Les Miz, the movie

Can. Not. Wait.

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Wednesday news roundup

Anywhere you may find them, just like the Nazis: The Israeli Eurovision team was targeted by terrorists. Forty suspects were arrested. Forty. Why so many? Because they had big plans:

The group was planning attacks on the concert hall where the Eurovision was held, on Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev, on police buildings, hotels used by foreigners, mosques and other religious sites, it said.

What? Mosques? Muslims were going to attack mosques? But–but that’s a war crime, to attack holy places like mosques. Yeah, only if the attackers aren’t Muslims. The Jihadis are the modern-day Nazis, and it’s not an invocation of Godwin’s Law to say so. They want to murder Jews. All Jews. Just ask them. Or read the Hamas charter.

By the way, Hamas is still carrying out terror attacks: In spite of what you read to the contrary, they’re still trying to murder and kidnap Israelis. Hamas is responsible for 50% of the attacks. Go figure, they haven’t moderated, even after years of learning how to govern. I guess the New York Times was wrong. [insert eye roll here]

And again: This is not what Israelis should be doing. Beating up a Sudanese worker because he’s Sudanese? This needs to stop. Israel isn’t Greece, where the neo-Nazis march by the thousands and have been elected to parliament. I have faith that Israel will stop this violent minority of bigots.

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A writing weekend

I spent many hours writing this weekend, especially since I don’t have a car and couldn’t really go anywhere. (Although I went shopping with a neighbor on Saturday and out to a friend’s for dinner on Monday, so carless does not equal outless.) The tally: I’m up to 71,000 words. It’s looking like the total will be closer to 80,000 than 75.

I identified the chapters that needed the work and took them on, one at a time. Chapters one through twelve are effectively finished. Thirteen through seventeen need about 40-50 pages added, I think. The manuscript is going to come in at about 300 pages.

I think I can finish it by this weekend, which is only a few days later than my May 31 deadline. Then the hard work of line editing begins, then I send it off to my friend the copy editor, then I revise it again and send it to the proofreader. After that, it’s time to take care of the business end of things, like completely revising this website. I think I’ve finally figured out what I want to do: The blog will become a writing blog, and I will also post on Jewish and Israeli issues when the feeling arises. Or maybe I’ll run two blogs on the site. Okay, I haven’t figured out what I’m going to do. Darn it.

You know, today I realized that only about six weeks ago, I started my 50,000 word challenge. I was at exactly 41,702 words then, and wanted to see if I could hit 50k by April 30th. I did. And 29 days later, I have another 20k words. That’s without writing on April 30th, because I hit my goal and took a break.

In other words: Things are going very well. I’ll be sending the manuscript off to beta readers in about a month or so. Do I have any readers who are also editors or writers and want to be beta readers? Email me or post a comment here. (Of course, that doesn’t let you off the hook for getting a copy of the e-book when it’s published. We have got to get this puppy up the Amazon lists!)

Things are going very well, indeed.

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Back to work briefs

Stuxnet, Part 3: Looks like the creators of Stuxnet are far more awesome than we thought, except for the computers infected in Israel bit. But then, if you want it to look like Israel didn’t create it, infecting your own country’s computers would do that, wouldn’t it? On the other hand, Iran is rumored to already have enough nuclear material for five bombs, and they’re refusing to halt enrichment, so I’m thinking someone screwed up. Wired is covering Flame (the malware) in-depth.

Among Flame’s many modules is one that turns on the internal microphone of an infected machine to secretly record conversations that occur either over Skype or in the computer’s near vicinity; a module that turns Bluetooth-enabled computers into a Bluetooth beacon, which scans for other Bluetooth-enabled devices in the vicinity to siphon names and phone numbers from their contacts folder; and a module that grabs and stores frequent screenshots of activity on the machine, such as instant-messaging and email communications, and sends them via a covert SSL channel to the attackers’ command-and-control servers.

Well, that’s one creepy Big Brother program.

