The I’m too lazy to even post cat pictures post

Let them do the talking for me.

Krauthammer.

Steyn.

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Friday, snarkly

I’m not dead yet: The Syrian general appears on TV to proclaim that reports of his death are greatly exaggerated. Sure, but when was the video made, huh? Huh? Just be careful if you’re really not dead, dude. People around Assad are not very safe these days.

Another kassam in Israel, another yawn by the world media: See title.

Oh, look: They stopped calling it a “restive” city. That’s the adjective of choice to describe Syrian cities where there are protests. Because it’s not like, oh, most of the cities in Syria aren’t protesting dictatorship. Now, it’s just an “eastern” city. And woo, check out this condemnation from The one:

“We believe that President Assad’s opportunity to lead the transition has passed,” Carney told reporters traveling on Air Force One with President Barack Obama to Michigan.

Whoa. That’ll show ’em! And boy, isn’t it just like the Obama reaction to building new apartments in Jewish neighborhoods of Jerusalem? Amazing, the similarity between condemning a dictator murdering his own citizens and Jews adding homes to areas that will remain in Israel after any deal with the PA.

The Obama administration says it is “deeply concerned” by Israeli approval of new housing construction in disputed east Jerusalem.

See? Any day now, Baby Assad is going to get a 43-minute dressing-down from Hillary. Just you watch.

Scenes from the London riots: Shopkeeper with cricket bat v. 3 hooligans; shopkeeper wins. Mother turns in daughter who threw bricks at the police. (Good parenting, Mom!) She’s in jail without bail now. But don’t worry, she’ll go free. All of these jerks did. So much for the poverty excuse: Middle-class rioters named and shamed. And, sadly—the man who tried to put out a fire in a garbage bin died of wounds sustained by the rioters’ beating. They have the CCTV pictures, so I’m sure they’ll find the killers. Punishment? Shyeah. This is modern England. Orwell was right about them.

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Hey, AP: One of these things is not like the other

The AP is trying desperately to tie Israeli protests into the Arab spring, even though the only true similarity is, gee, they’re protests. Read this analysis, and watch the writer tie himself into knots trying to prove that Israelis wouldn’t be protesting unless it were for the Arabs. The tone of the story is still anti-Israel. Get a load of the lead paragraph:

Israelis, living in an island of relative freedom and comfort and surrounded by countries they generally view with disdain, are not accustomed to taking their cues from Arabs.

Damn those disdainful Israelis, who loathe their neighbors. Why, they have no reason whatsoever to not want to be like them. None at all.

Both movements also shared a dramatic suddenness: Much like Arabs had for decades seemed resigned to dictatorships, Israelis had taken economic divisions as a fact of life, until each decided they had had enough.

Yeah, those two reasons are just like each other. The high cost of housing and dictatorships? Totally equivalent. You go, AP!

Note that even the quotes used by the author disprove the basis of the story.

So many bristle at the suggestion that the tremors in the Arab world could have given Israel a jostle.

“We are some nice quiet people. We don’t want problems,” said Nissim Slama, a 28-year-old volunteer at another Jerusalem protest tent. “It’s not like Tahrir.”

For Slama, the idea that Jews came together decades ago to build their own state was enough inspiration.

“We know if people get together can do crazy, awesome things – like create a country.”

So, this Israeli is relating the Zionist movement to the current protests—not the Egyptian protests, not the Arab world protests, but the Zionist movement that built a nation. And then our friend Diaa Hadid works even harder to prove this bogus connection. (Once again, ooh, they’re both protests!)

The wider public who dove into the moment in recent days may not feel inspired by the Arab Spring, but some of those who initially organized Israel’s protests acknowledge the influence, in some cases citing also Spain – where young people have been protesting rampant joblessness for months, in some cases erecting tent camps and scuffling with police.

Reach, reach, reach for that connection, Diaa!

“People saw that other people managed to leave their houses and demand their rights. People here were quite desperate – but quiet and even numb,” said protest leader Stav Shaffir. “But in Spain … and the Arab countries – to demand their rights and cope with violence and challenges was of course a great inspiration,” she said.

