Passover links

Juvenile Scorn mastery in Ynet.

Don’t hold your breath waiting for the international outcry against Hamas over this.

Awesome. The Egyptians are eating their own. (This is after the Salafist candidate got disqualified because–hold onto your hats–his mother was an American.)

Barry Rubin on the whitewashing of the Muslim Brotherhood, which he predicted months ago, as I recall. And he notes the reason for America’s decline in the Middle East over the last three years. Take a guess. Go ahead, take one.

So who is trying to stop Egyptian Christians from visiting Jerusalem during Easter? That would be other Egyptian Christians. Gee. I wonder why they don’t want their people going to Jerusalem. Could it be because when they come home, they will be accused of being Israeli “collaborators”? And what do they do to Israeli “collaborators”? See the second entry above.

This is what happens when I wake up too early. I have extra time to post before services and breakfast.

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Chag Sameach and Happy Passover

To all my Jewish readers: Chag sameach. May your Seders be wonderful and your Seder dinners tasty. I am looking forward to mine, and also to the second night Seder at my synagogue on Saturday.

I’m not at all sure if I’ll be posting. Not very likely.

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What’s missing from the AP report on rocket fire

What’s missing from this headline?

Rocket hits Israeli city near Egypt border

Let’s think about it before reading the lead paragraphs. A rocket was fired into Israel and hit a city of many thousands, a city right neear the Egyptian border. Hm. What could possibly be missing from this headline?

The origination point of the rocket, perhaps?

A rocket fired from Egypt’s Sinai desert hit a southern Israeli resort city early Thursday, police said, raising new concerns about militant activity in the mountainous peninsula. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu warned the Sinai was becoming a “terror zone.”

No injuries were reported in the overnight strike against Eilat, a normally tranquil Red Sea vacation spot. Eilat is set to welcome thousands of visitors this weekend for the Passover holiday.

And note that since the very first sentence tells you where the rocket originated, this was the editor’s choice–to minimize the attack on Israel from Egyptian territory. And though it’s extremely rare that rockets are fired from Egypt, but you don’t find that out until the eleventh paragraph of a seventeen-paragraph story.

Palestinian militants regularly fire rockets from the Gaza Strip into Israel, but launches from Egyptian territory are rare.

Thursday’s launch appeared to be the first cross-border rocket attack from Egypt since Mubarak’s fall. Rockets last hit Eilat and the nearby Jordanian town of Aqaba in 2010, killing one person and wounding four.

That would be the attack that killed and wounded Jordanians, not Israelis, probably the only reason it was mentioned. Because the AP tallies all Israeli counter-attacks and enumerates all Palestinian casualties. The reverse is almost never the case, just as the news media rarely name Israeli victims of terror, while always naming dead Palestinians.

Happy Passover, Israel! Do you like the gift that Egypt sent you?

In every generation, they rise up against us. Yeah, we’ll be saying that tomorrow night.

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An actual German Nazi defends the 21st century Nazi state

Yes, it’s the definition of chutzpah: A man who lied about his Nazi background, who was a member of the Waffen SS and fought for Germany in WWII, says that Israel is a threat to world peace today–because of Iran.

In the poem titled “What must be said,” published in German daily Sueddeutsche Zeitung and Italy’s La Repubblica among others, Grass criticized what he described as Western hypocrisy over Israel’s own suspected nuclear program amid speculation that it might engage in military action against Iran to stop it building a suspected atomic bomb.

The 84-year-old Grass said he had been prompted to put pen to paper by Berlin’s recent decision to sell Israel a submarine able to “send all-destroying warheads where the existence of a single nuclear bomb is unproven.”

“The nuclear power Israel is endangering the already fragile world peace,” he wrote. His poem specifically criticized Israel’s “claim to the right of a first strike” against Iran.

Grass also called for “unhindered and permanent control of Israel’s nuclear capability and Iran’s atomic facilities through an international body.”

Yet another example of moral equivalency. Israel has had nuclear weapons for decades, and has yet to either threaten the destruction of another nation, or to use them. But Israel must be regulated just like the rogue state that Grass doesn’t seem to think is a threat to world peace, what with its being ruled by a “loudmouth.” Oh, right. Just like Hitler was a loudmouth, hm?