Inspector Clouseau lives on: The French commandos who were surveilling the Toulouse terrorist–who killed three children and an adult at a Jewish school–fell asleep on watch. Which is why the terrorist was able to murder more people. Great work, France. Wonderful news that your special forces are so good that they can do their job in their sleep. Oh. Wait. Parlez-vous “Lawsuit”? I knew you could.

Why yes, they’re laughing: Xinhua seems to have the most honest news coverage of Israel from time to time, and here they are again, pointing out that Iran has been laughing at the world while pretending to negotiate about its nuclear program. Let’s see, refusal to stop enrichment, putting in new nuclear plants, and saying they don’t neead IAEA inspection of nuclear sites. Yeah, they’re laughing, all right. Because they’ve been getting away with it for decades. Why shouldn’t they laugh? the world ignores their blatant disregard of the arms embargo on Syria, openly admits the Iranian Revolutionary Guard is in Syria helping oppress the people, it stands by while Iran massacres its children, and pretty much does nothing but issue strongly-worded statements. Yeah. They’re laughing. At us.

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On Memorial Day

Think of the veterans.

And read America: Her finest hour is yet to come

Soldiers place flags at Arlington National Cemetery

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Grover Norquist, asshole

I rarely put up a title like the one on this post, but in this case, I would absolutely love to be the number one hit on Google when you type in “Grover Norquist asshole”.

Here’s why:

The anti-tax activist Grover Norquist on Friday compared a new Democratic proposal to penalize Americans who renounce their citizenship to evade taxes to policies employed by the Nazis and communists.

Sens. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and Bob Casey (D-Pa.) introduced legislation this week — in response to a Facebook co-founder ditching his citizenship — that would force wealthy people who give up their U.S. citizenship to prove that they did not do so for tax reasons.

Norquist, the president of Americans for Tax Reform, said the targeting people that turn in their passports reminded him of regimes that had driven people out of the country, only to confiscate their wealth at the door.

“I think Schumer can probably find the legislation to do this. It existed in Germany in the 1930s and Rhodesia in the ’70s and in South Africa as well,” said Norquist. “He probably just plagiarized it and translated it from the original German.”

Eff you, Norquist. Years ago, someone who happens to be an experienced journalist for a well-known conservative publication told me that he thinks Norquist is a horrible person who is not in the habit of, shall we say, putting America first. There have been many stories about his links to Islamists here in America. I don’t know if any of that is true, but I think we can pretty much count him in for the Jew-hatred he shows in the quote above.

Asshole.

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The refugee problem the UN doesn’t find pressing

How many billions of dollars have gone to Palestinian “refugees” living in the Middle East? How many salaries are paid by UNRWA to descendants of Palestinian refugees from 1948? And how often do we hear that the Palestinian “refugees” are in crisis because their Arab and Muslim brethren won’t support them, won’t allow them to work in their nations, won’t grant them citizenship, and, well, won’t really help them?

So when the real refugees show up in Israel, where is the UN on this issue?

Telling Israel to take care of the problem.

“Our objective is to have Israel host these people under proper conditions until the option arises for them to go home,” said William Tall, the envoy of the U.N. refugee agency office in Israel.

Note that he said nothing about the UN assisting Israel with the 60,000 refugees that have come over the Sinai in the past seven years. No, it’s all on Israel. Because the UN has more pressing refugee problems–like the Palestinians, who are all housed and clothed and fed by the UN.

Israelis are not helping the issue by attacking Sudanese migrants. And the AP, of course, is quick to jump on Israel.

Recent rapes blamed on African migrants have ignited a political and emotional backlash against their ballooning numbers, with Israelis and their leaders stridently – and in an alarming new development, violently – calling for their expulsion.

Israel, bound by an international refugees treaty it ardently promoted, doesn’t seem to have that option, and the gap between rhetoric and reality threatens to send simmering social antagonisms boiling over into open conflict.

It has raised questions, relevant all over the developed world, about how much is owed to the impoverished migrants who manage to sneak in.

But the AP isn’t writing articles about the developed world, just about Israel’s treatment of the African migrants. And it finds plenty of negatives to report.

