The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Juvenile Scorn
Obamaspeak in Bizarro World
On what planet did this system work other than Bizarro World, the DC Comics-Superman world where everything is the reverse of what it’s supposed to be: Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Sunday that the thwarting of the attempt to … Continue reading
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The Turkey-Syria lovefest (and Israel hatefest)
You have to read between the lines to really appreciate what the Turkish Prime Minister is saying at this press conference. The Bashar Assad stuff, well, it’s standard Bashar bullshit. The man responsible for the iron-fisted control over Lebanon, the … Continue reading
Snarky even in my dreams
You know, even in my nightmares, it seems, I can’t put away the snark. Last night, I was dreaming that I and several other people inadvertently witnessed a Mob hit. The gunman saw me, and started after me. So of … Continue reading
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Prince Saud’s fraud
As his tenure as Saudi’s foreign minister winds down, Saudi Prince Saud al Faisal admits regrets, he’s had a few. The New York Times starts off with some fun irrelevance: The year that Prince Saud al-Faisal was appointed foreign minister … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Israel, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Juvenile Scorn
Tagged Prince Saud al-Faisal
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Roger Cohen: about hinges and lack thereof
I have no doubt that all of you followed with bated breath the Iranian odyssey of the NYT grand vizier Roger Cohen. Well, if you didn’t, here is a reminder. So enamored was our jolly Roger with the regime, that … Continue reading
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The vast American anti-Muslim backlash
You know, I really don’t care about the news today. I’m going to be busy going out and looking for some Muslims to backlash. US Homeland Security officials are working with groups around United States to head off any possible … Continue reading
Posted in Juvenile Scorn, Religion, Terrorism
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Republican extremist alert!
Holy cow, check this out. The National Director of Public Relations for the Purple Heart Association is John Bircher! Quick! Someone email Olbermann!
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Anti-Semitic religious Catholic hypocrite an out-of-wedlock dad
Mel Gibson, the Catholic so religious that he belongs to a sect that refuses to acknowledge Vatican II, had a daughter out of wedlock with his current girlfriend. (His wife of 30 years is divorcing him, another Catholic no-no.) This, … Continue reading
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Compare and contrast
This is why Israel has more Nobel prize winners than the entire Arab world combined. Lebanese chefs prepared a massive plate of hummus weighing over two tons Saturday that broke a world record organizers said was previously held by Israel … Continue reading
Shimon Peres to schoolkids: Beware of Mad Mahmoud!
This is hilarious, and absolutely true: President Shimon Peres told schoolchildren in the north that “the prime minister will be demonstratively absent from a meeting with one of the most evil and horrible people of modern history, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who … Continue reading
Bostrom for a Pulitzer
Apparently the reason that the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet decided to publish its false story about the IDF stealing the organs of Palestinians is because the paper’s editor wanted to verify the authenticity of the story. In the United States the … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Israel Derangement Syndrome, Juvenile Scorn
Tagged Donald Bostrom
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Mary Robinson: Building settlements will lead to one-state solution
Mary Robinson, who has just been honored by the U.S. President (whom only four percent of Israelis think is pro-Israel) with America’s highest honor, is in Israel doing a little fear-mongering. She’s warning Israel that if settlement building isn’t frozen, … Continue reading
Zionists preparing to steal more organs
Uh-oh, world, watch out. Religious Jews, some of whom are generally reluctant to donate organs, have defined halacha (religious law) for organ donation. Now Jews will have a legal religious reason to steal organs from non-Jews. Palestinians, beware of waking … Continue reading
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PETA steps into it again: attacking McDonald’s or our kids?
(Never dreamed I will be defending McDonald’s, even in a roundabout way…) I am tired of repeating myself, but there is no alternative: When you think that cheap and revolting propaganda cannot get any cheaper and more revolting, here come … Continue reading
A conversation on unspeakable things
A phone conversation a few minutes ago: Meryl: I just saw the most bizarre news report I’ve ever seen. Sarah: Yes? Meryl: I’m watching Fox News, and they have a segment on a guy who’s been arrested for a bizarre … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Juvenile Scorn, Television
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