Tuesday, briefly

Gorilla Boy was unavailable for comment: Iran says they’re postponing indefinitely sending a monkey into space. See title. (For newer readers, Gorilla Boy is one of my favorite nickames for Mad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Really, look at his picture. I swear he could be in the San Diego Zoo and nobody would notice the difference.) On a serious note: Gee, their space program isn’t as advanced as they claimed it was. Who knew?

Those wily Jews strike again: Of course, it’s not confirmed, but it looks like more Jews won more Nobel prizes this year. Saul Perlmutter? I’m thinking. Adam Reiss? Maybe. And the winners for medicine include Jules Hoffman and Ralph Steinman. That list of Jews winning Nobel prizes is going to be longer this year, methinks.

The myth of Muslim tolerance: A Libyan Jew went back to Libya, helped in the revolt against Ghaddafy, and then tried to restore a synagoge in Tripoli. So of course, those tolerant Muslims came by with weapons and made him stop cleaning out the garbage that had collected in the synagogue for decades.

Watch the world blame the Jews: Congress put a hold on $200 million headed for the Palestinian Authority. In spite of the fact that it only just happened, the Pals are already whining that Congress is putting Palestinian babies at risk. And of course, the AP repeats their words uncritically. The Israelis are willing to talk peace. The Palestinians are openly defying the U.S. and also refusing to talk to the Israelis. Actions have consequences, Mr. Abbas.

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Monday morning briefs

The difference between Israelis and Palestinians: Here’s the difference, in a nutshell, between the two cultures. The Palestinians revel in any destruction of Jewish holy sites. Israelis proclaim these actions criminal and vow to punish the perpetrators.

Another day, another Iranian threat: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The two-day Iranian conference on the issue of “Palestine” can be resolved if everyone just goes home, says Mad Mahmoud. Really? So the 750,000 Jews from Arab and Muslim lands should return to Iraq, Iran, Egypt, Syria, Yemen, Tunisia, Morocco, Algeria, and other lands can all go home again? The Arabs won’t have a problem with that? Because the reason they left in the first place were government-sponsored pogroms, lynchings, mob attacks, and murders. It was a population transfer, not unlike the many post-WWII population transfers. Funny how only the Arabs haven’t gotten over it yet. Oh, by the way—the Ayatollah made it plain that having a Jewish state on “Muslim land” is unacceptable. Anyone who thinks this isn’t a religious war isn’t being honest.

Maybe now the AP will stop calling him a spy: Egypt is now admitting that Ilan Grapel is not a spy, just a poor schlub that they arrested for no reason whatsoever. Well, they’re not admitting the latter, but by admitting he isn’t a spy, they may as well be. Maybe now the AP will stop calling him a “suspected” spy. Not even “alleged”? Yeah, the AP double standard for Israel is on, 24/7.

Another day, another anti-Semitic trope in mainstream newspapers: Let’s see… Misinformation on the UN partition of the Mandate of Palestine, check. Mentioning the Israel Lobby’s sway over Western nations, check. Apologies for terrorism, check. Blaming Israel for everything? But of course. Eff you, Malcolm Fraser, prime minister of Australia from 1975 to 1982. Best be careful. Your Israel-hatred is showing.

Don Lapre isn’t selling this strategy: Looks like he stopped dreaming. Now, people. I love watching informercials on all cooking gadgets. And I mean ALL of them. But don’t pick up that phone! (You can get it cheaper at a flea market. That’s how I got my Super Slicers.)

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Sunday placeholder

You know, I forgot to post something today. I was busy doing things that aren’t blogging. Like exercising. I rejoined my fitness center and also joined their Crazy Eights program, where you pay $20 to lose eight pounds in eight weeks. It’s sort of like a bet; if you lose the weight, you get your money back, plus you win a share of the kitty made from the people who either dropped out of the program or didn’t lose a pound a week. Last time, only 30% of the people in the program finished it. The kitty is around $3600. I think I’m on target, but I’ll know when I step on the scale tomorrow.

Also, you know those ellipticals with the stair-like motions? They are evil. My legs have not yet recovered from Friday’s workout.

And you know what inspired me to rejoin the gym? Not having osteoporosis. Getting those test results got me to get into a regular diet and exercise routine again.

I’m going to be skinnier by the time my birthday rolls around next month. I can deal with that. Maybe next summer I can actually have that flat stomach I’ve been shooting for the past two years. Or at least, as close to flat as I can get. I don’t think I’ll ever go back to my smoking weight. I was pretty skinny back then. Probably should have been ten pounds heavier. I look positively anorexic in those old pictures. No wonder everyone wanted me to eat more.

