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The perfect Gracie picture

Posted on March 13th, 2007 at 10:35 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Cats

Every so often, Gracie decides to prove that she is the more photogenic of the two.

If I had the bandwidth, I’d put up the original. Tig is in the far background. But this—this is perfection.

Gracie looking utterly perfect

You can see the spot on her tail where she’s licking herself bare. It’s extremely funny when she gets frightened now, because every part of her tail puffs up but those few inches.

She is wearing the expression she gives me, well, every day. It’s one of the reasons I call her Sweetness.

Things I learned about working from home

Posted on March 13th, 2007 at 6:29 pm by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Life

This week, some of the advantages and disadvantages of working from home really started kicking in.

Advantage: No commute. You can roll out of bed at 8:15 and be ready to work at 8:30 and plan to shower later.
Disadvantage: You never get that that shower until after dinner.
Advantage: No wondering what’s for lunch in the cafeteria, or ordering in, or going out to lunch and trying to get back in time for that next meeting.
Disadvantage: You find yourself skipping breaks or lunch because it’s easy to grab munchies from your pantry and keep working.
Advantage: You can snap photos of Tig’s progress sleeping in the sun (there will be a photo series later of today’s cat pictures), or get that perfect shot of Gracie.
Disadvantage: Your cats want to go out. And in. And out. And in. And out. And in.
Advantage: You can call your friends during work hours and not have to worry about the boss getting annoyed.
Disadvantage: You don’t have time to talk to your friends during work hours.

Biggest disadvantage: You tell yourself, “I’m almost done, I’ll just do this one more thing” until you notice it’s after 7 and you haven’t even started thinking about dinner yet.

I’m going to go make dinner now. Instead of posting. Like I should have done.

Poor service no more!

Posted on March 13th, 2007 at 11:00 am by SnoopyTheGoon.

Filed under: Juvenile Scorn, Terrorism

A revolutionary remedy against bad service was invented and tested in Morocco on March 11.

A man who was prevented from looking at terror Web sites by the owners of an Internet cafe blew himself up with explosives hidden on his body, a spokesman for the Interior Ministry said Monday.

According to the MAP news agency, two men entered the cafe Sunday seeking access to terrorist Web sites. When the owner’s son forbid them from doing so, one of the men suddenly blew himself up, MAP reported, citing the Surete Nationale police.

Remember the date, since it is a harbinger of a new future: one of polite, responsive service that doesn’t know the meaning of the word “no”. From now on, this simple device* will solve all consumer problems:

  • The service person taking care of you has been rude?
  • The quality was not up to your exacting standards?
  • There was no ketchup to go with your fries?
  • The promised new camel was not delivered on time?
  • The receptionist refused to upgrade you to the executive floor under false pretense?

Now you have a perfect solution that will transfer you in a jiffy to the world were everything is perfect. And, with luck, take that service person along - to see how it should be really done.

(*) Distributed gratis in all local branches of BBB (Better Business Bureau)

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

Anti-racist anti-Zionists, the end of

Posted on March 13th, 2007 at 8:30 am by SnoopyTheGoon.

Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Israel

This blog is not overly concerned with the goings-on in the rabid and vocal camp of British anti-Zionists. The camp is actually a motley arrangement of tents, each belonging to a different tribe, each tribe fighting all the others simultaneously for space (read access to mass media) and busily scent-marking its territory.

There is a lot of shades that allow a pedantic observer to establish the subtle differences between the gangs. One of these shades is the level (generally low) of objection to the simple, garden variety racism and anti-Semitism. We have already reported on a funny fight between the two of the species. It seems that another fight, involving two somewhat larger groups (three heads vs. a few hundred) came to a conclusion. David Hirsch of Engage is reporting on the interesting, albeit not surprising, result of this fight.

British Anti-Zionism fights for a world-view that singles out and demonizes Israel as though it was a unique evil in the world. It exists in a world where most anti-Zionism, from Stalinist, Jihadi, neo-Nazi and Arab nationalist traditions, is openly antisemitic. It is obvious that such consistent and widespread demonization has the potential to lead to the rise of open antisemitism. And now we see exactly that happening within the Palestine Solidarity Movement.

To make the long story short (do not forget to read the whole article in full, it is worth your time), the only three remaining anti-racist anti-Zionists of PSM decided to put up a fight against the wave of anti-Semitism that has this worthy movement in its thrall. And the result?

Greenstein and Rance have come under attack recently from the openly antisemitic Gilad Atzmon and they thought that they could fight back by getting the anti-racist Palestine Solidarity conference on their side. They were wrong. The PSC conference overwhelmingly backed the Atzmon line against the anti-Zionist Jews. Blackwell, it seems, is now isolated as one of the tiny number of anti-racist anti-Zionists left in the Palestine Solidarity movement. She is one of the very few to stand up for her Jewish comrades.

I don’t know what is worse - to be pissed upon by a raving gang of anti-Semites or being defended by Sue Blackwell. But it is for the above mentioned to decide.

But don’t you worry. These characters will not endanger their good standing with PSM for mere anti-Semitism. Roland Rance, for instance, has already offered his humble apologies to PSM for that embarrassing episode, so kissing and making up is under way. After all, let’s not forget who the three characters in question really are:

Tony Greenstein is an anti-Zionist who believes that Zionism is like Nazism, that Zionists helped the Nazis carry out the Holocaust, that Israel, uniquely, is an essentially and unchangeably racist state.

Sue Blackwell is an anti-Zionist who is best known for campaigning to exclude Israeli academics from university campuses, conferences and journals around the world. Blackwell believes that Israel is an “illegitimate” state.

Roland Rance is an anti-Zionist who campaigns for the “dismantlement of the Zionist structure of the state of Israel”.

If they are not an ideal fit for an anti-Semite, the difference is purely academic in our book. Their goals are, in essence, the same as these of the rest of PSM, so let’s not bother with nuances. What is really important to remember: many good people have already expressed a suspicion that when you scratch an anti-Zionist you usually find an anti-Semite underneath. In the case of British anti-Zionist gangs this is becoming rather a rule.

Feh.

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

Stupid Daylight Savings Time

Posted on March 13th, 2007 at 8:25 am by Meryl Yourish.

Filed under: Site news

Can’t we just have one time, all year, and stop changing the clocks? I like it fine the way it is.

Hosting Matters hasn’t caught up with the program, forcing me to change my scheduling times.

A post by Snoopy, for instance, should already be up. It will be here in about five minutes.