The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Author Archives: Laurence Simon
Remember this when it’s time for Emile Lahoud’s war crimes tribunal
President Emile Lahoud, a bought-and-paid-for tool of Syria, whines: Meanwhile, Lebanese President Emile Lahoud, a pro-Syrian close ally of Hizbullah, said that Israel’s bloody assault could push desperate Lebanese citizens to sacrifice their lives to defend their country – and … Continue reading
Posted in Israel
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The Butcher of Beslan has been blown away, but…
Russia finally wiped out the Butcher of Beslan: FSB chief Nikolai Patrushev said Basayev, who claimed responsibility for the 2004 Beslan school attack in which 331 people, half of them children, were killed, was planning an attack to coincide with … Continue reading
Posted in Israeli Double Standard Time
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Shroedinger’s Martyr
Ha’aretz says Zakaria Zubeidi escaped the IDF when they surrounded his tent. Jerusalem Post says Al-Arabiyya Television has reported him as killed. So, like, does he get 36 virgins in Limbo?
Posted in Terrorism
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What in tarnation? Dang it, now they’ve done something to get them Muslimfolk mad.
Look what was dragged out of the Palestinian Authority Interior Ministry building after the airstrike: Burnt Korans! Oh no! The awfulness of this conflict! Never mind the fact that no bodies were dragged out of it, since the airstrike was … Continue reading
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The real reason for the condemnation
The Russians have condemned the Israeli buzzing and sonic-booming of Bashar Assad’s palace: Russian Foreign Ministry spokesman Mikhail Kamynin criticized Israel on Thursday for sending warplanes to buzz one of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad palaces early Wednesday. In a predawn … Continue reading
Montenegro
The United Nations has a new member, and it’s not some cesspool of terrorism using a batch of Jordanian flags they forgot to put the star on: The UN General Assembly unanimously approved a resolution Wednesday admitting the newly independent … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous
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After so many years, can it finally be true?
After so many years of Muslim, Islamic, and Eunuch apathy and interference, the impossible may finally be happening… The Red Cross humanitarian movement overcame Muslim objections and cleared away the last obstacle to full Israeli membership early Thursday, setting up … Continue reading
Posted in Israel
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Cheap joke
Anyone want to bet that the bailiff in this case said “Well, I guess he isn’t in the front row, Bob!” ?
Posted in Humor, Pop Culture
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The ICRC continues its shameful legacy
Well, it looks like anti-Semitism rages on at the ICRC as Muslim countries are effectively stonewalling any discussion of adoption of the new symbol: An attempt to end Israel’s long isolation from the Red Cross humanitarian movement hit a snag … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Israeli Double Standard Time
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The end of anti-Semitism at the ICRC?
The ICRC is set to vote on the approval of a “Red Crystal” emblem, which would then be followed by a vote on the elevation of the Magen David Adom to full membership: Israel is set to join the Red … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Israel, Israeli Double Standard Time
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EUseless
So, how’s the EU’s participation in the Rafah crossing agreement holding up? The team of international monitors at the Rafah crossing threatened on Thursday to leave, since Hamas ministers were allowed to pass freely through the crossing while carrying millions … Continue reading
… and they’re all out of Kosher bubble gum!
Since the French Police tend to focus on taking sloppy notes after Jews are attacked and filing them away in dusty cabinets for statisticians to pore over now and then instead of actively working to prevent such anti-Semitic violence, French … Continue reading
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Oh, really?
Hamas really knows how to unload gut-busters, don’t they? Here’s the latest rib-tickler from their spokesman, seeking to crack up the world press: Ghazi Hamad, spokesman for the Hamas government, said that Israel was trying to engineer a whitewash. “Israel … Continue reading
Posted in Hamas, Israeli Double Standard Time, Terrorism
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Cutting out the middle man…
The IDF pops an Islamic Jihad crew driving around with Katushyas: Israel will no longer exhibit restraint toward Palestinian terrorists involved in anti-Israel operations, Defense Minister Amir Peretz said Tuesday following an Israeli air strike in Gaza that targeted a … Continue reading
Posted in Terrorism
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We don’t need no water…
Just to prove that there are options other than bullets and ballot boxes, Fateh loyalists have set fire to a Cabinet building in the Parliament complex of Ramallah. Hundreds Palestinian security forces loyal to President Mahmoud Abbas went on a … Continue reading
Posted in palestinian politics
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