Category Archives: Jew Cooties

Wednesday morning extra-sarcastic briefs

Posted on 01/04/2012 by Meryl Yourish

Countdown to MSM covering this discrimination in 3, 2, 1: An Israeli soldier was denied entry to a Tel Aviv club because he was wearing a kippa and refused to take it off. So, you think there will be worldwide … Continue reading →

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Thursday briefs

Posted on 10/27/2011 by Meryl Yourish

The first post-Gilad grad rocket: No one was hurt. The question is, how is Bibi going to respond now that there are no Israeli hostages in Hamas’ hands? I’m sure this is a test to see what would happen. And … Continue reading →

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Tuesday working briefs

Posted on 04/12/2011 by Meryl Yourish

Ew, Jew Cooties! Tel Aviv is sending a contingent to the Berlin Gay Pride festival, but they’re not going to identify Tel Aviv as part of Israel. They’re not the only Israeli city to do so. Eilat is being branded … Continue reading →

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The awesome power of the Jooooooooos

Posted on 03/01/2011 by Meryl Yourish

I don’t know whether this belongs under Jew Cooties or Israel Derangement Syndrome, but it is the most awesomely awesome paranoid Jew thing out of Iran since the Star of David on the roof of whatever the hell that building … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Jew Cooties | 52 Comments

Mediterranean conference cancelled on account of cooties

Posted on 11/12/2010 by Soccerdad

When I read something like this Mediterranean summit canceled again due to Arab threat to boycott over Israel (via Daily Alert Blog) An international summit of Mediterranean leaders has been canceled for the third time because Arab states threatened to … Continue reading →

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Thursday briefs

Posted on 10/28/2010 by Meryl Yourish

But it’s anti-Zionism! Jordan, the nation that signed a peace treaty with Israel, does not allow Jewish religious symbols. It used to mean no religious Jew could bring t’filin into the country. Now, you can’t even wear a yarmulke. In … Continue reading →

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Tuesday morning Middle East briefs

Posted on 10/26/2010 by Meryl Yourish

Say, that Obama-Syria outreach really worked! The latest insult from Baby Assad: Bashar Assad told Al-Hayat newspaper in an interview published Tuesday that the U.S. “created chaos in every place it entered.” Smart power! So, how’s that idea about separating … Continue reading →

Posted in Jew Cooties, Lebanon, News Briefs, Syria, The One | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

Tuesday morning sniefs

Posted on 10/19/2010 by Meryl Yourish

Ew, Jew cooties: The Turkish PM not only refuses to talk to Netanyahu, but he’s not going to attend a climate change conference if Bibi shows up. He says that Israel is close to losing Turkey as a friend. Hey. … Continue reading →

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Friday morning news, briefly

Posted on 08/20/2010 by Meryl Yourish

Ew, Jew cooties: Greece had to reassure its Arab allies that just because it’s getting friendlier with Israel doesn’t mean that it’s deserting them. Of course not. Greece leftists are among the most anti-Israel in the world. Ew, India cooties: … Continue reading →

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Palestinians censor “Rivers of Babylon”

Posted on 07/22/2010 by Meryl Yourish

Ew, Jew cooties. The Palestinians wouldn’t let a disco group sing one of their hit songs because it references Psalm 137 and—gasp!—talks about the Jewish history of Israel. Maizie Williams says Palestinian concert organizers told her not to sing “Rivers … Continue reading →

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Holiday briefs

Posted on 07/04/2010 by Meryl Yourish

Ew, Jew cooties! Jordanians staged protests and burned their graduation gowns after discovering a “Made in Israel” sticker. Jordan, you may recall, is at peace with Israel. Yeah, I knew the first story was bogus: I saw a news article … Continue reading →

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Anniversary briefs

Posted on 04/22/2010 by Meryl Yourish

Ew, Jew Cooties: Arab nations are boycotting an annual Mediterranean student conference. Why? Because it’s in Israel, which is hosting it. Among the boycotters: Israel’s partner in peace, Egypt. Say, you think Obama is going to mention that when he … Continue reading →

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Tuesday crabby snarks

Posted on 02/09/2010 by Meryl Yourish

I am crabby today. Because I am sick. I’m going to take it out by being snarky. Oh. Wait. I do that every day. Well, I’m going to be EXTRA snarky today. Let the popular uprising begin: Awesome! Hamas didn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Gaza, Hamas, Jew Cooties, News Briefs | 5 Comments

Pre-Snowpocalypse 2 briefs

Posted on 02/04/2010 by Meryl Yourish

Frozen peace: See what peace dividends bring to Egypt? The nation’s journalist’s union punished two editors for having contact with Israel. Ew, Jew cooties! That famous Muslim tolerance for other religions: Egyptian Christians are protesting for the right to build … Continue reading →

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Briefly

Posted on 01/21/2010 by Meryl Yourish

Ew, Jew Cooties, Part 2: Toldja so. The Iranian is denying touching an Israeli. It’s just a Zionist lie, you see. He never shook hands with a filthy Jew Zionist.Hey, it’s more than just his job at stake. In Mad … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel Derangement Syndrome, Jew Cooties, News Briefs, Terrorism | 4 Comments

Wednesday briefs

Posted on 01/20/2010 by Meryl Yourish

Uh-oh—Jew cooties will cost this man his job: An Iranian shook an Israeli’s hand at a trade fair. How long before he a) declares he never touched a Jew or b) resigns? (My money says as long as it takes … Continue reading →

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Monday snarks

Posted on 01/04/2010 by Meryl Yourish

Of course he is: President Obama is reportedly on board with the latest insistence that Israel makes unilateral “goodwill gestures” while the Palestinians do nothing—which pretty much summarizes the entire peace process over the last few decades. The goodwill gestures, … Continue reading →

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Hezbollah offended by—Anne Frank’s diary

Posted on 11/07/2009 by Meryl Yourish

It’s not anti-Semitism. They like Jews. Honest they do. Just look how much they like Jews: Anne Frank’s diary has been censored out of a school textbook in Lebanon following a campaign by the terror group Hezbollah claiming the classic … Continue reading →

Posted in Jew Cooties, Lebanon | 8 Comments

Built on a foundation of sand

Posted on 09/16/2009 by Soccerdad

Avi Bell doubts that the Goldstone report will result in any significant diplomatic damage to Israel however, The situation in the wake of the Goldstone Report is reminiscent, to some degree, of the international uproar that erupted over the building … Continue reading →

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Friday SNB

Posted on 08/28/2009 by Meryl Yourish

Reap what you sow dept.: A Saudi prince was injured by a terrorist who blew himself up on his way to meet with him. Don’t you just love how the AP talks about the prince spearheading the “aggressive” Saudi anti-terrorism … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Semitism, Holocaust, Jew Cooties, Saudi Arabia, Terrorism | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments