The Raging Hormonal Hulk

I think I have figured out the true source of the Hulk’s rage. It wasn’t exposure to gamma rays. It wasn’t being beaten by his father.

It’s hormones.

Who knew the Hulk is really a woman?

And the reason I know this is because I am currently undergoing hormonal fluxes of Hulk-like proportions, thanks to something called perimenopause, which is apparently nature’s practical joke on women, forcing them to undergo puberty for the second time in their lives. And for me, that’s a rerun of the worst years of my life; years that I never, ever, ever wanted to repeat.

I have never forgotten one particularly stupid incident, when I was unable to find my brush, and refused to leave for school without it, and raged up and down, searching for it, until I finally had to give up and head downstairs for the car or be late for school. For whatever reason, I put my hand on my back pocket. And found the brush. And did not, of course, tell my mother I found it.

That rage has suddenly returned, and for equally stupid reasons. Tonight, I found myself internally raging about something that in no way deserves any kind of emotional investment, let alone anger. And even as I write this post, the rage is going away. And not because I’m writing it. I know the difference between getting something off my chest, and inexplicable anger. Well, except this anger is explicable. It’s effing perimenopause. It’s a rerun of my teen years. It’s a really, really, really bad practical joke on women.

And by the way: Not funny.

And that isn’t even the worst part. For that, you boys can turn away and stop reading. Or you can continue to read after the prompt, in which case my response to anyone who thinks he’s just read TMI and is stupid enough to say anything about it is going to be: I told you not to read it, so shut up.

If I’m feeling polite.

Yeah, that’s the hormones talking. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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65-year-old Palestinian farmer dies twice in four days

The amazing Palestinian civilian death toll has a new angle: The 65-year-old farmer who keeps getting shot and killed by IDF soldiers.

Today’s 65-year-old casualty:

Palestinian medical officials says Israeli forces have shot and killed a Palestinian farmer in the southern Gaza Strip.

They say the shooting occurred after militants attacked Israeli army vehicles in the area.

Palestinian militants say they fired mortars at the Israeli vehicles. The Israeli army isn’t commenting, but medical officials say the attack prompted the Israeli forces to fire back. They say the dead man was a 65-year-old farmer who was on his land at the time.

The shooting occurred near Kissufim, an Israeli crossing into the Gaza Strip.

The dead 65-year-old-farmer from four days ago:

Palestinian sources in Gaza reported on Thursday morning that IDF troops shot dead a 65-year-old Palestinian farmer near the security fence along the border with Israel.

The army denied soldiers had opened fire in the region but said it was still looking into the claim. The farmer is said to have been riding his donkey to tend to his fields, located east of the town of Khan Younis.

Funny how this seems to happen a lot. It’s not even fauxtography—it’s the process of uncritically passing along information from Palestinian “medics” and “witnesses,” while always downplaying any Israeli sources, or using them as denying the incident occurred. In journo-speak, a denial is a confirmation.

Any way you look at it, Israel loses.

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Asymetric success

The U.S. Army is having some success against Al Qaeda information warriors:

The U.S. military said on Saturday it had hampered al Qaeda’s ability to recruit new members in Iraq by capturing or killing many of the people who make slick videos used to attract disaffected young Muslims.U.S. military spokesman Rear Admiral Greg Smith said that in the past year, 39 al Qaeda members in Iraq responsible for producing and disseminating videos and other material to thousands of Internet Web sites had been captured or killed.

“The power of this information is obvious. These guys are using material that is used on Web sites to recruit and raise money,” Smith told Reuters in an interview.

Michael Goldfarb comments:

I heard Gen. Wallace speak on this subject a little more than a year ago. At the time he said that al Qaeda had a “better information operations capability” than the U.S. military and that the group had benefited from the “sanctuary of cyberspace.” It looks like killing the bad guys has had a salutary effect on the situation (surprise!).

(via memeorandum)

However that didn’t stop this:

Al-Qaida deputy leader Ayman al-Zawahri called on Muslims in a new audiotape released Monday to strike Jewish and American targets in revenge for Israel’s recent offensive in the Gaza Strip.The al-Zawahri tape came on the heels of a message from Osama bin Laden, who called for a holy war to liberate the Palestinian territories. Together, the two messages appeared to be a more direct push by the terror network’s leadership to use widespread anger over the Gaza violence to whip up support.

