Moral equivalence from the Economist

I know, it’s a shock. But the Economist is talking about religion, and I’ve seen several moral-equivalence raps at Israel. This is the most egregious so far:

Many of the most ardent fanatics live far away from the Holy Land. For Muslims the indignities heaped on the Palestinians are part of a systematic attack on Islam that must be fought to the bitter end. On the other side, many American Jewish groups will not tolerate the sort of criticism of Israel that is routine in the Jewish state itself. And now there are America’s Christian Zionists to deal with: some have rallied instinctively to a tiny democracy battling terrorism, but many think the creation of Biblical Israel is crucial for Armageddon and redemption.

Ignorance rules on all sides. Most Muslims seem totally unaware that Arabs can vote in Israel. Many Jews, even in Israel, are separated from the routine miseries of Palestinian life. American evangelicals are shocked to discover that some Palestinians are Christians.

There you go. It’s the Walt-Mearsheimer line of bullshit: Jewish groups don’t allow criticism of Israel. And this is equated with the Muslim world going crazy because Muslims are being “oppressed” in a Muslim waqf by “colonizers” and Jews. Yup. It’s almost just like the Muslim world freaking out every time a Palestinian child stubs his toe in front of the IDF. Except, of course, it’s not. But wait until you get the Economist’s conclusion:

Whatever the reason, when suicide-bombers strike Israeli towns, too few imams condemn the violence; and when Israeli rockets or shells fall on Palestinian civilians, not enough rabbis speak out. Until that changes, the various children of Abraham will find peace elusive.

What a load of crap. Every single time an IDF shell goes astray—every single time civilians are killed—Israelis publicly regret the action. Investigations have been launched. If soldiers are found to have mistreated Palestinians, they are stripped of their office and punished. But let us be perfectly clear: There are no imams condemning suicide attacks on Israeli civilians. None. The Economist is simply making shit up. The best thing the Muslims and Palestinians have been able to come up with is that killing Israeli civilians “harms the Palestinian cause.”

In point of fact, you will find Palestinian imams preaching sermons that insist suicide bombing is legitimate “resistance.” You will find imams pushing Palestinians to fight Israelis. You will not find rabbis doing the same, with a few minor exceptions from the fringe. But, as always, the Economist and others like it use the fringe to tar all Israelis with the same brush. And we have the same excuse-making for the Palestinians that has been around for over forty years:

The picture is not all bleak. Most of the Palestinians who voted for Hamas did so out of despair over Fatah’s corruption rather than out of religious fervour.

And yet, Hamas’ support is still strong, and they are still recruiting Palestinians regularly, and building an army. But the picture isn’t all bleak, because they’re doing this out of despair, you see.

The Economist special is about religion. So you get thoughts like this:

One sad irony of this dispute in the Holy Land is how few holy people are trying to make peace. Rabbi David Rosen argues that the Oslo process collapsed in part because no religious people were involved. It was not until 2002 that a small group of leading rabbis, Muslim clerics and bishops signed the Alexandria Declaration, which condemned violence and insisted that the holy places should be kept open. There have been subsequent meetings (including some recently with Tony Blair and Condoleezza Rice) but progress is beset by practical problems, such as the inability of Palestinian clerics to get through Israel’s West Bank barrier.

This, from the same magazine that slams Israeli “ultra-Orthodox settlers” for ruining the peace process. In another article, the Economist actually credits the settler movement with being partly responsible for the birth of Hamas, completely ignoring the religious aspect of Hamas’ birth. That’s a pretty big error to make in an a special devoted to religion.

But why has religion’s power seemed to keep on increasing? The first reason is a series of reactions and counter-reactions. Fundamentalist Islam, for instance, has helped spur radical Judaism and Hinduism, which in turn have reinforced the mullahs’ fervour. Hamas owes much to Israel’s settlers. Without Falwell, Messrs Hitchens and Dawkins would have smaller royalties.

So in the Economist’s eyes, it’s Israel’s fault that Hamas exists. It’s “fundamentalist Islam” that sparked “radical Judaism” (what, exactly, is radical Judaism to the Economist?), which then caused suicide bombers to explode in downtown Tel Aviv.

What crap. What utter, utter crap. Radical Islam developed before Israel existed. The Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas’ parent organization, was started in 1928—twenty years before Israel was created. The Hebron Massacre occurred in 1929. The Economist doesn’t seem to think that these events have any relation to the problems of Israel today. The hatred was already there, chaps. You just like to pretend it all started in 1948.

The moral equivalence of the Economist is simply outrageous. But then, there’s no way the Economist would mention honestly that the problems of the Middle East are mostly due to the refusal of Muslims to treat their own people with any sort of dignity, equality, and respect (see: Number of dictatorships in Arab and Muslim world; women’s lack of rights in Islamic nations, etc., etc.). Not when they can blame it on the Jews—who were in Israel more than a millennium before Islam was created. Israel. Not “Palestine.” The nation of “Palestine” never really existed. If I had my druthers, it never would.

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Striking Iran?

James Besser reports that a new Zogby poll shows increasing support for a military strike on Iran.

Last week’s poll by Zogby International came as the Bush administration ratchets up both its warlike rhetoric and its sanctions against Teheran and war opponents intensify efforts to erect obstacles to U.S. military action. According to the national survey, 52 percent of likely voters now would support a U.S. military strike to prevent Iran from growing nuclear — and 53 percent believe such a strike is likely before next year’s presidential election. Republicans, according to the survey, are far more likely to support the military option, but still, 41 percent of Democrats indicated support. In one surprise, Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) emerged as the candidate “best equipped” to deal with the Iranian threat, selected by 21 percent of respondents. Clinton was followed by former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani at 15 percent. … The Jewish numbers in the Zogby poll — with 48 percent “very supportive” of a U.S. military strike and 20 percent “somewhat supportive” — are dramatically different from last year’s American Jewish Committee survey, in which only 38 percent said they supported U.S. military action.

That first paragraph isn’t exactly accurate as war opponents are also objecting to diplomatic tools such as the boycott of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards. I’m not sure that results about Hillary Clinton are that surprising. Given that much of the support for striking at Iran is coming from the Jewish community, which is strongly Democratic, it would follow that Hillary Clinton would be viewed as the candidate most likely to deal with Iran effectively. However there are other polls.

