What’s going on in Israel?

So there was a disputed IAF flyover in Syria, which no Israeli politician is talking about. Terrorists tried—and failed—to kidnap more Israeli soldiers (because gee, that’s working out so well for Hamas and Hezbollah now, isn’t it?). And Ban Ki-Moon is starting to talk about the Hariri trial in Lebanon.

Whoops.

I do believe we’ve found the missing piece of the puzzle.

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon says he hopes to appoint judges by the end of the year to preside over a special court that would prosecute suspected killers of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik al-Hariri and other political figures.

But Ban, in a report sent to the UN Security Council yesterday, did not give a date for when the tribunal would begin to function but outlined how judges, prosectors and other officials would be named.

The tribunal, Ban said, would begin functioning when a special UN commission investigating the murders had made substantial progress and financing was obtained. Some US$35 million ($51.73 million) is needed for the first year and pledges of US$85 million for the second and third year.

Politicians are warning Syria to stay out of Lebanon’s upcoming elections.

Yeah. It may very well be yet another misdirection attempt by the Dorktator. Unfortunately, his misdirection ends up in lives being lost.

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NY Times Book Review bitchslaps Walt & Mearsheimer

The New York Times reviewed Walt & Mearsheimer’s extended-play version of the anti-Israel paper they released last year. I like the subtle Times-style digs throughout, and there’s a laugh-out-loud line at the end that in eight words utterly refutes the W-M theory. I can’t nominate William Grimes for a Master of Juvenile Scorn position because damn, there’s nothing juvenile about his scorn.

Coolly, not to say coldly, Mr. Mearsheimer and Mr. Walt mount a prosecutorial brief against Israel’s foreign and domestic policies, and against the state of Israel itself. They describe a virtual rogue state, empowered by American wealth and might, that blocks peace at every turn, threatens its cowering neighbors with impunity, crushes the national aspirations of the Palestinians and, whenever the opportunity arises, bites the hand that feeds it.

Working tirelessly in the background is the Israel lobby, playing Iago to America’s Othello, leading president after president down ever more dangerous paths. Without intense pressure from the Israel lobby, the authors argue, America would not have undertaken the war in Iraq.

[…] The authors state, on several occasions, their belief that Israel has a moral and legal right to exist, but the effect of their book is to leave it dangling by a moral and strategic thread. In essence they call for the United States to cut Israel loose, to return more or less to American policy before the 1967 war, when the United States tried to occupy a middle ground between Israel and its Arab neighbors. Strangely, the authors do not itemize the fabulous benefits delivered by this approach in the 1950s and ’60s.

And here’s my favorite: The devastating conclusion.

“It is time,” Mr. Mearsheimer and Mr. Walt write, “for the United States to treat Israel not as a special case but as a normal state, and to deal with it much as it deals with any other country.” But it’s not. And America won’t. That’s realism.

Well played, sir.

Read it all.

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The Israel Darfur double standard, continued

A couple of weeks ago, all of the major media outlets picked up the story that Israel was sending some Sudanese refugees back to Egypt, where they had fled the cruel treatment and substandard Egyptian hospitality. The world media was very quick to pass along this story, and there was plenty of Israel-bashing to be had. the New York Times, the WaPo, AP, Reuters, Time, the Philadelphia Inquirer—hundreds of media outlets from around the world ran with the story.

This week, Israel has declared that it will naturalize several hundred of the refugees. The story is not yet on the New York Times or WaPo websites at the time of this post (which is being written last night and scheduled for this morning). Funny, how good news from Israel take so much longer to find. Now why do you suppose that is?

The Israeli press covered it, of course. Ynet and Ha’aretz have the facts.

So far, I’ve found the BBC, the Christian Science Monitor, the Voice of America, the AFP, and of course, the AP (numerous outlets). I haven’t found the article on Reuters yet. But you can still find the Reuters article on the Cabinet deciding whether or not to cut off power to Gaza over the rocketing of Sderot, even though the Cabinet decided yesterday not to do so. (And no, no bias, but the headline does not match the copy on the Reuters site, either—the article clearly states in the first paragraph that the Cabinet decided against it, but Reuters anti-Israel bias will out.)

The narrative is the same in nearly all of them: Israel is a nation of refugees, therefore, Israel should accept Sudanese refugees. Once again, the story that is not emphasized is Egypt’s mistreatment of refugees, and its flouting of international law. This is buried near the end of the AP piece:

Israel began clamping down on the soaring numbers over the summer, announcing that all new infiltrators and some already in Israel would be returned to Egypt. Egypt said Israel sent back an unidentified number of Darfurians last month.

Egypt has denied any obligation to take back the border infiltrators.

This, however, made the lede:

The arrival of the Darfurians has touched off hot debate over whether the Jewish state, founded after the Nazi genocide, has a duty to take in people fleeing persecution. Fighting between pro-government militias and rebels in the western Sudanese region of Darfur has killed more than 200,000 people and displaced 2.5 million since 2003.

It’s a false analogy. Israel was founded as a Jewish state, where the world’s Jewish refugees could finally find a home, safe from persecution. The Sudanese refugees fled from Sudan to Egypt. They are now fleeing Egypt because Egypt treats them like dirt, not because they are threatened with genocide. They’re leaving Egypt because the world does not require Egypt to treat refugees humanely. (And don’t hold your breath waiting for op-eds calling on Egypt to do its duty. Won’t happen.)

Most of the articles, like this one in the CSM manage to make a negative out of a positive:

Israel’s decision was met with praise from groups that have come to the aid of the refugees. But most expressed concern that the decision was limited to those from Darfur, and that Israel was not examining all its applicants for refugee status individually.

The VOA presents a more balanced view:

But Ephraim Zuroff, an Israeli expert on the Holocaust, says that, while some of the refugees deserve asylum, most do not.

“We are talking about people who already escaped from genocide and have been living in Egypt, some for months and some for years,” said Zuroff. “These people are economic refugees. But we can’t simply open up the gates of Israel and allow unlimited flow of refugees into the country, just of people who want to better their lives.”

Yes. But that’s not the angle most newsroom editors want to use when discussing Israel and Sudanese refugees. It doesn’t fit the narrative.

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Big Brother wants your DNA

The U.K. already collects DNA from all people who are arrested—not convicted, arrested. Now a judge says that every man, woman, and child in the U.K. should be part of a natiowide DNA database.

A senior appeal court judge has called for a national DNA database recording everyone living in or entering the country.

Currently, suspects arrested over any imprisonable offence can have their DNA held even if they are not charged, or are acquitted.

Lord Justice Sedley said the current UK database, the biggest in the world, is “indefensible” because it effectively puts the innocent on a par with the guilty.

He argued that an expanded database would be fairer and also aid crime prevention.

Now get a load of the judge’s logic:

“We have a situation where if you happen to have been in the hands of the police then your DNA is on permanent record. If you haven’t, it isn’t. That’s broadly the picture.

“It means that people who have been arrested but acquitted, some of them because they are innocent, some of them because they are just lucky, all stay on the database.

“It means where there is ethnic profiling going on disproportionate numbers of ethnic minorities get onto the database.

“It also means that a great many people who are walking the streets and whose DNA would show them guilty of crimes, go free.”

He said reducing the database could lead to serious offenders escaping conviction when they would otherwise have been brought to justice.

The only option, the law lord said, was to expand the database to cover the whole population and all those who visit the UK.

George Orwell has spun so many times in his grave over things like this in Britain, he’s drilled through into the neighboring plots.

Is this judge really saying that it isn’t fair that criminals’ DNA is in the database, but innocent people’s is not? Is he saying that the only way to not have a racist, unfair DNA database that singles out ethnic minorities is to have everyone in the DNA database? Because that’s exactly what it sounds like he’s saying.

And gee, there’s no way this plan could go wrong. There are currently about 60 million people in the U.K. There’s no way that John Smith of Number Two, Privet Drive, Little Whinging, could be confused with John Smith of Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place in London. Nope. Why, DNA labs are just as trustworthy as any other human-driven organization: Smooth, error-free, and always reliable. Especially when run by government bureaucrats.

And just to show you how little the Britsh government regards its citizens’ privacy, here are some quotes from the Home Office on the National DNA Database:

Why are people who have not been convicted on the database?

Before 2001, the police could take DNA samples during investigations but had to destroy the samples and the records derived from them on the Database if the people concerned were acquitted or charges were not proceeded with.

The law was changed in 2001 to remove this requirement, and changed again in 2004 so that DNA samples could be taken from anyone arrested for a recordable offence and detained in a police station.

Does this pose any privacy problems?

Any intrusion on personal privacy is proportionate to the benefits that are gained.

By the end of 2005, about 200,000 samples had been retained that would have been destroyed before the 2001 change in legislation. 8,000 of these samples matched with DNA taken from crime scenes, involving nearly 14,000 offences, including murders and rapes.

In 2005-06 45,000 crimes were matched against records on the DNA Database; including 422 homicides (murders and manslaughters) and 645 rapes.

