Thankful for the Land of the Free

There is something to be said for America being the freest of the free lands. Especially when you read this paragraph at the very end of an article about the Australian elections:

Participating in elections is compulsory under Australian law and more than 13.5 million people were expected to vote.

Yes, voting is compuslory in Australia. Why?

Compulsory voting was introduced in 1924 [3]. The immediate impetus for compulsory voting at federal level was the low voter turnout (59.38%) [1] in the federal elections of 1922. Voting is compulsory both at federal elections and at elections for the state and territory legislatures. In some states voting at municipal elections is also compulsory. About 5% of enrolled voters fail to vote at most elections. People in this situation are asked to explain their failure to vote. If no satisfactory reason is provided (for example, illness or religious prohibition), a relatively small fine is imposed ($20-$70)[4] , and failure to pay the fine may result in a court hearing.

So how do you refuse to vote? You put a blank piece of paper in the box.

I would say, “God save us from the idiocies of compulsory voting,” but it isn’t God who would save us. It is the American traditions and ideals. I really love our “Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do!” attitude, and I hope that it prevents our nation from becoming the nanny-staters that Europe has become, and that Australia apparently doesn’t have a problem with.

One of the things that comes of being a democracy is allowing your people to decide whether or not they’re going to vote. You can’t force people to think the way you want. You would think that Australia would get a clue. Eighty-three years of compulsory voting… damn. I’d probably not vote every year just for the principle of the thing.

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The fallout from Annapolis

The conference hasn’t even begun, and Hamas is already threatening more terrorist attacks after it’s over.

Hamas will step up attacks against Israeli troops in the Gaza Strip and the West Bank after a US-hosted peace conference next week, an official said in a statement on its website Saturday.

“The period that will follow the Annapolis conference will witness an increase of the resistance against the Zionist occupation in the West Bank and Gaza Strip,” said Mussa Abu Marzuq, top aide to Hamas supremo Khaled Meshaal.

“The Annapolis conference has two objectives: to help shore up (Israeli Prime Minister) Ehud Olmert after his defeat in the south of Lebanon and secondly to cover up for American plans of a war against Iran,” he said.

I think that’s pretty much an admission that Hamas is in Tehran’s pocket, which we, well, already knew. And just to prove they’re serious, they’re holding a counter-conference of terrorist groups this Monday.

On the other hands, Hamas Movement called the Arab countries not to normalize their relations with Israel and not to give any up during the conference that is expected to be held November 27. In a progressive step, the movement announced that it holds in Gaza a counter-conference. The movement said that it holds this conference backed by Islamic Al Jihad and other Palestinian factions. This counter-conference will be succeeded by a mass rally Tuesday, to be coincided with the starting of the conference’s works. In a similar move, the Popular and Democratic Front of Palestine Liberation and Islamic Jihad Party hold a counter-conference in Gaza without Hamas participation.

How much you want to be that the Gaza conference calls for the destruction of the Jewish State? Any takers? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

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Legacy of legacies

The administration was winding down. It wanted to make its mark on history. A legacy. What better legacy could there be than peace in the Middle East? And so the adminstration worked to make it happen.

Shultz Expects Some Progress From Mideast Shuttle

By returning so soon to the Mideast, while the bloody uprisings in the West Bank and Gaza Strip continue, Mr. Shultz hopes to find some opening among leaders whom he believes increasingly want regional stability. In the long term, he hopes that by keeping the momentum going, he will deflect criticism that he has not taken an active enough role in promoting peace in the region during his long tenure. Even if he can make little progress before the Reagan Administration leaves office, he is eager to leave behind the legacy of having tried. Mr. Shultz said that after discussions with Arab and Israeli leaders during his last shuttle in February, he came away convinced that they recognized the need for more stability, which can only be achieved with a peaceful resolution of conflicts. ”The problem is there,” he said. ”Everybody recognizes it. And the problem isn’t going to go away.” He conceded that President Hafez al- Assad of Syria, as well as the Soviet Union, are likely to oppose any American initiative. Yet he said: ”I can feel it in my bones that there’s an answer out there if you can only find it. And you can only find it if you can get the right people together to talk about it and negotiate it, so that’s what we’re trying to do.”

At this point the PLO was a terrorist organization, not having officially (and mendaciously) accepted Israel’s right to exist.

The PLO was still in exile in Tunis. Israel controlled Gaza, Judea and Samaria.

The administration was winding down. It wanted to make its mark on history. A legacy. What better legacy could there be than peace in the Middle East? And so the adminstration worked to make it happen.

WHOSE HOLY LAND? NEWS ANALYSIS; Falling Short of Peace

And Mr. Clinton, who had devoted more time to Middle East peacemaking than any other American president, saw little risk and possibly big gains, his aides said. If he failed, he would be given points for trying; if he succeeded, his legacy as the Middle East peacemaker would be unchallenged. Now, with three months’ hindsight and having witnessed the startling speed with which an elaborately woven peace effort can unravel, officials and diplomats are considering whether those risks were greater than the Clinton administration had anticipated. Diplomats from moderate Arab nations have said that they were startled by the alacrity with which the summit meeting was called, and they said afterward that the White House had neglected to prepare the ground with them, something that proved crucial particularly as proposals were put forth over the fate of Jerusalem, which is a priority not just for Mr. Arafat and the Palestinians but for the entire Muslim world. If the Americans had consulted them fully beforehand on the scope of their ambition, those diplomats said, they might have been able to give greater support to Mr. Arafat during and immediately after the meeting.

At this point:

Arafat and the PA had jurisdiction over Gaza and a number of cities in Judea and Samaria, including Tulkarem, Jenin, Bethlehem, Nablus, Kalkilye and Ramallah.

The PLO was no longer considered a terrorist organization by most of the world.

There was an official Palestinian police force.

Hamas was flourishing though it was still second to Fatah.

The administration was winding down. It wanted to make its mark on history. A legacy. What better legacy could there be than peace in the Middle East? And so the adminstration worked to make it happen.

Rice Drops Hints on Time, Place and Tone of Middle East Talks

With time running out on his tenure, President Bush has called for an international conference to be held in the United States this fall as part of a renewed push to settle the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, trying to leave a legacy that has enticed and eluded his predecessors. In Ramallah, Ms. Rice, on her seventh trip to the region this year, described Mr. Bush’s initiative as ”the most serious effort to end this conflict in many, many years.” In some of her strongest language yet, she said, ”Frankly, it’s time for the establishment of a Palestinian state.”

At this point:

Hamas controls Gaza where there are no more Jews living there.

Sderot is under regular rocket attack.

Arafat is dead, replaced by Mahmoud Abbas and Salam Fayyad (and Hamas.)

Does it sound like Groundhog Day yet?

Inarguably the Palestinians should be in better shape than they are now. The idea of forcing Israeli Jews from their homes to allow for Palestinian self-government was a pipe dream of the extreme left in Israel when Secretary Shultz was seeking his legacy. But that very action was carried out by Israel’s Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, who, never had been known as a leftist.

The political landscape in Israel has shifted tremendously in the past 20 years. And yet it’s debatable that the Palestinians have moderated their views at all in the same time.

The Palestinians refuse to define Israel as the Jewish homeland — a major point of contention in recent talks — and identify east Jerusalem, annexed by Israel after its capture in the 1967 Mideast war, as the capital of the future Palestinian state. Palestinians think that offering recognition of Israel as a Jewish state would imply they are dropping one of their key demands in any peace deal — the right for Palestinian refugees and their millions of descendants to return to former properties in Israel. Israel opposes a return

No it’s not debatable. The Palestinian position has not changed at all. And it’s been quite a bit longer than 20 years.

Article 20:

The Balfour Declaration, the Mandate for Palestine, and everything that has been based upon them, are deemed null and void. Claims of historical or religious ties of Jews with Palestine are incompatible with the facts of history and the true conception of what constitutes statehood. Judaism, being a religion, is not an independent nationality. Nor do Jews constitute a single nation with an identity of its own; they are citizens of the states to which they belong.

Denying that Israel is a Jewish State, isn’t a matter of negotiation. If the PA doesn’t accept it, it doesn’t accept Israel’s right to exist. The PA insists on this because it isn’t strictly or even mostly a movement national liberation, rather it is a movement of national destruction.

Even now the Quartet’s envoy Tony Blair has announced a series of initiatives for the Palestinians including

Another is the repair of a sewage system in Beit Lahiya, in the northern Gaza Strip. Though Hamas’s takeover of Gaza has meant that most of the projects are earmarked for the West Bank, the sewage system was put on the list because it is on the brink of collapse and represents a serious health hazard to Gaza residents.

And why is that sewer system in such a state of disrepair? Could it be because the pipes were scavenged to make Qassams?

Once again, the evidence shows that the Palestinians are more devoted to destroying Israel than to building their own society. And Israel is expected to concede more and more. (The problem isn’t only with the Palestinians either.)