There is no violence to cope with in the Israeli protests, as A) the protests are peaceful and B) Israel is a democracy, and protests happen. But keep trying, dude.

In Cairo’s Tahrir Square, where hundreds of thousands demonstrated until President Hosni Mubarak stepped down, the signature chant was, “The people demand the fall of the regime.”

The same cadence is in the Israelis’ chant, “The people want social justice.”

Lame. Laaaaaaame. Really? A cadence? Seriously?

One sign in the Tel Aviv demonstration Saturday scrawled the Arabic word and anti-Mubarak slogan, “Irhal” – “Leave.” Underneath, the protester wrote in Hebrew, “Egypt – it’s here.”

One whole sign, in a protest of hundreds of thousands? Oh, well, you got me. It’s just like Tahrir Square. My bad.

There are other similarities. In both countries, the middle class is leading struggles. They share communal solidarity: in impoverished Egypt, volunteers distributed food to demonstrators. In Israel, some protest tents have kitchen volunteers who cook and serve three meals a day. Both began with a single grievance.

Whoa! I cook and serve meals, too, so I must be just like the Tahrir Square protesters! And my friend Sarah, the one with four kids, she cooks and serves for six people, so she’s a super-protestor!

And now that we’re done with the protests, let’s continue slamming Israelis as superior beings who loathe their neighbors. (And there’s no reason for them to mistrust or dislike their neighbors, because it’s not like they’ve had five or six wars with them since 1948 or anything. Oh. Wait.)

But in fact their country is deeply isolated from its neighbors, and not just by decades of enmity and violence.

A majority of Israelis are culturally closer to the West than the Middle East, a legacy of the Zionist movement that emerged from Europe and the European origins of the vast majority of those who have led the Jewish state since. That can translate at times into a disdain for Arab countries as backward.

Israel’s military might and the strength of its economy compared to its neighbors have heightened a feeling of superiority.

Two things: The Arab countries are backward, scientifically, economically, and culturally. It isn’t Israel alone that thinks that way. As for the “feeling of superiority”: That’s the writer putting thoughts into Israelis without backing them up with facts. Your anti-Israel media at work.

Finally, we get to the end of the article, where the author admits that he’s blowing smoke out of his ass.

Even protesters who see regional inspiration draw sharp distinctions.

They note that Israel is a democracy, despite its flaws. Government forces are not attacking demonstrators. The chant of “revolution” is ballot-box saber-rattling. Protesters demand social justice, not regime change.

It really is amazing that the AP can disprove its own theories in its own articles, yet still publish the lies. If I live to be 100, I’m never going to run out of AP bullshit to blog about.

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Wednesday, briefly

It’s time for him to go: Say, haven’t we heard that before? Talk about leading from behind… even the frakking Arab League has told Assad his day is over. Now Obama is finding the stones to tell Assad to step down? Why not 2,000 dead Syrians ago? And by the way—how is this going to influence the man who just surrounded Hama with tanks and artillery and shelled the town indiscriminately? I’m thinking not at all. If the world isn’t willing to arm the Syrian rebellion, or send in troops to support them, Assad will win.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, the AP kills me. Check out this quote on the latest Obama administration smack to Israel:

Alongside its rare rebuke of a close ally, the State Department said Israelis and Palestinians should settle their differences on Jerusalem through negotiation.

Really? “Rare”? That’s the word they’re going with? How many times has the Obama Administration “scolded” Israel on settlements in the last three years? (cf: Hillary Clinton’s forty-something minute dressing-down of Netanyahu over something he had no control—building plans being approved in Jerusalem.) Once again, really? “Rare”? It is to laugh.

Terrorists fighting for the handicapped: Yeah, it’s cruel, I’m sure, but I can’t help but laugh at the thought of a one-legged terrorist hopping around trying to shoot people.

Based on the photos, it is extremely doubtful that the maneuver participants are capable of fighting, but through the images and the maneuver itself the Islamic Jihad is looking to show the Palestinians their tenacity. “The injury has damaged my body but not my will,” summarized al-Rahman.

