was welcome, as was Israel’s December statement that it would allow some exports. However, the approvals process for dual-use items used in UN reconstruction projects is slow and the economy in Gaza remains stagnant. It is important that these measures are now fully implemented so that there can be real change on the ground. We are working closely with the UN, the Office of the Quartet Representative and the EU to coordinate the international community’s continued involvement in seeking to relieve the situation in Gaza.

When we finally do get to the rocket attacks on civilians, this is all there is:

According to the Israeli Defence Force, during 2010, 248 rockets and mortars had been fired at Israel. The Israeli Defence Force notes that 2010 saw the lowest number of rocket attacks since 2002. However, this is small comfort to those at the receiving end and we continue to condemn all rocket attacks. Such acts of terrorism are indiscriminate and target civilian populations. We were concerned that towards the end of 2010 rocket attacks began to increase. We call for a halt to all such attacks, urge Israel to exercise restraint in its response, and call on all parties to respect the ceasefire that brought to an end the 2009 conflict in Gaza.

There is a section devoted to Hamas’ frequent human rights violations against its own people, but it is miniscule, and it comes at the very end. Three of the six paragraphs devoted to the crimes of the Hamas government include William Hague’s call for Gilad Shalit’s release he issued on the fourth anniversary of Shalit’s capture. As for the PA, every time the U.K. documented Fatah’s transgressions against its own people, it was followed by how the U.K. sponsored “leadership” training to stop the PA from beating people who disagree with it. Good show, chaps! Now, when they beat their own people, they’ll know that it’s wrong.

According to the U.K. Foreign Office , rocket fire aimed at Israeli cities and towns is of small import when compared to the detention of three Hamas legislators in Jerusalem. Or the rights of Bedouins to build towns illegally. Or the separation barrier. Or the stubbed toes of the everyday Gazan who isn’t getting his food, water, and electricity gratis from Israel. My, what a balanced report on human rights violations. Israel, alongside 25 actual human rights violators, given equal billing, on the most spurious of charges.

Demonization? Check. Double Standards? Check. Delegitimization? Check. It’s Natan Sharansky’s 3D Test of Anti-Semitism. The British Foreign Office? Fail.

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The 21st century Gene Kelly

Daniel Cloud Campos is utterly amazing in this short film. Via Vanderleun.

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Thursday news briefs

Those wily Jews: Israel may be the third nation on the moon. Expect the Palestinians to claim they did it using stolen Palestinian technology.

UC-Irvine facilitates secret meeting with Hamas: And a Jewish organization footed the bill. Utterly, utterly, UTTERLY despicable. Not to mention illegal. Will there be repercussions for UCI? I’m doubting it. UC-Irvine anti-Semitic? No. Just anti-Zionist. Riiiiiiiight.

The Obama Administration: Blind, deaf, and really dumb on UN Human Rights Council. Shorter press release: Yeah, we know they suck on Israel, but we don’t care, we’re going for another term anyway. Because gee, Libya was on the UNHRC, and now Syria may be coming aboard! Woo-hoo!

Seriously? “Revamp”? Seriously? Say, you think this editor is a tone-deaf idiot or what?

Austria presents plans to restore, revamp WWII Mauthausen concentration camp

Compare that to Bloomberg and and JTA:

Mauthausen Concentration Camp to Be Restored for $2.4 Million

Austria to renovate Mauthausen

Really, AP sucks six ways to Sunday. No, seven.

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Really bad metaphor, Dave

Via Commentary, we get this account of why Media Matters hates conservative media outlets:

Media Matters had always packaged itself differently than the right’s Media Research Center and Accuracy in Media. It said it was looking for misinformation, not bias. But in 2009, there was a sense that the left was getting rolled and ambushed. (The forced White House departure of Van Jones in September 2009 was seen as the last straw.) Conservatives had always claimed that Media Matters was an attack-dog group, not an accuracy group—so it became an attack group. Conservatives claimed that the group was funded by George Soros when it wasn’t, so in October 2010 it accepted $1 million from Soros, who asked that Media Matters “hold Fox News accountable.” Slowly, Media Matters became what the right claimed it had always been. It was like watching Bruce Banner get picked on until his eyes turned green and he started smashing things.