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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The Annapolis farce force

The Annapolis farce will continue, now with the Golan Heights on the agenda. Let us remember that Israel just bombed a nascent Syrian nuclear plant in the desert, and yet, Syria is the nation that gets to set the demands on the return of the Golan Heights—territory Syria lost in the Six-Day War, and territory from which Syria regularly bombed Israeli civilian targets during supposedly “peaceful” times.

The United States has agreed to put the occupied Golan Heights on the agenda of the Annapolis peace conference, but Syria will decide whether to attend when it receives the schedule, Foreign Minister Walid Moualem said on Friday.

“The United States has sent confirmation that it will include the Syrian-Israeli track… The Golan… On the Annapolis schedule,” the Syrian news agency quoted Moualem as saying.

There was no immediate comment from Washington.

The Damascus government has repeatedly said it would only attend the US-hosted conference, which aims to restart talks on Palestinian statehood, if the Golan Heights, occupied by Israel since 1967, are on the agenda.

And by the way, the Saudis really don’t want to be there, and the Arabs don’t want to touch the Israelis.

Al-Faisal told a press conference that an Arab League meeting Friday had decided that Arab countries will attend Annapolis at the level of foreign minister. “I’m not hiding any secret about the Saudi position.

We were reluctant until today. And if not for the Arab consensus we felt today, we would not have decided to go,” al-Faisal said. “But the kingdom would never stand against an Arab consensus, as long as the Arab position has agreed on attending, the kingdom will walk along with its brothers in one line.”

But he cautioned, “We are not prepared to take part in a theatrical show, in handshakes and meeting that don’t express political positions. We are going with seriousness and we work on the same seriousness and credibility.”

Let me translate you “seriousness and credibility” via my Arab-and-or-Muslim dictator/English dictionary: “Unless Israel capitulates to all of our demands, we agree to nothing.”

And now that Ehud Olmert has agreed to give the terrorists 25 APCs, we can expect a major attack, soon, and probably from both the West Bank and Gaza. With help from Hizballah. My hope in this case is that Olmert never actually gave a date for the “gift” of 25 APCs, so perhaps he’s doing the smoke-and-mirrors thing. At least, I hope he is.

I still can’t believe the Israelis haven’t forced this incompetent out of office yet. What has he got on the opposition that’s stopping them from getting rid of him?

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The futility of confidence building measures

In an innocuously title article, Israel Allows Some Gaza Exports, Isabel Kershner of the NY Times reported:

Israel has approved the transfer of 25 armored personnel carriers from Russia to the Palestinian Authority and will allow the export of some agricultural produce from Gaza for the first time since Hamas took over the area, Israeli government officials said Wednesday.The moves come as part of a general effort to create a positive atmosphere leading up to the American-sponsored peace gathering scheduled for Tuesday in Annapolis, Md.

Also according to other reports Israel will be transferring some 1000 rifles and 2 million rounds of ammunition to the Palestinian Authority. (And yes, Israel will allow some exports from Gaza too.)

Kershner at least shows that she might be attention with this:

Israeli government officials said Israel had agreed to the transfer of the armored vehicles to bolster the Palestinian Authority security forces and “their actions to prevent terror.”

Given the tenor of the rest of the article, I suppose that she’s just quoting an Israeli press release. Still the scare quotes are appropriate, because given recent events, it’s pretty clear that the PA security forces haven’t been so effective in preventing terror.

Guess who approves of this transfer.

Hamas took over Gaza in June after routing Fatah forces loyal to Mr. Abbas in a brief factional war. Its military wing called the authorization of the delivery “a Zionist gift.” A Hamas spokesman, Sami Abu Zuhri, said it showed that Mr. Abbas worked “hand in hand with the occupation” against the Palestinian “resistance.”

And who disapproves

Israeli legislators from the right-wing opposition also criticized the move, raising fears that the Palestinian Authority’s weapons could be turned against Israel or fall into the hands of Hamas. Benjamin Netanyahu, the head of the Likud Party, told Army Radio, “According to all the security services, Olmert is endangering the lives of Israeli civilians.”

Actually it was the IDF that objected to the transfer. Netanyahu wasn’t simply being part of the “right wing opposition,” he was supported organizations whose professional responsibility is to evaluate such risks. Unfortunately, Kershner did the weaselly thing and attribute it to politics.

