Meryl 3, Tig, uh, 20

I have a new routine. When Tig wants to go out in the morning, I grab him, smear a dab of Laxatone on his paw, and let him out. He struggled the first day. He struggled the second day. Today, he held back and refused to go out until I opened the sliding door wide enough to make him think he was going out, but not wide enough for him to fit. And got the Laxatone on the paw.

Thing is, he’s still leaving me disgusting presents. Not yet today, but that doesn’t mean I won’t come home to it.

Think I should just have him shaved bald for the winter?

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2 Responses to Meryl 3, Tig, uh, 20

  1. If you shave Tig, no pictures. No cat should face such humiliation.

    I regret posting Edloe’s shaved tail and butt photos.

  2. ilyka says:

    You’re gonna shave a fearsome, angry cat bald? How’s your medical insurance?

    If you do this, you better post video. And have a good first-aid kit handy.

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