The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Satire
On British diplomatic ingenuity
Stuff of legends, that British ability to resolve anything using nothing but diplomatic wit and savvy. The Sun, under a rather shrilly headline Brave heroes hounded out, displays a shining example of that famous British tradition. Tragicomedy in 3 acts: … Continue reading
Posted in Miscellaneous, Satire
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Khamenei brandishes a Kalashnikov
Or, in its full form: Khamenei Brandishes a Kalashnikov at US and Israel This is a headline of another Debka opus, classified as “DEBKAfile Exclusive Analysis“. The powerful spectacle of Iran’s be-turbaned supreme ruler Ayatollah Ali Khamenei clutching an automatic … Continue reading
Smaller? I will show you smaller!
“You will not use this word anymore when you see the glorious wrath of the Songun science and industry that will find its apocalyptic pinnacle in my next deed, the deed that will show the whole world what a peerlessly … Continue reading
Posted in Satire, World
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Hiccups according to Carter
I have barely had time to finish that piece on Ig Nobel prize on a miraculous cure for hiccups, when my roving eye fell on the article by AP, uncritically copied by Haaretz. Very relevant to the hiccups issue, in … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Politics, Satire
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Is there a trend or is there a trend in Londonistan?
We have been careful with the use of that …stan label. Taking into account its overuse by certain people and the BNP fascists and their ilk jumping on the bandwagon, terms like this are better left alone. However, the absurdities … Continue reading
Muslim sizeism?
Sheikh: All must convert to Islam Under this misleading headline Ynet published an article that may contain the answer to the question that bothers many a thinker these days: why cannot Muslim world accept the unending series of apologies from … Continue reading
Posted in Religion, Satire
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The new guardian of Mulham Assir, the spitting cobra
The high holidays carry with them a high probability of all kind of supernatural phenomena. There is that special feeling of the air being charged by expectation of some otherworld spirit showing itself to mere mortals and pointing out to … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Media Bias, Satire
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New era of anger management
The term anger management commonly refers to a system of psychological therapeutic techniques and exercises by which one with excessive or uncontrollable anger can control or reduce the triggers, degrees, and effects of an angered emotional state. This (and more) … Continue reading
Another peacemaker gone wild
No, this is not this Peacemaker, unfortunately. It is this one, according to CNN: The caption under the picture is mind-boggling, to say the least: Former President Jimmy Carter says that Bush has encouraged Israel and Hezbollah to attack. And … Continue reading
Hi, Vladimir Vladimirovich
Meryl expressed here her take on the latest curious opinion of president Putin on the war on Hizbullah: President Putin has suggested Israel has ulterior motives in Lebanon rather than simply the return of abducted soldiers. “We condemn any terrorist … Continue reading
The woman who made it happen
In our era of narrowing scientific expertise, rarely does a person discover a hidden connection between seemingly unrelated areas of knowledge. Discoveries of this kind are becoming things of the past, and, I fear to say, the golden age of … Continue reading
Posted in Juvenile Scorn, Satire
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It must be the echo…
Barely have I posted a diatribe on the ultimate responsibility of a sovereign, and already some people echo my sentiments. Well, let’s not be too humble – it is no less than the French FM who decided to confirm my … Continue reading
To our Arab colleagues
Perusing the satirical content of the Arab newspapers is a thankful job, due to unquestionably colorful material, the broad brushstroke, the freedom of expression that reigns there. At least where the Jooz are concerned. Ynet has done a good job … Continue reading
Posted in Hamas, Israel, Media, Satire
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