As Elder of Ziyon, Daled Amos and Israel Matzav have pointed out, these confidence building measure are, by themselves, risky, so why does Israel resort to them when they demonstratively achieve nothing.

Nothing?
Yes, nothing.
Today Kershner reports Pact Unlikely Before Talks in U.S., Palestinian Insists

A senior Palestinian official said here on Thursday that it would be a “miracle” if the Palestinian and Israeli negotiating teams agreed on a joint document, as they had hoped, to present at the American-sponsored Middle East peace gathering set to start Tuesday in Annapolis, Md.

Why would that be? Didn’t Israel do enough to build Palestinian confidence? Apparently not.

But the brinkmanship could also be seen as reflecting a longer term Palestinian goal: Mr. Hamad suggested that the difficulties in agreeing on a text underscored the need for more international involvement in Israeli-Palestinian peace efforts.

More international involvement = more pressure on Israel.

Apparently, the Israelis are cognizant of this:

Israel has always rejected the idea of outside mediation. “Israel is very clear that this is a bilateral process,” said an Israeli government official who asked not to be identified by name because of the delicacy of the negotiations. “There is no need for outsiders telling us what to do.”

Israel, as usual, made concessions to build confidence. The Palestinian are all too happy to receive the concessions and all too happy to continue pretending that they never happened.

At what point will the Israeli government say “enough” and wait for some sort of reciprocal action? This isn’t a matter of politics, it’s Negotiations 101 and Israel is failing it miserably.

UPDATE: A similar point is made at This ongoing War’s Lethal Gestures.

Crossposted at Soccer Dad.

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Disorder in the (Israeli) courts

Isabel Kershner writes about the current controversy over Israeli’s judicial system in Friends’ Clash Reflects Battle Over Israeli Court

In recent days, Aharon Barak, the internationally esteemed jurist and retired chief justice of Israel, has broken a self-imposed silence and spoken publicly against an old friend, Daniel Friedmann, Israel’s minister of justice.The struggle between the men is part of an intense battle playing out across Israel’s political and legal landscape. As Mr. Barak described it last Friday, it is “a struggle over the country’s soul,” specifically over the independence of the court, the separation of powers and the fundamental question of who is in charge.

Both sides fervently believe that Israeli democracy is at stake. Mr. Friedmann, an eminent law professor who came into office in February, contends that the Supreme Court has become a law unto itself, extending its powers into the purviews of the other branches of government and trying to make itself immune from legislative oversight.

In a recent interview, Mr. Friedmann, 71, said he wanted “to restore the balance between the various branches of government,” which had been “completely upset in recent years.” He has argued that unelected judges are waging an antidemocratic revolution.

In case you don’t know which side Kershner is sympathetic to, note the description “internationally esteemed jurist.” “Eminent” doesn’t quite measure up.

After partially describing Judge Barak’s revolution in jurisprudence, Kershner writes:

The Supreme Court has used these powers very sparingly. Still, Mr. Friedmann wants them curbed.His allies include legislators as well as other sectors of Israeli society who want to see the legal establishment restrained, among them politicians and business figures who have been investigated or indicted, and the religious and nationalist camps, which eschew the Supreme Court’s liberal approach.

American conservatives have also weighed in. Robert H. Bork, a key theorist of the American legal right, has complained that Mr. Barak’s ideas are “a textbook for judicial activists” and that Mr. Barak has established “a world record for judicial hubris.”

Richard A. Posner, a senior American appeals court judge, called Mr. Barak “a legal buccaneer.”

Posner doesn’t easily fit into categories, but notice the opposition is characterized as being from “conservatives” and those who have an interest in restraining the court.

That someone could have reason to be disturbed with the Israeli Court’s reach and not have a selfish or political interest isn’t considered.

While she mentions in passing that Friedmann wants to open up the process of appointing judges, the focus of the article is on personalities and politics rather than substance. Others, in analyzing the Israeli judicial system, put more emphasis on the court’s notion of perpetuating (and imposing) its beliefs.

Jonathan Rosenblum, who, admittedly, has an issue with the courts – religiously he’s Chareidi, politically he’s conservative – wrote about one of the problems that Kershner ignores:

Israel, by contrast, has developed one of the most efficient judicial selection procedures in the world: the Chief Justice and Justice Minister sit down together and pick new justices, whose selection is then rubber-stamped by the remaining seven members of the judicial selection committee.In practice, Chief Justice Barak dominates the process. Over the last decade, he has played a decisive role in the selection of not only every Supreme Court justice but also in appointments to Israel’s lower courts. Israeli newspapers routinely describe new judicial appointments as “Barak’s picks.”