Yeah, okay. Now hop along, Cassidy.

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Tuesday, snarkly

How do YOU like it? Syria is suffering from its very own War of Attrition. Shoe’s on the other foot, and it don’t feel so good, does it? Sometimes, I think that God is a master of irony. (But not Juvenile Scorn. That would be me.)

Yeah, he died of Assaditis: Syria’s Defense Minister is fired on Monday, dead on Tuesday. Baby Assad is getting worried, methinks. Good.

Seriously? The Lebanon Daily Star headline is the most balanced on this story? Seriously? No, seriously. (The AFP deleted “to protect” from this headline. Anti-Israel bias? Yeah, they has it.

Dogpile on Assad! Dogpile on Assad! The Saudis pile on. The Arab League, the Saudis, various Muslim clerics… dare we hope that the Dorktator’s days are numbered?

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Late day snarks

Now that’s one hell of a wave: The Japanese tsunami cracked the ice shelf in Antarctica, hard enough to cause new icebergs. Expect the global warming idiots to ignore this evidence, or spin it as AGW.

There’s gold in them thar hills: Gold is considered a very safe haven for your money now. I wish I’d listened to Glenn Beck. Oh, wait. I didn’t have the money to invest. Never mind.

It was the Tea Party what killed the beast: Shyeah. Really. Because a mile and a half of debt wasn’t the reason S&P downgraded us. (In related news, my procrastination probably saved me half my Roth IRA funds, as they’re still sitting waiting to be assigned to a stock. Phew.)

Those ever-so-superior Europeans: They are, you know. It’s not like Londoners would ever riot, loot stores, and go after the police, or anything like–oh. Wait.

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Sunday snarks

Aw, c’mon, we want Israel to go bankrupt like the EU is going to! Tent cities in Israel are being replicated in Times Square (kinda sorta), where, apparently, Israelis and Jews alike are ignoring the warning signs in the U.S. (S&P downgrade, anyone?). Say, people? You’re going to eventually run out of other people’s money to spend. It’s the debt, stupid. The debt. Five years ago, I had more outgo than income, and a debt up to my ears. I worked my ass off and reversed the situation. Today’s debt total: $700, the remains of my interest-free credit card debt for my Lasik surgery, which will be paid off in a few weeks. If only the U.S. government were as financially stable as I.

The marvelous equality of women under sharia law: Yep, women are so equal under sharia law, that Iran is arresting teenagers for having waterfights. Because boys and girls are playing doing it together. Now that’s equality!

Um, what? The Arab League is actually calling on Syria to stop killing its own. Of course, the laughable excuse is that there is still a chance for “reform.” Sure. That’s what Assad is doing, “reforming” Hama. Well, if you consider in the verb “to form again,” he is. Turkey’s on his case, too. If only the Obama administration would, you know, do something. Anything. Except issue the strong-worded statement. In the meantime, Syrian deaths are in the thousands, and we have yet to see the worldwide condemnation like we saw of Israel during the last Gaza war. Amazing, that. I just can’t figure out why it’s okay for the Arab world to murder thousands of its unarmed civilians, but when Israel fights back against terrorists and kills them by the hundreds, it’s a war crime. Go figure.

Noooooooooooooo! Desperate Housewives is going into its last season? Where will I get my guilty pleasure fun show to watch on Sunday night now? I love that show! It’s sheer fluff and amusement, no thinkers need apply. Gabby’s my favorite. She’s never been the shallow, selfish, self-absorbed beauty queen she pretends to be. Oh, well. Some other show will be developed that I’ll find instead. And I’ll enjoy my last season.

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S.A.R.A. overland convoy to Gaza – another peak of hypocrisy

It’s bad time for Africa again.

A drought across much of east Africa in mid-2011 is causing intense distress among vulnerable populations, many of them already pressed by poverty and insecurity. The range of the affected areas is extensive: the two districts in Somalia that are now designated as famine-zones are but the most extreme parts of a much wider disaster that stretches from Somalia across Ethiopia into northern Kenya, and as far west as Sudan and even the Karamoja district in northeast Uganda.