Your regularly scheduled snark news will return tomorrow.

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Rockin’ Rosh Hashana

Amazing Avinu Malkeinu improv. Via Oceanguy.

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One Day

New Year’s greetings from Latma. h/t: Sabba Hillel.

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Lazy Rosh Hashana cat post

What was that? Someone asked where their Rosh Hashana Tigger post was?

Here.

Tig Smash!

Elisson sent me the spatula as a gift. It was Sarah‘s idea to see how Tig Hulk would look. (She took the picture, too.)

Tig smash!

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A sweet and happy New Year

Something soothing as we go into the holiday. This is Gracie, who I call my Sweetness, sitting in the sunlight this morning. Appropos for the holiday.

Gracie in the sunlight on Erev Rosh Hashana

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Still another example of AP media bias

An American Christian tourist was attacked and stabbed to death while visiting Israel. The details are pretty grisly, and it was a big deal when it happened.

But the AP didn’t even put the words “killed” or “death” in its headline for the story about the conviction of Kristine Luken’s murderer. This is the headline they used:

Palestinian man convicted of stabbing US tourist

“Stabbing.” Not “murdering” or “killing”—just “stabbing”. Once again, the AP editors whitewash Palestinian crimes. Here’s what happened, from the other stabbing victim’s testimony:

Wilson told the court the defendants separated her from Luken. “They made us get down on our knees… I realized he was going to behead me. I heard Kristine screaming. They attacked us. I saw Kristine murdered before my eyes. She was yelling. I didn’t want it to hurt me. I tried to keep silent. It was tough, because the beatings were hard, but I tried to play dead.”

The killers left the murder scene, but quickly returned after a few minutes. “I heard Kristine grunting. I wasn’t sure I was alive. They came back to confirm we were dead. He stabbed my chest. A few minutes later I woke up in a different location but not far from where I was stabbed. I wanted to get back to the pathway so they could find my body. So they’ll know it was murder. I managed to pick myself up and walked barefoot and bleeding with broken ribs, for nearly 15 minutes, until I found help.”

And here’s the AP summary:

Kristine Luken, 44, was stabbed to death while hiking with a friend. Prosecutors say her attackers believed Luken, a Christian missionary, was Jewish.

The prosecutors didn’t say so. The murderers did. Kristine was a devout Christian who loved Israel. She loved it so much she wore a Star of David necklace, which convinced the Palestinians she was Jewish. So it was a hate crime, but of course, the AP never bothers to cover things like that after the first cursory explanation.

Always, the whitewash. Always, the minimization of Palestinian criminal actions and the maximalizing of any violence by Israelis. And always, the reduction of the charges in the headline and text of news articles.

Welcome to Israeli Double Standard time. But not to worry, it only occurs on days that end with a “y.”

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Erev Rosh Hashana briefs

Even al Qaeda thinks Mad Mahmoud is full of crap: How stupid do you look when al Quaeda contradicts your stupid conspiracy theory about the U.S. being behind 9/11? This stupid.

“For them, al Qaeda was a competitor for the hearts and minds of the disenfranchised Muslims around the world,” the article says. “Al Qaeda… succeeded in what Iran couldn’t. Therefore it was necessary for the Iranians to discredit 9/11 and what better way to do so? Conspiracy theories.”

All together now: Bwahahahaha!

I’d love to see them try it: Iran says it could deploy its navy around the coast of the U.S. Well, tellya what. Cross over the border and see what happens when your boats meet ours. I really don’t think your boats will like the encounter. Let us remember the Navy SEALs who killed the Somali pirates holding Americans captive, with a headshot to each, in choppy seas. But of course, once again, this is Iranian bluster. The most they’ll do is stand outside the maritime border and shout nasty things to the Great Satan.

Turkish schizophrenia: Turkey can’t seem to make up its mind if it hates Israel or is friends with it. Turkish authorities stopped 97 possible illegal immigrants from boarding a plane to Israel. But not to worry, Erdogan is still bashing Israel to all and sundry.

Oh, THAT’s what happened: The fight around Erdogan last week at the UN? It’s because UN security guards tried to stop him from forcing his way into the chambers to hear the Palestinian speech, and the Turks being the entitled thugs that they are, a fight broke out. Guard vs. guard, and here’s the video with the sanitized (read: redacted blame) version on the Telegraph. The Times got it right. SecGen Ban apologized, which totally ticked off the guards, but that’s how it works in the world. Bullies get the apologies and the victims get screwed.

But don’t worry, this won’t distract the UN from its anti-Israel agenda. Nothing ever does.

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L’Shana Tovah

A sweet and meaningful new year to all of my Jewish readers.

