The UN regrets

Isabel Kershner reports at the New York Times that Jewish Nationalists Clash With Palestinians:

Jewish nationalists and Palestinians clashed in an East Jerusalem neighborhood on Tuesday after the Israelis took over a house by court order in a predominantly Arab area. The confrontation further strained tensions in this contested city, where competing Israeli and Palestinian claims have become a sticking point in the Obama administration’s efforts to restart peace talks.

Naturally, the UN condemned Israel:

The United Nations said in a statement on Tuesday that the “secretary general has expressed his dismay at the continuation of demolitions, evictions and the installment of Israeli settlers in Palestinian neighborhoods in occupied East Jerusalem.”

“Provocative actions such as these,” it continued, “create inevitable tensions, undermine trust, often have tragic human consequences and make resuming negotiations and achieving a two-state solution more difficult.”

The Times provides some background:

The Kurds’ home is adjacent to a site held by Jews to be the ancient tomb of Shimon Hatzadik, or Simeon the Just, a Jewish high priest from the days of the Second Temple. A Jewish organization reclaimed the land around the tomb based on property deeds that date from the 1870s. The Palestinians say the deeds were forged.

The Palestinians’ homes were built in the 1950s by a United Nations agency for Palestinian refugees when the area was under Jordanian control. The families say that Jordan gave them ownership of the houses but that the homes were never formally registered in their names.

The Jerusalem Post adds a few more details:

A large number of homes in the neighborhood that belonged to Jews before 1948, were seized by the Jordanian government under its Enemy Property Law when Jordan occupied the area from 1948 to 1967.

In 1956, 28 Palestinian families who had been receiving refugee assistance from UNRWA, were selected to benefit from a project in which they forfeited their refugee aid and moved into homes built on “formerly Jewish property leased by the Custodian of Enemy Property to the Ministry of Development.”

The agreement stipulated that the ownership of the homes was to be put in the families’ names – a step that never took place – and court battles between Jewish groups that represent some of the former Jewish homeowners and the current Palestinian residents have been going on, in some cases, since the 1980s.

So then, this neighborhood was taken by force from Jews by Jordanians. Israeli Jews go to court to restore the property to Jewish ownership and the UN objects? I thought that the UN subscribed to:

… the inadmissibility of the acquisition of territory by war

Or is that just a convenient formulation that really means “we object to Israel winning wars but we don’t mind when Jews are forcibly removed from their homes?”

Israelly Cool observes:

The UN has been marking as a day of mourning the day on which it recommended partition of Palestine into a Jewish and an Arab state.

Need I say any more?

Related: Snapped Shot wonders if “scuffle” includes viciously beating someone with construction material?

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Help save a cat

The South Suburban Humane society in Chicago Heights, IL has a young adult tortie named “Egypt” who will be put to sleep soon if she can’t find a home VERY soon. One of my readers let me know about it, but can’t find anyone to adopt. Anyone out there know anyone in Chicago looking for another cat?

Update: Here’s her profile online.

Update: Instalink! Thanks, Glenn.

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Surprised kitten

Via Glenn Reynolds, a few seconds of amusing adorability to get your mind off the world’s problems.

(It’s a little less treacly with the mute button on.)

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Your Tuesday morning snark

Because it’s not like the UN hasn’t passed any anti-Israel resolutions, ever: Mahmoud Abbas thinks it’s time for another anti-Israel resolution. Why? Because the man who refuses to sit down and negotiate with Israel until all of the Palesitnian conditions are met says it’s all Israel’s fault that the peace negotiations have stalled. Specifically, “settlements, arrests, and Israeli attacks.” Excuse me? Israeli attacks? The ones that occur in a vacuum, not the ones responding to thousands of Palestinian terror and rocket attacks (thus leading to the arrests)? Seriously? Hey, let’s all send a big, rude, hand gesture his way. Thanks for joining in.

More state anti-Semitism in Venezuela: Watch for more attacks on Jews. Chavez is now saying that Israel is aiming to “terminate” the Palestinians. Well, they’re doing a really crappy job. The Palestinian population keeps increasing. But the world keeps trying to eliminate the Jewish people. And it’s shits like Chavez that help make that happen. The Yourish.com mantra is in order here: Anti-Semites of the world, just die already. That means you, Hugo Chavez.

Thousands of Palestinians for one Israeli: The formula is nearly set. Gilad Shalit will be freed soon, and so will hundreds of Palestinian murderers and conspirators. Netanyahu will be releasing hundreds of prisoners without blood on their hands so as not to make Mahmoud Abbas seem like the weak, incompetent leader he really is.

