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Glenn Reynolds:

600-year-old linen bras found in Austrian castle. They’ve since been returned to their original owner, Helen Thomas.

I hereby designate Glenn a Master of Juvenile Scorn™

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Changes

Today is my last day as a full-time employee at Job in Northern Virginia. The problem is that my company is supported largely by government contracts, and while we won large contracts to do various jobs for the government, these are hard times, and the government is not funding the contracts we’ve won. So we have had layoffs. And layoffs. And layoffs again. And now, downsizing to part-time some of us who were formerly full-time employees.

BUT–

Now I have more time to write.

My YA fantasy novel, Darkness Rising, is currently in the editing stage. My cover art is due in a week. I found a terrific cover designer. And I’m working on a new website.

This website, my friends, is going to be retired. Sometime next month, my writing website-slash-blog will go live. I will not be posting daily briefs about Israel and politics. I’m not quite sure what I will be writing about besides, well, writing.

When I first started this blog, I had just been laid off from my second job as an entry-level programmer. It was during the bad old days of the bursting of the tech bubble. I decided to create the blog (by hand!) as a way of keeping up my web skills, and also as a way of starting to write every day. Sure, it wasn’t fiction, but then along came Iseema bin Laden and the Hulk and a few other things, and before I knew it, I had an audience and a desire to write even more. Eleven-plus years later, well, the writing paid off. In a few weeks, we will know exactly how much. However, the writing is taking precedence over everything else. Writing for a living is what I’ve wanted all of my adult life. Blogging about Israel, Jewish issues, and politics is a hobby.

That said, well, I’ve never been able to keep my opinions to myself. Honestly, I have no idea what the future is going to bring. But I know that this is the most important, most meaningful, and hopefully most life-changing year I have ever had. I hope you’ll all be along for the ride, but if you’re not, well, there’s a great, big JBlogosphere out there that I helped to found, and that will do just fine without me.

And by the way, take a good look at the rough cover copy. I think many of my readers will find something they like in the novel, particularly the source of the Catmages’ powers.

Andy Cohen was just your average middle school kid who went to class, played videogames, and tried to avoid the class bully–until the day that Goldeneyes came into his life. She’s a Catmage, a cat with human intelligence and magic powers. He’s the boy in the prophecy who is supposed to help the Catmages stop the Evil One from rising again–if they can find Nafshi, the most powerful Catmage of them all. Will they find her in time, or will the enemy kill her and steal her powerful Magelight? Darkness Rising, Book One in The Catmage Chronicles, coming in August. By Meryl Yourish.

If you liked Harry Potter, I think you’re going to like The Catmage Chronicles. And yes, you will hear about it here, first. Immediately after pushing the “publish” button on Amazon, I’ll publish a post with a link to the novel, which will be available in ebook and trade paperback.

Change is often a good thing. It’s time for me to take a new path. Stick around and see what happens. But if you don’t, well, thanks for being here. It’s been a fun ride. But I’m going to make that left turn at Albuquerque and see what happens.

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Late Monday briefs

Just goes to show you, school hasn’t changed at all since I was in it: Well, except the reading teacher in my high school ultimately got fired after he was caught screwing a teenage girl. Looks like it’s still going on all over the place. And teachers unions are protecting the bad guys.

Still more rockets hitting Israel: Move along, nothing to see here. It’s far more important to report that Saab Erekat is calling Mitt Romney a racist for saying that Israeli culture is superior to Palestinian culture. Say, jackass: It is. No Israeli has ever blown him or herself up in a room full of civilians or a busload of children. And by the way, take note of how the press is playing Romney’s trip. It’s all negative. The fact that he raised a million dollars in Israel and spoke in front of cheering crowds of Israelis? Barely touched on. Instead, they’re concentrating on the whining of the Palestinians. Oh, like that’s new.

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Busy weekend

I had a busy weekend.

This is part of the reason.

A boy and my cat

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Bob Costas, Mensch

Bob Costas shamed the IOC in front of a billion viewers.

These games mark the 40th anniversary of the 1972 tragedy in Munich, when 11 Israeli coaches and athletes were murdered by Palestinian terrorists. There have been calls from a number of quarters for the IOC to acknowledge that, with a moment of silence at some point in tonight’s ceremony. The IOC denied that request, noting it had honored the victims on other occasions. And, in fact, this week [IOC president] Jacques Rogge led a moment of silence before about 100 people in the athlete’s village. Still, for many, tonight, with the world watching, is the true time and place to remember those who were lost, and how and why they died.

Bravo, Bob.

