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03/31/2006

Jill Carroll: Toldja so, part 2

Filed under: Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 4:12 pm

The Christian Science Monitor says she was forced to make the propaganda video. Color me unsurprised.

CAIRO – The night before journalist Jill Carroll’s release, her captors said they had one final demand as the price of her freedom: She would have to make a video praising her captors and attacking the United States, according to Jim Carroll.
In a long phone conversation with his daughter on Friday, Mr. Carroll says that Jill was “under her captor’s control.”

Ms. Carroll had been their captive for three months and even the smallest details of her life – what she ate and when, what she wore, when she could speak – were at her captors’ whim. They had murdered her friend and colleague Allan Enwiya, “she had been taught to fear them,” he says. And before making one last video the day before her release, she was told that they had already killed another American hostage.

Seems like Jonah Goldberg needs to STFU about Carroll. I cannot tell you how annoyed their slander is making me. Because gee, Jonah knows what Carroll should be saying.

But Jill Carroll is increasingly starting to bug me. The details are still murky and it’s hard to appreciate what she’s been through. And maybe JPod’s right about Stockholm syndrome. And maybe the media’s selectively choosing what to show of her statements. But it would be nice to hear her say something remotely critical of her captors, particularly about the fact that they murdered her translator in cold blood. I’m very glad she’s alive, but I’m getting a very bad vibe. More, no doubt, to come.

That “bad vibe” he was writing about at one a.m.? Well, I’d already read enough several hours earlier to have seen my b.s. detector go off and write the post that’s dated this morning at 7:30 (scheduling function of WordPress).

Yes, more to come. How about waiting for the facts to come in before accusing the woman of being a traitor to her country? I really hate it when bloggers do this, and I hadn’t realized that Goldberg did it first, and the echo chamber effect kicked in.

If Goldberg had waited, perhaps he could have read this:

In making their last video, Mr. Carroll says her captors “obviously wanted maximum propaganda value in the US. After listening to them for three months she already knew exactly what they wanted her to say, so she gave it to them with appropriate acting to make it look convincing.”

Jill Carroll will undoubtedly speak for herself once she’s had time to recover from her ordeal and spend time with her family. But her friends and colleagues say she made it clear that she’s no friend to those who kidnap or harm civilians.

Those who encountered Carroll in a professional context repeatedly praised her fairness and compassion, as demonstrated by some of the thousands of letters the Monitor has received in her support.

“Her professionalism and objectivity were unparalleled within the media community,” Capt. Patrick Kerr, a Marine public affairs officer who got to know Carroll last December, when she spent a month with a Marine unit in Western Iraq, said in an e-mail. “I saw her in Husaybah, on the Syrian border, in early December shortly before I returned to the States. Aside from being very personable and down-to-earth, what really struck me was Jill’s bravery. She seemed to fit right in with the marines and Iraqi security forces,” he wrote in January.

For God’s sake, the woman was kidnapped at gunpoint, saw her translator shot, and spent 82 days in captivity in fear for her life. You can’t wait one effing day to see if maybe, just maybe, she was making the latest video under duress?

Shame on you, Jonah. And shame on all the bloggers accusing Jill Carroll of being pro-terrorist. Let’s wait to hear from her about that anti-U.S. propaganda video, shall we?

Kurdistan

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Laurence Simon @ 1:11 pm

A Kurdish group is now claiming responsibility for the deadly bomb-blast in Istanbul.

There are now frequent skirmishes in Western Iran between Persian forces and Kurdish rebels.

With the ongoing issues between Sunni and Shi’ite Arabs in Iraq, the Kurds there have established a fairly stable semi-autonomous region and appear to be building up for the right moment to break away.

Anybody see a pattern here? Or am I just dreaming?

Guilty lunchtime pleasures

Filed under: Linkfests — Meryl Yourish @ 1:05 pm

Tinkerty Tonk. Tinkerty Tonk, besides having one of the coolest weblog names ever, is a clever, funny, addictive read. If I follow a link, I always hit the back key and continue reading.

Reading Rachel’s posts reminds me of bloggers on my own blogroll that I need to catch up on. Like Norm. (If only our day lasted another twelve hours, I could keep up with all of my favorite bloggers.)

This post has given me ideas for a new nom de plume. And this one just made me laugh. (Well, you have to follow some of the links, like the one to Snoopy’s place.)

Omri is writing again. That boy goes in dribs and drabs, which is actually a good thing. The only weblog as with Israel news as depressing as mine is, well, his. Okay, sometimes David and Solly are equally depressing, but it isn’t their fault. It’s the news.

But how can you resist someone who can write something like this:

We can’t imagine anything better than having people who don’t believe in God, go to shul, or identify with Israel being offensive just so they can prove that “it’s cool to be Jewish.”

Oooh, that’s gonna bring on a comments storm.

Once again, link to your favorite blogger in the comments here. I could sure use someone who likes to write link roundups. Heck, you could just send me an email and I’d post it. The pay is crappy, but you’d get the credit and my undying gratitude.

Conspiracy theories: Self-fulfilling prophecies

Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 12:00 pm

The reason you can never win with a conspiracy theorist is that when evidence bears him out, he’s right, and when the evidence proves him wrong, it’s because there’s a coverup to hide the truth. It’s a classic lose-lose situation.

And it is being used skillfully by the authors of “The Israel Lobby,” the pseudo-scholarly paper that blames all of America’s troubles with the Arab and Islamic world on Israel. Witness the words of one of the authors to the Washington Post:

In an e-mail interview, Mearsheimer explained what he feels accounts for the difference between the international reaction to the study and the response in Israel and the U.S.

