Mahmoud Abbas, Olmert’s new peace partner

It’s good to know that Olmert thinks he can make peace with Abbas. Because it’s obvious that Abbas has changed and is totally ready to crack down on terrorism and work towards a two-state solution.

You can tell by the statement he released in response to the IDF’s operations in Gaza earlier today.

“The crimes that were committed in the Gaza Strip by the Israeli occupation must be strongly condemned,” read a statement released by Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas’s office Wednesday.

The statement continued: “This bloody escalation, which was initiated by the Israeli government, is a distinct violation of the tahadiyeh, and will lead to a chain of retaliations and the prolongation of violence.”

The PA chairman’s office went on to say that “this aggression comes only a single day after the Sharm e-Sheikh summit and calls into question whether Israel really intends to seal an agreement and negotiate to end the occupation.

Yep. Sounds to me like a man Israel can work with. Uh-huh. Sure.

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The media bias, part the next

Hey, kids. If it’s a day that ends with a “y,” it’s time for the AP anti-Israel media bias. Let’s start, as always, with the headline.

Israeli Troops Kill 10 Palestinians

No doubt there what happened. But please note that the word “militants” is nowhere to be found in the headline. Just for comparison’s sake, let’s check out this story from a few days ago, about the Lebanese army killing Palestinian “militants.”

10 die as clashes move to Tripoli

Isn’t that fascinating? When Israel isn’t killing the “militants,” they simply “die.” Or they “die in clashes.” Or sometimes, the passive “are killed” is used. But when it comes to Israel killing terrorists, the active voice is always, always used. Palesitinians—rarely “militants”—are killed by Israelis, or the army, or the IDF, in the headline. And the lede.

Israeli attacks in the Gaza Strip on Wednesday killed 10 Palestinians, including a 12-year-old boy, Palestinians said, the bloodiest fighting in the area since the Hamas militant group violently seized control two weeks ago.

Wow. Strong stuff. Let’s check out that story on the Lebanese Army going after Palestinian terrorists.

TRIPOLI, Lebanon (AP) — Lebanese troops raided a house suspected of containing al-Qaeda-inspired militants in the northern port city of Tripoli early Sunday, sparking a gunbattle that left 10 people dead, including a soldier and six gunmen, security officials said.

Notice the passive “left 10 people dead.” You also have to travel down several paragraphs to have it spelled out for you that civilians were killed—note the lack of civilian casualties in the lede graf, except as an implied number subtracted from the “10 die” total. Here’s the graf where they are described:

An army soldier, a policeman and two family members were killed in Sunday’s confrontation, which began with troops laying siege to a building where the gunmen had taken refugee after nighttime clashes in the area, the security officials said, speaking on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to the media.

The names and ages of the civilians are not in evidence. This graf was buried very deeply within the story, as opposed to in the first few paragraphs, where they’d be if it was a story about the IDF. But you can find them, surprisingly, in this Reuters article in Ha’aretz.

The militants killed a policeman, his two daughters, aged 4 and 8, and his father-in-law after using them as human shields in an apartment, sparking the siege.

A police statement said the policeman and his daughters were visiting the father-in-law who lived in the building when the militants stormed their flat and seized them, then later killed them.

However, that news is in paragraphs four and five of a story with this passive headline, and there is no civilian death count in the lede:

Twelve die in Lebanese army raid on militant hideout in apartment

Interestingly, Reuters doesn’t think the total number of civilians killed by the Lebanese Army and Fatah al-Islam in their “gunbattles” is worth mentioning. The deaths are all lumped together in a single total, something that has never, ever been done in stories about Israel versus, well, anyone.

A similar raid on a Tripoli flat on May 20 sparked the fighting in Nahr al-Bared, where 176 people have been killed in Lebanon’s worst internal violence since the 1975-90 civil war.

And there you have it. The wire service media bias against Israel. Only in evidence on days that end with a “y.”

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Sgt. Mom’s fundraiser

Sgt. Mom wrote a book. So far, she hasn’t gotten a publisher, but that’s not stopping her. Now she’s going to try to self-publish, but that’s not inexpensive, either.