The numbers put at risk in this, the worst drought in the region since the 1950s, are enormous. At least 11 million people are touched by the disaster.In the Turkana district of northern Kenya, 385,000 children (among a total population of about 850,000) are suffering from acute malnutrition

You would expect that African countries (along with the rest of the world) would mobilize to help the victims of the disaster (natural or hand-made, we can argue later). However, helping their brethren in the hour of need doesn’t seem to be a matter of first priority – at least for some African leaders.

Famine crisis: Africa’s leaders postpone fundraising conference by two weeks

Africa’s leaders postponed for more than two weeks a conference to raise funds for the continent’s famine victims, despite the first official estimates showing that almost 30,000 young children had died since the start of the crisis.

It was intended to address the fact that despite the rest of the world having raised more than £600?million in aid, there is less than £350,000 in the African Union’s “special famine fund”. This is despite the Union’s 54 countries having a combined GDP of more than £1.2 trillion.

Strange that, wouldn’t you say? Well, the leaders of Africa cannot be bothered, attending as they are a four-day “governance, leadership and management” convention.

Kalonzo Musyoka, Kenya’s vice-president, Olusegun Obasanjo, Nigeria’s former president, and Thabo Mbeki, South Africa’s ex-leader, were among the delegates attending workshops at the £650-a-ticket conference. A golf tournament was planned for the final day. Famine and drought was not on the agenda.

Leadership at its best indeed…

But this sideshow of governmental inefficiency, sloth and lack of empathy pales, when compared to another travesty that is proceeding as people die

S.A.R.A. ANNOUNCES FIRST EVER OVERLAND CONVOY TO GAZA

In its on-going efforts to provide support and assistance to the long-suffering people of Palestine, the South African Relief Agency (S.A.R.A) in conjunction with communities and other organisations has embarked on another humanitarian relief mission to Gaza. The mission is scheduled to depart from Durban during the first week of April 2011 and will travel overland through Africa to Gaza. The primary objective of the mission is to answer the call of the Palestinian people to conscientise the African continent and to break the immoral and illegal siege of Gaza and show solidarity with the beleaguered people in Occupied Palestine.

The 10 000km journey is estimated to take 4 weeks travelling via Botswana, Zambia, Tanzania, Kenya, Ethiopia, Sudan and Egypt.

The aid convoy, comprising ten trucks, will be transporting material to build approximately twenty houses, medical supplies and equipment, basic essentials and portable electricity generators.

I bet the starving population of Kenya and Uganda will greet the passing “aid convoy” by flowers and rice. Wait, they don’t have rice to waste, I forgot…

In any case, here are some people greeting the hypocritical affair:

But no, it’s the send-off in South Africa.

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

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Friday, snarkly, briefly

But it’s the holy armistice time, or something: Say, remember when the media was all over the “You can’t war on Muslims during Ramadan! theme? Well, it’s Ramadan, and Syrian forces are shelling the crap out of Hama, especially during the evening break fast. I’m thinking the hypocrisy is still rank after all these years.

Awesome. Iranian Revolutionary Guards are now controlling OPEC. See title.

AP writers and editors are probably taking notes: Check out this Xinhua story, titled “Israel’s “empty promise” won’t stop Palestians”. It’s an absolutely perfect exercise in biased reporting. The quote from the headline is from “analysts,” and it’s not even a direct quote. I’ll be the AP writers who cover Israel wish they could write stories like this one. And may I take a moment out to say: Eff you, Xinhua, and your Palestinian propaganda machine.

BBC discovers Palestinian rocket fire—after Israel fires back. It’s the endless media cycle of bullshit: Israel gets hit with rockets day after day after day, and the media decline to cover it. But the second Israel fires back, well, they’re all over it, and they make sure to minimize the rocket fire that caused the retaliatory bombing strikes.

Recent weeks have seen an increase in mortar and rocket fire from Gaza after months of relative calm.