The problem is that the bin Laden tape was apparently an old one that was resurrected and al-Zawahri’s tape is a few weeks after the fact. The response time wasn’t so good if the point of these tapes was to rile up the Muslim world over Israel’s counteroffensive into Gaza. Maybe the efforts against Al Qaeda’s propaganda units is paying off.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Grim Milestone Watch

The AP has been salivating over this number for weeks:

US Death Toll in Iraq War Hits 4,000

And the depressing lede:

BAGHDAD (AP) — A roadside bomb killed four U.S. soldiers in Baghdad on Sunday, the military said, pushing the overall American death toll in the five-year war to at least 4,000. The grim milestone came on a day when at least 61 people were killed across the country.

Rockets and mortars pounded the U.S.-protected Green Zone, underscoring the fragile security situation and the resilience of both Sunni and Shiite extremist groups despite an overall lull in violence.

The soldiers with Multi-National Division — Baghdad were on a patrol when their vehicle was struck at about 10 p.m. in southern Baghdad, the military said. Another soldier was wounded in the attack.

The thing about the AP death toll—it isn’t a total of American soldiers killed in action.

The 4,000 figure is according to an Associated Press count that includes eight civilians who worked for the Department of Defense.

Actually, that’s not quite true. The AP also counts deaths caused by accidents. The number of deaths caused by hostile fire is lower than the Grim Milestone that the AP likes to keep in the news on a daily basis:

As of January 10, 2008 3,431 of the 4,228 total coalition military deaths were by hostile fire. 3,201 of the 3,921 total U.S. deaths were by hostile fire.

As usual, the media are sexing up the figures to make things look worse than they are. Eighteen percent of the AP figures are not KIA statistics, and the AP also inflates their figures by adding civilians to the death toll.

I’m not saying all those people didn’t die. I’m not saying they didn’t die in Iraq. But I am saying it’s deceptive to imply that 4,000 Americans were killed in Iraq by the enemy, when that is clearly not the case.

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A snark, a snark, my kingdom for a snark

It’s “poring.”

You’re welcome.

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The latest Shire Network News is up

The new SNN is up early, what with Brian finally staying in one place for a change.

Tom Paine continues his streak and interviews a member of the British Parliament about the new EU constitution that is being pushed forward even though it’s been voted down in several nations which, uh, was supposed to mean that the EU was pretty much over. Funny, that.

Doug’s got a segment, but I’m taking a break from last week’s exhausting hosting duties.

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Oldest synagogues in the Western Hemisphere

Oldest – Mikve Israel in Curacao

In the Caribbean, Curacao is home to the oldest synagogue – Mikve Israel – in continuous use in the Western Hemisphere; it was founded in 1651.

Second oldest (?) (Though not in continuous use) – Synagogue of Bridgetown, Barbados

The first synagogue on the site was built about 1651 by Jews from Recife, Brazil, fleeing Portuguese lands to English territories during the Inquisition. The original building was destroyed in a hurricane in 1831, and rebuilt two years later. (Curacao’s synagogue, built in the 1660’s, is the oldest continually operating synagogue in the hemisphere.) The Bridgetown synagogue, deconsecrated early in the century, was seized by the Barbados Government about five years ago and scheduled for demolition. But through the tenacity of the island’s tiny Jewish community, it is now a Barbados National Trust property and is undergoing a $1 million restoration. The building, a short walk from the main shopping district, is to be rededicated as a synagogue when the restoration is finished by next winter. It will remain a National Trust property.Today, the building’s exterior, with its balustraded roofline, lancet-shaped windows and thick walls with rounded corners, appears much as it did in the 1830’s, the prosperous days of Barbados’s Jewish community, which led the island’s sugar industry.

Third oldest – St. Thomas Synagogue Virgin Islands

The third oldest synagogue in the Western Hemisphere, this gracious building has a sand floor. This signifies the time during the Spanish Inquisition when practicing Judaism was punishable by death. Jews would worship in cellars with sand on the floors to absorb the sound.

Oldest synagogue – non-continuous use: Kahal Zur Israel, Recife Brazil.

Flanked by bustling cafes in downtown Recife on Brazil’s northeastern coast is a little-known treasure of Jewish history in the New World – the oldest synagogue in the Americas.Sephardic Jews built the two-story Kahal Zur Israel Synagogue before 1641 – most likely in 1636 – when they enjoyed religious freedom under the Dutch, who ruled part of the northeast region from 1630 to 1654 to control sugar production.

The Mikve Israel Congregation in Curacao, a Dutch Antilles island in the Carribean, was considered by some to have been the first congregation in the Americas. But it was founded only in 1651, also by Sephardic Jews from Holland.