So go check out Sgt. Mom’s post where she tells you about her book, the rejections, Plans B, C, D, and E, and if you have a few extra bucks, hit her tipjar. It’s all my fault, you see. I liked her writing so much when she was a plain old blogger, that I told her she should turn her words into a book. So she did.

So, maybe if only 5% of the manuscripts floating into agents’ offices, and publisher’s submissions sub-sub-sub contractors are good for anything other than landfill. Everyone thinks they have a book in them, and the fact that in most cases it should have stayed right there is beside the point. The OK to Pretty Damned Good stuff is still an absolutely unmanageable quantity. All the competent and ethical agents seem to have about all they can do to look at hundreds of similar OK to Pretty Damned Good submissions clamoring for their attention and time and make a snap decision on accepting and managing the tiny percentage that will pay off with the least amount of effort on their part.

Yeah, they kept sending me these letters admitting that they just didn’t feel the passion for my book that they felt was necessary to represent me adequately. So, apparently no one feels sufficiently passionate about “To Truckee’s Trail” except for me, and about a dozen people who have read the entire thing and loved it passionately as well.

Unfortunately, all those people were just readers and other writers… so, here goes Plan B.; a fund drive to do a POD version, to buy advertising, and put review copies where they will do the most good. I think I can promise an autographed copy of “To Truckee’s Trail” to anyone who contributes over a certain amount.

Hey, conservative readers: give her the money you were going to give the RNC before the Republicans jumped ship on the amnesty bill. And then send a letter to the RNC telling them. Two birds with one stone!

Liberal readers: Well, geez, she’s an underdog. And a writer. And a woman. Pick a cause.

Centrist readers: We just like her. And we support the military.

Anarchist readers: Oh, like I have any of those that come here to do more than leave an offensive comment for me to delete.

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A man of heart

He may not have much wisdom, but he has heart. The father of a woman killed by terrorists says he would agree to her murderers’ release from prison in exchange for Gilad Shalit.

The MK said he had sent Prime Minister Ehud Olmert a letter that read, “There is only one way in which the release of Palestinian prisoners would be acceptable, and that is to remove them from Israel and the West Bank and deport them to another Arab country.

“I propose that the release of any prisoner be conditioned on his or her leaving the country and the Palestinian territories,” Levy said in the letter.

He added that he would agree to the release of prisoners “with blood on their hands” if it would bring Israel’s captive soldiers back home.

“We can release these prisoners as long as they do not return to Gaza or the West Bank,” the MK said. “It is clear that if they return to these areas they will continue with their terror activity.

“I am not driven by vengeance, and Gilad’s return home is more important than holding any Palestinian prisoner,” Levy said.

The problem here is that they wouldn’t stay in whatever country they are transferred to. But it’s a noble gesture, one which I don’t think I would be able to make if I were in his place.

The other problem is that Hamas won’t agree to a reasonable exchange. They want a 1,000-1 exchange. And last, but certainly not least—you are once again proving to the terrorists that kidnapping works. So there will be more.

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Proving that stupid politicians are an international problem

You think American politicians are stupid? Well, so are the politicians of the rest of the world. This one is PETA’s best bud:

MK Ahmad Tibi (United Arab List-Ta’al) proposed Tuesday that the Knesset ban MKs from wearing leather garments within its walls.

Tibi proposed the act as part of the new code of ethics the Knesset wishes to issue its members.

“This is a moral act that carries with it an important public message,” said Tibi at the meeting held by the code of ethics committee, which discussed the proper dress code for MKs.

“If my motion is carried, MKs would not be able to come to the Knesset wearing leather coats or shoes, or sporting clothes with fur.

I’m sorry, but are there men’s dress shoes that aren’t leather? And why exactly would this be an important issue?

Yep. Politicians are stupid all over.

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AP notices Gaza’s Christians are in danger, does not blame Israel

It’s a watershed moment. Not a single word in the article points to blaming anyone but Muslims.

The ransacking of a Catholic convent and an adjacent Rosary Sisters school during Hamas’ sweep to power broke more than wood and plaster. It signaled the end of a relatively peaceful, if sometimes uneasy, relationship between Gaza’s 1.4 million Muslims and 3,000 Christians.