But critics point out that the Zogby poll is not consistent with other national surveys. A recent CNN/Opinion Research Corporation poll suggested opposition to the military option is growing, with 68 percent of Americans saying they would oppose a decision to strike Iranian targets. And in a Fox news poll, only 29 percent of Americans advocated military action “before President Bush leaves office,” with 54 present preferring to “let the next president deal with Iran.”

So the question remain if the differences in the results are due to timing (like maybe the Zogby poll took place after the revelation that Interpol has issued warrants in the Argentina bombing) or possibly due to the wording.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Britain and the Jews

Melanie Phillips’ disturbing Britian’s Anti-Semitic turn notes that:

And now, in Britain and elsewhere, anti-Semitism has mutated again, its target shifting from culture to creed to race to nation. What anti-Semitism once did to Jews as people, it now does to Jews as a people. First it wanted the Jewish religion, and then the Jews themselves, to disappear; now it wants the Jewish state to disappear. For the presentation of Israel in British public discourse does not consist of mere criticism. It has become a torrent of libels, distortions, and obsessional vilification, representing Israel not as a country under exterminatory attack by the Arabs for the 60 years of its existence but as a regional bully persecuting innocent Palestinians who want only a homeland.

She shows how antisemitism has infected different sectors of British society: academia, the Church and the media. And while it doesn’t seem to be as bad in the government, the government isn’t without its bad apples.

Livingstone is not the only leftist politician “crossing the line.” In 2003, Labour backbencher Tam Dalyell claimed that Tony Blair was “being unduly influenced by a cabal of Jewish advisers.” Liberal Democrat Jenny Tonge, whose party honored her with a peerage after she sympathized with suicide bombers and compared Arabs in Gaza with Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto, told her party conference in 2006: “The pro-Israel lobby has got its grips on the Western world. I think they’ve probably got a certain grip on our party.”

While the English weren’t always supportive of Jewish settlement in Palestine, at least one British leader was supportive of a Jewish Homeland, Winston Churchill. Arthur Herman writes

A student of history, Churchill came to feel that Judaism was the bedrock of traditional Western moral and political principles–and Churchill was of a generation that preferred to talk about principles instead of “values.” For Europeans to turn against the Jew, he argued, was for them to strike at their own roots and reject an essential part of their civilization–“that corporate strength, that personal and special driving power” that Jews had brought for hundreds of years to Europe’s arts, sciences and institutions. To deny Jews a national homeland was therefore an act of ingratitude. Churchill became a keen backer of the Balfour Declaration of 1917, which broached the idea of creating a Jewish homeland in Palestine. As a friend to Zionist leader Chaim Weizman, and as colonial secretary after World War I, Churchill made establishing such a homeland a matter of urgency. “The hope of your race for so many centuries will be gradually realized here,” Churchill told a Jewish audience in Jerusalem during his visit in March 1921, “not only for your own good, but for the good of all the world.”

Interestingly, the one action that Churchill took that haunts the Middle East to this day, was apparently done to help the Jews.

Yet Churchill was convinced that Arab civilization would benefit from contact with an entrepreneurial and morally centered people. “Speaking entirely as a non-Jew,” he wrote, “I look on the Jews as the natural importers of western leaven so necessary for countries in the Near East.” At the same time, Churchill tried to ensure that Palestinian Arabs got their own national homeland. It was Churchill who, as colonial secretary, decided to separate Transjordan (modern-day Jordan) from the rest of Palestine, assuming that Transjordan would become the site of the Arabs’ future state and that other parts of Palestine (including the West Bank of the Jordan River) would be open to Jewish settlement.

(Keep that history in mind the next time you hear a Palesitnian spokesman saying that they’ve compromised by giving up claims to 72% of Palestine and shouldn’t be required to compromise anymore. The Palestine Mandate included what is now Jordan.)

Given Churchill’s friendship with the Jews it’s more than a little ironic that James Baker whose hostility towards Israel was well known, (along with Lee Hamilton) was recently honored with a Churchill Award.

Crossposted at Soccer Dad.

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Rafsanjani the “moderate” – not wanted by Interpol

The mills of international law grind slowly, if they grind at all. Thirteen years after the bombing of the Jewish center in Buenos Aires in which 85 people were killed, Interpol makes its first move.

Despite heavy diplomatic pressure from Iran, delegates at the world police body’s annual general assembly in Morocco voted by 66 percent in favor of issuing the “Red Notices” seeking the extradition of the wanted people, delegates said.

But, as it goes in politics, expediency gets the upper hand.

Argentina ordered an international warrant last year for the arrest of former Iranian President Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani and eight other Iranians on charges of masterminding the attack.

And:

Interpol said in March that it would issue its own wanted notices against six people, leaving out Rafsanjani.

So, the “moderate” darling of Juan Cole and other sorry sycophants gets scot-free.

Too bad.

Cross-posted on SimplyJews.

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The changing Road Map narrative

The Road Map has been awakened from its moribund state and bandied about a lot lately, particularly in the wire service reports about the upcoming mideast peace conference in Annapolis. For instance, the AP writes:

Israel continues to expand many of the 122 settlements in the West Bank, where 267,500 Israelis lived as of last month, according to government statistics.

Peace Now, an Israeli settlement-watchdog group, issued a report Wednesday saying building is going on in 88 of the settlements, though most of the work is in the areas Israel hopes to retain in a peace deal.

The Palestinians said Monday that they received assurances from Washington that Israel would meet its short-term obligations under the “road map,” a U.S.-backed peace plan being revived in hopes of boosting confidence between the two sides ahead of a peace conference later this month.

The plan’s initial stage called for Israel to freeze West Bank settlement construction and dismantle dozens of settlement outposts scattered across the territory. But the road map foundered after its introduction four years ago, with each side accusing the other of not meeting obligations.

And that is all you get about Palestinian obligations until you get to this paragraph:

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said this week that Israel is willing to meet its road map obligations. He also urged the Palestinians to fulfill their commitment under the plan to crack down on militant groups that stage attacks on Israelis.

The story, mind you, is all about settlements. The headline alone is biased: “Israeli Settlements Burden Peace Push.” Funny how rockets are falling on Sderot nearly every day, and that’s not burdening the “peace push.” Terrorists are trying to kill Israelis every day, but that’s not burderning the “peace push.”

And it’s interesting also how the Road Map is being applied only to Israel, not to the Palestinians. Because the Road Map was absolutely explicit about the Palestinians’ responsibility to end violence, incitement, and terrorism.