International Screw Israel Day festivities are complete: The annual UN “Damn, we’re sorry we made Israel a state” festival has come to a close. Ban Ki-moon’s speech is about what you’d expect from the UN: Congratulates the Palestinians for fulfilling their obligations under the roadmap, and insisting that Israel has not (if you nodded your head wisely and said, “Ah, settlements!” here, give yourself 200 points). Let us not forget that the Palestinian refugees are the only refugees in the history of mankind who have been given permanent, inherited refugee status. The millionaire Palestinian businessman who is the grandson of a refugee from 1948 is a refugee according to UNRWA—and so are all of his children. But then, if UNRWA ran out of refugees, what on earth would its employees do?

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Solipsistic foreign policy

Twenty six years ago, Charles Krauthammer wrote an essay for Time Magazine Deep down were all alike, right? Wrong. In it he explained a psychological concept:

Solipsism is the belief that the whole world is me, and as Mathematician Martin Gardner points out, its authentic version is not to be found outside mental institutions. What is to be found outside the asylum is its philosophic cousin, the belief that the whole world is like me. This species of solipsism—plural solipsism, if you like—is far more common because it is far less lonely. Indeed, it yields a very congenial world populated exclusively by creatures of one’s own likeness, a world in which Lincoln pines for his dinner with André or, more consequentially, where KGB chiefs and Iranian ayatullahs are, well, folks just like us.

More specifically he wrote:

There are other consequences. If the whole world is like me, then certain conflicts become incomprehensible; the very notion of intractability becomes paradoxical. When the U.S. embassy in Tehran is taken over, Americans are bewildered. What does the Ayatullah want? The U.S. Government sends envoys to find out what token or signal or symbolic gesture might satisfy Iran. It is impossible to believe that the Ayatullah wants exactly what he says he wants: the head of the Shah. Things are not done that way any more in the West (even the Soviet bloc has now taken to pensioning off deposed leaders). It took a long time for Americans to get the message.

This solipsism is very much in evidence among our eilites as Barry Rubin describes in Why Don’t Western Elites and Governments Comprehend International Realities?

To see a society with such advantages and assets act as if it were intent on suicide, or at least with blind disregard for its survival, is a strange phenomenon. To view the stronger obsessed with making concessions, the more moral consumed with guilt, a blind inability to identify enemies who keep proclaiming their nature and intentions is just plain bizarre.

If I had to put it all in one sentence–admittedly a long, complex one–it would be this like this:

American and Western policymakers and intellectuals cannot believe or comprehend that so many would fight for bad causes out of ideological–nationalist, religious, traditionalist–worldviews, turning down material betterment in exchange for years of sacrifice, defeat, and suffering; engaging in a battle that a pragmatic assessment says they cannot win.

Much of the West has lost the ability to understand how a world view can be narrow and fantastical or, on the contrary, quite internally rational but merely designed to deal with a very different set of circumstances and society. You don’t get to be the dictator of Venezuela or leader of al-Qaida or a powerful cleric in Iran by behaving and thinking like a Western democratic politician.

They don’t understand what Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini tried to explain back in 1979: We didn’t make the Iranian revolution to lower the price of watermelons. In other words, material deprivation doesn’t motivate the revolution, and the goal is not higher living standards as the main priority. The goal is to manifest the divine will, to take over the world, to create a utopian society which invokes the absolute good against the absolute evil; to gain total victory because one is absolutely in the right.

In this political world, pragmatism is immoral compromise is treason. The situation is NOT one of business as usual.

Not much has changed in 26 years, except, that the solipsism has become mainstreamed even more.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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The president who fell to earth

The last week seems to have been a week that the articles critical of Barack Obama have really gained a foothold. On top of the blistering (and truly funny) skit about Obama’s trip to China, we have editorials in such mega-fan sites as The New York Times pointing out that Obama is, well, human after all.

Peacemaking takes strategic skill. But we see no sign that President Obama and Mr. Mitchell were thinking more than one move down the board. The president went public with his demand for a full freeze on settlements before securing Israel’s commitment. And he and his aides apparently had no plan for what they would do if Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said no.

Most important, they allowed the controversy to obscure the real goal: nudging Israel and the Palestinians into peace talks. (We don’t know exactly what happened but we are told that Mr. Obama relied more on the judgment of his political advisers — specifically his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel — than of his Mideast specialists.)