Oldest synagogue in North America – Touro Synagogue, Newport Rhode Island

For over two centuries, the small synagogue standing on top of a hill on a quiet street in the New England seaport community of Newport, R.I., has occupied a unique place in American history — not only as a part of the American Jewish experience but also as a symbol of religious freedom for all Americans. It is her “that the right of the individual freely and without governmental restraint to follow the dictate of his own conscience in religious worship could be exercised without danger to the state”

UPDATE: Life at full volume visited Mikve Israel and has an account as well as a link to a set of photos of the Shul.

Well it turns out that Larry and I visited the oldest, Mikvé Israel-Emanuel, while we were on our honeymoon in Curaçao.We were there in June of 1992 and it was absolutely gorgeous.After a bit of digging I found a roll from our trip and I’ll share a few of the pictures we took of the synagogue and the Jewish Cultural Museum. First up is a picture of the organ and some of the chandeliers inside the sanctuary.

It was beautiful inside the building. My pictures really don’t do it justice, the dark mahogany wood, the bright sunlight streaming in and the white paint conspired to confound my film. But I did get a few good shots and if you click through the picture it will lead you to the picture set. I don’t remember much, other than the building being very cool and airy inside.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Snark news

But it’s just the “cycle of violence”: Hizbullah ‘100% certain’ Israel killed Mugniyah. Watch the news media label any terrorist attack by Hizbullah as a “revenge” attack for Israel’s killing the man responsible for hundreds of murders and who knows how many terror attacks.

Hizbullah’s deputy secretary general, Sheikh Naim Qassem said Saturday that the Lebanese terror group had “100% solid evidence” that Israel was behind the death of the “martyr” Imad Mugniyah in a car blast in Damascus on February 12, according to Iran’s Press TV.

Uh-huh. The “solid evidence” is probably the confessions of the Palestinians they arrested shortly after the death of the terrorist, then tortured into confessing. In any event: No way this ends well.

Okay, I actually don’t have problems with this: Ehud Barak is considering easing some restrictions in the West Bank, and they seem reasonable.

The possible gestures include the removal of at least one roadblock in the West Bank, a VIP route, a roadblock-bypass in the West Bank for Palestinian businesspeople, and a joint industrial zone in the village of Tarqumiya in eastern Hebron.

Oh, wait, yes, I do have problems with this: The Palestinians are still trying to murder Israelis in the West Bank, every single day. Why is it that restrictions on their movement should be removed again? Because they’ve stopped trying to murder Israelis in terror attacks? No, they haven’t.

Yeah, like we haven’t heard this before: Report: Israel ready for long-term truce in Gaza. Okay, let’s start a pool: How long before Hamas says there will be no truce because Israel won’t accede to all of its demands? I say less than 24 hours.

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A boy named Marion

John Tierney writes about Bad Baby Names and the effect they might have on a well adjusted individual by citing that famous psychologist, Johnny Cash.

During his 1969 concert at San Quentin prison, Johnny Cash proposed a paradigm shift in the field of developmental psychology. He used “A Boy Named Sue” to present two hypotheses:1. A child with an awful name might grow up to be a relatively normal adult.

2. The parent who inflicted the name does not deserve to be executed.

I immediately welcomed the Boy Named Sue paradigm, although I realized that I might be biased by my middle name (Marion). Cash and his ambiguously named male collaborator, the lyricist Shel Silverstein, could offer only anecdotal evidence against decades of research suggesting that children with weird names were destined for places like San Quentin.

This problem is probably less of an issue now than it was back in the 60’s, as now Americans who have foreign roots, regularly use traditional names. Orthodox Jews (and sometimes not so Orthodox Jews) are more inclined to use Hebrew names now, too, as a consequence of this greater tolerance.

(For example, using a neat function at the Social Security website, I found out that the name Moshe was the 840th most popular name in 1977 but in 2006 was the 662nd. Moshe did peak in 2003 at 598 and has dropped a bit since then. Another interesting notes is that in 1986, the year that Rabbi Moshe Feinstein died, Moshe surged to 646 – and was 603 in 1987.)