So according to the Home Office, 75% of the DNA samples taken from arrestees were not identified with any crimes. But they’re keeping them on file, just in case those people actually do commit a crime someday. Because that is a “benefit” that outweighs the personal privacy intrusion to innocent people.

There, but for the Constitution, goes America.

Europe has never gotten over its habit of thinking that the ruling elite know what’s best for the peasantry. That’s what really runs their nanny-state tendencies. Gotta take care of the peasants, dontchaknow. Noblesse oblige and all that.

God save us from catching this particular disease. The good news in this story:

Prime Minister Gordon Brown this morning denied there were any plans to introduce a universal database however.

That’s a relief. For now.

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PA says it’s thwarting terror attacks

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’ve heard this before.

Palestinian Authority officials said they were in a “race against time” to torpedo plans of Hamas and groups affiliated with the organization to carry out a large-scale terror bombing that could sabotage the success of the US-sponsored regional peace conference in November.

A senior Palestinian security official told Ynet Wednesday that President Mahmoud Abbas has ordered the security forces in the West Bank to make intensive efforts to foil any such attack.

I have a suggestion. Have your men look in the mirror for the terrorists. I’m sure they’ll find them there.

He added that the PA was diligently searching for gunmen and Hamas cells that might be planning an attack in Israel ahead or during the peace summit. “There’s a race against time going on between us and Hamas on who would succeed first: they in carrying out the bombing, or us in foiling it.”

Arafat wrote the book on welcoming peace initiatives with terror attacks. And the U.S. State Department suppressed its publication so as not to show the world who the real terrorists were.

Same old song, different singers.

Posted in palestinian politics, Terrorism | 1 Comment

Israel’s politicians show their impotence

So it comes to this: Rockets are falling on Sderot’s schoolchildren, and it is only a matter of time before they score a hit. The IDF is prepared to respond. Some high-level politicians call for cutting electricity, fuel, or water to Gaza until the rockets stop falling on Sderot. The IDF finds four kassam launchers in a Gaza operation earlier today. So what does the Cabinet do?

Nothing.

The security cabinet decided Wednesday not to expand the scope of the IDF’s operations in Gaza despite the ongoing bombardment of Sderot and the neighboring communities.

[…] The ministers did not put to a vote the proposal made by several MKs to cut off Gaza’s electricity or water as punitive measures against the firing of Qassams.

Oh, I forgot. Olmert told the IDF to research the problem.

Prime Minister Ehud Olmert ordered the army to present him with a comprehensive plan to combat the Qassam attacks on the Negev.

Israel is already defeated, because her politicians won’t call for the measures needed, and her people won’t call for the removal of the current administration. Until some kind of action is taken, Sderot’s children will not be safe.

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This week’s SNN: Now, with more humor

Time for another episode of Shire Network News. This week’s feature interview is Douglas Murray.

We’re the antidote to freaks like Alex Jones.

It amazes me that that guy actually has a radio show. Or is in any way taken seriously.

Shire Network News: Where we find the nutjobs, so you don’t have to.

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Tech un-support

Last week, I tried to save myself some time by using online chat options instead of waiting endlessly on hold for tech support. Turns out I shouldn’t have bothered. Neither Comcast nor HP chat support was accurate. And the inaccuracy of the HP support nearly cost me $135. That’s the non-online price of a new battery for my HP Pavilion. Turns out my extended warranty covers the battery, too, so I’m sending the laptop in for that, plus the (sigh) keyboard problem. Random keys are not printing. I doubt it’s dirt or cat hair.

This may cause a dearth of posting this week, because typing gets very frustrating when you don’t know which key won’t print, and as a touch-typist with speed over 100wpm, it’s killing me to slow down my typing to help the keyboard figure out which key is getting tapped.

Then there’s the whole loaner laptop from work issue. Damn. This thing will be so much easier when I’m on staff. I’ll just have to drive up to NorVA if the laptop goes hinky. My laptop will once again be personal use only.

Back to the HP support: They got my model and warranty information wrong on the chat, and on the email survey they sent me afterward. I know they have accurate information, because I sent in the laptop to get the screen fixed earlier this year. You’d think they’d be able to keep the information up to date, but no. The recording informed me that my computer is out of warranty. I have an email and warranty number that says otherwise.

Time to back up the HD again… I still don’t trust them not to wipe it clean and reformat it

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Scientology up on criminal charges in Belgium

Oooh, fight your way out of this one, defraudulators.

BRUSSELS, Belgium — A Belgian prosecutor on Tuesday recommended that the U.S.-based Church of Scientology stand trial for fraud and extortion, following a 10-year investigation that concluded the group should be labeled a criminal organization.