“I think the Israel lobby is mainly responsible for the difference in the reactions to our piece at home and abroad,” he replied. “I think that most Americans, like most foreigners, understand that the main points in our article are correct. Christopher Hitchens put the point well in Slate when he said, “Everybody knows that the American Israel Public Affairs Committee and other Jewish organizations exert a vast influence over Middle East policy, especially on Capitol Hill. The influence is not as total, perhaps, as that exerted by Cuban exiles over Cuba policy, but it is an impressive demonstration of strength by an ethnic minority. Almost everybody also concedes that the Israeli occupation has been a moral and political catastrophe and has implicated the United States in a sordid and costly morass.”

“The difference between the United States and the rest of the world is that you cannot say that in the United States without being accused of anti-Semitism and bringing a storm down on yourself, ” Mearsheimer wrote.

This is in response to an article that quotes world opinion as in favor of the paper (but the part of the world that is quoted mostly happens to be in the Islamic part of the world that also hates Israel, such as Yemen, Qatar, Pakistan, and Malaysia). I’m shocked, shocked, that these newspapers would agree with the theme of the paper.

Funny, I also thought that Walt and Mearsheimer weren’t talking to anyone except those that were prepared to have a scholarly discussion on the paper. Guess Mearsheimer made an exception in this case.

Jill Carroll was threatened: I told you so

Filed under: Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 11:07 am

Jill Carroll’s kidnappers told her they’d kill her, even in the Green Zone.

Jill Carroll’s kidnappers reportedly warned her before her release that she might be killed if she cooperated with the Americans or went to the Green Zone, saying it was infiltrated by insurgents.

The freelance writer for The Christian Science Monitor, who was freed by her captors Thursday and dropped off at a branch office of the Iraqi Islamic Party, was later escorted to the Green Zone by the U.S. military, the newspaper said Friday.

At first, she was reluctant to go, but a Monitor writer in Baghdad, Scott Peterson, convinced her it was safe, the newspaper said.

The Monitor quoted her family as saying that her kidnappers had warned her against talking to the Americans or going to the Green Zone. They told her it was “infiltrated by the mujahedeen,” the newspaper said.

And that propaganda video she made? Puh-leeze.

Bergenheim said Friday that Carroll’s parents, who spoke to her about the video, told him it was “conducted under duress.”

“What emerged was that they actually started filming this tape the night before and then there was a power outage. Jill had been told the questions, asked to translate them from Arabic into English,” he told ABC’s “Good Morning America.”

“When you’re making a video and having to recite certain things with three men with machine guns standing over you, you’re probably going to say exactly what you’re told to say,” Bergenheim added.

Nothing pisses me off more than the blogosphere’s rush to judgment. Cases like this one prove that if some big mouths would only wait a single day, they’d look a lot less stupid.

Anyone can spout an uninformed opinion. That’s why the blogosphere is so vast. But uninformed opinions do not a “citizen journalist” make.

Update: I told you so, part 2. More evidence she was coerced.

Briefs

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 10:03 am

Did you know that every Friday, “peace” organizations protest the security fence? Did you also know that every Friday, these “peaceful” protests turn violent as protesters start throwing rocks at the guards and trying to tear down the fence? No? You didn’t know?

Well, now you do.

Don’t expect to hear about it in the mainstream press unless one of the “protesters” gets hurt (as happened a week or two ago).

Yes, I read these things, so you don’t have to.

Palestinian civil war watch: The PRC exchanged fire with Hamas. Go, boys. Kill each other. I’m in both your corners for that!

And now it seems that the PRC commander who died in a car explosion was killed by his fellow terrorists. Woo-hoo! Get your war on, terrorists! With each other, that is.

If you want to find the names of the victims of the latest suicide bombing, don’t bother looking in the AP article. You won’t find them. You’ll find, as usual, the name of the bomber. But you won’t find these names:

Two of the four Israelis killed included an elderly couple – Rafi and Helena Halevy – who lived in the settlement for 20 years. Their funeral was scheduled to be held in Kedumim on Sunday. They are survivied by their four children, one of whom is a Lieutenant Colonel in the IDF.

Another victim was Reut Feldman, a 20-year-old youth from Herzliya who volunteered for national service in Kedumim. Her funeral was conducted in Herzliya on Friday afternoon.

The article in the Post has pictures, too. Breaks my heart to look at them.

Under duress

Filed under: Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 7:30 am

I’m not buying the attitude we’ve seen from former hostage Jill Carroll. Everything I’ve read about her screams “fear” to me. The New York Times is backing up my gut feeling. The AP describes the scene today:

American reporter Jill Carroll’s three-month hostage ordeal ended Thursday when she was left on a Baghdad street in front of a Sunni political party office. She appeared composed and eager to talk about her 82 days held captive in a tiny room.

“It’s important people know that I was not harmed,” she said.

Wearing a green Islamic head scarf and a gray Iraqi robe, Carroll was dropped off at midday near an office of the Iraqi Islamic Party. She walked inside and was then driven 20 minutes to party headquarters, where she called her family and gave an interview to Baghdad Television before being handed over to U.S. authorities.

The 28-year-old reporter for The Christian Science Monitor said her kidnappers confined her to a small room but treated her well. Although her captors issued televised threats to kill Carroll if American forces did not release women prisoners, she said: “They never said they would hit me, never threatened me in any way.”

[...] In the interview, Carroll seemed well and animated and spoke in a strong voice. She frequently tucked her hair under her headscarf, and appeared excited to be free nearly three months after she was ambushed and her translator killed.

