Random Lost thoughts
Oooooooooh! He was the STALKER from The Practice. I knew I’d seen Henry Gale before. Wow, he does creepy very well.
Can you say, “Rewrite”? I knew you could. Because this scene:
[SAWYER, TRYING TO OPEN A DHARMA-OREO COOKIE, BREAKS IT]
HURLEY: Dude, you have to twist it off.
AUDIENCE: WTF? Are you trying to tell us Sawyer is too stupid to know how to eat an Oreo cookie? Did someone screw up this scene by writing “SAWYER” instead of “JIN”? WTF?
totally needed a rewrite. Shoulda been this:
[JIN, TRYING TO OPEN A DHARMA-OREO COOKIE, BREAKS IT]
HURLEY: Dude, you have to unscrew it.
JIN: Eh?
HURLEY [Takes cookie, shows Jin]
JIN: Ooooooooh. Tank. U.
SAWYER: Yeah, it takes an expert to know how to eat one of these
AUDIENCE: No, just someone who’s ever eaten one, schmuck. Duh.
HURLEY: RAAARGH! HURLEY SMASH! HURLEY SMASH ANNOYING LITTLE MAN!
JIN: Hahahahaha, nasty man finally gets the crap kicked out of him, I think I’ll just stand here and laugh
SUN: Jin, Sawyer’s getting hurt! Go help!
JIN: Are you NUTS? Look how big Hurley is!
SUN: Hello, you’re Korean, you have magic powers, remember? You can make me pregnant even though you couldn’t until we got on the island
AUDIENCE: Yeah, right, like he’s really the father!
JIN: Did you just hear a bunch of people shouting?
SUN: Look! Hurley’s squashing Sawyer, please stop, the women of America are counting on you!
MERYL: No, take off your shirt first so it doesn’t get ripped!
Who was that guy who played Dave? I’ve seen him before, but ever since he’s shaved his head, I can’t remember where I saw him when he had hair. He drives me nuts, but damn, I want to know where I saw him before he shaved his head.