Despite promises of protection by Hamas leaders, Christians fear more attacks, and some say they want to leave. Gaza’s flock already has been hit hard by emigration in recent years, and a new exodus could remove what is left of one of the Arab world’s oldest Christian communities.

“We don’t trust them. Our time is coming,” said a Greek Orthodox Christian, who in the current climate of fear asked not to be identified.

No one has claimed responsibility for damaging the convent and school, and Hamas vehemently denied involvement.

However, signs point to Muslim extremists rather than ordinary vandals. A statue and picture of the Virgin Mary – who is held in high esteem by Muslims – were left untouched.

[…] Missak suggested the vandals were acting on their own. “They were ignorant people. They don’t represent all Muslims,” he said.

Other Christians blame Hamas – at the least for not preventing the destruction. One woman said only Hamas militants could enter the convent during the fighting, when Gaza’s civilians were pinned down in their homes.

The attack marked a watershed for Gaza’s Christians, crushing the belief that a shared Palestinian identity would override Muslim-Christian differences.

Bernard Sabella, a researcher who has conducted surveys among Palestinian Christians, said the problem needs to be dealt with urgently because it tears at the fabric of Palestinian society. “People think seriously about migrating after such sectarian acts,” he said.

Oh, there’s where I got the word “watershed” from. Actually, it’s not a watershed moment for Gaza’s Christians. They’ve known about their dhimmi status for decades. It’s the AP that’s finally discovering the discrimination against Christians in the Muslim world. Whoops, sorry, there is no discrimination of Christians. It’s the Religion of Tolerance.™

I guarantee you will not hear from PC-USA about this, nor will you hear from any other major Christian group about the discrimination and terror tactics used against the Christian minority. Because they can’t blame Israel for it. Yet.

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UNIFIL tells UN that its impotent

Yes, we already knew that UNIFIL had no teeth, but tell me again, what, exactly, are they there for? Because it can’t possibly be to stop the re-arming of Hezbullah.

The border between Syria and Lebanon is porous, claims a UN report submitted Tuesday to Secretary General Ban Ki-moon. According to the report, checkpoints set up by the Lebanese Army to monitor the border were failing to prevent the smuggling of arms and other goods.

According to the report, “the present state of border security is insufficient to prevent smuggling, in particular smuggling of arms, to any significant extent.” The assessment team stated that “not a single on-border or near-border seizure of smuggled arms has been documented.”

“The procedures used to control arriving vehicles are inadequate,” the report stated. “Lack of such standards and the absence of risk analysis/profiling serves to limit the ability of customs officials to target potential smugglers and prevent the smuggling of weapons and explosives or other dangerous items.”

This is why Israel should never, ever trust the UN to protect her borders. Because every time she has, Israel ha been screwed.

On May 15, Israel’s Independence Day, Egyptian troops began moving into the Sinai and massing near the Israeli border. By May 18, Syrian troops were prepared for battle along the Golan Heights.

Nasser ordered the UN Emergency Force (UNEF), stationed in the Sinai since 1956 as a buffer between Israeli and Egyptian forces after Israel’s withdrawal following the Sinai Campaign, to withdraw on May 16. Without bringing the matter to the attention of the General Assembly (as his predecessor had promised), Secretary-General U Thant complied with the demand. After the withdrawal of the UNEF, the Voice of the Arabs radio station proclaimed on May 18, 1967:

As of today, there no longer exists an international emergency force to protect Israel. We shall exercise patience no more. We shall not complain any more to the UN about Israel. The sole method we shall apply against Israel is total war, which will result in the extermination of Zionist existence.(6)

An enthusiastic echo was heard May 20 from Syrian Defense Minister Hafez Assad:

Our forces are now entirely ready not only to repulse the aggression, but to initiate the act of liberation itself, and to explode the Zionist presence in the Arab homeland. The Syrian army, with its finger on the trigger, is united….I, as a military man, believe that the time has come to enter into a battle of annihilation.(7)

And now, the UNIFIL forces are right there, acting as a buffer for Hezbullah, and is anyone out there stupid enough to take a bet with me that when Hezbullah finally attacks, the UN manages to interfere with Israel?

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Okay, less than 60 seconds after writing and saving the above as this post, I found proof that it’s a sucker bet.