Before Americans embrace the efficiency of this system – the judicial equivalent of Mussolini’s getting the trains to run on time – however, they should consider the system’s drawbacks. As one would expect, it has resulted in a Court remarkable in its ideological uniformity. The titanic struggles between rival judicial philosophies that characterize American Supreme Court history – e.g., Hugo Black vs. Felix Frankfurter – are absent from Israel. There is not one justice on the Israeli Supreme Court who serves as a mediating influence on Justice Barak’s jurisprudence, and it is rare for a decision of major impact in Israel to be decided by a narrowly divided Court.

Barak’s dominance of the judicial selection process chills dissent throughout the legal system. Any lower court judge, academic, or attorney-general who aspires to judicial advancement knows that his or her fate is in Barak’s hands.

Prof. Ruth Gavison, who’s no rightist, also objects the Barak court’s overreaching. Unfortunately, Kershner didn’t see fit to interview her. However, back in 1999, Ha’aretz reporter Ari Shavit did interview her. This is how she summarized the problem of the Israeli Supreme Court (or to translate the Hebrew more precisely – the High Court of Justice)

“In Germany, Italy and South Africa there are constitutional courts that have far-reaching powers. But those courts are subject to a clear constitution and were established especially to fulfill that function; accordingly, their members are chosen by the political branches and are appointed for a limited period. In the United States there is a Supreme Court that has taken on itself the power to overturn laws, but it does this in a lengthy process and on the basis of a crystallized constitution, and its justices are appointed in a political process.“In Israel, by contrast, there is no crystallized constitution, there is no lengthy process and there are no justices who represent the entire society or who serve for a limited period. The result is a situation in which one court, which effectively appoints itself, creates the constitution by means of its interpretation of the basic laws. And this occurs without any of the control mechanisms that exist in the United States. So from this point of view our situation is quite distinctive. The combination of judicial criticism of Knesset legislation, in a state where there is as yet no crystallized constitution, by a court whose justices are not elected but are appointed for life by the judicial system itself, creates a very problematic situation, in my opinion. From the point of view of democracy and the democratic decision-making process, there is a not inconsiderable problem.

“What is equally serious is that this process is not accompanied by public discussion worthy of the name. In the United States, where there are activist courts, there is an ongoing, lively debate. Opinions are voiced on both sides of a question. Whereas in Israel, some sort of rhetoric is generated that creates the feeling that anyone who is critical of the court is the enemy of the rule of law. I do not accept that. I think the very opposite is true. I think that within the judicial community there are deep disputes today over all the questions on the public agenda: over a constitution, the basic laws, the status of the court, the Or commission reforms [referring to a panel headed by Supreme Court Justice Theodor Or to revamp the structure of the courts system]. All these questions are in dispute, but generate no public reverberation because of the attempt to close ranks and create a front of homogeneity toward the outside.

The one substantive issue that Kershner deals with is

It abolished the principle of standing, meaning that petitioners need not have a direct stake in the outcome of a case they bring. This opened the court up to civil rights groups and a flood of public petitions. Because of a historic anomaly dating from the British Mandate, petitioners appeal directly to the Supreme Court, without the filter of a lower court.The Supreme Court also broadened the rules to the point where practically every government decision is open to review.

Well yes it has. And it can reasonably be asked if this is a good thing. Certainly there are quite a few results that liberals cheer that occur because of this. But should the Supreme Court be second guessing the military when it comes to routing the security fence? I don’t think so, but it has.

Kershner covered an important topic, unfortunately she paid attention mostly to the personalities and politics involved in the controversy over Israel’s courts. The substance of the issue was left largely untouched.

Crossposted at Soccer Dad.

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All your radar are belong to us

Part of the Israeli attack on Syria included first taking out—via old-fashioned bombing—a critical radar station. And the U.S. helped.

The first event in the raid involved Israel’s strike aircraft flying into Syria without alerting Syrian air defenses. The ultimate target was a suspected nuclear reactor being developed at Dayr az-Zawr. But the main attack was preceded by an engagement with a single Syrian radar site at Tall al-Abuad near the Turkish border.

The radar site was struck with a combination of electronic attack and precision bombs to allow the Israeli force to enter and exit Syrian airspace unobserved. Subsequently all of Syria’s air-defense radar system went off the air for a period of time that encompassed the raid, U.S. intelligence analysts told Aviation Week.