That’s not the only weirdness. There’s this:

About 12:15 p.m. Thursday in west Baghdad’s Amiriyah neighborhood, Carroll was dropped near a branch office of the Iraqi Islamic Party. Carroll walked into the office, carrying a letter in Arabic from her kidnappers instructing the party to help her.

She “introduced herself as Jill Carroll … and gave us a written letter in Arabic that asked the Islamic Party help her,” Alaa Maki, a party member, told reporters.

Carroll was then taken by an armored car to the party’s headquarters, where she was interviewed by the party-owned Baghdad Television and given a copy of the Quran, the Islamic holy book, that appeared to be covered in gold leaf.

I have several questions. Why was she interviewed on the Iraqi Islamic Party’s television station before being turned over to the U.S. authorities? Notice she was dressed in Islamic dress and they gave her a Koran. Can you say, “Propaganda”? I knew you could.

My gut says she was threatened by her kidnappers that if she did not go along with what was in the letter, they’d come after her again. The New York Times has a quote that bears this out.

Tariq al-Hashemi, the general secretary of the Iraqi Islamic Party, said at a news conference that Ms. Carroll walked into the office and handed officials a paper written in Arabic asking that the party help her.

Alaa Makki, another leader in the party, said Ms. Carroll seemed wary about talking about her captors.

“We asked her, ‘Why did you come to the I.I.P.? Why did you choose the I.I.P.?’ ” he recalled. “She said, ‘I really don’t know.’ ”

He went on: “She said, ‘I promised the kidnappers not to speak.’ She was a little bit frightened. She was very careful. She didn’t give much information.”

I’m not buying Stockholm Syndrome until she comes home to the U.S. and continues to propagandize. The cheerfulness of this story stinks to high heaven, as does her insistence that her kidnappers never threatened her. If that was the case, why was she crying in previous videos that her kidnappers released?

From the AP piece:

Carroll wept in a Jan. 30 tape on Al-Jazeera television, and the voiceover of the video said she appealed for authorities to free all women prisoners in Iraq to help win her release.

Ten days later, in a video dated Feb. 2 and aired by a private Kuwaiti TV channel, Carroll spoke in a strong voice, saying she had sent a letter to prove she was alive and now was appearing on television for the same purpose.

“I am here. I am fine. Please just do whatever they want, give them whatever they want as quickly as possible. There is a very short time. Please do it fast. That’s all.”

My take on this? You saw a woman who was extremely happy to be released, but who is probably going to be telling a different story once she’s back home in America. I’m withholding judgment for now.

Update: Toldja so.

03/30/2006

Another palestinian coward blows himself up

Filed under: Israel, Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 5:14 pm

Disguised as a haredi (religious Jew), a palestinian got himself picked up by three Jews on their way back to their town in the West Bank. He blew himself up, killing the three haredim, at the entrance to the settlement.

Scum.

Fatah claimed the killing. That would be the party that Arafat founded, the party that Abbas supposedly leads. Once again, there is no palestinian peace partner, because they don’t want “the peace of the brave.” They want the peace of the grave.

Bastards.

Counting down to the celebrations by the new Hamas-led PA.

Kitty pictures

Filed under: Cats — Meryl Yourish @ 2:00 pm

You know, you’re right, Lair. This blog doesn’t have enough kitty pictures.

Tig reads my books. This one is Michael Oren’s “Six Days of War.”

Tig reads my books

This is what Gracie’s belly used to look like before she licked off half the fur. No, I haven’t figured out how to stop her, yet. A trip to the vet is in order.

Gracie had a lovely belly

That’s just stupid

Filed under: Juvenile Scorn — Meryl Yourish @ 1:00 pm

These are a few things in news writing that have struck me as just plain stupid today:

Abramoff free, despite sentence
FORSAKING his trademark fedora for a baseball cap, lobbyist extraordinaire Jack Abramoff walked out of a Florida courtroom, despite having just been sentenced to five years’ jail for conspiracy and fraud.

Wearing a double-breasted suit and the cap, with his wife on his arm, the one-time King of K Street — Washington’s lobbying centre — was allowed to stay free for the next few months because of his co-operation with an investigation into the buying of congressmen.

Hey, stupid: He’s walking free because that was part of the plea deal. Get a better grip on the American legal system, willya?

Iran Defiantly Rejects U.N. Demands

I’m sorry, this is just plain stupid. Like we’re ever going to see a headline that says, “Iran Timidly Rejects U.N. Demands.” Duh.

When this story first appeared, the headline and page title both said that McCloy was a minor: “Rescued minor McCloy speaks out for first time.” Annoying. Nope, no screenshot. Way to go, though, MSNBC copy editors! Too much overreliance on Microsoft’s spellchecking? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Wow, I’m crabby today. Don’t know why; the boss walked out of here smiling after a meeting about the state of the tech manual I’ve been working on.

Yes, but on the other hand…

Filed under: Israel, Terrorism — SnoopyTheGoon @ 12:00 pm

It seems that Israeli government, when it is formed, has its work cut out for it.

As Jerusalem Post reports, Hamas wants to negotiate:

Hamas sources warned on Thursday that if Israel did not begin its negotiations with the Palestinians, they would return to their armed struggle.

apparently their will to make peace is so strong they will not hesitate to kill for it.

Furthermore, Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh announced in his inauguration on Wednesday that all members of his government were “potential shahids (martyrs).”

That is an announcement to be applauded. So, let’s go for peace negotiations, why don’t we?