Israel views Iran as a threat to its existence, citing among other things some Iranian calls for its destruction and fears that Iran aims to produce nuclear weapons.

Grass didn’t mention those calls, which have been made by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, but obliquely referred to the Iranian people being “subjugated by a loudmouth.”

So that loudmouth state? It’s been funding terrorism against Israel and Jews since 1979. Not that Grass would give a shit. He’s an ex-Nazi. Of course he would be anti-Israel. And of course he uses the transparent “they’re going to call me an anti-Semite!” line.

Mr. Grass answers that Nazi Germany’s “incomparable” crimes against Jews and his own fear of accusations of anti-Semitism kept him from openly criticizing Israel.

But now, “tomorrow could already be too late” and Germany could become a “supplier to a crime,”Mr. Grass wrote, referring to a deal sealed last month for Berlin to sell Israel a sixth nuclear-capable Dolphin-class submarine.

“I admit: I will be silent no longer, because I am sick of the hypocrisy of the West.”

What a brave, brave man he is, to criticize Israel. Because everyone knows how rare that is, and how people’s lives are utterly ruined after doing so. Oh. Wait.

The good news is there’s pushback from his own people.

The country’s most influential media commentators were unanimous in their criticism. The website of news weekly Der Spiegel wrote, “Never before in the history of the republic has a prominent intellectual waged a battle against Israel in such a cliche-ed way.”

Once a Nazi, always a Nazi. For the former SS member, let’s give him a hearty Yourish.com mantra: Anti-Semites of the world, just die already!

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Quick links

Lee Smith on whether or not the White House is behind the leaks about Israel’s Iran plans.

More preconditions, less talk, same-old, same-old.

The most amazing thing about yesterday’s tornadoes? No one was killed.

Hamas politico admits what everyone already knew: The Palestinians are immigrants to the land of Israel.

Really? Well get your own damned rituals. First faux mitzvahs, now this?

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Obama’s Four Questions

Cheerfully stolen from the Standard.

For Friday night’s Obama White House seder, we hear there’s talk of an alternate version of the traditional four questions:

Introductory Question
Mr. President, why is this administration different from all other administrations?

First Question
Why is it that all other administrations acknowledge Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, but this administration refuses to say Jerusalem is even located in Israel?

Second Question
Why is it that all other administrations try to be friendly to the democratically elected prime minister of Israel, but this administration is bitter towards him?

Third Question
Why is it that all other administrations try not to pick fights with Israel even once, but this administration picks fights with Israel more than twice?

Fourth Question
Why is it that in other administrations the president visits both Muslim and Jewish states, but this administration visits only Muslim states?

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Tuesday, briefly

Of course they do: Hamas is blaming Israel for the deaths of three children who burned to death in a fire caused by candles being used since the electricity was cut. And why was the electricity cut? Because Hamas refuses to take fuel deliveries through Israeli crossings, and Egypt refuses to send fuel via their crossing. But it’s Israel’s fault. Watch for the media to push the Hamas line. However, Gazans know it’s Hamas’ fault.

Even the CSM says Obama is sabotaging Israel: When even the CSM says that Obama is doing everything he can to make sure Israel can’t launch an attack on Iran, I start to believe it.

Smart power! This is what happens when you embrace the Muslim Brotherhood: You get exactly what you asked for. And the New York Times trying to show how the Islamists in the Brotherhood are better than the non-brotherhood Islamists. As for Egypt’s seculars and Christians, well, good luck with that. Islamists are destroying the Middle East’s oldest Christian communities. The Copts were there before the Muslims, not that anyone seems to care about a fact like that. After all, it’s not like they’re claiming to be Palestinians or something like that.

Iran and Syria, sittin’ in a tree: Yes, the Iranians are helping the Dorktator massacre his people. They know how to do it. They did it themselves the first year Obama was in office. And he’s doing about the same in Syria as he did in Iran. Awesome.

Pigs are flying (but they’re kosher ones): The ICC says it can’t investigate PA charges of war crimes in Gaza because there is no such state as Palestine, and they can only conduct investigatiosn by states. This, of course, is a preview of what happens after they get a state. Count on them to conduct investigations going all the way back to Deir Yassin, but certainly not the Hebron Massacre of 1929 (because Jews were killed by Arabs).

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So who’s got a good recipe for matzoh stuffing?