However, there was “no U.S. active engagement other than consulting on potential target vulnerabilities,” a U.S. electronic warfare specialist says.

Israel has been making sure to stay on the cutting edge of defense. Considering she is surrounded by enemy nations, that makes a whole heck of a lot of sense.

These observations provide evidence that a sophisticated network attack and electronic hacking capability is an operational part of the Israeli Defense Force’s arsenal of digital weapons.

Despite being hobbled by the restrictions of secrecy and diplomacy, Israeli military and government officials also confirm that network invasion, information warfare and electronic attack are part of Israel’s defense capabilities.

These tools have been embraced operationally by key military units, but their development, use and the techniques employed are still a mystery even to other defense and government organizations. It remains “a shadowy world,” an Israeli Air Force general confirms.

Read the whole article.

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Happy Thanksgiving

I have a lot to be thankful for this year. I have a great job, I’m on my way to financial security, my family is all healthy, I have great friends, Tig and Gracie are happy and healthy (albeit always a bit neurotic), I’m working my way through the DVD of Heroes that Lynn gave me, the weather here in Richmond is in the 70s, my house is still pretty darned clean from the bat mitzvah, and, well, life is good.

This time last year, Gracie was three pounds underweight and recovering slowly from IBD, barely able to walk up the stairs without making me cringe at her skinniness and hesitation. She just zipped past me through the open patio door, because the wind kicked up and blew leaves around and frightened her. Tig’s outside sitting in the sun, ruler of all he surveys.

By this time next year, I should be in my own home. And who knows what else the next year will bring?

It’s been a long, hard slog since I started this weblog in the spring of 2001. But things are going very, very well now. I’ve been giving thanks privately for a while. Time for some public thanks.

What have you got to be thankful for?

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Adult entertainment

The original episodes of Sesame Street have been issued on DVD. But our children better not watch them. It wouldn’t be right.

Just don’t bring the children. According to an earnest warning on Volumes 1 and 2, “Sesame Street: Old School” is adults-only: “These early ‘Sesame Street’ episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today’s preschool child.”

Virgina Heffernan explains in Sweeping the Clouds away:

Live-action cows also charge the 1969 screen — cows eating common grass, not grain improved with hormones. Cows are milked by plain old farmers, who use their unsanitary hands and fill one bucket at a time. Elsewhere, two brothers risk concussion while whaling on each other with allergenic feather pillows. Overweight layabouts, lacking touch-screen iPods and headphones, jockey for airtime with their deafening transistor radios. And one of those radios plays a late-’60s news report — something about a “senior American official” and “two billion in credit over the next five years” — that conjures a bleak economic climate, with war debt and stagflation in the offing.The old “Sesame Street” is not for the faint of heart, and certainly not for softies born since 1998, when the chipper “Elmo’s World” started. Anyone who considers bull markets normal, extracurricular activities sacrosanct and New York a tidy, governable place — well, the original “Sesame Street” might hurt your feelings.

What?

Well for one thing, there was Cookie Monster doing his Allistair Cooke impersontation:

I asked Carol-Lynn Parente, the executive producer of “Sesame Street,” how exactly the first episodes were unsuitable for toddlers in 2007. She told me about Alistair Cookie and the parody “Monsterpiece Theater.” Alistair Cookie, played by Cookie Monster, used to appear with a pipe, which he later gobbled. According to Parente, “That modeled the wrong behavior” — smoking, eating pipes — “so we reshot those scenes without the pipe, and then we dropped the parody altogether.”

Cookie Monster? wrong behavior?

As for Cookie Monster, he can be seen in the old-school episodes in his former inglorious incarnation: a blue, googly-eyed cookievore with a signature gobble (“om nom nom nom”). Originally designed by Jim Henson for use in commercials for General Foods International and Frito-Lay, Cookie Monster was never a righteous figure. His controversial conversion to a more diverse diet wouldn’t come until 2005, and in the early seasons he comes across a Child’s First Addict.

No we wouldn’t want our children to follow his example.

Unfortunately one of the examples does strike as a reason to be careful.

Back then — as on the very first episode, which aired on PBS Nov. 10, 1969 — a pretty, lonely girl like Sally might find herself befriended by an older male stranger who held her hand and took her home. Granted, Gordon just wanted Sally to meet his wife and have some milk and cookies, but . . . well, he could have wanted anything. As it was, he fed her milk and cookies. The milk looks dangerously whole.