UNIFIL officials have slammed the IDF for refusing to set up a hot line that could connect senior military commanders and, according to the peacekeeping force, allow them to quickly deal with misunderstandings and border incidents that could spark conflict.

[…] Senior UNIFIL officers told The Jerusalem Post recently that they had established a hot line with the Lebanese army and that it was used often to quickly connect senior officers to calm situations that had the potential of escalating.

The IDF, the UN officers claimed, had refused to set up the hot line since it did not want to be committed to talking with senior officers like Graziano in the middle of an incident, instead preferring to take its time in making real-time decisions.

[…] Senior Israeli defense officials said UNIFIL was turning an unimportant issue into a “big deal” that could have negative repercussions for Israel, which is already being blamed for not completely implementing Security Council Resolution 1701 by continuing overflights in Lebanon and by not withdrawing from the northern part of Ghajar, a village that has been cut in two by the UN-delimited Blue Line border between Israel and Lebanon, and has been used by Hizbullah to launch attacks.

Right. UNIFIL can’t stop Syria from sending a constant stream of Iranian-purchased weapons over the border, and what are they bitching about? That the IDF won’t set up a Bat-phone with Commissioner Gordon so he can send out a bat-signal when the big, bad terrorists attack UNIFIL. Like, say, last week. When they murdered half a dozen peacekeepers and have, to date, suffered no ill effects whatsoever. Oh, wait. I forgot. The UNSC issued a resolution condemning the bombing.

UNIFIL, landfill. I can’t seem to tell the difference. Sorry. That was my inner Lair Simon striking out.

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Home buying lessons

So, how many of my readers are well-versed in the art of home buying?

There’s a townhouse development going up near me that I’m very interested in, and I’d like to do a lot of research about mortgages and buying a home and that sort of thing.

It comes with a garage. Wow. HUGE selling point for me. I’d be able to keep my Jeep topless most of the year.

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Shire Network News, at long last

The slightly-delayed version of SNN is now up. Yours truly discusses the death of Kurt Waldheim, the former head of the UN and Nazi officer. Hogan’s Heroes are invoked.

I may post the essay. No, wait. Can’t post the ones with audio clips in them. They won’t work. Sorry, you’ll have to go listen.

SNN is now 5 away from our 100th episode. Any suggestions on what you’d like me to discuss for that one?

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How do you say “home run” in Hebrew?

Baseball comes to Israel, and the sportscasters are wondering how to translate the game lingo into Hebrew.

Puzzled broadcasters calling the first professional baseball game in Israeli history struggled with rendering baseball lingo into the holy tongue of Hebrew.

After a valiant effort at translating some of the terms, they gave up — lacing their broadcast with Hebrew-accented versions of ball, strike, out, majors, pitcher and base hit.

And of course, the AP gets it wrong.

There were no peanuts, no Cracker Jack, no “Star-Spangled Banner.” Three thousand fans cheered Sunday as the Modi’in Miracles beat the Petah Tikva Pioneers, 9-1.

Really?

When fans stood for the ‘National Anthem’, they didn’t take off their hats, as they do in the US, because this was Hatikva, not the Star Spangled Banner. But no matter the song, fans are always hungry. They bellied up to the concession stands to buy food, and there was plenty: chicken wings, onion rings, French fries, salads, chicken nuggets and of course hot dogs and hamburgers. There was potato chips and caramel pop corn too, as well as Israeli favorites like Bamba, a peanut-flavored snack.

This is my favorite quote:

To develop local talent, Baras hired Dan Duquette, the former general manager of the Boston Red Sox, to be the league’s director of player development.

“It’s a proud day for Israel because this is the first professional game in 5,000 years,” Duquette said before the game.

Yeah, after forty years of wandering in the desert, the ancient Hebrews just weren’t in the mood for a nice little pick-up game once they found the Promised Land. But hey, with the many thousands of American expats, it’s time.

Most of the fans, over 90 percent, were either Americans who moved to Israel and became Israeli, or were children of American-Israelis. Many have lived here a long time, but have never given up their love of the sport.

