When Hamas talks…

So Hamas says it’s willing to talk to Tony Blair. Ehud Olmert says that if he talks to Hamas, he can talk to Olmert’s hand. Hamas also claims to have stopped an attack on IDF forces. (Yeah, and I have this bridge in Brooklyn, been in my family for years, and you can have it dirt cheap, really!) I believe the word used was “unacceptable.” Or, the more diplomatic version:

If Blair was to ever contemplate meeting with officials from Hamas, Prime Minister Olmert’s spokeswoman said on Sunday: “We would state very clearly that there can be no compromise with Hamas.”

Now Hamas says they’re willing to talk to Jimmy Carter. The quesiton is: Is there no organization so evil that Jimmy Carter won’t work with it, and no human being on earth that he won’t talk to (except for Alan Dershowitz)? Oh, c’mon. We all know the answer to that. Carter will be glad to talk to Hamas. He’s already called them the democratically-elected government of the Palestinians.

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Site news: Testing the envelope

Well, hell, since my Bluehost server notice says there are no known issues, I’m going to make my server choke and gasp while walking on a level path for a period of about ten feet, since that seems to be its energy level right now.

If you subscribe to my RSS feed, you should have gotten all the posts I wrote as of Sunday afternoon, which means no files were lost during the server outage. I could give you a detailed breakdown of what happened, but then I’d have to go over to the Bluehost forums and, well, read about what actually happened. I have always chosen to keep an eye out on the page that notifies me how my server box is doing when there’s a particularly heavy load. As my site is usually up within minutes of noticing any downtime, I haven’t bothered with the forums.

I have to say I’m disappointed that my site was down for some 30 hours. I was extremely busy late this afternoon and checked it again around six and pretty much went ballistic that it was still down, and was trying to get in touch with my hosting service to let them know that my patience was gone. However, by the time I put down the phone to the help center because I kept getting a busy signal, I saw signs of life, and then got my posts in my RSS feed (so I can tell when it’s broken, that’s why, and now I realize also that I can restore posts if I keep the RSS feeds until each backup, so you can count on my begging for RSS feed posts at some point in the future from my readers, because, well, stuff happens, and damn, this parenthetical statement is long), and so, the beast was caged. Lucky for them, because I could feel my inner Hulk coming to the surface.

Still, I’ve been happier with Bluehost than with my previous service. Just wasn’t very happy the past 29 hours.

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Yes, the site was down for the last 30 hours

No, I have no more news at this time. The server is still extremely slow.

Trying to back up files in case the server blows up again.

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Yes, the site was down for the last 30 hours

No, I have no more news at this time. The server is still extremely slow.

Trying to back up files in case the server blows up again.

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Reuters enters the realm of self-parody

You simply can’t make this stuff up.

GAZA (Reuters) – Israel killed four Palestinian gunmen in the Gaza Strip on Sunday, two in a ground assault and two in an air strike against militants launching rockets at the Jewish state, Palestinian witnesses and medics said.

The violence was the worst in coastal Gaza in 10 days, and came a day before Tony Blair makes his first visit to the region as envoy to the Quartet of Middle East power brokers.

Ohmigod! The violence was the worst in ten days! Wow, mark that down on your calendar! And it happened the day before Tony Blair is to visit the region! Surely that must mean something huge.

Really, can Reuters reports get any more stupid? Do they have to add meaningless context phrases to make the news seem bigger or more important or whatever else they’re trying to achieve?

Or perhaps the author is trying to get a job writing for the Colbert Report.

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Israeli Double Standard Time, again

Imagine, if you will, that the Israeli border police fired on Sudanese refugees sneaking across the border from Egypt. Now imagine what would happen if they killed a woman and critically injured four others, including women and children. Now imagine the number of headlines screaming about it in the world media.

That is exactly what happened yesterday, only it wasn’t Israelis that killed a Sudanese woman trying to sneak into Israel. It was the Egyptian border police.

Egyptian police shot and killed a Sudanese woman and seriously wounded four others Sunday on the Sinai Peninsula as they tried to sneak into Israel, a local police officer said.

Many refugees trying to enter Israel from Egypt have been arrested, and some wounded, by police, but Haja Abbas Haroun’s death was the first of its kind.

Note how the AP does not quote exact numbers, which it does in every article describing dead Palestinians (or Iraqi civilians or American soldiers in Iraq, for that matter). A general “many … have been arrested” and “some wounded” suffices. Here’s where you get numbers, in the very last paragraph of the article:

Many Sudanese find life difficult in Egypt, a country that struggles to provide jobs and social services for a growing refugee population. Egyptian riot police violently cleared a refugee encampment in central Cairo in 2005, killing nearly 30 people.