Still it’s not really non-English names that Tierney’s writing about, but unusual names like:

By scouring census records from 1790 to 1930, Mr. Sherrod and Mr. Rayback discovered Garage Empty, Hysteria Johnson, King Arthur, Infinity Hubbard, Please Cope, Major Slaughter, Helen Troy, several Satans and a host of colleagues to the famed Ima Hogg (including Ima Pigg, Ima Muskrat, Ima Nut and Ima Hooker).The authors also interviewed adults today who had survived names like Candy Stohr, Cash Guy, Mary Christmas, River Jordan and Rasp Berry. All of them, even Happy Day, seemed untraumatized.

The impetus for this discussion, Tierney’s middle name, “Marion.” He’s apparently still traumatized :-) by the playground taunts he had to endure:

Not too much ribbing? That surprised me, because I had vivid memories of playground serenades to my middle name: “Marion . . . Madam Librarian!” (My tormentors didn’t care that the “Music Man” librarian spelled her name with an “a.”) But after I looked at experiments in the post-Sue era by revisionists like Kenneth Steele and Wayne Hensley, it seemed names weren’t so important after all.

Of course the other approach he could have taken would have been to point out that no one messed with Marion Robert Morrison.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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The official Egyptian government position: Sderot is a “settlement”

Egyptian newspaper editors do not sneeze without seeking government permission. Their views are in line with the Egyptian government. So take a look at this article in Al-Ahram Weekly about the deaths of five Palestinian terrorists:

The scene as viewed on television shook the Palestinian public and put an end to seven days of calm in the Palestinian-Israeli arena. During that period, resistance movements had halted operations, particularly in the Gaza Strip where they committed to not firing rockets on Israeli settlements near the Strip. Yet Israeli Minister of Defence Ehud Barak spoke proudly of the assassinations, saying, “Israel is committed to pursuing Palestinian resistance fighters who have been involved in operations that have struck Jews.” Official Israeli spokespersons stressed that the truce could not imply halting assassinations of members of the resistance in the West Bank.

Settlments. The writer calls Israeli towns and kibbutzim—in Israel proper—settlements. And he does it more than once.

In the Palestinian arena, the assassinations were embarrassing for the leaders of Palestinian factions that had promised Egypt to halt attacks on settlements in southern Israel so as to allow Cairo to reach a comprehensive deal. Islamic Jihad, the most compromised before their popular base, had little alternative but to respond by firing tens of rockets on settlements near the Gaza Strip.

You get it? Israeli towns aren’t towns. They’re settlements. In spite of the peace treaty signed by Anwar Sadat, Egypt still considers Israel’s presence in the area to be temporary.

And people wonder why there is no peace?

I don’t.

Unless and until the nations surrounding Israel accept her existence as a permanent nation in the Middle East, there will never be peace.

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At long last, The Cube!

Many, many years ago, I was watching a show on TV that affected me so strongly, I never forgot it. It was about a man who wakes up in a cube-shaped room, where people come in and out of the panels, but he can’t leave. None of it makes much sense. It’s all theater of the absurd, and they’re trying to convince the guy he doesn’t really exist at some point. I never forgot the ending, either. The thing is, when you’re twelve years old, you tend not to notice the writers or producers of shows.

Well, another big cheer for the internet. I found “The Cube” on IMDB. Turns out Jim Henson(!) wrote and directed it. And better yet: It’s on Google. For free.

I’m going to grab an hour tomorrow and watch it. Wow. And to think, I got into arguments with people who insisted I made it up, or dreamed it. Nope. I was a kid, but I wasn’t wrong about this play.

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It’s Peeps time!

And this is far too funny to pass up. Although the one on the pole is a trifle disturbing.

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Via Sarah.

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Fluffy kitty Shabbat post

After that last post, I think we need a kitty break.

Tig on the Pesach dishes

This was taken on February 2nd. That box, by the way, is one of my boxes of Passover dishes. I decided I didn’t want cat hair in all the Pesach dishes, so I covered that one up and put an empty box there instead, with steps up so that he could get into it easily. I thought I took pictures of Tig in that box, but I can’t find them, so I guess I didn’t. Too bad. They were pretty cute pictures.

The new cat search goes on. There’s a woman out near Dahlgren that runs a home for cats who says she has two young adults that would probably work for me. I may visit this weekend. Depends on how things go. There’s also a possibility of a Maine coon kitten. I can’t decide which I’d rather go with—a cat whose personality is already developed, or one that develops as we go along. Either way, Miss Gracie is going to have to get used to having another cat around again.

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A single-word answer to the Russians

I’m sorry, but I have only one answer to this:

Russia’s foreign minister called on Friday for an end to the blockade of the Hamas-ruled Gaza Strip and demanded that Israel halt settlement activity in Jerusalem and the West Bank.