But, on the other hand, as Haaretz says:

Meanwhile, the armed groups in Gaza, including ones from Fatah, Islamic Jihad and the Popular Resistance Committees, announced they would continue their armed struggle against Israel. Islamic Jihad, which launched a Katyusha rocket into Israel on Tuesday, announced it also had Russian-made Grad missiles, and that it intended to increase its launches into Israel.

Quite a quandary, isn’t it? Kill you if you wouldn’t negotiate, kill you if you would.

Go figure…

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

Mahmoud Zahar

Filed under: Terrorism, palestinian politics — Laurence Simon @ 10:19 am

Hamas’ cabinet has been sworn in by Mahmoud Abbas, and they’ve hit the ground running at the mouth:

Newly-installed PA Foreign Minister Mahmoud Zahar said the United States is biased toward Israel, guilty of crimes against the Muslim and Arab world and is widening the rift between the American people and those of the Middle East.

Zahar, considered one of the more hard-line officials in the Palestinians’ new Hamas-led government, also said his group would not cave in to international pressure to change its ways and that it had no plans to negotiate with Israel.

Responding to a statement by U.S. President George W. Bush, that Washington would provide no aid to a Palestinian government headed by Hamas unless it changes its extremist policies, Zahar said Bush’s comments were in line with American support for Israel in the United Nations, and its massive aid to Israel.

“America is committing big crimes against the Arab and Islamic countries,” Zahar told The Associated Press late Wednesday at his Gaza home. “This new decision will intensify the gap between the American people, American interests and the Middle East in general,” Zahar said.

Just in case you’re wondering about this Mahmoud Zahar’s goals, here’s a hint in his own words from January 15, 2004:

“She [Hamas suicide bomber Re'em Al-Riyashi] is not going to be the last because the march of resistance will continue until the Islamic flag is raised, not only over the minarets of Jerusalem, but over the whole universe.”7

This is the man that Hamas has decided to represent the embodiment of the Palestinian Authority’s foreign policy, and Mahmoud Abbas has sworn the man in.

Anyone want to guess how long it is before he ends up in the parking lot in Ramallah, or will the Israelis not even allow the body to leave Gaza?

Steps in the right direction

Filed under: Hamas, Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 10:00 am

The U.S. has cut off ties with Hamas.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The United States ordered its diplomats and contractors on Wednesday to cut off contacts with Palestinian ministries after a Hamas-led government was sworn in, the State Department said.

A directive, distributed to diplomats and other officials in the region by e-mail, instructed them with immediate effect not to have contacts with Hamas-appointed government ministers or those who work for them, whether they are members of the Islamic militant group or not, officials said.

Hamas is formally committed to the destruction of Israel and is classed by the U.S. government as a terrorist organisation. It won a landslide victory in Palestinian parliamentary elections in January.

“We will not have contact with members of Hamas, no matter what title they may have,” said State Department spokesman Sean McCormack.

And Canada has cut off ties and aid.

OTTAWA (CP) – Canada is cutting assistance and diplomatic ties to the Palestinian Authority because the new Hamas government has not renounced violence.

However, Ottawa will still provide humanitarian aid to the Palestinian people through the United Nations and other organizations.

Foreign Affairs Minister Peter MacKay announced the news Wednesday after the Palestinian Legislative Council approved the formation of a Hamas-led government.

“The stated platform of this government has not addressed the concerns raised by Canada and others concerning non-violence, the recognition of Israel, and acceptance of previous agreements and obligations, including the Roadmap for Peace,” MacKay said in a statement.

“As a result, Canada will have no contact with the members of the Hamas cabinet and is suspending assistance to the Palestinian Authority.”

Those are two good steps in the right direction. It remains to be seen how much aid from humanitarian organizations winds up being funneled to the Hamas-led PA, but for now, I’m going to see the glass as half-full.

Iran admits its role in the proxy war

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 9:00 am

Not that anyone didn’t already know this, but they’re getting bolder and bolder about admitting how much they are stirring the pot against Israel. And, oh, yeah, the IDF hasn’t got a chance against them.

TEHRAN (AFP) – The head of Iran’s elite Revolutionary Guards warned that Hamas-led Palestinians would be victorious in any confrontation with Israel under premier-elect Ehud Olmert.

“Today we have on one side the revolutionary and Islamic Hamas and on the other the new party of Kadima,” General Yahya Rahim Safavi said Wednesday in reaction to Olmert’s election win Tuesday and the imminent investiture of the new Hamas administration.

“(If) they confront one another, with the Muslims’ support for the revolutionary Palestinians, great victories will definitely be for the Palestinians,” he told state television.

[...] “Today the Iranians are hand-in-hand with the Lebanese, Syrians, Iraqis and Palestinians initiating a new trend that will free Palestine and will see the defeat of the Zionists and the US’s greater Middle East plan,” Savafi said.

Gotta love this AFP description of Iran’s army, though:

The elite Revolutionary Guards corps is one of the most powerful institutions set up after the 1979 Islamic revolution to defend Iran from internal and external threats.

Yeah, they were fearsome against the Iraqi army in the eighties. And they’re hell-on-wheels against unarmed student protesters. I’m thinking they’d fare pretty poorly against the IDF, but for that, they’d have to invade Israel. Not gonna happen. They work best as puppetmasters, apparently, running their proxy war through Hezbullah.

Hamas moderation watch, cont’d

Filed under: Hamas, Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 8:17 am

Hamas says if Israel doesn’t start negotiating with them, they’re going to start blowing up Israelis — which, of course, will lead to more negotiation. Oh, wait, no. It leads to Israel killing Hamas members.