I have a bunch of matzoh farfel that I want to use and I thought I’d try making stuffing. Anyone have a decent recipe?

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Monday briefs

Another reason to like Chris Christie: You really can’t get much more Christian a name (unless you were, say, Jesus J. Jesus), and Gov. Christie is in Jerusalem on a visit “that mixes finance, faith and foreign affairs”. It’s only fair. Netanyahu went to school in New Jersey.

Slavery’s last stronghold: It’s Mauritania, and guess which religion dominates it? Yep. Islam. Here are the bare facts:

Population: 3.4 million
Percentage living in slavery: 10% to 20%
Enslaved population: 340,000 to 680,000
Year slavery was abolished: 1981
Year slavery became a crime: 2007
Convictions against slave owners: One

Yeah, Islam rocks for equality. Just ask any Mauritanian slave. There are hundreds of thousands to choose from. And where is the UN Human Rights Council concentrating in 2012? Why, Israeli settlements, of course. Because that’s the real human rights violation. Not slavery. Oh, and the slaves? Dark-skinned Africans. The slave owners? Light-skinned Arabs. Go figure.

Look for a hardening of the Palestinian position as a result: Mahmoud Abbas is in Egypt, meeting about the Hamas get-together that will never happen, what with Iran paying Hamas to block the unity deal. So if Egypt can offer more, Hamas will join Fatah and the result will be a hardening of Fatah’s already stubborn positions. It’s a lose-lose for Israel!

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Sunday morning lazy briefs

Oh, stop, you’re ruining the apartheid narrative! Shimon Peres is leading the charge as Harvard University discusses plans to bring a campus to Rahat, a Bedouin town, where Arab and Jewish Israelis can learn side by side in peace and harmony. You know, like they already do in non-Israeli towns, only this time, American colleges are going to take part in creating Peres’ vision.

See, this is why I want to rent Jack and Jill: No, I really do.

Sandler takes the Three Stooges and Jerry Lewis and dumbs it down, then relentlessly hits you over the head with it while making sounds that almost resemble what you’d hear in the ape house at a zoo. And that’s what’s so great about his films; you don’t need to get wrapped up in characters and hope that they turn out all right. There’s really nothing at all redeeming about Happy Gilmore or the Israeli soldier turned hairstylist in You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, but that’s really the point of his slapstick — it’s a style of comedy that is akin to pornography, in that you don’t watch it for the story, you watch it for the punchline, and in Sandler’s case, he’s either going to make you laugh by literally acting retarded (The Waterboy), or you’re going to sit with your arms folded saying how incredibly stupid his brand of comedy is, and thinking that Sandler is the worst thing to happen to not just the Jews, but humanity itself.

I don’t even need to read it: I can tell you what’s going to happen in Season 2 of Game of Thrones: People will die in bloody, brutal ways. I stopped reading it afte A Storm of Words Swords. Depressing and cruel, yeah, that’s what I want in a book. So nope, not interested. You all have fun without me.

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Caturday in the park–I think it was the Fourth of July

You know, that old Chicago song, when you think about it, was really weird. Lyrics are rather stupid. But you know what’s not stupid? My cats. Okay, well, yeah, they are, but–first we have a twofer of Tig and Gracie on the bathroom vanity.

Tig and Gracie on the vanity

Gracie likes to drink from the bathroom tap. Her head is wet. Tig licks her ears while she drinks, and Gracie accepts it as her due, because she is Princess Gracie.

Next, we have Tig’s new toy that I picked up on sale at the pet store: It’s a pop-up tunnel just like the ones he had when he was a kitten. This shot is not Tig in The Time Tunnel, or in some giant beast’s belly. It’s just the pink tunnel.

Tig in his tunnel

He’s so happy. And so am I, because he plays by himself in the tunnel, and I get to work in peace again.

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Barack Obama: Deliberately harming Israel

So the greatest friend of Israel, evah, is leaking classified information in order to prevent Israel from striking the Iranian nukes. Because that’s what allies do, cripple each other in advance of something as critical as whether or not to attack the enemy state that has been waging war against Israel since 1979.