The U.S. State Department criticized this practice in a report on global human rights released Thursday, noting that of 4,603 new asylum applications in 2011, Israel rejected 3,692 and approved one. According to the report, asylum seekers without refugee status are not allowed to work and have no access to public health care, and that the government negatively terms the migrants “infiltrators”.

The Christian Science Monitor is on the job as well. (There is no negative story about Israel they won’t emphasize.) Make no mistake, the mob violence against refugees in Tel Aviv was horribly wrong. But note the very last paragraph in the CSM article. (Funny how it’s the very last one. It makes you wonder if they thought perhaps not many people read to the end of an article. Oh. Wait.)

“No one except a psychotic racist would deny that the overwhelming majority of Africans here are law-abiding,” wrote Larry Derfner, a columnist for the left-wing +972 blog. “But with at least 60,000 here and 2,000 to 3,000 more arriving monthly, all of them crowding into a few neighborhoods of poor, conservative, frightened Jews, they are a threat to the fabric of this society. Given their numbers, there’s a limit to how much compassion Israel can show them. At this point, we have to worry about our own first.”

Exactly. Which is why the UN should be taking care of this problem. Hey, there’s plenty of land in the Sinai. Just ask the Bedouins to stop extorting and raping and robbing the refugees, and set up a refugee camp there instead.

Shyeah.

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Friday holiday weekend briefs

And they’ll take care of the Temple Mount. Honest. They promise: A fifth-century synagogue in Palestinian-controlled Jericho was desecrated with swastikas. Because the Palestinians are all about respecting other religion’s holy sites. Just ask the Christians in Gaza. Oh. Wait. There are only 1500 of them left. Never mind. Shyeah, like we’re ever gonna let them have the Temple Mount back. I have an idea. Let’s give it back to them after the Messiah gets here, if that’s what he says we should do.

Surprise! The world is more Palestinian than the Palestinians: South Africa is the latest nation to hop on the boycott-Israel bandwagon, but the Palestinians are happy to have Israeli products in their stores and homes. Irony? Doesn’t exist as far as Israel’s enemies are concerned.

Cutting off its nose to spite its wallet: Israeli exports and tourism to Turkey continue to drop. Gee, I wonder why? Oh, that’s right. Because it’s a country run by anti-Israeli Islamists, the very model the Muslim Brotherhood is trying to emulate. At least the part where they lie and say they’re not going to impose Islamic law. Until they do.

Amnesty’s annual anti-Israel report is out: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s time for the annual human rights reports, and of course, Amnesty pretty much only considers Israel responsible for Gaza, even though Egypt is on the other side of the Gaza border and maintains an even more strict closure. But that’s not relevant, because they’re not Jews. This is a sample of the anti-Israel bias of the report:

Palestinian activists in the West Bank who mounted protests, some peaceful, against the fence/wall and the presence of illegal Israeli settlements continued to face arrest and trial before Israeli military courts.

The dishonesty is jaw-dropping. Instead of outright acknowledging that pretty much every protest against the security fence devolves into rock-throwing at IDF soldiers, the weasel words “some peaceful” are inserted to make it seem like Israel is randomly arresting Palestinian protesters. You really need read no further than that. The report is a waste of time.

Madonna just doesn’t get it: Really, Madonna. I know you’re into kabbala and all that, but don’t you understand that you’re going against the hoi polloi who say you should boycott Israel? Starting your world tour in Israel? What is wrong with you, woman? Esther, Esther, Esther. They’re going to shake their heads and tell you that they’re never going to buy your music again, then secretly download it from iTunes.

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Yet another busy day

Well, let’s see. Yesterday, I brought my car to the shop and this morning discovered that it has a bent valve, so off it goes to another shop for a large repair and I am carless until next Wednesday at the earliest. But because the car was acting up yesterday, I decided to rent a car to get to Company in NorVA today, since I had a meeting with a few executives and, well, you don’t want to miss those meetings due to car trouble.

The meeting was brief, I did a couple of hours’ work in NorVA, then drove home again, first stopping at all of the grocery stores I needed to visit to stock up for six days with no car.