Blow the shofar, dudes.



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Where Negotiations Begin

I have never wondered why negotiations between the Israelis and Palestinians are so difficult. There are many obvious reasons. You can probably name a half-dozen without much thought. Yet, there is one reason that they have gotten more difficult in recent years and it is being ignored entirely by those who blame Israel or its Prime Minister specifically for the impasse.

The Palestinians insist on pre-conditions for negotiations to resume. Since those conditions are not acceptable to Israel, it won’t accede to them. Right now, this is the primary reason why there are no talks. However, if there were talks, they would go nowhere because of something else. The Palestinians insist that new negotiations begin where prior negotiations stopped. This is what is being ignored.

I have written about the fact that there is no “status quo” in the peace process. There is in fact constant change. Some of that change has been massive. How can negotiations proceed as if no changes have occurred? This is an absurdity, yet you need not look far to find people arguing this point of view, that negotiations should begin where they left off, among them Meretz USA.

So, let’s say for a moment that you were applying for a job. You got to the point of negotiating salary and benefits when you decided that they weren’t good enough for you and you storm out cursing. You then protest the business even going so far as to spray paint hateful slogans on its walls, something for which you were suspected but not caught. A couple of years later, you decide you wish to apply for that job again and now there is a new manager in place who is less fond of you than the first. In the interim, you have been arrested several times for financial related crimes and the manager went ahead and filled the position to which you are applying. Should negotiations begin where they once left off? Of course not.

How about this one? You agreed to sell me 100 oz. of gold at $300 an ounce a few years back. I thought I could do better. Gold is now over $1800 per oz. I now want you to start off by offering it to me at $300 per oz. like you did before. Make sense? Of course not.

Negotiations should never begin where they left off. They should always begin with the reality of the moment. How is it that anyone expects Israel to happily accept what was a risk in 2000, when events since have proven that the hopeful assumptions at the time were woefully incorrect? The Palestinian Authority could not prevent Hamas from taking over in Gaza, could not prevent thousands of rockets from being launched from there, could not prevent Hamas from winning the only free election to take place in the past decade and refuses to acknowledge that Israel is a state for the Jews. The United Nations refuses to defend Israel from attacks from Lebanon, allowing Hizballah to arm itself to the teeth, attack Israel in 2006, and rearm. The United Nations also condemned Israel acts of self defense in Operation Cast Lead in Gaza and to an extent in the Mavi Marmara incident as well. How can Israel rely on it to stand up to breaches of any peace agreement? Israel is to pretend that nothing has changed and negotiate from the point of past refusals when what was refused is beyond what could be offered today?

That the Palestinian negotiating position has worsened since 2000 is not to simply be disregarded. That it should not be able to expect what it was once offered because of its actions over the past decade should be obvious. Yet, it is not. That problem is not only the cause of previous failures in the peace process but will be the cause of future ones until it is remedied.

 

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Tuesday briefs

But I thought Iran was anti-Zionist, not anti-Jew: Did you know one of the three American hikers illegally imprisoned by Iran was Jewish? Neither did I, until yesterday. The fact that the negotiators felt it was urgent not to let the world know that he was a Jew puts paid to the lie that the Iranian regime is not anti-Semitic. I’m told many of the Iranian people are not. I’ll believe it when they overthrow the anti-Semitic bastards that run the country, and give me a sign that they don’t hate me because I’m Jewish.

Speaking of Jew-hatred: Terrorists blew up the Egyptian gas pipeline to Israel and Jordan again. Way to control the Sinai, Egypt! Good thing Israel gave you permssion to put a few thousand more soldiers there to protect it. By the way, the fact that Jordanians will suffer, too? Yeah, terrorists don’t give a damn about hurting their own. Never have.

Don’t worry, they were only killed by Egyptians: There will be no condemnation about this story. Eygptian security forces killed three Palestinians in a smuggling tunnel after flooding it with sewer water. Of course the world will ignore this, just as it ignores the same security forces when they shoot African immigrants in the back.

Passing along the Turk’s lies: Time magazine gave Erdogan a bully pulpit to pass along his lies. Of course, nobody reads news magazines anymore, so there’s one positive in it. Then again (sigh), other news organizations quote the interview. He’s calling for sanctions on Israel. Why? Because the terrorists were unarmed. No weapons aboard the ship. Straw man, meet Erdogan. I know, I know, you’re really old friends.

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Monday morning briefs

Yeah, I’d have given Iran a royal one-finger salute: The hikers are free, gave a press conference, and still managed to criticize the U.S. position on Iran. I’d give the hikers a one-finger salute as well, the ungrateful idiots. They barely criticized Iran in their prepared statements. You’d think serving 781 days on a made-up charge would influence their thinking a bit. But sometimes there’s just no cure for brainwashing.