Phase I: Ending Terror And Violence, Normalizing Palestinian Life, and Building Palestinian Institutions — Present to May 2003

In Phase I, the Palestinians immediately undertake an unconditional cessation of violence according to the steps outlined below; such action should be accompanied by supportive measures undertaken by Israel. Palestinians and Israelis resume security cooperation based on the Tenet work plan to end violence, terrorism, and incitement through restructured and effective Palestinian security services. Palestinians undertake comprehensive political reform in preparation for statehood, including drafting a Palestinian constitution, and free, fair and open elections upon the basis of those measures. Israel takes all necessary steps to help normalize Palestinian life. Israel withdraws from Palestinian areas occupied from September 28, 2000 and the two sides restore the status quo that existed at that time, as security performance and cooperation progress. Israel also freezes all settlement activity, consistent with the Mitchell report.

At the outset of Phase I:

  • Palestinian leadership issues unequivocal statement reiterating Israel’s right to exist in peace and security and calling for an immediate and unconditional ceasefire to end armed activity and all acts of violence against Israelis anywhere. All official Palestinian institutions end incitement against Israel.
  • Israeli leadership issues unequivocal statement affirming its commitment to the two-state vision of an independent, viable, sovereign Palestinian state living in peace and security alongside Israel, as expressed by President Bush, and calling for an immediate end to violence against Palestinians everywhere. All official Israeli institutions end incitement against Palestinians.

Note that there is nothing ambiguous about the Road Map. The Palestinians must end violence and incitement. There is no exception clause for “resistance.” Done. Finis. End. The thing is, while you hear constant reproaches towards Israel for not freezing settlement construction, you hear not a word about ending Palestinian violence, terrorism, and incitement. Why is that, exactly? When did the Palestinian obligations cease to be obligations? If Condi Rice is being honest, why is she not demanding a cessation of all Palestinian violence and incitement? Why does she not demand the Palestinians stop teaching their children to hate the Jews? Why is she only demanding that Israel meet the obligations of the Road Map, while insisting only on “confidence-building measures” by the Palestinians?

I have no real answer for that, other than the standard answer: Apparently, the Palestinians have no obligations to do anything but demand a homeland, a “Palestine” that never existed on the land that was the Jewish homeland for thousands of years—except, according to Palestinians, that never happened, either.

You have to wonder why it is that only Israel is held up to any kind of Road Map standard, and only Israel is criticized for violations of a document that was never approved by the Israeli government, and is, quite frankly, about as non-binding as a document can get—because it was perfectly clear that in order for the Road Map to work, both sides had to implement responsibilities simultaneously.

A quick look around Palestinian Media Watch and MEMRI show that the Palestinians have never ceased teaching their children to hate Jews. Incitement has never ended. Nor has terrorism, nor have the rockets.

Why, exactly, is only Israel expected to fulfill her obligations? The only answer I can see is the soft bigotry of lowered expectations. Or perhaps that other reason, the one that makes the world so much more difficult for Jews: The Exception Clause.

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The right was right

Jackson Diehl rings the alarm bells in If this peace process fails.

For the next several days, Israel’s talk radio and op-ed pages converged on a single subject — but it was not Olmert’s groundbreaking speech. Instead, the buzz was all about something that took place at a soccer game in Haifa while Olmert was speaking. Before the game began, an announcer asked for a moment of silence in honor of former prime minister Yitzhak Rabin, who led Israel toward peace in the early 1990s before being assassinated on Nov. 4, 1995. Hundreds in the crowd, most of them supporters of the visiting Jerusalem team, responded with boos; some began lustily singing songs in honor of Yigal Amir, the man who murdered him. The message drawn from this episode by Israeli security officials, as well as pundits, was grim: The return Olmert signaled to an aggressive pursuit of a final peace with Palestinians also will mean the comeback of the ugly and potentially violent resistance from Israel’s far right. The soccer game wasn’t the only sign. Posters showing Israeli President Shimon Peres, another peace advocate, wearing an Arab headdress have appeared on walls around Jerusalem this week, an explicit echo of the propaganda that preceded the attack on Rabin 12 years ago.

Treppenwitz neatly disposes of the idea that the booing was, in some way, significant.

When a bunch of unruly Beitar Yerushalayim fans booed during the moment of silence that was observed in memory of Rabin (and many even chanted “Yigal Amir”), MK Yossi Beilin urged Sports and Culture Minister Raleb Majadele to pull all government funding for the club and Peace Now Secretary-General Yariv Oppenheimer immediately demanded that Beitar Jerusalem be penalized for its fans’ conduct. I’m just wondering, do these people really think that the Beitar management has some sort of control over what the fans will say at a game? I could see it if they flashed “Boo” or “Yigal Amir” on the Jumbo-tron and the fans dutifully followed along. But this was a spontaneous occurrence… albeit in incredibly bad taste. My point is that the left seems to have an insatiable urge to inflict collective punishment upon the right for something that was the act of a lone lunatic.

I’d add that though PM Sharon did even more damage to the Right, by evacuating thousands from Gaza, and despite his claims to the contrary, no one attempted to kill him. The Right was furious and felt betrayed, to be sure, but no one lifted a finger against him. For Diehl to argue that Olmert is in some danger due to his expressed willingness to make reckless compromises insults our intelligence.

The problem will be the other legacies from the peace processes of the past. That’s not only potential Jewish violence. There is also the probable terrorism of Palestinian rejectionists, above all a Hamas movement that has been excluded from the upcoming U.S.-sponsored Annapolis conference and bottled up in the Gaza Strip. There is the inability of Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas’s West Bank authority to control its own militia-gangs, and political rivalries in Israel that may prevent Olmert from taking quick steps on settlements. Then there is the incurable proclivity of both Israelis and Palestinians to burden negotiations with maximalist demands and negotiating tricks intended to elide what both sides know to be the available settlement terms.

And now, yes, we’re back to 1996 and Hamas will try to kill the peace process if negotiations are successful. What absolute bunk. Has Diehl been paying attention to Gaza? Has he read the news that thousands of citizens have fled Sderot? Palestinian violence doesn’t happen to derail the peace process, but it takes advantage of the gains in territory and freedom resulting from the peace process. Qassams raining down on Sderot became worse after Israel withdrew.

And the terror of early 1996 was a result of Israel’s withdrawals in late 1995. Hamas was able to organize in areas that had been abandoned by Israel because the Palestinian Authority refused to assert control as it had been obligated by the Oslo Accords. Diehl charges that Israel “burdens” negotiations. Baloney. Israel has real concerns. Israel has changed a lot since the Oslo Accords were signed in 1993.