And now, I’m home, and I’m starving, because I skipped lunch, so it’s time to eat dinner. I’m sure I’ll find a use for that fresh kosher chicken I picked up at Trader Joe’s, as well as the corn on the cob from Kroger.

The news will have to wait, because I still have to write after I finish working tonight.

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Another book report?

In case you were wondering, I’m now past 64,000 words and on my way towards completing the novel on deadline. Well, unless I wind up adding another chapter near the end. It may be necessary.

Five thousand words last weekend, a thousand words so far today, a thousand words Monday and Tuesday. Things are going well.

The novel should be finished in about a week and a half. Then I’m taking two weeks to line-edit and rewrite. After that, two weeks of copyediting and then two more weeks of proofreading. That gives me three or four weeks to take care of the business end of things before my cover illustration comes in.

I’m still on-target for the August launch.

Can’t wait!

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Wednesday news roundup

The hatred only goes one way: A young Israeli mountain climber gave up his lifelong dream in order to save a dying Turkish mountain climber who others were passing by on their way to the summit. So the Turk lived. And oh yeah, he also saved a Malaysian climber that was similarly being ignored. Those awful, hateful Jews. They have it in for Muslims, don’t they? Just ask the Palestinians. Riiight.

Seriously? Because you’re going to be able to enforce this how? Speaking of Turkey, they’re going to file murder charges against four IDF commanders over the Mavi Marmara incident. That’s right, Israeli soldiers who defended themselves from the murderous attacks of Islamic terrorists are the murderers, not the attackers. So gee, guys, whatever you do, don’t go to Turkey or you’ll be arrested. Like that was an option for them to begin with.

So, how’s that reconciliation agreement going? Sure, Hamas and Fatah are best buds. That’s why Hamas-aligned students are hiding out on a college campus to evade arrest by the PA. Awesome pals. Just awesome.

Our ally, Pakistan: Yeah, our bestest buddies in the War on Terror just convicted the doctor who helped us find Osama bin Laden–for treason. And sentenced him to 33 years in prison. And they did it without a proper trial, and with no chance of appeal. Our friends, the Pakistanis. Right. Sure. Uh-huh. Say, is Amnesty going to have anything on this, we wonder?

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Tuesday, briefly

Hamas is in deep doo-doo: I like my headline better than Ynet’s, but read Guy Bechor’s analysis for a nice, cheerful story about Hamas. Cheerful for us, that is. Money quote:

Until recently it appeared that the so-called “Arab Spring” and its Islamic parties would embrace Hamas. We certainly saw lip service, but establishing a Jihad army against Israel? Every Arab state is currently contending with deep domestic problems; this existential trouble dwarfs Hamas’ problems.

Do you see the grin on my face? No? Well, just imagine one. It’s huge. Schadenfreude. Yeah, we got that.

Yeah, I’ll believe it when I see it: Egyptians are telling Ynet that regardless of who wins the election, the peace treaty with Israel will stand. Uh-huh. And Hamas will moderate once it starts having to, you know, deal with trash collection and the like. Oh. Wait.

Way to give the haters ammunition: An Israeli organ-trafficking ring that preyed on poor people in destitute countries like Azerbaijan. Awesome work, guys. Watch the neo-Nazis lap this one up like it’s their cheap beer.

The U stands for Useless: UN observers watched with their usual amount of interference (that is to say: None) as Syrian troops fired on the crowd that came out to welcome the UN observers. Well, you know, they’re not there to protect people. If they were, the Rwandan genocide would never have occurred, and they would not have assisted Hezbollah in kidnapping an Israeli soldier. But hey, they were able to document the event, so it’s all good.

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On Christian persecution in Muslim countries: Shut up, it’s still Israel’s fault

60 Minutes publishes a hatchet job on how Israel is supposedy driving out Christians, and utterly ignores stories like this one, where Egypt’s Muslims are persecuting Christians.

An Egyptian court sentenced 12 Christians to life in prison and acquitted eight Muslims on Monday in a case set off by religious tensions in the country’s south.