Yeah, that’s some moderation Hamas is showing. You can catch all the conflicted viewpoints of the killers in this short piece:

Hamas sources warned on Thursday that if Israel did not begin its negotiations with the Palestinians, they would return to their armed struggle.

Furthermore, Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh announced in his inauguration on Wednesday that all members of his government were “potential shahids (martyrs).”

On the other hand, a Hamas spokesman told the British Guardian on Thursday that the terrorist organization did not intend to return to committing suicide bombing against Israel, as it only gave the IDF an excuse to kill Palestinians, according to the spokesman.

03/29/2006

Lost: Are we there yet?

Filed under: Television — Meryl Yourish @ 10:46 pm

No, it’s not going to be an episode summary, but gee, Lost was good tonight. Just when you think they’ve gotten predictable, they go and get unpredictable on you.

Of course, if Drew wants to put up an episode summary for us, that’d be cool. I really liked Kate’s “Shall I go get a ruler?” bit, but it wasn’t nearly as good as Lorelai on the Gilmore Girls saying, ” Just wanted to make sure you two were finished swinging those things around. Someone’s bound to lose an eye.”

And by the way, I know it’s called “Television Without Pity,” but man, doesn’t anybody who actually likes the shows do the summaries? Because I checked out one of my all-time favorite Gilmore Girl episodes there, and now I want to beat up the summary writer. But I digress.

So, I’m guessing my buds with the HDTV and the DVD-R did a lot of frame-by-frame dissecting of the blast doors in the black light scenes. Like, wow, man. Black light. Dude! Pass the joint, you’ve had it long enough!

On the merits of escalation

Filed under: Gaza, Israel, Terrorism — SnoopyTheGoon @ 1:00 pm

Meryl has already reported here and here on the Katyusha appearance in the arsenal of at least one gang from the “alphabet soup” of the various similar gangs in the Gaza strip.

Now Jihad Islami – the gang mentioned above – is boasting that they have more of these toys.

The Islamic Jihad, who on Tuesday morning fired for the first time a Katyusha rocket into Israel from the Gaza Strip, announced Wednesday that it has many more of those rockets, Army Radio reported.

The Katyusha rocket has twice the range of the primitive Kassam rocket, is more accurate and can carry more explosives.

An IDF officer called the use of Katyushas, “an escalation on the Gaza battlefield.”

Clearly the escalation the IDF officer mentions is what JI desire so much. Clearly, the Katyusha launches are not intended to win the war against IDF, just to get the escalation going.

Then JI and its friends will get the reason for a outcry in the media about the cruel and murderous IDF killing innocent citizens blah blah blah…

And the extreme right in Israel will get the reason for an outcry in the media about cruel and murderous terrorists blah blah blah…

And so on and so on…

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

No unilateral decisions — for Israel, that is

Filed under: Israel, Israeli Double Standard Time — Meryl Yourish @ 12:00 pm

While reading this post, keep in mind this question: What do the following positions have in common? (There will be a quiz at the end.)

The leaders of Hamas and the Arab world were quick to jump in and acknowledge their willingness to work towards peace with Israel.

“I believe, regardless of who had won in the elections, the Zionist position altogether, particularly that of the three parties (Kadima, Labor and Likud), is hostile toward Palestinian rights and insists on liquidating it and wiping it out,” Khaled Mashaal told The Associated Press in Damascus, Syria.

Mashaal said all the top Israeli parties refuse the following Palestinian demands: to give up Arab parts of Jerusalem, to withdraw to the borders before the 1967 Arab-Israeli war, to grant Palestinian refugees the right of return, and to dismantle main Jewish settlements.

“Consequently, the Zionist position, be it that of Kadima or others, is one that buries the peace process, negates its existence and does not give it a chance. That position is a declaration of war against the Palestinian people,” he added.

The Arab League showed its complete willingness to work with the Jewish State:

Arab League Secretary General Amr Moussa told reporters at the annual Arab summit in Khartoum, Sudan, that it was doubtful the elections would bring anything new.

“The Arab world must study all its options. Because it is absolutely out of the question to accept … unilateral withdrawals according to Israeli whims. This just doesn’t work, and it can only worsen the situation,” Moussa said.

Mahmoud Abbas, who has managed to become even more irrelevant now than when Yasser Arafat lay dying of AIDS in a French hospital, agrees:

Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, also at the summit, said the results would have little effect on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict unless Olmert changes his policies. “We want negotiations and not to dictate unilateral solutions,” he said.

Syria chimes in with its willingness to negotiate with Israel:

“We were expecting (the election results),” Syrian Foreign Minister Walid Moallem said in Sudan. “But it’s important to have a comprehensive withdrawal from the lands occupied in 1967.”

Not to be outdone, the Egyptians (is their ambassador back in Israel yet? The one they withdrew in 2002 over the lie of the Jenin “massacre”?) discuss their position on how valuable it is to negotiate with the nations you need to make peace:

“The coming Israeli government must stay away from unilateral measures and move toward peace according to the Arab initiative,” he said.

And of course, Hamas, the newly-elected leaders of the palestinian people, get the last word:

Hamas opposes peace talks and has rejected international calls to renounce violence, recognize Israel and accept previous agreements between Israel and the Palestinians.

Incoming Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh told Al-Jazeera television that he also opposed Olmert’s withdrawal plan. “Such a plan definitely won’t be accepted by the Palestinian people or the Palestinian government,” he said.

Do we all see the commonality? That’s right, kiddies. All of the Arabs insist that by “negotiations,” they mean, “Israel does what we say, period,” and by “unilateral,” they mean, “Anything that Israel does is unilateral, anything that we do is negotiation.”