As Daled Amos pointed out recently, the views of Rabin – whom Diehl cites as an ideal – at the time of his assassination would now be considered right-wing. But there’s been no similar movement on the Palestinian side. None. Yes Arafat is dead, but his ideology lives on even if it’s now expressed by a well groomed man who wears suits.

Diehl claims that Abbas is willing to compromise on the Palesitnian right of return. (This shouldn’t even be an issue as insistence on it, is insistence that Israel ceases to exist.) But as Elder of Ziyon observed, Abbas essentially gives veto power to Hamas. Finally Diehl tells us what’s really at stake.

For Olmert, Abbas and Rice, the motivation for bulling through this familiar pattern of resistance may not be just courage but fear. All three know that if they fail this time, the result will not be the mere continuation of a miserable status quo. More likely, it will be another eruption of bloodshed and the consolidation of Hamas as the preeminent Palestinian power. That means not Abbas but Hamas’s patron, Iran, will become the arbiter of whether Israel is accepted as “a Jewish homeland.”

Interesting that he sees the strengthening of Iran an outcome of a failed peace process. Last year Diehl recommended that Olmert make some bold moves of his own including

Israel cares less about who rules Lebanon. And it has something Assad wants at least as much: the Golan Heights. The Syrian president has been saying for months that he is ready to open talks about a swap of the territory for peace, a deal that his father came within inches of closing 6 1/2 years ago. Until recently Israel had little incentive to make that bargain with Bashar Assad. But the rise of the Iranian threat in the past year has changed the calculus for at least some of Olmert’s advisers. Imagine Ehud Olmert emerging from the White House to announce that Israel is prepared to explore peace with Syria. It might not turn the ugly tide in the Middle East. But it would, at least, get Israel and the United States back in the fight.

So strengthening an Iranian ally doesn’t bother Diehl. As long as it’s Syria and not Hamas. Nor does he consider that Israel’s making a deal with Abbas might have the same effect of strengthening Iran. Even if Israel deals with Abbas, there’s no guarantee that it won’t strengthen Iran. For one thing, it’s pretty clear that Abbas will still deal with Hamas. For another, if Israel cedes more territory now, it will no doubt embolden Hezbollah and Syria to demand more. Diehl, spends the first part of the article implicating the Israeli Right in fighting peace. Actually the Israeli Right was right. It was right about trusting Arafat. It was right that ceding territory to an unrepentant terrorist organization will only embolden it – as we saw with the PA in 1994, Hezbollah in 2000 and Hamas in 2005. So please spare us the lectures and the urgency. Following your prescriptions will only make matters worse. You don’t know how to make peace.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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The hell of Israel …

via memeorandum

Thousands of Palestinians apply for Israeli citizenship

In the months leading up to the upcoming Annapolis peace conference talk of a future division of the city has prompted a staggering increase in nationalization requests by Palestinians seeking to escape life under the Palestinian Authority. Some 250,000 Palestinians currently reside in Jerusalem. Only 12,000 of them have sought to obtain an Israeli citizenship since 1967, an average of about 300 new citizens a year. But over the past four months the Interior Ministry has registered an unprecedented 3,000 applications, primarily residents of the Arab neighborhoods unlikely to remain under Israeli sovereignty according to the political initiative currently on the agenda.

This is, of course, nothing new. The BBC in August 2000 reported:

Israeli media reports today said the number of applications for citizenship had doubled in the past year to more than one-hundred and eighty. An Israeli interior ministry spokeswoman said that twelve-hundred Palestinians from east Jerusalem had been granted citizenship since it was captured by Israel in 1967.

Daniel Pipes showed that the objection Israeli Arabs to living under Palestinian Authority rule is longstanding and affects Arabs from Jerusalem and elsewhere.

Jerusalem. In mid-2000, when it appeared that some Arab-majority parts of Jerusalem would be transferred to Palestinian Authority control, Muslim Jerusalemites expressed less than delight at the prospect. Peering over at Arafat’s PA, they saw power monopolized by domineering and corrupt autocrats, a thug-like police force, and a stagnant economy. Arafat’s bloated, nonsensical claims (“We are the one true democratic oasis in the Arab region”) only exacerbated their apprehensions. ‘Abd ar-Razzaq ‘Abid of Jerusalem’s Silwan neighborhood pointed dubiously to “what’s happening in Ramallah, Hebron, and the Gaza Strip” and asked if the residents there were well off. A doctor applying for Israeli papers explained: The whole world seems to be talking about the future of the Arabs of Jerusalem, but no one has bothered asking us. The international community and the Israeli Left seem to take it for granted that we want to live under Mr. Arafat’s control. We don’t. Most of us despise Mr. Arafat and the cronies around him, and we want to stay in Israel. At least here I can speak my mind freely without being dumped in prison, as well as having a chance to earn an honest day’s wage. In the colorful words of one Jerusalem resident, “The hell of Israel is better than the paradise of Arafat. We know Israeli rule stinks, but sometimes we feel like Palestinian rule would be worse.”

Sounds sort of like Milton, doesn’t it?

Nor was the idea popular elsewhere.

The entrance to Umm al-Fahm, the largest Muslim town in Israel, sports the green flags of the Islamic Movement Party that rules the town, along with a billboard denouncing Israel’s rule over Jerusalem. That said, Hashim ‘Abd ar-Rahman, mayor and local leader of the Islamic Movement, has no time for Sharon’s suggestion: “Despite the discrimination and injustice faced by Arab citizens, the democracy and justice in Israel is better than the democracy and justice in Arab and Islamic countries.” Nor does Ahmed Tibi, an Israeli Arab member of parliament and advisor to Arafat, care for the idea of PA control, which he calls “a dangerous, antidemocratic suggestion.” Just 30 percent of Israel’s Arab population, a May 2001 survey found, agree to the Galilee Triangle being annexed to a future Palestinian state, meaning that a large majority prefers to remain in Israel. By February 2004, according to the Haifa-based Arab Center for Applied Social Research, that number had jumped to 90 percent preferring to remain in Israel. No less startling, 73 percent of Triangle Arabs said they would resort to violence to prevent changes in the border. Their reasons divided fairly evenly between those claiming Israel as their homeland (43 percent) and those cherishing Israel’s higher standard of living (33 percent). So intense was the Arab opposition to ceding the Galilee Triangle to the Palestinian Authority that Sharon quickly gave the idea up.