The Christians were found guilty of sowing public strife, the possession of illegal weapons and shooting dead two Muslims in April of last year in Minya province, about 220 kilometers (135 miles) south of Cairo.

The religious tension in Minya spilled over into violence last year when a Muslim microbus driver, angered by a speed bump outside a wealthy Christian man’s villa, got into a scuffle with security guards who beat him.

After returning to his village of Abu Qurqas that evening, he rounded up the villagers who then gathered outside an ultraconservative Islamist group’s main office there to protest his beating. According to rights researcher Ishak Ibrahim, the Christians nearby thought they were going to be attacked and shot from their rooftops down at the crowd, killing two and wounding two others.

For several days after, angry villagers torched dozens of Christian homes and stores.

Isn’t it amazing that 60 Minutes couldn’t find any Christian persecution by other nations in the Middle East? Like, say, Saudi Arabia, which arrests its Filipino “guest workers” for holding secret Christian worship services and allows no Christian bibles or symbols in the nation? Or the grand mufti of Saudi Arabia declaring that all churches must be destroyed? There is a wealth of information that the media ignores. But sure, blame Israel for the lack of Christians in Gaza. It’s not the Islamist government of Hamas at all. Here’s the most telling fact about the Christians of Israel and the Palestinian territories today:

Christians comprise less than 4% of Palestinians living within the borders of former Mandate Palestine today. They are approximately 4% of the West Bank population, less than 1% in Gaza, and nearly 10% of Israel’s Palestinian population.

Canceling Christmas celebrations in Gaza? Check.

There hasn’t been a Christmas tree in Gaza City’s main square since Hamas pushed the Palestinian Authority out of Gaza in 2007 and Christmas is no longer a public holiday.

Egyptian Islamists wouldn’t allow Christmas greetings to Christians because it’s against their beliefs.

Islamists in Gaza murdered a Christian bookstore owner. But yeah, blame Israel. And ignore the fact that Egyptian Christians were given life sentences for protecting themselves from a Muslim mob. And acquit the Muslims. Because that’s the Islamist way.

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Monday, snarkly, briefly

Did you hear the one about Hamas moderating? Yeah, not so much. Unless by “moderation” you mean “willing to wait a few years to destroy Israel.” Yes, I know I already linked to the Forward interview, but Ynet’s behind the times, and anyway, there’s this great quote for the doubters. Note the bold:

“Let’s establish a relationship between the two states in the historic Palestinian land as a hudna between both sides,” added the leader of Hamas, which controls the Gaza Strip that remains under Israeli blockade.

That would be all of Israel, not just the West Bank and Gaza.

Seriously? You’re going to ban the internet and tell me I’m going to the version of Jewish hell if I use it? Seriously? Yeah, I’m thinking these guys are a bunch of idiots, but then, I’ve never been one for religious extremism of any sort. And, oh yeah–where were the women at this event? There were none. Nada. Zip. Zilch. So, come back and talk to me when–oh, wait. You’ll never talk to me, because I’m a woman. Never mind. Good job making Jews look as backward and narrow-minded as Islamists, though. (H/T: Jonathan M.)

The reports of al Qaeda’s demise are exaggerated: A group that can kill over 100 soldiers in a Yemen suicide bombing isn’t dead yet. Damn it.

I put this item in because I wanted to say “There’s a company named Alibaba Group?” Yep. There is.

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The perils of writing

Here I am, writing away, expecting to have a pretty uneventful day. I’m filling in the corners, or at least, that’s what I thought I was doing. But suddenly, instead of filling in a corner, I’ve written my hero into one. Now I have to get him out of it, and it’s extremely important to do it in a timely manner. Oh, and I need to make it believable.

I guess the good part about being stuck like this is that unlike reading someone else’s book, I get to say, “Why doesn’t the hero just do X?” and then I get to have him do it.

It’s been a good weekend for writing so far. I’m at about 4,000 words and not quite done for the day yet.

Just a few more weeks and I’ll be done with the first draft. Then things really start getting interesting.

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