Right. Relative calm=rockets flying into civilian areas on a near-daily or daily basis. Eff you, too, BBC.

And now, Meryl is taking the day off from work. Happy Friday, everyone.

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What’s wrong with the world media in two pictures

This is what’s wrong with the world media. Look at the number of articles using the word “Syria” today. Hama is currently under siege. (And by the way, this is what a real siege looks like, complete with artillery, cut communications, and starving the population—as opposed to the faux “siege” of Gaza.) Hundreds, maybe thousands, are dead.

Syria articles in Google News search

Now look at the number of articles about Israel, where no city is under military siege, no civilians are being shelled by tanks and artillery, and the biggest news is the tent cities protesting the cost of living. (The fact that Palestinians are once again firing rockets daily from Gaza rates barely a blip in the world media.)

Israel articles in Google News

Media bias. Yeah, they has it.

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The All-Palestinian spin machine

Let’s compare and contrast. First, the new offer from Israel, which will actually included the words “1967 lines,” as the Palestinians and Obama administration have been demanding, according to the Jerusalem Post. Note that even though this is the Israeli press, it’s a pretty balanced view of the negotiations. You really can’t say these four paragraphs favor one or the other side.

With the Palestinians set to seek recognition of statehood at the UN in just a number of weeks, Israel said Tuesday it would be willing to accept the 1967 lines as a framework for talks as part of a package in which the Palestinians would recognize Jewish state.

Israeli officials said this framework would be a package deal whereby Israel would agree to entering negotiations using the 1967 lines, with mutually agreed upon swaps, as the baseline of talks; and the Palestinians would agree that the final goal of negotiations would be two states, a Palestinian one and Jewish one.

Israel raised the formula as officials from both parties, the US, EU and Russia are continuing to work on a document to provide a framework for a return to negotiations that could make a Palestinian bid at the UN superfluous.

According to this formulation, one official explained, each side would get something: The Palestinians would get the 1967 lines as the baseline, something they have long sought; and Israel would get Palestinian recognition of Israel as a Jewish state.

Now let’s look at the AP version. First, the headline:

Israel, US race to avert Palestinian UN bid

Compare that to the JPost headline:

PM would accept pre-’67 lines as baseline for talks

Quite a difference. Now the AP explanation:

Israel is working with the United States to find a way to revive peace negotiations with the Palestinians in a desperate attempt to avert a diplomatic showdown at the U.N. next month, an Israeli official confirmed Tuesday.

The talks, meant to provide a framework for negotiations, are focusing on two of the most sensitive issues in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict: the borders between Israel and a future Palestine, and Israel’s demand that the Palestinians recognize the country as the Jewish homeland.

Note the difference. Israel’s “demand” for recognition as the national homeland of the Jewish people is a “desperate attempt” to prevent the UN from recognizing the Palestinian state, but the border issue, which is absolutely critical to peace between the twon nations, is just plain “borders.” And now watch them put down the effort that Netanyahu is making to comply with the U.S. demands (and they are demands, not recommendations), and utterly ignore the complete rejection of Obama’s demands by the Palestinians. Notice that recognition of the Jewish state is a “demand,” but flooding Israeli with Palestinian refugees is a “right.” See the juxtaposition of the text in bold. That was done deliberately. The “right of return” has been said so many times that the AP now takes it as fact, which it is not. Also note that even though Netanyahu is now saying that he’s willing to use the language that Obama wants—the 1967 lines as a basis—the AP article still puts down Netanyahu as being demanding.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has repeatedly said he will not return to the 1967 lines, and that he wants to retain chunks of the West Bank. But the official said Israel is “willing to show some flexibility” on the matter, if the Palestinians show flexibility with Israeli concerns.

Netanyahu has demanded the Palestinians recognize Israel as “the Jewish state,” a position endorsed by Obama. The Palestinians reject this demand, saying it would undermine the rights of Israel’s Arab minority as well as those of Palestinian refugees who hope to return to lost properties in Israel.

In the West Bank, senior Palestinian officials said they have heard nothing new from Israel or the United States.