Putting the lie to the demographic issue: Israel’s 2010/2011 census statistics are in. I don’t think they really need to worry about demographics.

According to the CBS, in the passing year Israel’s Jewish population grew by 1.7%, the Arab population by 2.5% and other sectors by 1.7%. The Muslim population rose by 2.7%, the Christian grew by 0.9% while the Druze population rose by 1.8%.

Of course, when most people raise the demographics issue, they talk about the West Bank and Gaza. Gaza is no longer occupied, and the statistics are based on Palestinian lies to begin with. People like Jimmy Carter take the lies at face value, but then, he hates Israel and no longer even attempts to hide it.

Speaking of anti-Semites: Did you hear the one where John Mearsheimer said, over and over again, that it wasn’t Jews he had a problem with, it was Zionists? Yeah, he’s a big, fat liar.

Peaceful, non-violent Palestinian resistance kills Israeli man and baby: People keep saying that the Palestinian “protests” are nonviolent. And yet, two Israelis died on Friday—the result of stones thrown at their vehicle. And it’s pretty certain that the Palestinians made sure they were dead.

Saudi ERA watch: Saudi women are going to be allowed to join the political process. But they still won’t be able to drive. Starting in 2015, they will be allowed to vote and run for office. And by “office” we mean “Shura Council”, the council that the kleptocrats in charge get to ignore, what with their being kings and princes and such. Everyone’s making a big deal of this. Yeah, I’ll believe it when I see it.

Barn door, horse: The Russian foreign minister says Iran should stop centrifuge production. Really? NOW you say that? Really? (cf: Russian participation in building the effing nuclear plants in the first place.)

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The AP fact checks the Abbas UN speech

I’m going to score this one a win, even if I have some quibbles with it. The AP really seems to be working towards being an objective media source. At least, sometimes. (Thanks, Soccerdad!) They fact-checked Abbas’ ass, and he came out looking like a big fat liar. For instance:

OCCUPATION: Abbas called Israel’s control of the territories claimed by the Palestinians “the only occupation in the world.”

THE FACTS: The world is full of ethnic minorities that might claim to be ruled by occupiers, ranging from Tibetans living under Chinese rule to Kurds in Turkey, Basques in Spain, Chechens in Russia and Muslim separatists in Indian-ruled Kashmir.

Yeah, the poor, poor pitiful Pals. They’re the ONLY ones in the world suffering under an occupation. Except for all the others.

And this:

JEWISH CONNECTION TO THE HOLY LAND: Abbas called for two states, Israel and Palestine, to live in peace together.

THE FACTS: Abbas did not address one of Israel’s central demands, that he recognize the Jewish connection to Jerusalem and the Holy Land. And he ignored this Jewish connection by referring to the area as the land of Muhammad and Jesus, with no mention of any Jewish biblical figure.

That’s an excellent point, AP.

As to the quibble, well, here’s how the article ends:

SETTLEMENTS: Abbas repeatedly condemned Israeli settlement activity as the chief obstacle to peace, saying that continued Israeli construction on lands claimed by the Palestinians shows that Israel is not serious about peace.

THE FACTS: Israel might argue — as Netanyahu did in his rebuttal Friday — that Arab enmity to Israel long preceded the settlement of lands occupied in 1967. But Abbas, ironically, could have been even stronger in his condemnation and mentioned a jarring statistic: The number of Jews living in the West Bank and east Jerusalem has roughly doubled, to some 500,000 people, since the Oslo Accords of 18 years ago.

The AP might also point out, as it did above, that the Palestinians have turned down—multiple times—a peace deal that gives them almost everything they want. In fact, they even turned down Jerusalem. Because peace is not what the Palestinians want. At least, not until they’ve driven every Jew out of Israel.

Following are excerpts from an interview with Abbas Zaki, member of the Fatah Central Committee, which aired on the Al-Jazeera network on September 23, 2011.

Abbas Zaki: The settlement should be based upon the borders of June 4, 1967. When we say that the settlement should be based upon these borders, President [Abbas] understands, we understand, and everybody knows that the greater goal cannot be accomplished in one go.

If Israel withdraws from Jerusalem, evacuates the 650,000 settlers, and dismantles the wall – what will become of Israel? It will come to an end.

They think nobody’s watching. That’s when they come out with the truth.

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Caturday silliness

It looks like Tig has something growing out of his head here.

Tig, with something growing out of his head

Yes, it’s a lazy Saturday in the Yourish household. After morning services, that is.

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