Bat-you-know-what crazy

I told you they’re batshit crazy.

Iran’s president said on Sunday the country’s enemies had hatched a range of plots to push the Islamic Republic to give up its disputed nuclear programme, including driving up the price of tomatoes and other food.

But Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said such tactics would not work, Iran’s ISNA news agency quoted him as saying.

[…] “In order to harm us, they (enemies) make plots, for instance they come and push tomato prices up in the market. They think we will give up our ideals with their plots,” Ahmadinejad said in a speech in which he said Iran would not reverse its atomic plans.

But fear not! Help is on the way.

“Of course, God willing, the problem of meat, chicken and tomatoes will be solved. One should be aware that our revolution is like a bulldozer … the enemies think by throwing a few small stones and sand they can stop this bulldozer,” Ahmadinejad said.

Next thing you know he’s going to steal our own campaign slogans. A chicken in every pot!

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7 Responses to Bat-you-know-what crazy

  1. Paul says:

    Next it will be the price of cucumbers. This man is a loon Meryl !!

  2. Cynic says:

    They always have to blame someone far removed from themselves for the mess they make.

  3. Eric J says:

    I’m insulted! If there’s one thing we Zionist Thugs know, it’s bulldozers.

  4. Actually, it’s a “crazy like a fox” thing. He’s blaming Iran’s economic woes on the U.S. and Israel. Now, where have we seen a political leader blame the Jews for its country’s economic problems before? Hm. Think, think, think….

  5. Lil Mamzer says:

    Now, where have we seen a political leader blame the Jews for its country’s economic problems before? Hm. Think, think, think….

    Ariel Sharon?

    Oops, I must have been reading too many liberal blogs, you know, that Zionazi thing…..

  6. Ed Hausman says:

    A chicken in every plot!
    A chicken in every plot!

  7. Michael Lonie says:

    Reminds me of Stalin’s accusing “wreckers” serving Britain and other capitalist countries of sabotaging the Soviet economy during the First Five-Year Plan. The results included the Commies murdering almost all the competent engineers and managers in the country. I wonder if Gorilla Boy is going to go after the “Zionist spies” who he thinks are carrying out these imaginary plots.

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