“There is no offer,” said Saeb Erekat, the chief Palestinian negotiator. “We have only heard things in the media. If Netanyahu would like to talk about accepting the 1967 borders, he can just show up and talk. But he is not serious.”

And then, of course, the AP plays up the settlement issue, while, as always, ignoring the fact that Jews lived in eastern Jerusalem until 1948, when Jordan ethnically cleansed the eastern half of the city of all its Jews. Why would the AP mention the fact that the Jewish Quarter is in the eastern half? That would destroy the narrative. And the narrative must be supported overall. Damn objectivity: Full narrative ahead!

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News briefs, now with stupid criminals

Heard this one on the news on the way to NorVA: A brilliant crook got a brilliant idea at the scene of the new Batman movie shooting in Pittsburgh. He figured he’d carjack a vehicle by opening the door and telling the driver to get out of the car and that it was all part of the movie. Except the driver was a plainclothes police officer keeping an eye on the set. Fail.

Yeah, Facebook may not be the best place to taunt police: Some idiot posted on his Facebook page where he was, and then told NYC cops “Catch me if you can.” They could.

Really? Think I’ll wait for a second source: The AP says Israel’s Channel 2 says that Netanyahu is ready to negotiate using the 1949 Armistice Lines—I mean, the 1967 lines—as a starting point. Yeah, I’ll wait until I see the news in more than the AP. Hell, Ha’aretz hasn’t even picked it up yet.

Another day, another kassam: This time, it hit a woman. A Bedouin. Who thinks it was the will of Allah. No, it was the will of her co-religionists in Gaza. Moron. By the way, the AP is not noting the near-daily rocket fire into Israel again. Because it’s not worth mentioning, just as the world is pretty much ignoring the daily slaughter of innocents by Syrian forces. But you just wait for the headlines the next time a Palestinian terrorist buys it.

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The Asinine Press strikes again

Lebanese troops fired on Israeli troops across the border today. The AP liberally quotes Lebanese sources, barely quotes Israelis, and portrays the history this way:

The violence stoked new tensions on the volatile frontier where Israel and Lebanese Hezbollah militants battled five years ago in a devastating monthlong war.

In May, Israeli troops clashed with a large crowd of pro-Palestinian Lebanese demonstrators who approached the border. The military acknowledges opening fire after protesters tried to damage the border fence. But it says the six demonstrators killed might have been shot by Lebanese army troops, a claim the Lebanese dispute.

In another incident that took place almost a year ago, Lebanese and Israeli troops exchanged fire in a fierce border battle that killed a senior Israeli officer, two Lebanese soldiers and a journalist.

In each incident described above, Hezbollah was the instigator. In the first case, Hizbullah ambushed IDF troops in an attempt to kidnap Israeli soldiers. In the second case, Syria and its Iranian masters were trying to get the world’s attention away from the Syrian uprising, so a three-pronged border incursion was planned. The news media mostly ignored reports that the deaths in Lebanon were due to Lebanese troops firing directly at civilians. And in the last incident, Lebanese snipers murdered an Israeli officer as he was on the Israeli side of the border, watching the pruning of brush that was also on the Israeli side of the border.

This is why the Israel haters are so uninformed. Because the mainstream media keeps them that way.

By the way, UNIFIL has confirmed that Israeli troops were inside their own border. The AP has yet to update its story.

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Those were the good ol’ days

Saw Captain America this afternoon. Heroes, villains, totally easy to tell the two apart, no shades of grey.

Those were the good old days.

Best comment from fifteen-year-old Jake, while watching the war bonds song sequences: “Were the 1940s really this cheesy?” Aunt Meryl’s response: “Yep. Go watch a movie from that time period, you’ll see.”

That song was written by Alan Menken. Or Richard Sherman. Credits went by too fast, but both of them are good lyricists, and both have worked for Disney.

By the way, great flick. Go Cap!

Can’t wait for the Avengers movie next summer. It will be featuring my guy, the Hulk. Who will manage to beat the Avengers, I’m sure. Nobody defeats the Hulk!

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