The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Category Archives: Israel
Condi goes LLL
Condi Rice has learned LLLeftyspeak: “The Palestinian people deserve a better life, a life that is rooted in liberty, democracy, uncompromised by violence and terrorism, unburdened by corruption and misrule and forever free of the daily humiliation of occupation,” she … Continue reading
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The priorities of the United Nations
So let’s see if we can track the UN’s thinking for now. U.N. Disagrees on Sanctions Against Iran VIENNA, Austria Oct 11, 2006 (AP)— The five permanent members of the U.N. Security Council agreed Wednesday to start working on U.N. … Continue reading
Spin, spin, spin
The AP has recognized that Hamas won’t recognize Israel, but has yet to recognize that it is the key to the failure of the unity government. (Okay, the AP is actually pretending that Hamas may someday, possibly, could, in a … Continue reading
Lahoud joins the nut squad
The Syrian sock-puppet with a girl’s first name is showing his true colors, and they are, well, crazy as a bedbug. In an interview to Kuwaiti daily Al-Anbaa Lahoud said: “There is no doubt that the primary targets of the … Continue reading
Posted in Israel Derangement Syndrome, Lebanon 3 Comments
Israel to Baby Assad: Eff you
So the other day, Baby Assad pretended that he wants peace with Israel, but called Israel too “weak” to be able to negotiate a peace agreement. Olmert’s government responded with a verbal one-finger salute. JERUSALEM (Reuters) – Israel said on … Continue reading
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Briefly
The charade continues: Mahmoud Abbas, whose organization, you may recall, did not go into all-out civil war with Hamas, and who told palestinian TV just the other day that it is not necessary for Hamas to recognize Israel, is fooling … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, palestinian politics 2 Comments
Open letter to Howard Rieger
To: Mr. Howard Rieger President and Chief Executive Officer of UJC info@ujc.org From: SnoopyTheGoon and affiliate blog partners, family members and friends Subject: Distribution of emergency help money. Dear Mr. Rieger, I am writing this letter after reading an article … Continue reading
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Carnival of the Cats #133
Tinker and Harley teamed up to host the Carnival of the Cats this week, and sure enough, they’ve presented an excellent roundup for episode #133 this week. Oh, and the catmodel of the week is… Rafe can be found with … Continue reading
Hiccups according to Carter
I have barely had time to finish that piece on Ig Nobel prize on a miraculous cure for hiccups, when my roving eye fell on the article by AP, uncritically copied by Haaretz. Very relevant to the hiccups issue, in … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Politics, Satire 7 Comments
Haniyeh to world: We will never recognize Israel
So, all those pundits who kept on predicting the moderation of Hamas after winning the PA elections—do you think they’re going to stop lying to themselves? JERUSALEM, Oct. 6 — Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniya told a huge, cheering crowd … Continue reading
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Brief snarks
It’s AP, and hence the cluelessness: Palestinian sources said an explosion collapsed a tunnel under the Gaza-Egypt border early Friday, trapping five militants inside and killing at least two. The Al Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades, a violent offshoot of the Fatah … Continue reading
Posted in AP Media Bias, Israel 1 Comment
An army of terrorists
Say, remember back when Arafat was first given control of Gaza and the West Bank, and we sent the CIA in to train his people in the use of the weapons we gave them? And do you remember what they … Continue reading
And the Nobel Prize goes to—another Jew
Not only did Americans sweep the Nobel science prizes, but one of the prizes went to a Jew who is deeply devoted to Israel, teaches in Israel part of the year, and has an Israeli wife. Yes, it’s another in-your-face … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Religion 10 Comments
Russia’s proxy war against Israel
Say, remember those two kidnapped soldiers? You know, the ones Hezbullah took after murdering three of their compatriots? The Russians say they’re just fine and dandy, physically. Gee, thanks, Russia. Because it’s not like you weren’t helping the effing Syrians … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, World 5 Comments
The palestinians are revolting; world yawns
Another Hamasnik is dead, and cellular service in Gaza was shut down. I expect to hear the cries from outraged human rights workers about this assault on the civilian population of Gaza. Oh, no, wait. Not really. This is red-on-red … Continue reading