The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Middle East
UN mapping Shebaa Farms: Toldja so
Yes, I called it in my last post: The UN is working on ways to screw Israel. UNITED NATIONS, Oct 30 (Reuters) – U.N. cartographers are working at “full speed” to define where the disputed Shebaa Farms between Syria and … Continue reading
Good Israel news? Not sexy.
The AP sent out an article that describes a good dividend of the Hezbullah war, and it will probably not be running in your local paper. On Israeli border, a surprising optimism METULLA, Israel — For years, whenever Asher Greenberg … Continue reading
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Fatah preparing showdown with Hamas
That’s according to a JP headline. From the past experience, it’s more likely that Fatah is preparing a show of a showdown. With lots of enthusiastic “militants” (using PC lingo) in a variety of fancy uniforms running around horribly beweaponed, … Continue reading
Unbiased kidnappers
AP (via Guardian) brings up a list of journalists kidnapped in Gaza during the last 2 years. – Oct. 24, 2006: Morenatti is abducted in Gaza City and held for 15 hours. – Aug. 14, 2006: Steve Centanni and Olaf … Continue reading
A new chapter in stand-up comedy
Mahmoud the Mad, the most popular Middle-Eastern stand-up comedian is not content with being recognized as such. He is striving for recognition in new markets, in this case the European ones. Toward this goal, Mahmoud is developing several new techniques, … Continue reading
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palestinian civil war watch: Haniyeh’s not dead yet
There was an optimistic article in Ynet recently: Fatah, Hamas agree to end violence Palestinians hopeful that agreement reached between factions through Egyptian mediation on cessation of hostilities will hold Nope, it didn’t. Haniyeh escapes convoy attack Palestinian security officials: … Continue reading
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Red on Red
Fateh nearly saved the IDF the cost of a missile Unidentified gunmen opened fire on security vehicles escorting Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh’s convoy through Gaza on Friday, but the Hamas leader was unhurt, officials from the Islamist movement said. … Continue reading
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Meryl to Ahmadinejad: You’ll disappear before Israel does
Gorilla Boy is making bad predictions again. CBS/AP) Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Friday that Israel no longer had any reason to exist and would soon disappear. “This regime, thanks to God, has lost the reason for its existence,” Ahmadinejad … Continue reading
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Marvel at the AP spin
You simply have to just shake your head and wonder how these editors sleep at night. Look at the latest AP story about Human Rights Watch calling out Hezbullah for using cluster bombs in civilian areas, and contrast it to … Continue reading
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Khamenei brandishes a Kalashnikov
Or, in its full form: Khamenei Brandishes a Kalashnikov at US and Israel This is a headline of another Debka opus, classified as “DEBKAfile Exclusive Analysis“. The powerful spectacle of Iran’s be-turbaned supreme ruler Ayatollah Ali Khamenei clutching an automatic … Continue reading
Ambition shines bright in Iran. Up to a point.
Robert Tait of The Observer sometimes produces interesting articles about Iran and its frequently ugly reality of religious and political oppression. This time, however, he has chosen a light and playful approach. Two different persons, both looking for success in … Continue reading
The Wall of Death
It has to be a good thing when the enemy names an object of yours “The Wall of Death.” Security forces on Tuesday night killed a terrorist who tried to infiltrate Israel from the northern Gaza Strip with an explosive … Continue reading
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The Mad Mullah speaks
Say, have you read all of those analyses that say that Ahmadinejad is not really speaking from power, and that he only does what the Mad Mullahs tell him to do? That Ayatollah Khameini is the real power in Iran? … Continue reading
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Lahoud joins the nut squad
The Syrian sock-puppet with a girl’s first name is showing his true colors, and they are, well, crazy as a bedbug. In an interview to Kuwaiti daily Al-Anbaa Lahoud said: “There is no doubt that the primary targets of the … Continue reading
Posted in Israel Derangement Syndrome, Lebanon 3 Comments
New player, same results
Gee, didn’t this look interesting? Qatar to push mediation talks in Mideast CAIRO, Egypt — Qatar’s foreign minister headed to Gaza on Monday to talk with Hamas as part of a new and aggressive role for the tiny Gulf nation: … Continue reading
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