What in tarnation? Dang it, now they’ve done something to get them Muslimfolk mad.

Posted on 06/30/2006 by Laurence Simon

Look what was dragged out of the Palestinian Authority Interior Ministry building after the airstrike:

Burnt Korans! Oh no! The awfulness of this conflict!

Never mind the fact that no bodies were dragged out of it, since the airstrike was at night and after office hours… burnt Korans, that’s such a crime against humanity, you know.

Or all the priceless Christian artifacts burned or uses as toilet paper during the terrorist takeover of the Church of the Nativity.

Because it’s okay for Muslims to crap all over Bibles, but a little scorch-mark on a run-of-the-mill cheaply-bound Koran left in an office building constructed without basic fire codes… that’s a horrific crime!

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I'm a thirty-something dataschmuck in Houston, TX. I spend my free time grilling, baking, playing with cats, and trying to invent the Tequila Sunset.
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2 Responses to What in tarnation? Dang it, now they’ve done something to get them Muslimfolk mad.

  1. Carol Herman says:
    06/30/2006 at 11:17 am

    They should sell those books up at eBay. They’d work wonders for travellers. Because you could hide greenbacks between the pages, and nobody would open them up to look.

    Of course, it may also just be a stock picture. Damp enough for some to think they lot was also once flushed. How else do they put out their fires?

  2. cond0010 says:
    06/30/2006 at 1:14 pm

    Whoo hoo! Time for a song…

    The Roof is on Fire (By the bloodhound gang):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTHhGLkKHbk&search=The%20Roof%20is%20on%20Fire%20Bloodhound%20Gang

    Oh… and Meryl… there’s gratuitous scenes of kitties in this video too! Really… :)

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