When the international community pressures Israel to make concessions on Jerusalem and Israeli leadership seems ready to oblige, why doesn’t anyone look at those who those concession are purported to help. They sure don’t seem to look forward to the development.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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The Gaza operation: Hamas is waiting

Hamas has been training with Iranians, and the battle of Gaza is going to be difficult, dangerous, and bloody.

Reserve-duty paratroopers who completed a month of duty in the Gaza Strip last week say that facing militant groups such as Hamas was like taking part in a “mini-war.”

During the patrol company’s operations deep in Palestinian territory, four Hamas militants and one Israel Defense Forces soldier, Sergeant-Major (Res.) Ehud Efrati, were killed. “The people we killed weren’t terrorists, they were soldiers,” an officer in the company told Haaretz.

“In a direct confrontation, the IDF has superiority over them, but in all parameters – training, equipment quality, operational discipline – we are facing an army, not gangs,” he said. “On the professional level, Hamas in the Gaza Strip is nothing like the terrorists we dealt with before. We saw the bodies of their men after the incidents. They had elastic bands on their pant legs. How many reservists do you know in the IDF who are that well kitted out, with elastics on their pants?”

This does not bode well. The Hamas fighters are fighting like an army.

The paratroopers were impressed by their adversaries’ discipline and good equipment. “The fingerprints of Iran and Hezbollah are all over it,” a veteran intelligence officer said. “The Palestinians never looked like this.”

On the bodies of the Hamas fighters the reservists found, in addition to their weapons, night-vision equipment identical to the IDF’s. And it was not from Israel. “It’s available on the Internet, you can order it from eBay and have it sent to an Arab country and then smuggle it to Gaza,” the intelligence officer said.

The good news is that the IDF is still better. But Hamas is improving. A lot.

Hamas, which provides a support “umbrella” for the smaller organizations launching the rockets, dispatches cells to harass the IDF. It also deploys defensive forces at the entrances to settled areas based on its analysis of the IDF’s routes.

The result, say the reservists, is that every penetration into the strip of more than one kilometer faces coordinated resistance from Hamas. “Shooting, sharpshooters, mortar shells. Pass the one-kilometer mark, the war is on. They’re not suckers,” a company officer says.

Something else that you find in this article is the news that doesn’t get highlighted as much: Israelis are still willing to do what has to be done to protect their nation.

The reserve officers accept both the method and their role of being in the advance force. “If these missions were left to the regular soldiers, like before the withdrawal from Lebanon, no one on the home front would understand what’s happening in Gaza. Every reserve soldier who returns home from a month in Gaza says exactly what’s going on there to the civilians around him,” the officer says.

They also know they’ll be called back to Gaza within a few months for a major offensive assault. Their commanders are already readying them with cliches about “two trains heading full force at each other.”

In contrast, perhaps, to what the public has heard, they don’t blame anyone. They were equipped and trained properly and feel ready for their appointed missions. “We didn’t come to whine. The state must see to two things: To compensate properly the few who bear the burden of reserve duty and to [budget] sufficient reserve days for training so the failure of the Second Lebanon War isn’t repeated.”

And it is very important to them to speak about Ehud Efrati, their friend for over 20 years. “At Ehud’s funeral his father, Avishai, said the state must protect the people of Sderot,” an officer in the company says.

“That was true nobility, and it is typical of his family. Ehud was a hero, pure and simple.

Time and again, we read the negative aspects of the IDF. We heard only this week that one out of four Israelis is refusing to enlist in the IDF. But the 75% who do go are more than willing, it seems, to do the job.

And the job is going to be done. Ehud Barak is warning that a major Gaza operation is nearing.

Defense Minister Ehud Barak (Labor) said in a meeting with Labor activists in Tel Aviv on Wednesday that the Israel Defense Forces are approaching a major incursion into the Gaza Strip.

“We are getting closer to a large-scale operation in Gaza and we’re likely to say there for a long time,” he said. He emphasized, however, that before such an operation, all other means to stop Qassam rocket fire should be exhausted.

I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that it will happen after Annapolis. But I think it may happen before the end of the year. It needs to be done, no matter when it occurs—but it’s not going to be easy. And the world, of course, will scream in outrage, although the world is utterly ignoring the near-daily rocket fire toward Israeli schools, homes, and hospitals in Sderot. More on that later.

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Bourekas

The caterer for my bat mitzvah made bourekas with a potato filling. I have a lot left over. I’ve been eating it every day since my bat mitzvah. I’m finding I cannot get enough of potato bourekas.

It’s not quite dinnertime yet, and all I can think about is that I gave a container of bourekas away today. See, Sarah, how much I love your family? I gave them some of my precious bourekas leftovers.

I may eat an early dinner tonight. In fact, I will. And I do believe I’m going to eat brisket one last time this week. It’s too darned good to give it up.

I’m so glad I had my party at the synagogue social hall. The food is all kosher, and I got the leftovers.

Bourekas.

Sigh.

Sarah, we’re going to have to try to make these ourselves someday.

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Lair Simon’s newest thing

Oh, so this is what Lair’s doing in his spare time. He’s not blogging much, but he’s calling Nardo and leaving instructions. (Language warning: Don’t play these at work without an earpiece.)

Click on the speaker to listen to them on the same page. I recommend Utter Crap #1, #2, and #3.

Of course, if you don’t like Lair Simon’s humor, you won’t like these. But he’s always been a favorite of mine.

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Building confidence

Wizbang’s Jay Tea asks a simple question

Can anyone — ANYONE — ever cite a single example where the Palestinians were called upon to make any sort of concession or “good faith gesture” and actually kept it? Just once?

It’s a good question. Unfortunately, the answer isn’t very encouraging. With the Palestinians, there were obligations that, by now, have been defined down to “good faith gestures.” For example see In Mideast, Rice Pushes Annapolis Talks

The first phase of the road map called for confidence-building security measures, including Palestinian action against armed groups, Israeli dismantlement of settlement outposts and the easing of restrictions on Palestinian movements in the West Bank and Gaza Strip. The Annapolis document, in its new format, would state that negotiations were proceeding toward the “final status” core issues.

For the Palestinians taking arms against a sea of terrorist groups is a “confidence building measure.” That’s how it goes in this parallel peace making universe. A step that most would consider a fundamental obligation of the Palestinians is now a “confidence building measure.”

On the Israeli side, the Palestinians no doubt consider dismantling settlements to be necessary, but nothing that Israel has signed has so obligated them. And it’s absurd to characterize “easing of restrictions” as a “security measure.” It is a measure that puts Israel’s security at risk and is done in the absence of Palestinian measures against terrorists.