What time is it? Yes, it’s Israeli Double Standard Time, that unique phenomenon that exists, well, anytime Israel does just about anything.

Another suicide attack thwarted

Filed under: Israel, Terrorism — Meryl Yourish @ 9:55 am

They caught the kid with a bomb belt on.

The haredi Nahal unit of the IDF captured an 18-year-old Palestinian suicide bomber wearing an explosive belt at the Beka’ot roadblock in the Jordan Valley on Wednesday afternoon.

The belt held approximately 10kg of explosives, Jordan Valley Battalion Commander Col. Moti Elmoz told Israel Radio.

Sappers were defusing the bomb.

It was still unclear which organization was responsible for the bombing attempt, Elmoz added.

Elmoz also mentioned that in an initial interrogation, the terrorist, who came from Nablus, had said that he just wanted to kill himself.

Wonderful. They picked another kid and brainwashed him.

Say, that’s the second terror attack a haredi unit has prevented in the last few days. You know, what with all the demonization of the haredi, I was starting to think they were all monsters or something.

No, not really. But I’ll leave that for the post I’m writing about religion and Jews.

A balanced BBC analysis?

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 9:12 am

Yes, really. For the most part, this BBC analysis of the current Israeli situation is — dare I say it — fair and balanced. Oh, there are the usual slaps against Israel, but they are minor, and the author even points out that the pals have elected a terrorist group to lead them.

There is little expectation of any progress towards a negotiated two-state solution – especially since Palestinians voted for a Hamas government in January, and the militant organisation does not even acknowledge Israel’s right to exist.

There is also the acknowledgement that the cessation of terror is an obligation that the pals have not fulfilled.

Palestinian officials, who oppose any withdrawal that entails consolidating Jewish settlements, may find there is little they can do to stop it – especially if their obligations under the international peace plan known as the roadmap, such as disarming militant groups, remain unfulfilled.

Look at this: It’s practically balanced!

Kadima says the ball is now in the Palestinians’ court to implement its obligations – otherwise the border-drawing will start without them.

The Palestinians’ only hope is that the rest of the world will baulk at forcing them to make – as they see it - further territorial compromises, beyond an acceptance of the West Bank and Gaza as their future state.

Wow. What’s happening to the BBC?

03/28/2006

Cognitive dissonance

Filed under: Humor — Meryl Yourish @ 11:12 pm

Check out this sign at a car wash across from the restaurant where Sarah and I ate lunch on EATAPETA Day.

Ye Olde Laser Car Wash

Notice anything a bit strange about the sign?

Nope. Not the typo.

“Ye Olde Laser Car Wash.”

Yeah, when I think “laser,” the first thing I think is, “Gee, that’s so ten minutes ago.”

You really have to wonder at the Brainiacs who think up signs like these. I’m thinking they rode the short bus to school.

The Palestinian Space Program

Filed under: Israel, Terrorism — Laurence Simon @ 2:34 pm

The Palestinian Space Program launched an Iranian model 122mm Katyusha rocket into Israel on election day:

Remains of the rocket were discovered in searches of areas hit by rockets south of Ashkelon.

Military sources said the potential range of the Katyusha is some 15 kilometers, about six kilometers longer than that of the Qassam.

This would place a much larger number of Israeli towns and villages in danger of being hit by rockets fired from the Gaza Strip, including the southern coastal city of Ashkelon.

It is believed that the Katyusha fired from Gaza was smuggled into the Strip, apparently across the Gaza-Egypt border from Sinai.

When it comes time for the Palestinian Space Program to expand into manned experimental flight missions, maybe the EU observers at the Rafah Crossing could be used as test subjects instead of wasting perfectly good chimpanzees or dogs?

Iran’s proxy war continues

Filed under: Israel, Media Bias — Meryl Yourish @ 2:15 pm

A Katyusha rocket that originated in Iran landed in Israel today.

A Katyusha rocket with a 122 millimeter diameter was fired from northern Gaza and landed south of Ashkelon. There were no injuries. This is the first time that a terror organization in Gaza has used this type of Katyusha rocket in an attack.

The rocket is more accurate than the Qassam. At the same time, industrial explosives were found in the explosive. The Katyusha is used by Hizbullah and originates from Iran. (Hanan Greenberg and Shmulik Hadad)

This would be the day after Fatah said they were gunning for Ashkelon with newer, better rockets.

There are no peace partners, only enemies. Not that you could tell from the mainstream media. The AP ignores Hamas’ rejectionism, choosing to focus on their so-called moderation.

He said the Palestinians retained the right to resist Israel’s occupation, but suggested that he was not interested in perpetuating the cycle of violence with Israel.

“We’re not calling for conflict or the continuation of the bloodbath in this region. We are a government that looks out for the interests of the Palestinian people,” he said. He added that he intended to push for an independent Palestinian state with its capital in Jerusalem and the right of Palestinian refugees to return to their homes in what is now Israel.

Those demands are far more moderate than Hamas’ traditional call to replace Israel with an Islamic state. However, the group, which won Jan. 25 elections in a landslide, has stopped far short of accepting demands by the international community to renounce violence and recognize Israel’s right to exist.

Those demands are not any more moderate. They simply don’t call for death, only for Israel’s destruction by demographics. The deaths, of course, would follow. But the AP also did not include quotes like this:

“The Koran is our constitution, Jihad is our way, and death for the sake of God is our highest aspiration,” Hamas lawmaker Hamed Bitawi said.

Interestingly, that was in Reuters.

So were these quotes from the “pragmatist” Haniyeh:

In contrast on Tuesday, Haniyeh said: “We were born from the womb of resistance, we will protect resistance and the arm of resistance will not be touched,” said Haniyeh.