“It’s great to see baseball in Israel, something I was waiting for for a long time – 15 years,” said Paul Stark, who came from Ma’aleh Adumim, east of Jerusalem, to take in the game. “You used to have to listen to short wave radios, now we can see it live. It’s probably around class A level, maybe a little below it – but it’s better than nothing!”

Stark said the game has evolved beyond the borders of America, and will help Israelis learn about that broader world.

Actually, it would help Israelis learn more about Americans. Most of the rest of the world doesn’t care about baseball. Except Japan and Cuba.

And here’s my second favorite quote:

“How do you say ‘Go Modi’in’ in Hebrew?” one Israeli teenage girl asked her friend.

“Go Modi’in,” was the reply.

Yep. Lots to learn.

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Virginia readers: Send a message to Jim Webb

Update 2: Bastard voted for cloture. See? That’s why I ran against him. I would have voted against.

Update: Finally got through, and his staffer said that Senator Webb has not declared how he intends to vote.

I just got off the phone from trying to call one my senators to tell him to vote no on the amnesty bill. Senator Webb’s Washington voicemail is full. The line is busy. The Richmond number is free, and staff members are answering. 804-771-2221 if you’d like to talk to a person and tell them to tell Senator Webb to vote NO on the Amnesty bill.

My grandparents and great-grandparents all entered this country legally. So should the 12 million illegals currently breaking the laws in our nation. Amnesty? No. Legal immigration? Yes.

Here are all of Webb’s contact numbers. Call him to make sure he votes no on the amnesty bill.

Hampton Roads
222 Central Park Ave.
Suite 120
Virginia Beach, VA 23462
Phone: 757-518-1674
Fax: 757-518-1679

Richmond Office
507 East Franklin Street
Richmond, VA 23219
Phone: 804-771-2221
Fax: 804-771-8313

Roanoke Office
3140 Chaparral Drive
Building C, Suite 101
Roanoke, VA 24018
Phone: 540-772-4236
Fax: 540-772-6870

Washington, D.C.
144 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Phone: (202) 224-4024
Fax: 202-228-6363

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Second verse, same as the first

I should just rerun my previous posts.

Abbas is making many demands of Israel, and once again is not promising anything of substance in return. Is he going to stop Al Aqsa from trying to murder Israelis at every opportunity (including sending kassams from Gaza)? Is he going to give up Zacharia Zubedei, one of the most-wanted terrorists in the West Bank, and the man who hoisted Abbas on his shoulders when Abbas ran for president? Is he going to shut down the bomb shops in the West Bank?

No. But here are his demands:

Al-Hayat, the London based newspaper, reported that Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas demanded of Prime Minister Ehud Olmert to release, inter alia, Marwan Barghouti, former Secretary-General of Fatah in the West Bank.

According to these sources, Abbas hoped that Barghouti’s release would restore Fatah’s popularity among the Palestinian public and give the movement a boost in the West Bank.

Abbas had other demands for Olmert at the summit. Sources said that he asked Olmert to drastically reduce IDF presence in West Bank cities, remove major roadblocks near cities and start lifting limitations on Palestinians’ movement in the West Bank.

He also demanded that the Israeli government transfer the tax money it was holding, as agreed.

And with all of this, does he at least have an idea on how to shut down Hamas in Gaza? Does he concur with Israel on denying aid to Gaza?

No.

Mahmoud Abbas told al-Hayat reporters that he did not agree to the financial boycott on the Gaza Strip. This differs from the opinion, commonly held in Jerusalem, that Fatah wanted Israel to crack down even further on the Strip, thereby damaging Hamas.

In other words, nothing has changed. Abbas, the weakling, is going to hold onto his power at all costs, and is also—as he has always been—part of the group that wants to destroy Israel and put a Palestinian state in her place.

Yaakov Kirschen has what I think is the perfect analysis of the current leadership of Israel:

In assessing our situation we need to remember that our main enemy at this point in history is Iran (Persia). Let’s not forget that the Persians invented the game of chess. They now control Gaza on our south and they’ve got another piece (Hizbullah) on our north.This deadly game requires our best and our brightest.

And that is just not Ehud Olmert.

Who are Israel’s best and brightest? Because she needs them, and fast.