Some of the reasons why Sesame Street isn’t fit for children sound like warmed over political correctness. The last one mentioned here, though, reflects the our society’s loss of innocence. At the same time that our society has become overprotective of children in silly ways, in other ways new hazards have appeared that we must protect them from.

UPDATE: Ed Driscoll adds:

Forty years from now, when the current season of Sesame Street is being assembled for release on whatever the successor format to the successor format of DVD is, how much of it will have to be reshot to comply with how much further the nanny state is sure to have expanded further?

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Surprised George and The Bomb

Monbiot

Snoopy wrote thisThis picture summarizes for me the image of George Monbiot: in essence – a surprised imbecile. The picture, by the way, comes from a BBC article, so it could not be labeled an Elders’ Photoshop job.

His new article in CiF carries a headline that matches this picture just beautifully:

Give the man a candy, please. His ability to be surprised is rivaled only by his ability to construct logical chains of unmatched nincompoopery.

For starters, look no further than the beginning of that piece:

I believe that Bush and Brown – who maintain their nuclear arsenals in defiance of the non-proliferation treaty…

Could somebody explain to George what exactly the non-proliferation treaty is about? Well, one can try, no doubt…

But that was neither here nor there – just an appetizer. Now let’s see that chain of logic I have promised. Here George comes out with a statement:

But Israel under Olmert is also a dangerous and unpredictable state involved in acts of terror abroad.

Fine, ain’t it? Now let’s see how elegantly he proves it in a few easy steps:

Two months ago it bombed a site in Syria (whose function is fiercely disputed).

Syria, indeed, disputes everything fiercely – from the mere act of bombing to the function of the site. Nobody else, save Baby Assad diminutive NK buddy, seems to dispute much.

Last year, it launched a war of aggression against Lebanon.

Indeed? From “disproportional response” to “war of aggression”? Cool. He probably read some Hezbollah site the other day and forgot to reset his memory module at the time of writing this.

It remains in occupation of Palestinian lands.

Is it a sign of being unpredictable? Hmm… have to check my dictionary on this.

In February 2001, according to the BBC, it used chemical weapons in Gaza: 180 people were admitted to hospital with severe convulsions.

According to BBC… rather, according to late Yasser, he of the double tongue and the lovely imagination. Why not mention the depleted uranium, the bird flu, the genetically trained virus – all these reported by Yasser and his loyal (oh well…) spouse Suha? Duh…

In short – our dear surprised George easily leaves any village idiot standing. When he puts his mind to it, that is…

Cross-posted on SimplyJews.

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The chocolate course

Last year, due to Gracie’s illness and having to either board her or pay someone to come by twice a day to give her her pills, I stayed in Richmond for Thanksgiving instead of spending it in NJ with my family. As soon as I said I was staying, Sarah invited me to the G. house’s Thanksgiving dinner. I asked what I could contribute to the dinner. She wouldn’t let me contribute a thing. She’s a great cook, so I wasn’t about to argue. Especially when the word “tzimmes” was mentioned, a dish I’d always wanted to try to make myself. Instead, I went to a chocolatier in Richmond called For the Love of Chocolate. They have an astonishing selection of chocolate and candy from all over the world. I picked up some candy for the kids, plain chocolates for those of us who like plain chocolates (present!), various percentages of cacao to see just how dark we could go (much past the low 70s and it’s too bitter for Sarah and me, but not Larry), and a little of the sugary stuff for me (I have a major sweet tooth that is my caloric downfall). And that was when I wasn’t nearly as flush financially as I am today.

The result of all those chocolates became what we started calling “the chocolate course.” It came after the main course and the dessert course.

You should see the bag o’ chocolates in my pantry this year. That isn’t even including the Mallomars I picked up at Costco last week.

I bought enough for a gathering about two or three times our size, I think.

The chocolate course is going to take several meals to consume. Oh, well. The truffles will stay at the G. house. But the sponge comes home with me.

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A Thanksgiving story

From the creator of “The Internet is a Series of Tubes” PowerPoint comes:

A Thanksgiving Story.

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Israel turns the tables on the ICC

Israel is now using the ICC in ways, I’m sure, the UN never thought possible. Israeli organizations are bringing suit against Hamas for murdering Israeli citizens.

ZAKA, a volunteer organization committed to the recovery and identification of human remains, in coordination with the municipality of the rocket-battered city of Sderot, may be on to a new method for combating Hamas: The International Criminal Court (ICC) in The Hague.