Go search on articles about Israel’s care of Sudanese refugees from the last few weeks, and you will see a markedly higher number of articles. There was a spate of articles all over after Israel said it would return to Egypt any Sudanese refugees that got into Israel. Funny how the treatment of Sudanese refugees in Egypt merits almost no world notice—until those refugees flee to Israel, where they know they will find better treatment.

It’s also a mystery to me as to why the UN doesn’t work with Israel to take care of the Darfur refugees. Oh, wait. They’re already taking care of the refugees in Egypt, and they’re doing such a great job, the refugees are fleeing to Israel instead.

I’m conflicted about this issue. On the one hand, the refugees need to be taken care of, and as Jews, it is our responsibility to take care of those in need. But Israel has more than enough on her plate these days, and she has her own problems with poverty and joblessness. Where will Israel find the funds and human resources to take care of an influx of Sudanese refugees?

This is clearly a case of the UN not doing its job, and the world having a separate standard for Israel and for the rest of the world. There will be no uproar from the UN, and very little from human rights organizations, over this incident. Haja Abbas Haroun will be buried and forgotten—because Israelis didn’t kill her. So there’s no need for outrage.

Israeli Double Standard Time: It’s in effect every day of the week that ends in “y.”

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J.K. Rowling reads from The Deathly Hallows

For Harry Potter fans, here’s a video of the author reading the first chapter of The Deathly Hallows. She’s a good reader. Authors used to read their books as a matter of course in the days when authors went on tour like rock stars. That pretty much ended in the early twentieth century. Shame.

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The upcoming Mideast war

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad took a trip to Syria and met up with the local bad boys, promising death and destruction for Israel in America in, of course, vaguely-worded terms that the Juan Coles of the world will use to say he doesn’t really mean he wants to destroy Israel.

At a joint press conference with Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said that “Syria and Iran are aspiring for this summer to be hot by virtue of the victories that will be attained by the peoples of the region… and the enemies of the peoples of the region are on their way to perdition and defeat.”

You see? It doesn’t mean that Hezbollah is going to launch attacks on Israel, or that Hamas is going to launch attacks on Israel, or that Iranian soldiers will be in Lebanon and Gaza launching attacks on Israel, and in Iraq launching attacks on America. It just means that the summer is going to be a hot one. Literally. Get it?

And Iran is denying that it’s going to give Syria a secret $1 billion arms deal.

Iran will lay out $1 billion to procure for Syria advanced weapons and assist it in nuclear research and the development of chemical weapons, according to a report published yesterday in the London-based daily Al-Shark al-Awsat.

The reports says the strategic cooperation agreement between Damascus and Tehran was signed during the visit late last week by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to Syria. The report describes the cooperation between the countries as including military, economic, scientific and technical aspects.

Because what possible reason could there be for Iran to help Syria arm itself into a country that could threaten, oh, Israel and Iraq?

The military cooperation includes Iranian funding for the procurement from Russia of MiG-31 fighter planes, Sukhoi-24 attack aircraft, helicopters and T-72 tanks. Iran will also provide Syria with technical assistance in nuclear research and the development of chemical weapons.

Relations between the two countries have become increasingly close since the coming of Bashar Assad to power in 2000.

According to reports, Iranian pilgrims visit holy sites in Syria and are renovating them, while Iranian investors have made inroads in the Syrian economy. The newspaper states that the ties between the two countries are extensive and constitute a major upgrade in their relations.

There’s nothing to fear. You see? It’s all just religion.

In addition to the procurement of arms for Syria, Iran has promised to build a factory for the manufacture of medium-range missiles in Syria, and buy more arms on its behalf from Belarus and North Korea. Iran will also supply Syria with armored vehicles and tanks made by its local military industries, as well as missiles for the Syrian navy. Syrian naval and air force officers have also been invited to participate in training in Iran.

The report in Saudi-owned Al-Shark al-Awsat was written by Ali Reza Nourizadeh, a well-known Iranian opposition figure who recently wrote extensively on the defection to the West of a senior Iranian General, Ali Askari.

That was the report. Now here’s the denial. (And please note how the AP practically issues Iran’s press release for them.)

Iran’s foreign ministry spokesman on Sunday dismissed as a “media game” recent reports of a secret arms deal with Syria allegedly made in return for an agreement that Damascus would not hold peace talks with Israel.

Mohammad Ali Hosseini refused to provide confirmation of the deal and questioned how the media would know about it if it was confidential.

“This is a media game,” said Hosseini during his weekly news briefing. “It is not confirmed.”

The Arabic newspaper Asharq al-Awsat reported Saturday that Iran would provide $1 billion to Syria for advanced weapons procurement and would assist the country with nuclear research and the development of chemical weapons, with the understanding that Damascus would not negotiate peace with Israel.