Still calling a primary Palestinian obligation a “confidence building measure” is beyond absurd.

Crossposted on Socer Dad.

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To die in Jerusalem, to lie in Deheishe

Snoopy wrote thisI was given a chance, courtesy of Deep Focus, to view the Hilla Medalia HBO documentary To Die in Jerusalem. I don’t even know whether our cable provider carries HBO (I am not much into TV lately) and the kind offer to send me the DVD was difficult to refuse, although the implied promise to produce a review is difficult to keep.

I didn’t know much about the movie, although a case it relates to is familiar, of course. But it was no more familiar to me than many other suicide bombing incidents, of which we have had, unfortunately, too many. Keeping in mind my natural reluctance to play a critic, and seeing that the documentary has already produced some controversy and several highfalutin outbursts of indignation (more about it later), I have decided to watch the movie and to respond to it as a normal John Q. Public would, and not to go into oxygen-starved heights of politics, visual arts appreciation etc.c

And I shall start from the end: I think that it is a real documentary and that it is very good. Unlike the fashionable staged mocumentaries, produced by fat men without moral scruple and with a penchant for self-aggrandizement, this one is a solid factual report, not trying* to recruit followers for any cause. The movie met my expectations, for a simple reason – I didn’t have any, and save a few insignificant deviations from the expected, the story sounds true.

What does not sound true in the movie, and not through any fault of the director or the cameramen, is some of the people. To start with, the infamous “farewell” video clip of the martyr-to-be, one of the many circulated in Gaza and West Bank. Here is what the documentary site says:

Before her mission, Ayat made a video in which she lashed out at the regimes and militaries of Muslim nations everywhere: “I say to the Arab rulers…

If it weren’t so tragic, it would have been laughable. I have run the segment a few times, and there is no doubt whatsoever in my mind: Ayat al-Akhras read out a text somebody else prepared for her and, most probably, it was the first time she was seeing it. She was wooden, expressionless and looked more like a zombie than like somebody “lashing out” at something.

This was the first warning that caused me to start looking for falsehoods – not in the movie and not in the movie-makers motives, but in the protagonists. And I believe I found the main source of falsehood. Above the familiar cult of death – the pictures of the suicide bomber with a gun in the school, a separate “Martyr’s cemetery”, the hysterics of the sister during the mourning (“I shall kill thirty people for you, Ayat” – guess who these people are?) – above all this I was dumbfounded by the “martyr’s” mother.

I do not have any proof that may serve in a court of law, but I know it with total certainty – the mother is lying all the time, every moment she opens her mouth. It is her face or her posture or her speech – too pat and too rehearsed to come from the heart, but probably all of them together that tell me without a shadow of a doubt – liar!

Besides looking and sounding false, she contradicts herself a few times during the movie. Several times she swears: “If I had known, I would have stopped her”. Several times she claims her total innocence to her daughter’s murderous intent. And then, sometime else, as an aside: “She intended her action to be an example for other girls…”. What is this if not a confession, I don’t know…

Both the father and the mother of the bomber are way too “politically correct” and astute, judging by the way they recite, chapter and verse, all the necessary slogans about opression, occupation, the house in Jaffo, the right to pray at Al-Aqsa that was cruelly taken away. (It makes for a strong contrast with the tortured mother of the victim, who is not interested in politics and wants only to understand why – the question that will never be answered, and in any case not by the parents of the suicide bomber).

But while the father is unwisely going on about Islam being the religion of peace and whatnot, the mother does not stray away for a second from spouting her political views. The eloquence and the clarity of purpose the mother displays are amazing. That they are not leading to any possible rapprochement or, at least, a glimmer of understanding, is the more frustrating.

I don’t know whether it was Ayat, the suicide bomber herself who approached her future handlers or was it the other way around, but it does not matter. I believe that I know who has done the most of the brainwashing and indoctrination for this girl. She didn’t have to leave her home for that kind of material – all the necessary hate and brainwashing were right there. And the outburst of hate from her sister during the mourning just proves this point – both are reared on the same milk.

And so it goes, up to the ultimate act of betrayal a mother can perpetrate:

She was a mature eighteen years old, not some kid. Eighteen years old and she chose her way.

Indeed. What else do you need or want to know about Um Samir al-Akhras, the mother of Ayat al-Akhras, that beautiful suicide bomber?

And of course, the father, being much less of a weasel, put a resounding end to my doubts:

What is better than to be a martyr? You are going to die anyway – today, tomorrow or in a hundred years. To die in dignity and honor is better than anything.

Yes. They didn’t know anything. They don’t know anything. And when Avigail, the mother of the beautiful Rachel, the victim, cries out to them: “”Your daughter and my daughter got killed for nothing”, their answer is “For you it was nothing, but for her people it was something”…

In short – go and see that documentary, it is worth your time and money.

A few words about some of the criticism leveled at the documentary. The worst I have seen is a knee-jerk reaction from Backspin – the Honest Reporting blog.

HBO is due to air a film drawing moral equivalence between a suicide bomber and victim.

There are a few similarly “enlightened” reviews on the other side, but really, this one is a bit too much… and that without even seeing the movie, I am sure.

(*) Well, aside of two moments that somewhat irked me: the first, when immediately after Avigail, Rachel’s mother starts with the “After Rachel got killed, I wanted to know why…”, the picture of IDF soldiers on patrol and then the separation barrier appear, as if to start answering the question… The second when the camera focuses for a long time on Arab boys playing with toy guns – come on, the boys do it all over the globe…

Another point: it is clear why the focus of the movie was on the two girls, but there was at least one other victim of the blast – the supermarket guard, barely mentioned. Pity.

Cross-posted on SimplyJews.

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Cooking rice

Given the unlikelihood of any substantial result emerging from the upcoming Annapolis summit David Brooks, in Present at Creation, asks why Secretary Rice would expend such energy in putting the darn thing together.

It’s slightly unfortunate that the peace process itself is hollow. It’s like having a wedding without a couple because you want to get the guests together for some other purpose. But that void can be filled in later. The main point is to organize the anti-Iranians around some vehicle and then reshape the strategic correlation of forces in the region. Iran has done what decades of peace proposals have not done — brought Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, the Palestinians and the U.S. together. You can go to Jerusalem or to some Arab capitals and the diagnosis of the situation is the same: Iran is gaining hegemonic strength over the region and is spreading tentacles of instability all around.