In a lawsuit against Hamas politburo chief Khaled Mashaal, ZAKA’s directors Yehuda Meshi-Zahav and Dudi Zilbershlag and Sderot Mayor Eli Moyal argue that Mashaal is responsible for numerous murders and crimes against humanity and war crimes.

In the suit Mashaal is blamed for the killing of 176 civilians and the wounding of hundreds in Hamas-sponsored terror attacks and suicide bombings that took place since 2002. Attacks on military targets were not included in the lawsuit.

While I doubt the ICC will agree to any kind of sanctions against even a murderous terrorist group like Hamas, what with their being a Palestinian entity and the UN being utterly unable to acknowledge the Israeli right to live without fear of terrorism, at least it’s a poke in the eye to the UN and its Arab/Muslim controlling bloc.

At the very least, we will be able to watch Hamas and its supporters twist themselves into knots trying to explain how it’s okay to murder civilians riding on buses.

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I’m back

I’m back from recovering from the cold/fever thingie, as well as from my business trip to northern VA and Washington. I got to experience the layers of bureaucracy up-close and personal, and was not in the least bit surprised that the government wants to make my job literally three times as much work as it is now. However, we’re working on automating it instead.

So I am mostly recovered. I also had a terrific three-month performance review, the best I’ve had since I worked for Lucent. Probably not coincidentally, that job was a web job as well. It seems that I am happiest, and do my best, in electronic publishing on that Intertube thing.

This job’s a keeper.

I’ll be back to my regular posting in time to entertain you all while you surf the internet until you’re dismissed early tomorrow for the Thanksgiving holiday. I did a bunch of work tonight so I won’t have to do it all tomorrow. Plus, I owed some work from last night. We are all caught up and then some.

I will be able to make a trip to For the Love of Chocolate to pick up some goodies for Sarah and family, whom I am joining for Thanksgiving. A short trip, only twenty minutes. It will be a wonderful day, I’m sure.

And I get to sleep in on Sunday. No school. A nice break.

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Votes in the Middle East

Voters are headed to the polls in Jordan.

Tuesday’s elections for the 110 seats in the lower house are marked by rising expressions of cynicism from among the country’s 2.4 million voters, and from political analysts. Eighteen years after Jordan’s ruling family lifted martial law and restored parliament, King Abdullah II faces growing charges that the parliament in this Middle East monarchy is only superficially democratic.

Oh really. You think that might have something to do with the fact that the country is ruled by a monarch who came to the throne on the strength of hereditary?

Parliament has the power to introduce legislation. In practice, the government drafts most laws, and parliament only rarely intervenes to frustrate government plans. Abdullah appoints all 55 members of parliament’s upper house.

So the vote, then, is to elect a lower house that serves as a rubber stamp.
In Lebanon where the Parliament is set to choose a president, exercising the franchise could be hazardous to your health.

Lebanon does have a government of the people but the election of president hasn’t been easy. More than 40 members of Lebanon’s parliament have spent the past month in the gilded luxury of a five-star hotel in Beirut, trying to avoid assassination so they can elect the country’s next president.Access to their wing of the Intercontinental Phoenicia is sharply restricted, police keep watch from nearby rooftops, and the politicians are told to stay away from the hotel’s windows lest they draw a sniper’s bullet. The plush upholstery and buttery pastries do little to soothe the isolated legislators.

“I would rather, a million times over, enjoy the comfort of my house and family than be locked in a jail-like hotel,” said Wael Abou Faour, a newly married member of parliament who is anticipating the birth of his first child, a daughter, due in February.

Abou Faour and others want to escape the fate of Antoine Ghanem, a member of parliament killed in a car bombing Sept. 19, a day after returning to Lebanon from refuge abroad. He was the fourth member of the present parliament to be assassinated since the killing of former prime minister Rafiq al-Hariri in 2005. All five politicians opposed what they saw as Syrian interference in Lebanese affairs, as have the targets of other recent acts of political violence.

For all the international uproar over Israel’s defensive “occupation” of southern Lebanon, there’s relatively little outrage over Syria’s continued domination of Lebanon, even after its occupation, officially ended a few years ago.

I guess it is interesting because in some ways, the Palestinians have more open elections than either Jordan or Lebanon. No doubt that’s because of the close contact with Israel. What democracy hasn’t done for the Palestinians is moderate their politics. No doubt part of it is the education system. The other part of it is the international encouragement of the Palestinian grievance. As long as the Palestinian grievance against (and hatred of) Israel is (are) encouraged to continue, the politics of Palestine will continue to be the politics of hatred.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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