Addressing Mariam Farhat, a newly-elected Hamas lawmaker whose three sons died fighting Israel, Haniyeh said: “This the fruit of the sacrifices by martyrs, including your sons. You’ve got to be proud of this day.”

Some day, the AP will stop lying to its readers and publish the unvarnished truth: Hamas is a group of unrelenting terrorists whose aim is the complete and utter destruction of the Jewish State, and the installation of the Islamic Caliphate over its ashes. Nothing less will do for them.

Iran is now funding Hamas as well as Hezbullah, the Shi’ites in Iraq, and just about any other anti-Israel and anti-Western group they can find. George W. Bush was not wrong to include them in an Axis of Evil.

A fishy miracle?

Filed under: Religion — SnoopyTheGoon @ 1:10 pm

Ever watchful Guardian (slow day or what?) reports:

The discovery in Liverpool of two fish apparently bearing the Arabic script for “Allah” and “Muhammad” has been hailed as a miracle by Ali al-Waqedi, who spotted the Oscar fish in a local pet shop, writes Tomi Ajayi.

Islam prohibits images of Allah, so Muslim miracle claims commonly take the form of Arabic letters spelling out the name of Allah. The 2004 miracle lamb episode featured a Palestinian lamb that appeared to have a birthmark spelling Allah in Arabic.

The picture of the sacred fishes attached:

Myself being a carnivore, I would prefer a saddle of lamb, but a good bouillabaisse is not totally out of the question.

Cross-posted on SimplyJews

A funny link post

Filed under: Humor — Meryl Yourish @ 10:30 am

This is a link to some pretty funny commentary on some pretty awful comic books. Just go to the comic book cover link and you’ll be on the floor in less than a minute. The funniest thing is, I used to have a few of those comics. I left ‘em in NJ. (They were worthless; I took all the valuable ones with me.) Y’know, I just remembered — my cousins and I used to have so much fun just reading comic books out loud, because of all those stupid “Tee=hee” and “>choke<” sound effects.

I was thinking y’all could use this post as an open thread to post links to funny websites. Please include a “Not safe for work” tag if need be.

The Israeli elections

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 9:37 am

Allison Kaplan Summer is liveblogging them, as is the hyperactive crew at Vital Perspective. So is Aussie Dave.

I’ll be peeking into various sites throughout the day, but if you want the scoop, visit these folks.

Briefs

Filed under: Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 9:07 am

The Arab League is calling on Israel to go back to the Quartet-led talks. Oh,and they’re also telling Israel not to make any unilateral decisions. This is going to have a great effect on Israel’s policy, as the Arab League is known for its influence on decisions taken by Israel.

Oh, wait. That must be Bizarro-Universe Israel. My bad.

Voter turnout for this election is the lowest in Israeli history. I think that’s because it’s a choice between bad, bad, and bad policy. It isn’t even the lesser of the three evils. All of their policies stink. But then, the situation stinks. Ariel Sharon is in a coma and isn’t coming out of it. There is no palestinian peace partner, if there ever was one (which I doubt). So how can you have negotiations without someone to negotiate with? So you make unilateral decisions, but they make you look weak in your non-peace-partner’s eyes, so the attacks continue. All the while, no matter what you do, the world hates you. I’m thinking I understand perfectly the lack of voters out there. Hold your nose and pull the lever, or don’t bother and just gripe about what happens? Israelis like to gripe a lot. They must. They’re Jewish, aren’t they?

Meantime, the world’s approach towards Hamas continues, in spite of words like this:

In Gaza, Hamas officials said the election results would have no effect on their hostility toward Israel.

“We are not differentiating between this party and that,” said Mahmoud Zahar, the incoming Palestinian foreign minister. “All of them committed crimes against the Palestinian people.”

And this:

Hamas leader and former Imam of Al Quds Mosque Shaikh Mohammad Mehmood Al Siyam has said Hamas will not abandon the path of jihad despite its sweeping victory in the Palestinian general elections. “Hamas cannot think of abandoning jihad against the Jewish occupation forces,” he said.

“We will never let the Jews rule Palestinian territories,” the Hamas leader said while speaking at the concluding session of the Jamaat-i-Islami’s grand assembly at the Wapda Colony near here on Saturday night.

This is why Israel is building the fence, and declaring borders. Because there is no peace partner, and no matter what Israel does, the palestinians will not be satisfied. It’s a lose-lose situation. The question is, can the new borders stop the rockets from falling on Ashkelon? (Hebrew link)

The engineering and military industries sections of Fatah’s Al-Aqsa Brigades announced Sunday the start of a new military offensive against the Israeli city of Ashkelon, to be called “Volcano Fire.”

The announcement claimed that the group had improved the range of its rockets from 12 to 18 km, which would reach all of Ashkelon.

The Al-Aqsa Brigades announced a plan to fire 100 of the new rockets and 80 mortars at Ashkelon.

If you ask me, the biggest challenge facing the new Prime Minister will be how to stop palestinian attacks. Which is, well, the same problem that has faced every leader of Israel since 1948.

The AP: Lack of context = anti-Israel bias

Filed under: AP Media Bias, Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 7:17 am

Why, exactly, was this man taken from his Jericho prison and brought to Israel? You wouldn’t know if you read only this AP article. Oh, you’d know it’s because he’s wanted for the assassination of an Israeli minister — but it sure looks like Israel just swooped in and stole this man out of prison for no apparent reason.

Ahmed Saadat and four of his alleged accomplices in the 2001 assassination of an Israeli Cabinet minister were seized in an Israeli army swoop on Jericho prison, action that triggered reprisal attacks from angered Palestinians.