Yikes. The peace conference is a sham. It’s an attempt to organize the nations of the Middle East against Iran. Preposterous! And John Podhoretz agrees and demonstrates why this is absurd.

What, specifically, does the status of the Israeli-Palestinian relationship have to do with that urgent and pressing need? The honest answer is: Very little. Unless, that is, you accept the contention that the “moderate” states need and deserve some face-saving bribery in the form of Israeli concessions to get them to act reasonably in concert against Iran. But if they are so worried about Iran, why would they need face-saving bribery, especially considering David’s concession that “there is remarkably little substance to [the peace process] so far. Even people inside the Israeli and Palestinian governments are not sure what’s actually going to be negotiated and what can realistically be achieved.”

(But then again, even though other Arab nations feared Saddam, the United States wouldn’t bring in Israel as an ally during the first Gulf War. So it is possible that Arabs would demand a bribe to join in an initiative with their own self interest in mind.)

But then I saw this article. (h/t Israel Matzav, but in a different context) David Samuels who had recently interviewed Dr. Rice in the Atlantic wrote Condi’s Shame, an assessment of what he saw in his interview with her.

Based on my own interviews with Rice, and my analysis of what she has said about the conflict over a long period of time, I have concluded that Rice is an agnostic on the subject of Israeli-Palestinian peace – but she believes very strongly that the appearance of an active effort to cut a deal is important to America’s interests in the Middle East. The paradox of Rice’s conduct is that she is taking the role of an activist secretary of state while believing very strongly on an intellectual level that events are driven by underlying historical circumstances and currents on which our actions and desires can have only a very limited effect. She has repeatedly stated that the deal cut between East and West Germany and the Soviet Union to end the Cold War would have been impossible even a few years earlier. She told me more than once that it seemed quite possible that historical circumstances may not be ripe for solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Samuels, then, comes to a conclusion that’s consistent with that of Brooks. He only leaves out the speculation about the ultimate end of the Annapolis conference. He only allows that she sees arranging the conference to be in America’s interest.

Shrinkwrapped is dismissive of Secretary Rice’s efforts.

If Rice truly believes she can compel or create a breakthrough she is already lost; if she believes that it is better to convene a conference based on lies and obfuscations than to tell people the truth, her conference will surely fail. The truth is that only the Arabs can force the Palestinians to make the concessions necessary for Peace and there is no indication that the Saudis, Egyptians, Fatah, or any other actor is ready, willing, or able to make the mental leap required for peace. All else is rationalization.

Bookworm Room though argues that necessity might well be the mother of the conference.

Nevertheless, this is certainly not a wacky idea, and it does reflect an impulse to bring some central stability to a region that will become entirely unbalanced if the Iran-Syria-Hezbollah-Hamas axis does in fact ascend to real power, rather than stopping at the noises of power, along with the violence of terrorism.

Daled Amos, though clearly sympathetic to Podhoretz, makes a similar observation to mine.

Why would there be a need to bribe the alliance to do something that natural self-interest should make natural and automatic? Then again, natural self-interest did not keep the Arabs out of the Nazi fold during WWII either.

I’m not sold on the Brooks/Samuels argument. However Samuels is somewhat more convincing in that he’s basing his conclusion on close observation of the Secretary.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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My bat mitzvah speech

Note: It’s not the d’var Torah. I didn’t get a chance to do that one. I’d like to write it up and post it at a later date, because I have a lot to say about Chayyei Sarah. This is my speech from the end of the haftarah portion, before the Musaf service.

Before I say anything else, I just wanted to tell you there was a typo on the invitations. I’m turning forty this month, not fifty. I’m trying to work out the math so it wouldn’t make me seven years younger than my younger brother. Anyone who can help with that, see me after.

Five years ago, three things happened that completely changed the direction of my life. In the spring of 2002, my weblog changed from what was essentially a journal and links to other weblogs, to a place where I write about Jewish and Israeli issues. Five years ago, I had two hundred readers a day. Today, between three and five thousand readers check in at least once a day to find out what’s going on in Israel, and see how many different ways I can be outraged at the world’s bias against the Jewish state. My blog circle is now called the JBlogosphere, short for Jewish Blogosphere. People I have never physically met, or even spoken to on the phone, are counted among my friends. Some of them are here today, helping me celebrate this happy occasion.

The JBlogosphere is a wonderful place. For the past three and a half weeks, I’ve been tutored in my haftarah by a gentleman who blogs by the name of Elisson. I have never met Elisson. I’d only spoken to him once before on the phone, when he visited a mutual blogging friend. But when I put up a post on my weblog asking for help, he was one of the first to offer assistance. I am extremely grateful for his help, and fortunate to count Elisson as one of my blogging buddies. I would not have been able to chant my haftarah without Elisson’s help.

The second event in 2002 was my move to Richmond. I knew exactly one family then—the C’s—who are sitting here today. It was my visits to them that made me fall in love with Richmond enough to move here.

Sorena used to attend Richmond Montessori. It was a natural progression to check out the synagogue next door. That first Friday night, I was welcomed warmly, by Rabbi Shapiro and people like the B’s and the S’s. I struck up a friendship with one person in particular, who effected the third major change in my life that year. During one summer Oneg, Andy K. asked if I could read and write Hebrew. They were looking for teachers for the religious school, he told me. He introduced me to Robyn S., who practically dragged me over to Dan R., and the rest, as they say, is history.

I don’t write about my class much on my weblog. But I did write about that first day. Here’s an excerpt:

Round one goes to my students. I was not expecting to have more trouble from the girls than from the boys.

I will never allow honey in my classroom ever again. It got tracked onto the girls’ table and half a dozen books. I was still cleaning up honey after class was over. Then the kids got taken out for music and some time with the Rabbi to learn a few prayers. By the time that was over, I had thirty-five minutes left and had taught them, essentially, never run down the stairway to the classroom, don’t interrupt when someone else is speaking (that one didn’t take well at all), and, well, that was about it. Unless you count, “This one’s a sucker, let’s see what we can get away with around her.”

But I won the second battle. I had had enough. The last half-hour, those kids were mine. I got them to quiet down enough to be told by one “I don’t think you’re as nice a teacher as Mrs. S.”

Robyn S. was their third-grade teacher. That student is here today, but will remain anonymous. I have one more excerpt on that first day of school in September, 2002:

When did it become okay for kids to gripe about every single thing that happens in a classroom? They griped about the color of their folders, they griped about the sharpness or dullness of their pencils, they griped about how cold it was when we first entered the classroom—about the only thing they didn’t gripe about was the fact that it was Tuesday, and give them time, and they’ll probably gripe about that, too.