Scientology said it would fight the criminal charges recommended by investigating prosecutor Jean-Claude Van Espen, who said that up to 12 unidentified people should face charges.

Van Espen’s probe also concluded that Scientology’s Brussels-based Europe office and its Belgian missions conducted unlawful practices in medicine, violated privacy laws and used illegal business contracts, said Lieve Pellens, a spokeswoman at the Federal Prosecutors Office.

“They also face charges of being … a criminal organization,” Pellens said in a telephone interview.

An administrative court will decide whether to press charges against the Scientologists.

Of course, the scientologists are screaming bias.

In a statement, Scientology’s Europe office accused the prosecutor of hounding the organization and said it would contest the charges.

“For the last 10 years, the prosecutor has been using the media, trying to damage the reputation of the Church of Scientology and not being able to put a case in court,” Scientology said. “As a consequence, this created a climate of intolerance and discrimination” in Belgium.

It added that the prosecutor’s recommendations suggested Scientology was guilty even before a court could hear the charges, making it “difficult for the Church of Scientology to recover and properly defend (itself) before the court.”

That didn’t surprise me. But this did:

Belgium, Germany and other European countries have been criticized by the State Department for labeling Scientology as a cult or sect and enacting laws to restrict its operations.

There is something wrong with the American State Department. Anti-Israel and pro-scientology? You’ve got to be kidding me.

And oh, yeah—this post will bring the usual scientology stooge emails to my inbox. They think I can’t tell that these random strangers defending the Cult of Ron are cultists themselves.

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Ahmadinejad: Real-life Looney Tune

Our pal Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would probably be living in a rubber room had he been born in the U.S. Here’s a sample of his latest nuttiness:

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has sought to justify his confidence the United States will not attack Tehran, saying the proof comes from his mathematical skills as an engineer and faith in God, the press reported on Monday.

[…] “In some discussions I told them ‘I am an engineer and I am examining the issue. They do not dare wage war against us and I base this on a double proof’,” he said in the speech on Sunday, reported by the reformist Etemad Melli and Kargozaran newspapers.

“I tell them: ‘I am an engineer and I am a master in calculation and tabulation.

“I draw up tables. For hours, I write out different hypotheses. I reject, I reason. I reason with planning and I make a conclusion. They cannot make problems for Iran.'”

Q.E.D. We’re done. Ahmadinejad has the proof, and dammit, he’s an engineer, he doesn’t play one on TV! And besides that, he has a secret weapon:

The deeply religious president said his second reason was: “I believe in what God says.”

“God says that those who walk in the path of righteousness will be victorious. What reason can you have for believing God will not keep this promise.”

This is true, but he’s talking about the wrong God, and the wrong promises. Oh. And the wrong path of righteousness. But he’s an engineer! He calculated carefully and got the answer: The U.S. will not attack Iran. Boy, would I love to get a hold of those hypotheses. Now that would be comedy gold.

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Sderot: one more step towards ghost town

Snoopy wrote thisI could be somewhat obsessed about this, but here it goes again:

“We have decided to make Sderot a ghost town,” said a spokesman for Hamas who gave his name as Abu Ubeideh. “We are not going to stop launching our rockets until they leave.”

Today was not different from many other days in Sderot:

The Sderot Parents Association decided Monday evening to boycott the town’s schools until further notice, after a Qassam rocket struck near a day car center earlier in the day. Twelve children suffered from shock after the strike on the southern town, and were evacuated to Barzilai Medical Center in Ashkelon for treatment.

The parents of Sderot demand that the children be evacuated as soon as possible. Which, as it should be clear to everyone, means that the Gazan rocket scientists are as close as possible to their goal – to empty Sderot of its population.

While Olmert continues to issue empty threats, Hamas is already countering the “threats” in its usual hypocritical fashion:

Hamas spokesman Taher Nunu called for the international community to prevent Israel from carrying out harsh reprisals. “We are taking this new threat by Olmert seriously,” he said. “We are warning of coming massacres against the people in Gaza.”

Which statement, when translated into simple words means that Olmert, even in his ineffectual way, should not interfere with the unalienable right of Gazans to lob rockets on Zionist Entity’s towns and villages.

Meanwhile Islamic Jihad, who did not learn yet the art of hypocrisy, shows its ugly face quite boldly:

Islamic Jihad claimed responsibility for the rocket attacks, calling them “a gift for the opening of the school year.”

This refreshing directness of IJ shows its real face, but it does not register elsewhere. So far the Haaretz article linked above is the only one (aside of the radio) that caught up with this monstrosity.