Sergey Lavrov said it was “unacceptable” for Gaza to be afflicted with the blockade, which was imposed by Israel and Egypt after the Islamic militants of Hamas seized control of the coastal territory last June from Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas’ Fatah movement.

“The siege should stop so the Palestinian people in the strip could lead normal lives,” Lavrov said at a news conference in Ramallah with Abbas, whose Palestinian administration governs the West Bank.

The single word: Chechnya.

Chechnya, you effing hypocrites. Chechnya, you effing sons of bitches. Chechnya, you effing piles of dog crap that oppressed your Jews for centuries, and in modern times, kept your Jews hostage for decades. Chechnya, you anti-Semitic bastards who wrote the forgery “The Protocols of the Elders of Zion” and even today are passing the blood libel freely around.

Okay, so maybe that was more than a single word. But eff off, Russia. You’ve done enough damage to the Jews. You backed the Arabs from the 1950s on. You sent Russian soldiers and pilots to fight against Jews in 1967 and 1973. You trained the Syrians, the Egyptians, the Iraqis, the terrorists—and you are today helping Iran to get nuclear weapons.

Chechnya, you lying, hypocritical, anti-Semitic pox on the world. I thank God that my great-grandparents left your nation and came to America.

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It’s only make believe

Judeopundit recently posted Koznik sez, “Nakba Denial as Much a Crime as Holocaust Denial” and rebuts such nonsense with:

Holocaust deniers deny that 6 million Jews were killed. Nobody denies that 700,000 Palestinians became refugees. What the diarist means by “Nakba-denial” is failure to render the events of 1948 with the requisite amount of pro-Palestinian hand-wringing. And actually, spurious equating of the, ahem, Nakba with the Holocaust is itself a form of Holocaust denial.

I’d argue further that Holocaust deniers deny 15 years or so of Jewish history, Israel’s current peace partners deny a couple of thousand years of Jewish history.

Of course, the Palestinians, nowadays, complain that they are suffering a real “Holocaust.”

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Above is a picture of a demonstration organized by the “pro-Hamas National Commission for Child Protection from the Holocaust.”

However in a real Holocaust babies were burned.

I am named after my aunt who was burned in an Auschwitz crematoria along with her baby during The Last Days of the Nazi death machine. Actually, her mother in law volunteered to go burn with the baby. “I am older,” she said. “who knows? maybe you’ll survive to have other children.” You see, burning the baby was the prime Nazi objective. But my aunt would not let her child burn without her.

In this make-believe Holocaust babies are routinely healed.

Dr Dudi Mishali, head of the Department of Pediatric & Congenital Cardiothoracic Surgery at the hospital, said: “The baby has a complete occlusion of his aorta. This is a severe defect, and if the child is not operated on as soon as possible he could die within a day.

‘He will probably be operated on tomorrow (Monday) and the prognosis is good. He is currently on medication that is keeping him alive,” he added.

Dr Mishali said that an average of three Palestinian babies with heart defects arrive at his department every week: “We have daily communications by phone and fax with doctors in Gaza. There is no heart surgeon in the Strip, so they transfer all of these children, and there are many, to be operated on here.”

The Palestinian Authority usually covers half of the expenses and the rest is generally covered by donations raised by the hospital.

Those horrible Israelis, not only do they heal, they even help pay for the treatment!

There are two problems with this kind of exhibitionist suffering. One is why does Palestinian society place a premium on scaring its children and inventing threats that aren’t there? Israelis facing real threats actually laugh at the threats as Elder of Ziyon applauds.

You gotta hand it to the kids to be mentally stable enough to joke about the daily threats to their lives.

But the another part is even more disturbing. Evelyn Gordon writes:

But perhaps even more worrying than Abbas’s statements is the world’s response. Not a single international leader bothered to condemn last week’s ethnic cleansing accusation. Nor did anyone condemn his Al-Dustour remarks, his rejection of the peace education resolution, or any of his other less-than-moderate statements and actions.Given the world’s fixation with resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, its reluctance to acknowledge that Abbas may be miscast as a peacemaker is understandable. Yet by tolerating such blatant incitement, the international community further undermines the prospects for peace.

The world tolerates the anti-Israel (and antisemitic) hyperbole, fretting more about buildings built by Israel than buildings destroyed by Hamas. There’s an asymmetry in approaches to the peace process and much of the world, though they claim to desire peace in the Middle East, does all it can to keep the conflict alive.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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