They had time to honor the victims of 7/7, though, so some victims of terrorism count. Just not the Jewish ones.

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Friday briefs

Shades of 1930s Europe: Switzerland joins Germany’s war on Jews and Muslims by banning circumcision. First they ban kosher slaughter. Then they ban circumcision. Give them time, and they will ban Judaism completely. They did it before.

Israel remembers the victims of the Munich Olympics: The IOC will not, but Israel did. The big question is: Will the audience at tonight’s ceremony?

Ankie Spitzer and Ilana Romano are asking audience members to stand in silence when International Olympic Committee chief Jacques Rogge rises to speak at Friday’s ceremony.

I doubt it. Europeans don’t give a shit about Jews. They’ve proven that over the centuries. As for the PA, they have congratulated the IOC for not exhibiting “racism” by honoring the memory of the murdered Israelis. It’s not terrorism. It’s racism. And these are Israel’s so-called peace partners.

Using the state to force citizens to think the way you want: The cities of Chicago and Boston are threatening to refuse Chik-fil-A franchises in their towns because they don’t like the owner of Chik-fil-A’s view on homosexuality. It is a classic example of a violation of First Amendment rights: Dan Cathy is being punished for expressing his ideas. Let me be clear about something. I have no issue with gay marriage. I have serious issues with government penalizing private businesses for not agreeing with them. And the worst part of all is that much of the material against Cathy is either made up or distorted by the media (gee, that never happens).

Really? “Sense pressure”? Really? Talk about your whitewashing. Here’s the Reuters headline on Muslims forcing Gaza Christians to convert: Gaza Christians sense pressure to convert to Islam. Right.

Well, it goes with their narrative: Iran says Israel blew up its own tourists in Bulgaria just so it could blame Iran for it. Batshit crazy people. But no, they’re not going to try to nuke Israel if they get the bomb. Don’t be ridiculous. They’re totally sane and normal.

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I tawt I taw a puddy tat

I have a cleaning crew come in once a month, and I don’t bother to make my bed that day, because they remake it no matter what I do, and it’s rather embarrassing. So, since they love making beds, well, I leave it to them.

Tigger loves cleaning day after they’re gone, because for some reason he loves a freshly-made bed (okay, fine, I do make my bed other days, but yeah, I’m pretty lazy about it). He loves to sleep at the head of the bed, on the pillows.

Well, today, after my crack squad of cleaning ninjas left, and the cats came out from under the bed, I found this.

Bedprints

That’s right. Pawprints on the blanket. Bedprints. I’ve never seen that before, and had to share.

That’s my boy.

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The video that’s pissing off Egypt

Ah, the Egyptians. Now remember, it isn’t Jews they have a problem with. It’s Israelis.

Oh, bullshit. It’s Jews.

The video, which the Temple Institute says is designed to “change the way people think about the Temple and the commandment to rebuild it,” has garnered almost 200,000 hits in five days. It depicts two children building a sand-castle model of the Temple on a beach, and fleetingly features a copy of The Jerusalem Post open to an article about new Egyptian President Mohamed Mursi.

This is a video about Tisha b’Av, the ninth of Av, the day we commemorate the destruction of the First and Second Temples. Because that’s the day they were destroyed. The video is by the Temple Institute.

According to its website, the Temple Institute’s “long-term goal is to do all in our limited power to bring about the building of the Holy Temple in our time,” while in the short term seeking to “rekindle the flame of the Holy Temple in the hearts of mankind through education.”

The organization has reproduced the Temple vessels in strict accordance with Jewish law, including a golden Menora costing $2 million, and also strongly advocates Jewish prayer rights on the Temple Mount.

Yeah, I advocate Jewish prayer rights there, too, but Muslims think that the Temple Mount is all theirs since they built two mosques on top of it. Oh, and here’s what the Egyptians had to say about the video:

According to the Temple Institute, Egyptian activists flooded the YouTube page of the video with anti-Semitic and anti-Israel slogans – which were subsequently removed – protesting what they interpreted as a subversive suggestion that Mursi would not hinder the rebuilding of the Temple on the Temple Mount, where the Dome of the Rock shrine and Al-Aksa Mosque stand.

Hey, Egyptian Muslims: We’re living in your heads, rent-free. In luxury townhouses.

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Five years? Seriously? Five years?

Blogs are kind of like a public diary, in some cases. I was wondering today how long I’ve been having hot flashes. So I searched the blog, and found posts in December of 2007.