To sum up, the American publications caused the following damage:

  • Iran now has a decent picture of what Israel’s and America’s intelligence communities know about Tehran’s nuclear program and defense establishment, including its aerial defenses.
  • The Iranians now know about the indications that would be perceived by Washington and Jerusalem as a “nuclear breakthrough”. Hence, Iran can do a better job of concealment.
  • The reports make it more difficult to utilize certain operational options. These options, even if not considered thus far, could have been used by the US in the future, should Iran not thwart them via diplomatic and military means.

Needless to say, this is not how one should be treating an ally, even if this is a relationship between a superpower and a satellite state. The targeted assassination campaign currently undertaken by the US government also sharply contradicts President Obama’s declaration at the AIPAC Conference, whereby he and the US recognize Israel’s sovereign right to defend itself by itself. One cannot utter these words and a moment later exposes Israel’s vulnerabilities and possible strike routes to its enemies.

Indeed, there is a difference between legitimate persuasion efforts and practical steps to thwart Israeli plans and eliminate them.

For a total of seven years, I served as Yedioth Ahronoth’s reporter in Washington, so I know very well that with a few exceptions, the US Administration knows how to prevent leaks to the media if it so wishes. This is the case even when dealing with former officials, and most certainly when dealing with current government officials. What we are seeing here is not a trickle of information, but rather, a powerful current, a true flood that leaves no doubt as to the existence of an orchestrated media campaign with clear aims.

What this isn’t is a bogus “leak” by Mark Perry, who is a former advisor of Yasser Arafat, claiming that Israel is going to use Azerbaijani bases for the strike. If this is true, then Israel has reason to fear Obama’s second term–because if this is what he does when he claims to be Israel’s friend so he can keep the Jewish vote, just imagine what will happen when he no longer needs to lie.

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Whitewashing Hamas, part the next

What’s missing from this AFP report on the Gaza fuel crisis? A reason.

You can read the entire article and not know why there is a fuel crisis in Gaza. Although they do manage to get a quote blaming the Israeli blockade for tensions, they do not once mention that the crisis is all due to Hamas refusing to allow Israel to ship fuel through the Israeli crossing, and Egypt refusing to ship fuel through their border to Gaza.

Can you say, “Biased media”? I knew you could. But this time, the people are actually blaming Hamas for the crisis, and issuing corrections after passing along Hamas lies about babies dying, even as Hamas arrests cab drivers for “passing rumors” about the crisis. Yes, really. Israel is primed and ready to transfer fuel to Gaza. If there is a crisis, it is entirely of Hamas origin. Funny how the AFP can’t get around to, you know, writing the truth. Not really, though. This is the same nation that brought us the al-Dura hoax.

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Time for a feel-good break

Yes, anyone who believes that Simon Cowell was in any way surprised by the talent shown here, I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale–but this is a wonderfully touching story. And a couple of teenagers with amazing voices.

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Wednesday briefs, lynch mob version

Apparently, it’s not a lynch mentality if it’s a black lynch mob: Apparently, it’s okay for the Black Panthers to offer up a wanted dead or alive poster on George Zimmerman, plus a $10,000 reward for him.. Also for Spike Lee to tweet his address. Incorrectly. Causing an elderly, retired couple to move out of their home in fear of their lives. But don’t worry, it’s okay, because he’s not a dreaded Tea Partier. Say, remember how the left freaked out about the guy who shot Gabrielle Giffords, insisting he was a Tea Party/rightist/extremist only to find out that he wasn’t? Well, Zimmerman is a registered Democrat, and what are they saying? That conservatives shouldn’t be bringing up party affiliation at all. Ya think? Oh, and gee, is the Spike Lee story all over the media? Of course not. They don’t cover it if it makes liberals look bad. This fake Will Smith quote, however, went viral. Because it has all the right stuff. Ah, hypocrisy. You can always count on the left for it.

And it’s Shaul Mofaz for the win: Kadima’s still around? All kidding aside, Mofaz actually might have a shot at unseating Netanyahu in the future. Certainly he’s got more of a chance than Tzipi Livni. (Who?)

Israel tells the UNHRC to eff off: As well they should. They can call for an investigation into Israeli settlements in the West Bank. Israel has both cut all ties to the council and told the council that their “investigators” will not be allowed into Israel or the West Bank. The American abassador to Israel says it’s understandable to cut ties. The HRC can feel free to investigate human rights violations in Gaza, where apparently, “spreading rumors” is now an arrestable offense.

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