The Washington Post editorial board came to this conclusion in July. But suddenly, pundits who were solidly behind Obama are noticing that the emperor is not as fully clothed as they described him to be:

The peace-process bubble burst two months ago at the United Nations, when Obama’s poorly executed attempt to launch final-settlement talks between Israelis and Palestinians collapsed. Arabs who were led by Obama’s rhetoric to believe that the United States would force Israel to make unprecedented unilateral concessions — like a complete end to all construction in Jerusalem — were bitterly disappointed.

But they are not the only victims of post-Cairo letdown. Arab reformers, who for most of this decade have been trying to break down the barriers to social and political modernization in the Middle East, have also begun to conclude that the Obama administration is more likely to harm than to help them.

“All Arab countries are craving change — and many of us believed Obama was a tool for change,” says Aseel al- Awadhi, a Kuwaiti member of parliament. “Now we are losing that hope.”

Fouad Ajami, writing in the Wall Street Journal, sums it up:

Mr. Obama’s election has not drained the swamps of anti-Americanism. That anti-Americanism is endemic to this region, an alibi and a scapegoat for nations, and their rulers, unwilling to break out of the grip of political autocracy and economic failure. It predated the presidency of George W. Bush and rages on during the Obama presidency.

And he backs it up with figures.

It was the norm for American liberalism during the Bush years to brandish the Pew Global Attitudes survey that told of America’s decline in the eyes of foreign nations. Foreigners were saying what the liberals wanted said.

Now those surveys of 2009 bring findings from the world of Islam that confirm that the animus toward America has not been radically changed by the ascendancy of Mr. Obama. In the Palestinian territories, 15% have a favorable view of the U.S. while 82% have an unfavorable view. The Obama speech in Ankara didn’t seem to help in Turkey, where the favorables are 14% and those unreconciled, 69%. In Egypt, a country that’s reaped nearly 40 years of American aid, things stayed roughly the same: 27% have a favorable view of the U.S. while 70% do not. In Pakistan, a place of great consequence for American power, our standing has deteriorated: The unfavorables rose from 63% in 2008 to 68% this year.

Even Chris Matthews is losing the thrill up his leg regarding the president:

Regarding President Obama’s controversial bow to the Emperor of Japan, Matthews asked, “I have never seen a bow that low. . . . God did he have to bow that low?”

It looks like the bloom is off the rose. Certainly, with his approval ratings below fifty percent, Americans have caught on to the fact that they elected the most liberal president in history, something that pundits insisted he wouldn’t be, because he ran on a centrist platform. But the moment he was elected, the man who is one of the most liberal senators in Congress immediately took a sharp left turn. Gee, who could have seen that coming? Oh. Wait. That would be me, and everyone else who voted for his opponents.

I’ll leave you with the SNL skit from last week. Obama has become mock-worthy, and that’s the biggest sign of all that our president is now considered just another politician.

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The deflated New York Times hopes for Obama

It’s not just the Arab/Muslim world that’s disappointed with President Obama, the New York Times is too.

The Times has come to the belated acknowledgment – the Washington Post noticed this back in July – that the administration hasn’t been very successful in the Middle East as expressed in Diplomacy 101.

Peacemaking takes strategic skill. But we see no sign that President Obama and Mr. Mitchell were thinking more than one move down the board. The president went public with his demand for a full freeze on settlements before securing Israel’s commitment. And he and his aides apparently had no plan for what they would do if Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said no.

Most important, they allowed the controversy to obscure the real goal: nudging Israel and the Palestinians into peace talks. (We don’t know exactly what happened but we are told that Mr. Obama relied more on the judgment of his political advisers — specifically his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel — than of his Mideast specialists.)

The idea made sense: have each side do something tangible to prove it was serious about peace and then start negotiations. But when Mr. Netanyahu refused the total freeze, President Obama backed down.

And I love this paragraph:

Washington isn’t the only one to blow it. After pushing President Obama to lead the peace effort, Arab states, especially Saudi Arabia, refused to make any concessions until settlements were halted. Mr. Mitchell was asking them to allow Israel to fly commercial planes through Arab airspace or open a trade office. They have also done far too little to strengthen Mr. Abbas, who is a weak leader but is still the best hope for negotiating a peace deal. Ditto for Washington and Israel.

Saudi Arabia blew it? Give me a break. Saudi Arabia has never done more than play lip service to the peace process. Expecting help from the Saudis is another failure of the Obama administration. And has Israel really done too little to help Abbas? PM Netanyahu has boasted of removing hundreds of checkpoints and it has shown according to the Globe and Mail.