I do not claim to have a solution. I suspect that nobody has one, and I wouldn’t like to be in Olmert’s shoes now (or ever, for that matter). Unleashing even a small part of IDF’s might on Gaza will cause a bloodbath, but letting terrorists launching Qassams at will is hardly an alternative. And there is no middle way. Not while Hamas sees it as politically expedient to continue the attacks.

While Israel indeed holds the key to many lifelines of Gaza, like water, electricity and other vital supplies, any attempt to interrupt the flow will cause uncounted suffering to all Gazans (probably the least of all to the terror gangs, who will take their wont by force from the defenseless anyway).

So what is left? You tell me…

Cross-posted on SimplyJews.

P.S. And read Treppenwitz’ “rant“, which I totally agree with.

Posted in Gaza, Hamas, Israel | 7 Comments

Briefs

Update on the Quechup problem: Say, the nice folks at the brandy new social network are taking your contacts list without permission and using it to spam your friends! Isn’t that special? That’s why I got five invites in one day. Come on, tell me again how great these social networks are! And oh, yeah: The Quechup unsubscribe doesn’t work. I got another one yesterday and had to unsubscribe again.

Terrorists targeting children: Children at a daycare center in Sderot had a near-miss by a kassam rocket. The terrorists, of course, bragged about nearly murdering babies. Jameel has the horrifying video. A barrage of rockets in Sderot yesterday has so far been unanswered by the IDF.

Norm Finkelstein, real-life fink: Looks like Da Fink isn’t just unhappy he’s not getting tenure, he’s threatening DePaul faculty and staff and “angrily confronting” them. Gee. I don’t understand why they wouldn’t want to keep a guy like that around.

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Vacation time

I am still on vacation, and not much inclined to post about things of importance. I have not cooked since Thursday night, had fresh bagels for breakfast the last two days, slept like a baby until about 7:30 every morning which, alas, seems to be the time my body has decided is its new wakeup time, and had dinner paid for me for three nights running. My favorite hairdresser has been visited; Kim and I sat by the pool today; the Yourish siblings were reunited for the first time in, I think, two years (Dave and I managed to annoy Eric, as we have been doing probably since about the time Dave could crawl); the Jeep top was removed and teenagers did get driven in it; I bought a new headset for my cell phone (to replace the broken one now being used for air traffic control at Sarah’s house) so I don’t get fined in NJ; managed to go all NJ on every driver that pissed me off (and in NJ, there are a lot of them); enjoyed the gorgeous scenery that is the Garden State during my drive up and down Route 206 (and eff you to all of you who never bothered to see anything but the NJ Turnpike and then generalized that as what NJ looks like); did NOT stop at Drumthwacket to ask if Governor Corzine was using his seatbelt regularly now, even though I drove right past the governor’s mansion; and, finally, got to play with not one, but TWO puppies—Dave’s new Golden Retriever pup, who adores me, and the puppy depicted below, Puddin’, who was last seen on these pages smashing the Hulk, and who fell asleep in my lap during the Simpsons because Kim was unavailable.

Puddin' smashes the Hulk

Oops. She did it again. Cuteness overload trumps Hulk every time.

Going to bed soon. Tired. Yes, vacations are tiring.

But enjoyable. Home tomorrow, alas. There’s time for another dip in the pool, though, and I’m pretty sure we’ll go out for breakfast. Waffles, I think. Maybe home fries. Mmm.

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Haveil Havalim is up

It’s over at Life in Israel. Go look.

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No. More. Social. Networks.

You know, some people are going to take this the wrong way and think I am angry with them. I am not angry with them. I am angry with the stupid networks that have brainwashed them into thinking they’re anything but a waste of time and bits. I do NOT want to be involved in any more internet social networks, from anyone.

What do they do for me? What good are they? What, exactly, is their purpose, other than to make money for the creators of these social networks? I’ve said yes to one or two of them, and frankly, I’ve had exactly zero results other than seeing my mailbox fill up with “So-and-so wants to invite you to such-and-such group on Social Network Number Seven! Do you agree?”

Screw that. Screw Quechup, which is the most godawful stupid name I’ve heard yet for a social network. Screw anything that wants me to participate for no good reason, and take my time for nothing, so they can make money from people who also give their time and effort away for nothing. I have a blog. I have email accounts. I have my own social network already in place. I don’t want any more.

Internet social networks are the Amway of the internet. I said no to selling Amway decades ago. Now I’m saying no to these stupid networks.

Stop putting me on your social networking lists, people. Stop inviting me to join the fad-of-the-month. Five invites to this thing in less than 24 hours is five too many.

Not.

Interested.

And don’t send me an apologetic email about how sorry you are you put me there in the first place. This is a rant. It is done. Subject is closed.

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