That’s a really bad metaphor, Dave. If there’s one thing that I know a lot about, it’s the Hulk.

Here’s the thing about Bruce Banner: Once those gamma rays hit, the Hulk was always inside the mild-mannered scientist. By using the above analogy, Weigel is telling us is that Media Matters was always just one perceived slight away from turning into the anti-Fox crusading monster that it is now openly admitting it has become.

Fortunately for Media Matters targets, the organization’s ability to smash is more like its ability to, oh, thump. Or maybe launch a noogie-level attack. Media Matters smash? Shyeah. Not likely.

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Wednesday in the news

Is there a plan that this president does not think needs increased spending? Obama’s going to pretend to care about high gas prices in a speech today. His solution?

The administration officials offered few details on how Obama would turn the broad objectives he’ll call for Wednesday into specific policies. They did, however, say the efforts would require increased spending on research and development. The officials spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to preview the president’s speech.

Of course. Spending other people’s money has been his life.’s work Why stop now that he’s president? Oh, as to drilling in America’s oil fields? Shyeah, right. Why would he want to do that?

Yeah, and the Israeli Air Force jets were on their way to synagogue: This is a new excuse. PIJ admits that Israel killed one of its terrorists, but he wasn’t going to launch rockets at Israel. The random group of Islamic terrorists was on its way to the mosque to pray. Uh-huh. By the way, the headline, of course, uses the active voice when discussing the death of Palestinians. And blames Israel (which is, of course, responsible). As opposed to AP’s inability to use the active voice or blame Palestinians when Israelis are killed.

Israel airstrike kills 1 Gaza militant

Awesome. Egypt’s new government wants to build ties with Iran. See title.

Check back later: Ban Ki-Moon made a speech about Israel and the Palestinians. I suspect fiskability.

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The Seriously? briefs

Media bias fatigue sets in: Really, I’m too tired to parse the anti-Israel bias here. You do it. (Hint: Palestinians acting unilaterally? Not an impediment to peace. Israel acting unilaterally? OHMIGODTHEY’REDESTROYINGPEACE!!!!!!!!)

This is what passes for history at Salon: Unbelievable.

Israel is a self-made entity that began when people emigrated to then-Palestine, now Israel, beginning in the early 20th century. The way in which the Jewish community in Palestine gained a foothold and then claimed sovereignty was by settling Jews on the land. In large part this was a zero sum game, in the sense that by claiming land, that land and those resources and the sovereign energy that the resources represented were made unavailable to Palestinians who also claimed this land as their own. That process works for Israel in the sense that land and settlement led to sovereignty and led to a claim on the land that Arabs and the rest of the world ultimately would have no choice but to recognize. It’s that history that informed Israel’s interest in continuing settlement when it came into control of the land in June ’67 — which many considered part of its God-given homeland. So in a sense what we’re seeing now is a continuation of the historical effort of the Jewish community in Palestine to expand its sovereign presence and by so doing undermine the ability of Palestinian Arabs to do the same.

What Justin Elliot should know about Israel: Apparently, everything.

Okay, maybe Baby Assad isn’t going anywhere: You didn’t see anything quite like this in Egypt. I’m thinking Assad may survive. Exit question: How many of his “supporters” are Lebanese?

Jew cooties: More British anti-Zionism. It’s Orwellian in scope. A festival called “Arts Music of Israel” refused to accept a grant from Israel, due to threats of disruption by pro-Palestinian groups. This is the ultimate in bullshit:

However, the Chronicle reported, pro-Palestinian groups said they still plan to hand out leaflets outside the conference, claiming it would be “impossible” to hold a conference on Palestinian music.

Sure. Impossible. Totally impossible. Nobody ever talks about Palestinian art.