Driving through the towns of the West Bank, one can see and feel the difference from conditions that existed only a few months ago. The cities of Jenin, Nablus, Ramallah and Hebron all display new-found vitality.

Jenin has become a shopping destination for Israeli Arabs. Nablus’s historic market is packed with Palestinians from all over the West Bank.

Ramallah and Hebron are bustling cities where people enjoy normal lives.

The reason is the withdrawal of Israeli soldiers in recent months and the elimination of many of the checkpoints between Palestinian communities.

On the other side Ethan Bronner of the New York Times reports:

As for the Palestinians’ claim to have successfully ended violence, the Israeli military begs to differ. Yes, its officers say, the Palestinian forces are better trained than in the past, and yes, they have worked seriously in their new roles. But without nightly Israeli raids into Palestinian cities, the violence would never have stopped.

“Last night we carried out between 15 and 20 actions,” a top Israeli commander said of the West Bank raids, in a recent interview under military rules of anonymity. “That was a fairly typical night. It’s like throwing a blanket on a fire. If we stop for a minute, we will go backwards very quickly. We call it cutting the grass.”

Israel has been mostly cooperating with the Americans; cooperation from the Arab world – including the Palestinians – has been non-existent.

The Times concludes its editorial:

The president has no choice but to keep trying. At some point extremists will try to provoke another war. and the absence of a dialogue will only make things worse. Advancing his own final-status plan for a two-state solution is one high-risk way forward that we think is worth the gamble. Stalemate is unsustainable.

It’s funny. Despite the fear the Times expresses for “extremists” trying to “provoke another war,” it leaves out any mention of Iran’s continued pursuit of nuclear weapons. But the Times is wrong. Extremists don’t seek to “provoke another war,” they seek to exploit opportunities that are given to them and extend their reach. Violence is a means to that end not an end to itself. This is something that the Times fails to understand.

The Times criticized the President for failing to consider what would happen if PM Netanyahu wouldn’t respond to his call for a total freeze on settlements. But the paper’s myopia is clear: why doesn’t it ask the same of the administration’s response to Arab non-cooperation. Barry Rubin addresses this:

In principle, the PA should be eager for talks. Obama believes that the Palestinians situation is “intolerable,” so aren’t they eager for progress? And also the PA owes Obama big-time. The United States pressures Israel on its behalf; gives it military training; diplomatic support; and lots of money. Obama has made speech after speech promoting their cause and exalting the Palestinians without any real criticism.

He could ask for concessions. He could demand concessions. He could pressure them for concessions.

And what’s the big concession? Come negotiate and get your state, which would be the same size as all the pre-1967 West Bank and Gaza Strip, plus billions of dollars in compensation payments, pretty please?

Yet it is hard to see this happening. Why? The traditional reason for not wanting to pressure the Palestinians is that US. governments thinks it must prove itself champion of their cause in order to gain backing from the Arab and Muslim world.

With the Obama Administration, however, there is something more. First, it hates to pressure anyone (or at least anyone except Israel). Second, it is less fond of Israel. Third, it sees itself as progressive and Third World in its orientation and thus has a horror of pushing anyone perceived to be on the “left” by the strange definitions prevailing today.

Then there’s still another problem. No matter what the Obama Administration does the PA will say, “No.” And then what will the White House do? Provoke an open rift; heated criticism; cutting off aid? Not a chance. PA leader Mahmoud Abbas might even, gasp!, threaten again for a week or two that he’s going to resign.

The funny thing is that the Times is wondering where Obama went wrong, but the President seems to be following the Times’s worldview. The editors just can’t bring themselves to admit that they were wrong too.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Arab boycott: It’s working for Israel

You simply cannot read this article without laughing. The Arab boycott has actually protected most Israelis from losing any money over Dubai’s credit implosion.

Thanks to the Arab boycott of Israel, which partially included Dubai, few Israelis have been exposed to the country’s financial crisis. Few Israelis export to Dubai, and it seems very few have business connections with the government’s Dubai World development arm, which has asked for a six-month moratorium on interest payments on its $59 billion in debt.

That does not mean that many Israelis did not try to do business in Dubai. Many made all sorts of connections and investment plans, but almost none of these joint ventures worked out.

There are a few Israelis who have significant financial stakes in Dubai, but for the most part, Israel’s economy continues to grow, even in the current worldwide recession.