At his brief court appearance Monday, Saadat refused to recognize the military tribunal’s authority to try him and the judge, in turn, refused to hear his bail application. When he was led into court, Sadat raised his hands in a gesture of defiance and shouted in Arabic, “I am fighting occupation! ” before he was silenced by guards.

The Israeli army stormed the prison on March 14, two weeks before Israel’s general election. The raid boosted acting Prime Minister Ehud Olmert’s image as a tough-minded leader. Defense Minister Shaul Mofaz, a member of Olmert’s centrist Kadima Party, dismissed allegations that the operation, which involved some 1,000 troops, was timed to win over hardline voters.

But the raid angered Palestinians, who staged protests strikes the day after, and embarrassed Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, who labeled it an “unforgivable crime” and “an insult to the Palestinian people.”

The raid triggered unprecedented Palestinian reprisals against foreigners, because British wardens – who along with American monitors had supervised the Jericho prisoners under an unusual 2002 arrangement – left their posts just before Israeli troops arrived.

Notice how they make sure to blame Israel for the palestinian “reprisals,” and yet, not once did they mention that the pals were about to release Saadat and his henchman. It was done, obviously, as an election ploy.

The kindest thing I can say about this is that the AP sucks eggs. Rotten ones.

03/27/2006

Random dream thought

Filed under: Meanderings — Meryl Yourish @ 11:06 pm

I just think that if your subconscious is going to go through all the trouble of setting up a complex story, one in which you play a major role, which includes flattering the elves into helping you defeat the enemy by telling them they remind you of the elves from The Lord of the Rings, your damned subconscious could at the very least finish the effing dream before the alarm goes off, so that you can wake up knowing that you have defeated the evil computers. (And not wake up wondering “WTF? Did I just have a dream where I was fighting with magic against technology? WTF?”)

Just sayin’.

Going to bed earlier tonight in the hopes of starring in a COMPLETE epic, this time. Preferably, without the nightmare beforehand. (And what is it with sounding like you’re screaming in your dream, and yet, you’re barely speaking when you finally wake yourself up and the cats are staring at you like you’re doing something insane.) Stupid nightmares. Stupid subconscious. Stupid note on door about apartments getting broken into in your neighborhood giving you nightmares.

The Surfer Dude on “The Israel Lobby”

Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Humor, Israel — Meryl Yourish @ 1:02 pm

So, like, there are these two college dudes, and, like, they’re both professors, and they wrote this really long paper that says the United States is, like, totally controlled by the Israel Lobby, and, like, at first I thought they were saying “Dude! Like, the U.S. is REAL, dude!” ‘cause, like, that’s what me and my buds would say. But then I read, like, two more sentences, and they weren’t talking about America being real, but about America being really stupid, like, because we’re all supposed to be like totally mind-controlled by this thing called the Israel Lobby, and dude, is, like, that a hotel or something?

So, like, I read some more and the paper told me that the Israel Lobby is not a hotel lobby, but it’s, like, all these Jews getting together and, like, saying, “Go Israel!” and, like, I’m trying to get what’s so wrong with that, ‘cause, like, Israel is cool. So these two professor dudes, they’re like, really smart or something, and they’ve written a lot of papers that I never heard of, and one of ‘em has a chair at Harvard, and I’m like, dude, why did you have to bring your own chair to Harvard? They’re freaking loaded there, and they make you buy your own chairs? That’s so wrong.

So this Harvard dude, he got together with this dude from Chicago, which is a cool city, but this other dude thinks that the Jews control America too, or at least, they both think that Jews totally control America’s Mideast policy. Dudes. So not true, Chicago is MidWEST, and yeah, there’s a bunch of Jews there, but man, there’s a lot of other people there too. I saw them with my own eyes. So, like, that’s so not true, and you dudes are wrong. See, even a surfer dude like me can see that Chicago is—Oh. I read a few more sentences. They mean Israel is in the Mideast.

Never mind.

So, like these dudes are saying that the U.S. policy on Israel is, like, totally controlled by something called the Israel Lobby, and, like, that’s not a Jewish hotel, and it’s not a Jew who owns a hotel, but maybe a Jew who owns a hotel is part of the lobby. Get it? And the professor dudes say that they don’t mean “lobby” in a Protocols of the Elders of Zion-kinda way, ‘cause the professor dudes say that they have nothing against the Jews, but I’m like, then howcome you wrote an 83-page paper saying that Jews have too much power in America? And they’re like, “Dudes, we’re not talking to the media right now, so don’t be asking us questions,” and I’m like, “But didn’t you just write this big academic-dude paper and don’t most academic dudes like to talk about their papers?” and they’re like, “Dude, we said we’re not gonna talk to the press, and like, anyway, we knew this was going to happen because we knew the Israel Lobby was going to attack us and we wrote about it in the paper.” And then I was like, “Dudes, aren’t you, like, supposed to defend your facts if someone says you’re getting them wrong, because, like that’s what academic dudes do?” and they were like, “Dude, we said we weren’t going to talk to anyone, and we knew we’d be attacked by the Israel Lobby and that you’d call us anti-Semites, so shut up!” And then I’m like, “Dudes, I didn’t call you an anti-Semite, you did.”

So, like, I just wanna say that this is as stupid as the time when Aziz said that Israel had developed a gene bomb, only this time, it’s stupider because these two professor dudes are, like, really big, well-known professor dudes, and more people listen to them.

But, like, they’re still totally stupid, and they’re still wrong. Israel rocks, man!

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