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The Ugh, it’s Monday briefs

The anti-Israel bias: So subtle even I missed it. I read this story yesterday, and it seemed pretty even-handed for the most part. At least, there weren’t any glaring anti-Israel remarks, except of course, the Gaza war “including 900 civilians” bullshit boilerplate. Then I’m looking for links for today, and I realized something. Look at the headline to the story:

Israel deploys rocket defense system against Gaza

The system is being deployed against Gaza. Not against “militants.” Not against Hamas. Not against rockets. Against Gaza. Subtle. Very subtle. And also very anti-Israel. Those monsters! Deploying a rocket defense system against the poor, overcrowded, innocent territory of Gaza!

Yeah, I agree: IDF officers are saying that the response to over 50 rockets and mortars launched in a day, as well as grad missiles landing near major Israeli cities, was too soft. Oh, come on. Bibi flat-out told Hamas not to test him, didn’t he?

Trade with Iran? Totally more important than a few dead Jews: Leaked documents are showing that the Argentinians offered to drop their investigation into the Iranian-sponsored terrorist bombings of the Israeli embassy and the Buenos Aires Jewish Center, which killed 114 people. Because it’s the age-old question of the non-Jewish world: What’s more important? Money or Jews? Yes, we know the answer to that. Funny, how the world always uses the stereotype that Jews think money is the most important thing in life, and it always turns out that it’s the non-Jews who are ready to turn on Jews at the drop of a … coin.

Weird news story of the day: Gandhi left his wife for the 1908 version of Arnold? (It’s pretty easy to spread stories about people after they’re dead.) Say, come to think of it, isn’t this lashon hara? Should Ynet be publishing stories like this? Should I be repeating them? I’m so confused…

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On the menu

Years ago, I had a friend who, after years of living with roommates, got an apartment on her own. For the first time in her life, she was the only one living in her apartment. We ate dinner together several times a week. She’s a good cook, and I love a good roast beef, and I also love a good roast chicken. So it’d be kosher chicken at my place and don’t-ask roast beef at hers. She used to tell me she hated eating alone. A lot of people have told me over the years that they don’t make a fuss over dinner if they’re eating alone. That’s something I never really understood. There are times I don’t feel like cooking, but since I’ve been on my own, I’d always rather have a nice, home-cooked meal than fast food or frozen dinners.

On the menu tonight: Baked chicken breast (breaded with corn flake crumbs), oven-roasted potatoes, and snow peas (back in season and at a great price from Trader Joe’s). I’ll be eating in about fifteen minutes. The chicken breast is big enough that the leftovers will be lunch on Tuesday.

Yeah, I don’t see the point in not cooking for one. If you freeze everything in single servings, you can defrost enough to cook for five. I know, because I’ve done it for Sarah’s kids. (They luuuurve Aunt Meryl’s Chicken McMeryl, which has been declared better than McDonald’s.)

Dinner for one. Nope, I don’t get the big deal about it.

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A righteous woman

Something you don’t see every day: The story of a German woman who erases Nazi graffiti.

“I scratched off the first sticker in 1986, at a bus stop in front of my house,” Mensah-Schramm said as she ambled through the streets armed with her spray paint and metal scraper. It demanded “Freedom for Rudolf Hess” – Adolf Hitler’s deputy, who at the time was still alive and in prison in Berlin.

“The sticker was there all day and I couldn’t understand why nobody else took it off – people can be so ignorant,” she said.

For 25 years, Mensah-Schramm has taken it on herself to clean Berlin of neo-Nazi propaganda scrawled by skinheads and other right-wing groups. She calls herself the “political cleaning lady of the nation” and during one of her recent tours of the city she said that in the last four years alone, she has scratched away more than 36,000 right-wing stickers.

She said seeing racist slurs sprayed on walls across the German capital with its atrocious Nazi past made her angry and she felt a personal responsibility to do something about them.

“Freedom of speech ends where hatred and racism begin,” Mensah-Schramm said.

I once took down a campaign sign for a viciously anti-Semitic political party in NJ. It was on the median of Route 22, and I passed it on the way to and from work on a daily basis. It annoyed me no end. So one night, I was passing by with a friend. It was late. I stopped the car on the shoulder, ran out, and pulled it down.

Boy, that felt good.

This woman is doing what she’s doing for even less reason—simply because she feels it’s the right thing to do. Good for her.

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