And you can thank the Arab boycott for the minor impact on Israel. Proof, indeed, that G-d has a sense of humor.

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World’s stupidest programming award to ABC

Let’s recap a few things before moving on with this post. Lost, one of the hottest new shows of the season the year it debuted, and a still fairly popular show in its second season, began to lose its audience when ABC started running a zillion reruns instead of new episodes. In response to the annoyance of fans, ABC then decided to put Lost on a big, long hiatus instead of showing reruns. The result? People forgot about it. It bled even more viewers.

Now, these same programming geniuses at this same network give us the remake of V, which is actually a pretty good remake. Their game plan? To show four episodes during November sweeps. Then to wait three months and show the next four during March sweeps. Because a three-month gap isn’t going to affect viewership in any way, shape, or form, right?

So, instead of the moment where I got to shout, “Yes! Lizard baby!” at the scene where the human who is unknowingly engaged to a V first hears the news that the stick is blue (and let us avert our eyes to the successful interbreeding of lizard and human species; after all, this is television science fiction, emphasis on fiction, and nobody really expects it to be, you know, scientific), um, I lost my train of thought. Oh. Right. Next March, I may actually be one of only six or seven hundred people who will tune in to see how the series picks up, because I desperately want to see the modern retelling of this classic, classic scene from Bad Science Fiction of the 1980s (skip ahead to about 1:50 for the full effect):

Yes! Lizard baby! The scene that brought peals of laughter when my friends and I watched in in the 80s. I want to see that lizard baby, brought up to date, but I gotta tell you—I’m probably going to forget to set my DVR unless ABC plugs the hell out of it on my soap operas again.

Really. What genius thought it would help the show by going on hiatus?

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Why, yes, it’s a holiday weekend.

Why do you ask?

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Black Friday Snark News Briefs

And Nero fiddled while Rome burned: This is just funny. The Dorktator’s senior advisor (what the hell is a “senior advisor” anyway? Is that like “the guy I inherited from Dad that I can’t fire because he has too many friends who could kill me”?), er, senior advisor says that the Arabs should stop fussing over soccer and concentrate on the oppression of the Palesitinians instead. Translation: Don’t let the cause of the Palestinians hit the back burner, or you’ll find that people will notice you’re all dictatorial, thuggish regimes that steal their money and keep them living in misery and poverty. The fussing over soccer, by the way, would be the riots that Egyptians are currently having in retaliation for supposed ill-treatment of Egyptians after an Egypt-Algeria World Cup match. Say. What happened to that vaunted pan-Arab nationalism? What? They really hate each other after all? Who knew?

The real threats to peace: A terror attack from Egypt was thwarted a few days ago. Five mortars fired from Gaza hit the Negev region. Two Israelis were stabbed in the West Bank. Chavez calls Israel a “murderous agent” of the U.S. Iran refuses to cooperate with the IEAE at all. And what’s the biggest obstacle to peace in the world today? Israel’s refusal to freeze all building in Jerusalem.

How long before Pat Buchanan calls this one mistaken identity?
A former Nazi SS murderer tells the court that he’s proud of his service in the Waffen SS. Five bucks says that the Buchanan-Duke axis still manage to find a way to excuse sentencing the 88-year-old murderer.

State dinner gate-crashers are crashing bores: Or maybe it’s just this article. It’s about some of the lawsuits against them. Ooh, they overcharged people who held their wedding at their venue. Yawn. It carries a do-not-read recommendation. See, I read this crap, so you don’t have to.

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Lebanon’s descent

In Lebanon, the raidicals keep on strengthening their positions. Peter Berkowitz writes (via memeorandum):

Six days later, on March 14, a Sunni, Christian, and Druze crowd of more than 1 million–a quarter of Lebanon’s population–shook their nation by gathering in downtown Beirut to outdo the pro-Syria demonstrators and show their devotion to a sovereign Lebanon. The stunning upsurge of pro-liberty and pro-democracy sentiment in what became known as the Cedar Revolution combined with international indignation over the Hariri assassination compelled Syria, which had occupied the country for 29 years, to withdraw its forces by the end of April. The forces of freedom exulted.