The reason I was wondering is because maybe–just maybe–the hot flashes are finally subsiding. I’ve had almost none since last Friday, and I’m starting to hope that perhaps I’ve gone through menopause and come out the other side. Which on the one hand is wonderful, because the hormonal swings, HulkMS, and hot flashes suck. On the other hand, it sucks, because that means I’m getting older.

Oh, well. It beats the alternative.

It would be so wonderful to go through the day as a normal human being again, and not need to keep a towel around for the times I’m dripping with sweat from a hot flash.

I was once having them every ten minutes. I wrote it down, and then indignantly called Sarah and bitched to her about it. She’s starting to get even. It’s her turn to start calling me to gripe about The Change.

By the way, all those idiots who try to tell you to celebrate it, be happy, blah blah blah Wymyn stuff? Screw them. They’re idiots. Menopause sucks.

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The Jew factor

Apparently, it’s the fear of an Arab boycott of the opening ceremonies that is preventing the IOC from holding a moment of silence for the victims of the Munich Massacre.

According to an interview given by Thomas Bach, the Vice President of the International Olympic Committee, the threats to boycott the opening ceremony made by Arab states in the event of an official minute of silence, have led the IOC to mark the 40 year anniversary in other ways, including a minute of silence on Monday inside the Olympic Village, led by IOC President Jacques Rogge.

The Arab boycott “had been a possibility, according to some of our advice”, Bach said according to Israel’s Channel 2 news.

After eleven years of covering the Jewish/Israel beat, I am unsurprised by the cowardice. But you can’t rule out Jew-hatred as the root of Arab intransigence. Decades of demonization has led to this:

Egyptian actors fooled into thinking they were on an Israeli television show flew into violent rages and assaulted presenters on a candid camera-type program aired in Egypt in recent days.

The program was broadcast on Egypt’s Al-Nahar channel, and was made available by the Washington-based Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI).

One of the actors, Ayman Kandeel “Tuhami,” became irate after being led to believe he was speaking to Israelis, and struck a female presenter across the face, sending her flying to the ground.

There’s video at the link. In Egypt, it’s perfectly okay to hate Israelis and react violently if forced to interact with them. Hatred of Israel is so bitter that the Syrian rebels have refused humanitarian aid from Israel.

And it’s not just the Arab and Muslim nations. The BBC refuses to call Jerusalem the capital of Israel. The EU refuses to acknowledge that Hizbullah is a terrorist organization. And Barack Obama let Turkey freeze Israel out of an international conference on terrorism.

So the IOC’s cowardice is not unprecedented. It is merely part of a pattern, a pattern that has been repeated over the centuries when it comes to Jews. Let us not pretend that it is simply about Israelis. It’s the Jew factor.

If eleven European or Arab athletes had been killed, we’d be having an annual moment of silence at the Olympics. But since it’s Jews, well–Jewish blood is cheap.

But not, at least, for one man: Bob Costas is going to hold his own moment of silence during the opening ceremonies, with the blessing of NBC.

I haven’t watched the Olympics in years. I think I’ll watch the opening ceremonies because of Costas. He gets it. He’s not Jewish, but he knows that it’s the right thing to do. The Jew factor is not an issue for this mensch.

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When the police are minutes away, seconds matter

David Frum on how safe Americans really are, so they don’t need guns:

The police can protect you, and will, and do. And a gun in the house is not a guarantee of personal security — it is instead a standing invitation to family tragedy. The cold dead hands from which they pry the gun are very unlikely to be the hands of a heroic minuteman defending home and hearth against intruders. They are much more likely to be the hands of a troubled adolescent or a clumsy child.

Yes. Guns will kill you, and the police will protect you. Like they did with this rural teenaged mother.

McKinley said she asked the dispatcher, “I’ve got two guns in my hand — is it OK to shoot him if he comes in this door? I’m here by myself with my infant baby, can I please get a dispatcher out here immediately?”

“I can’t tell you that you can do that but you do what you have to do to protect your baby,” the dispatcher said.

The 911 conversation lasted for 21 minutes. Then the door gave in.

“I waited till he got in the door. They said I couldn’t shoot him until he was inside the house. So I waited until he got in the door and then I shot him,” McKinley told KFOR.

You’re totally safe. Count on the police. They’ll protect you. Just like they did Sarah McKinley. But Frum thinks that taking away our guns will help protect our children.

In the land of the Second Amendment, nobody will take your guns away. But if you love your children, you should get rid of them voluntarily.

McKinley was facing two drug addicts who knew that her husband died of cancer and were invading her home to get his painkillers. She locked and barricaded her doors and waited for the police. The man who broke into her house was armed with a large hunting knife. She fired and killed him, and the other would-be thief ran away. Sarah McKinley loves her child. That’s why she kept the shotgun even though she sold some of her husband’s other guns after he died.