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Reading list

Read this one in full: Noam Shalit is interviewed by Hamas, and shoves their propaganda right down their throats.

In response to the host’s claim that the demand made by the groups holding Gilad that Israel release long-time male prisoners, female prisoners and prisoners who are still minors is a legitimate demand, Shalit said: “These organizations have not yet decided their position on which prisoners they want released and the list was submitted to Egypt only last month.”

Shalit said that no negotiations were made regarding the list of the prisoners despite Israel’s demand to receive an updated manifest. Israel, said Shalit, has no objection to freeing sick and elderly prisoners, but Hamas is not interested in these prisoners, only those still tied up with the organization and those serving lengthy sentences.

Read the lede: Hamas spokesliar says the release of the Gilad Shalit tape is an act of “goodwill,” like they’re supposed to get a reward for finally showing some evidence that Shalit may still be alive. No quotes. Can’t stomach them on my blog.

Make up your own mind: Olmert says the tape is just another example of Hamas’ cruelty. As an example of “In your face, Hamas!” Olmert promises to release 250 Palestinian prisoners, none of whom will have “blood on their hands” (e.g., have been charged with killing or trying to kill Israelis). But they’re going to sign a document saying they won’t hurt Israelis, so that’s all right, then. [insert eye roll here]

Read-in-full: Hamas is planning more terror attacks. Well, yeah.

Last-but-not-least: Al Qaeda calls on Muslims to support Hamas. Well, gee. Let’s get that Islamic caliphate started already, boys! We lost Afghanistan, but we picked up Gaza! At least, for now.

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Doing my part to hurt the haters

Ami Iseroff wants us to get the haters off the Google Zionism search links. One of the top searches is to your typical anti-Semitic loonie site.

Zionism (Jewish Virtual Library)

Zionism (Mideast Web)

Zionism Israeli Foreign Ministry

Zionism & Israel

What is Zionism?

Zionism and Israel On The Web

There. I’ve done my part. Click the links, and if you’ve got a blog, put ’em up on your site. Copy and paste them from here.

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The judge is an ass

A judge in Washington tried to bully a family-owned dry cleaning shop by suing the owners for $54 million in damages because they lost his pants. He lost the case. Score one for the common man against a jerk who tried to abuse the legal system because he didn’t have to pay for a lawyer.

WASHINGTON—A judge ruled Monday in favor of a dry cleaner that was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants.

The owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city’s consumer protection law by failing to live up to Roy L. Pearson’s expectations of the “Satisfaction Guaranteed” sign once displayed in the store window, District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled.

“A reasonable consumer would not interpret ‘Satisfaction Guaranteed’ to mean that a merchant is required to satisfy a customer’s unreasonable demands” or to agree to demands that the merchant would have reasonable grounds for disputing, the judge wrote.

Bartnoff ordered Pearson to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung.

Pearson, an administrative law judge, originally sought $67 million from the Chungs, claiming they lost a pair of trousers from a blue and maroon suit, then tried to give him a pair a pair of charcoal gray pants that he said were not his. He arrived at the amount by adding up years of alleged law violations and almost $2 million in common law fraud claims.

He still managed to cost the family thousands of dollars.

The court costs amount to just over $1,000 for photocopying, filing and similar expenses, according to the Chungs’ attorney. A motion to recover the Chungs’ tens of thousands of dollars in attorney fees will be considered later.

But there’s good news ahead. The jerk judge may lose his job over this.

The Washington Examiner reports D.C.’s chief administrative judge has written to the three-person commission that will decide whether Roy Pearson is reappointed — and said Pearson does not deserve another 10-year term. That reverses his earlier recommendation in favor of Pearson.

A D.C. government source tells the paper: “My sense is that the commission will not reappoint him.”

Pearson’s job as an administrative law judge pays more than $100,000 a year

Here’s hoping he does lose his job. While there are many, many decent judges out there who wouldn’t dream of misusing the system to screw the little guy, this judge deserves to be put out to pasture. I’m thinking he’s already there… reports of the trial had him literally breaking into tears while describing his missing pair of pants. Uh-huh. Sure. (Back away from the nut.)

If I were those dry cleaners, I’d get an order of protection from this nut.

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