Three years later, on May 7, 2008, however, the March 14 coalition suffered a huge blow. Hezbollah forces, carrying little more than light arms but backed by a formidable guerrilla machine in the south and the threat of far more devastating force, rolled into Beirut and took over the city in a matter of hours. Lebanon’s liberals and democrats were devastated by the failure of the United States and Europe to come to Lebanon’s aid even as its cosmopolitan capital was overrun by ragtag fighters equipped by, and loyal to, Iran’s Islamic revolutionaries. Hezbollah lifted the siege at the end of the month with the signing of the Doha Agreement, which, most importantly, gave it, a minority party, a veto over government action in a new national unity government.

Specifically, Lebanon, at Hezbollah’s behest has just passed a law effectively defying UN Security Council resolution 1701.

Lebanon’s new cabinet has agreed on a policy statement that acknowledges Hezbollah’s right to use its weapons against Israel, despite disagreement by some members of the ruling majority.


Elder of Ziyon observes
:

Not only does this give official Lebanese status to an independent army that doesn’t answer to the government, it also is clearly against UN resolution 1701, which called for “no weapons without the consent of the government of Lebanon and no authority other than that of the government of Lebanon; and it also implicltly contradicts the paragraph that calls for “strong support for full respect for the Blue Line.”

It is effectively the continuing surrender of Lebanon to Hezbollah.

Meryl adds:

It’s Israel’s casus belli, and it will be ignored by the screamers. But it won’t be ignored by Israel, and it shouldn’t be ignored by the UN. (Yes, I know it will. But it shouldn’t.) I see the UN is moving along quickly to censure Hizbullah for the arms depot explosion last month. What? They’re not? No!

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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… and creating a nuisance

Investment scandal damages Hezbollah

And now, his life’s fortune is gone, too, lost along with the money of thousands of other Lebanese who put their faith in a billionaire financier with close ties to Hezbollah.

The investment scheme, which is being called the Lebanese version of the Bernie Madoff scandal, threatens to tarnish the Shiite group’s carefully cultivated image as a pious defender of the masses that is above the corruption endemic in many of Lebanon’s political parties.

How do you tarnish the image of a terrorist group? When they target innocent men, women and children how does embezzlement hurt their image? Isn’t that kind of like, I dunno, littering?

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W’s where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean ‘n’ ugly ‘n’ nasty ‘n’ horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, “Kid, whad’ya get?” I said, “I didn’t get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage.” He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?” And I said, “Littering.” And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, “And creating a nuisance.” And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin’ about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Happy Thanksgiving

I’m done posting for the day, so I give you a post of cats and dogs, old and new.

This was one of my favorite shots of Tig.

Tig the regal

Gorgeous Gracie.

Gorgeous Gracie in the sun

Another favorite shot of Tig.

Tigger in Haunch Position

Fluffy white kitty belly!

Gracie's beautiful white belly

Boy and New Tig

Nate and Tig

Baby Tig 3.0 in my bookcase.

Baby Tig

Tig 2 getting ready to write a letter.

Tig with pen

Worf, with my sneaker, begging me to chase him.

Worf with my sneaker

And last, but not least, my current two kitties, in a fairly recent shot:

Gracie and Tig in the office

Happy Thanksgiving! Eat as much as you like, you can diet tomorrow. (That’s what I’m doing.)

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To be overlooked in the next Lebanon war

When Hizbullah attacks Israel, and Israel retaliates by bombing strategic points in the whole of Lebanon, and the world reaction is shock and disgust that Israel attacked the state of Lebanon instead of “just” Hizbullah, kindly refer back to this article:

Lebanon agrees Hezbollah right to use arms against Israel
Lebanon’s new cabinet has agreed on a policy statement that acknowledges Hezbollah’s right to use its weapons against Israel, despite disagreement by some members of the ruling majority.

Information Minister Tarek Mitri said late Wednesday after a cabinet committee set up to draft the statement met for the ninth time that an agreement had been reached.

He said the new statement will retain the same clause approved by the previous cabinet as concerns the arsenal of Hezbollah, which fought a devastating war with Israel in 2006 and is considered a terrorist organisation by Washington.

The clause states the right of “Lebanon, its government, its people, its army and its resistance” to liberate all Lebanese territory.

Hezbollah is commonly referred to as the resistance in Lebanon.

It’s Israel’s casus belli, and it will be ignored by the screamers. But it won’t be ignored by Israel, and it shouldn’t be ignored by the UN. (Yes, I know it will. But it shouldn’t.) I see the UN is moving along quickly to censure Hizbullah for the arms depot explosion last month. What? They’re not? No!

It’s a good thing Israel is developing new anti-rocket weapons to meet the threat from Gaza and Lebanon. They’ll be needed.

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