If she had followed Frum’s advice, she and the baby would likely have been killed.

Frum is an idiot. I’m keeping my guns, thank you, even though I live in a quiet, peaceful neighborhood.

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Briefly

Not enough: I think they should have called down the “death penalty” on Penn State, but at least their football program is mostly dead now. Here’s a good take on why.

Crazy or not, the death penalty works for me: Someone who is insane doesn’t have the capacity to tell right from wrong. This guy created a booby-trapped apartment with more than 30 homemade grenades and ten gallons of gasoline waiting for the police investigators who he expected to enter and die there. The word they’re looking for isn’t crazy. It’s sociopath.

The DOJ has Masters of Juvenile Scorn: Get a load of this snark in the DOJ explanation as to why they’re continuing with their case against the publishers who colluded with Apple to set prices:

In a response published today (23rd July), the DoJ said: “In the course of its investigation, the United States examined complaints about Amazon’s alleged predatory practices and found persuasive evidence lacking . . . Even if there were evidence to substantiate claims of ‘monopolization’ or predatory pricing’ they would not be sufficient to justify self-help in the form of collusion.”

And that isn’t all the snark. It’s an awesome response to the people who whined that the DOJ should drop the case because Amazon created the ebook market and then pursued its mastery while the Big Six sat on their thumbs and said that nobody would ever want to read a book on a computer thingie.

Responding to Barnes & Noble’s comments, the DoJ asserted that Barnes & Noble was “worried that it will make less money after the conspiracy than it collected while the conspiracy was ongoing” and that that was not a matter for the court to consider. Many of the benefits B&N attributes to collusive pricing could be achieved in other ways, such as lowering costs, the DoJ said.

What annoys me most about the responses from authors and publishers is that they had no problem at all watching independent bookstores die as Borders and Barnes & Noble set up shop in town after town and killed the independents by undercutting their prices. Do you see a pattern here? What’s that? It’s called “the free market at work”?

Shyeah.

Meanwhile, back in Israel: More terrorists firing at Israelis from the Sinai, Syria’s fighting nears the Golan Heights, PIJ rats abandon the sinking Syria ship, and my personal favorite: An Obama spokesman says he’ll visit Israel in his second term. Another reason to vote him out of office.

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The Dark Knight Rises

Excellent movie. I think it was almost the best of the bunch. If you were thinking of seeing it, definitely do so.

I didn’t find any political statements in the movie, just your typical Dark Knight good and evil themes.

Anne Hathaway was amazing as Catwoman. This is a good, good movie.

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All the pieces are set to go

I have a cover designer! I’m on the home stretch on the book, and will be publishing it on schedule. Mid-August was my estimate. Stay tuned for the exact date.

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Friday briefs

Awful: Some nutjob went insane at a theater and murdered twelve people at the premiere of Dark Knight Rises. Countdown to blaming it on the Tea Party or Republicans or NRA in 3, 2, 1….

Oh, well then it must be true: Hezbollah says they wouldn’t target tourists in a revenge attack for losing Mugniyeh. Sure, the CSM buys it, but then points out that Hezbollah had no compunction targeting a Jewish center in Buenos Aires. Right. We believe them, too.

But Hezbollah isn’t targeting tourists: There have been more than twenty foiled terror atacks around the world against Israel in fourteen months. See title.

Not even the WSJ is getting this right: Penguin is buying self-publisher Author Solutions, Inc., and the business journalists think that the major houses want to diversify into self-publishing.

The deal “constitutes tacit recognition that the legacy publishing model is severely challenged and may not work sometime in the foreseeable future,” said Mike Shatzkin, chief executive of Idea Logical Co., a New York-based publishing consultancy.

No. The deal constitutes a tacit recognition that they are buying a vanity press that rips off wannabes who are not as knowledgeable as some of us, charges outrageous prices for formatting, editing, and supplying cover art for your book, promises to market it and then does nothing but take your money. Penguin is declaring itself okay with ripping off the ignorant.

If the big houses truly wanted to diversify into self-publishing, they’d offer editing, copy editing, and cover design services for reasonable rates. These vanity presses are charging as much as $4000 for services I can find for a quarter of that.

Here he goes, lying about Israel again: Obama is trying to convince Floridians that he’s a big supporter of Israel. Uh-huh. Look at the great things he’s done, getting the Palestinians to the bargaining table, and working on a peace deal. Oh. Wait.

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