Sometimes, they do gripe about Tuesdays. But not so much. And I’ve learned to get folders of the same color. In fact, I’ve learned a lot of things from my students. Every year, they surprise me with what they know, and what they like to learn. Because children love to learn, and if you present them with things to learn in a fashion that they find interesting, amusing, or entertaining, they will absorb what you teach them and retain it forever. Some of my proudest moments as a teacher are hearing from parents that what I taught their child in Daled class was being used years later. Some of that credit belongs to Dan R., the former director of Education at [my synagogue], who set the curriculum that we teach today.

When people ask my what my job is, I say that I teach little Jews to become big Jews. It’s not the job that pays the rent—I have a nice new job that does that, thanks in part to two of my blog readers, Janet and Chris, who are also sitting here today. But teaching is my most important job.

I have come to love teaching almost as much as I love children. And that’s saying a lot, because I adore children. I like them from infancy through high school and beyond. You will more often find me at an Oneg or Kiddush talking to the young people than to their parents. It isn’t that I don’t like their parents. It’s just that kids tend to be more fun.

These three life-changing events that I mention are all tied into one overarching theme. I never really belonged to the Jewish community in New Jersey. I made several unsuccessful forays into Jewish life, and then pretty much gave up. But here in Richmond, I found my community, and my niche. Looking around, about twenty people in this room are friends and family from out of town. The rest of you are my fellow Congregants, who have welcomed me into your hearts and into your community.

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The 10-20-30 virus

Doug‘s tagged me with a meme I’m actually interested in playing along with. Because my 50th birthday is rapidly approaching, and it’s extremely easy for me to remember what I was doing at the ages of 19, 29, and 39.

30 years ago, I was in Steilacoom, Washington, living with my cousin Ellen and her first husband, their four dogs, and my cat. I was trying to decide two things: 1) Did I want to live in Seattle and go to U. of Wash.? and 2) Did I want to go back to school, or did I want to join the working world? My decisions: No and back to school the next year for me.

It was an interesting time in my life. I sucked at most of the jobs I tried. I couldn’t sell radio ads—got fired in two weeks. I spent a little time as a dog-bather in a grooming shop. But I had no real skills and was in an area that wasn’t yet Microsoft country, so there weren’t many jobs to be had. I also couldn’t stand the rain in the Pacific Northwest. I left. I drove from Seattle to San Diego (with my cat) in a 1972 Chevy Vega (yes, really) that broke down several times on the way. I spent the time between Christmas and New Year 1977 in the Knotty Pine Trailer Park in Rogue River, Oregon (pop. 922 at the time). I remember trying very hard on New Year’s Eve to look 21 so I could buy a bottle of champagne. I rehearsed my whole pity-me speech in my head at the grocery store, which ended with something like, “So won’t you please just let me get a little New Year’s cheer?” The clerk didn’t look twice at my bottle of (sigh) Andre, just rang it up with the rest of my groceries. I watched more football that New Year’s Day than I’d ever done in my life. Alone, bored, waiting for my father to wire me the money to put a new engine in my car. He did, eventually.

The next breakdown was in Haight-Ashbury, San Francisco, where a hippie chick wearing a long, flowing, white peasant dress invited me to come wait for AAA at a party she and her friends were going to. I declined. I was rather familiar with what that party would be like, and I was alone in a strange place, and not feeling inclined to trust a bunch of drugged-out strangers. When I finally got to Los Angeles, I sold the Vega and flew back to the east coast, but not until after the two blizzards of that winter hit the northeast, leaving six-plus feet of snow on the streets and making most roads small, two-lane streets. Then I flew to Florida to stay with my mother until the snow melted, and discovered why you don’t let cats out without flea collars. (Can you say, flea infestation? I knew you could.) I couldn’t wait to get back to school and out of the working world. When I did go back to school the next fall, my writing had made a dramatic improvement. Amazing what a little incentive will do to your will to hide from the working world for two more years.

20 years ago, I was living in Bloomfield, NJ, in a small attic apartment. I was depressed because I was about to turn 30 and I hadn’t achieved any of the things I thought I would achieve by that age. I wasn’t a world-famous novelist. I didn’t have a great job. Wasn’t married, no kids, life seemed rather dead-end at the time. I found myself listening to Jefferson Airplane’s “Lather” and writing in my journal (which I will not excerpt here, if you don’t mind). My friends threw me a surprise birthday party. It is the only surprise party that ever worked. I’ve always managed to ruin my own surprise parties, because I have a mind that picks up on subtle clues long before most others, so it’s nearly impossible to surprise me. Not impossible. Just very, very difficult. In fact, I was so scared by the dozens of people jumping out and yelling “SURPRISE” that I was pretty much in shock the rest of the party. It took me about half an hour to recover enough to even realize who was there. The party brought me out of my doldrums for that time, anyway.

10 years ago, I was in San Diego, California, celebrating my 40th birthday with my family. The east coast members of the family flew out to be with our cousins on the west coast. We did it there for two reasons: My west coast family is more fun, and my Aunt Edith, who was my favorite aunt, had pancreatic cancer, and it would be the last time we were all together. Unfortunately, she didn’t make it to the party. She died in October. Her death had the opposite effect you’d think, though—it inspired more members of east coast family to fly out for the party, because they began to realize that you can’t count on being at the next one, or seeing the people you want to see at the next one. So we had a good time, though there was a shadow over everything. Aunt Edith was like my second mom, and I miss her still.

Which brings us to today: November 15th is my 50th birthday. I hate getting older. I’ve chosen to celebrate my birthdays in ways that make me feel young. That’s partly why I chose this year to celebrate my adult bat mitzvah. Four years ago, I went indoor rock climbing. I’m afraid of heights. It’s the challenge that keeps you young—the challenge of learning or doing something you’ve never done before. This year, I learned to read haftarah. Next year, I’ll probably learn to read Torah for my birthday. But every year, I try to find something different to keep me from feeling old and worn out.

I think that ending my bat mitzvah on Saturday afternoon, surrounded by nearly thirty children from ages six to sixteen singing Adon Olam, was a very, very, very good way to keep from feeling old. I think including my bat mitzvah speech with this post will give you a better idea of how I felt.

The meme includes tagging five other bloggers. Feel free to tag yourselves, as I don’t usually do that sort of thing. But this was a fun exercise.

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