Let us note that paragraph four contains the information on the deal, and that most “World News” sections of your local paper carry only the first three paragraphs of the AP story, and rarely more than five.

The most interesting analysis on the arms deal comes from Ha’aretz:

The report of Iranian opposition figure Dr. Ali Reza Nourizadeh in the London-based daily Asharq Al-Awsat regarding the arms deal between Iran and Syria should be read with great caution.

First, the figures: in order to procure the weapons and equipment mentioned in the report, especially the MiG-31E fighters and the 400 T-72 tanks, Syria needs four or five times the sum that it is allegedly receiving from Iran. Syria still owes Russia $3.6 billion (even after Russia wiped out 70 percent of Syria’s debt for 2005). So, where will Syria find $4 billion to fund the rest of the deal? There is no answer to this conundrum.

Is this even a new deal, or one which the Russian daily Kommersant reported in June? According to that report, Syria began delivery of MiG-31 fighters — an upgraded version of a fighter whose production stopped in 1994, and the deliveries are being made with aircraft from Russian air force stock. The Kommersant report said that a deal including MiG-31 and MiG-29M fighters was worth $1 billion, and claimed that the real end-user was Iran, with Damascus serving as a “straw company” that will only keep a portion of the aircraft.

Here’s the part that really makes you go “Hmmm”:

The defense agreement between Syria and Iran allows Tehran to keep its aircraft in Iran, with Syrian emblems and registry, but at Iran’s disposal. If this is the same deal reported in June, it is best to examine whether Russia, more than Iran, is the bad guy in the story, since such a deal means that Moscow is violating the United Nations sanctions against Iran.

That actually makes a lot of sense. The deal could very well be a way for Iran to get around international sanctions. But even so, it is in Iran’s best interests to prop up the Syrian government—so even if this analysis is right, Syria probably still gets a boost to its army as part of the price of the cover story.

There is also a report that Ahmadinejad paid Hamas millions of dollars to keep Gilad Shalit at least through the summer. Hamas, of course, denies this.

Abu Obeida, the group’s armed wing’s spokesman, denied reports that Iran had paid millions of dollars to Hamas leader in Syria Khaled Mashaal to hinder the release.

It’s Israel’s fault that the kidnapped soldier isn’t being released, you see.

A Hamas spokesman in Gaza said that the claims were baseless and that it was Israel who was the cause of a setback in talks for a prisoner exchange. If Israel would accept the deal’s conditions, Hamas would be ready to find a solution today, said the spokesman.

Taken all together, the news is not good. Iran continues in its path to control the Middle East, and the world continues in its path to cover its eyes and ears and say “I can’t hear you, la la la, what did you say?”

There was also a recent report that Iran would launch missiles at Israel if the U.S. or Israel attacks its nuclear plants. Hey, it worked for Iraq, which launched missiles at Israel with utter impunity. This time, I suspect, there would be retaliatory missiles from Israel. No way that ends well. In fact, the only way this whole scenario ends well is if Iranians get the gumption to overthrow their Mullahcracy. And I don’t see that happening anytime soon.

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Hide and seek with UNIFIL

One of the successes of the Second Lebanon War that Olmert points to is the fact that Hezbollah said no to international peacekeeping forces in Lebanon, and they were sent anyway. How successful has this big success been in disarming Hezbollah?

Not so much.

Hezbollah has moved its short-range Katyusha rockets into built-up areas in southern Lebanon, mostly in Shi’ite villages, to hide them from the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL), military sources say.

Since its reinforced deployment after the cease-fire last August, UNIFIL has carried out extensive searches in southern Lebanon’s open brush areas, where Hezbollah built up extensive underground fortifications and set up launch pads for its rocket attacks against Israel.

In recent months, more than 90 percent of these areas have been searched, and UNIFIL patrols have found and destroyed Hezbollah arms, including Katyusha launchers, Katyusha rockets and explosives.

[…] During searches after the war, 33 such areas – which the Israel Defense Forces euphemistically terms “nature reserves” – were located. These included bunkers and underground tunnels, some of which are sufficiently complex to include sub-systems, all built by Hezbollah south of the Litani River during the six years following the IDF withdrawal from southern Lebanon. Most of the rockets fired against Israel during the war last year were launched from the “nature reserves.”

Gee, that sounds great. So what’s the problem? Well, Hezbollah’s simply moving the missiles around like chess pieces.

The UNIFIL searches have revealed that the condition of the bunkers and fortifications in the “nature reserves” has deteriorated – suggesting that Hezbollah fighters have not tried to return to these permanently. However, it is also clear that some Hezbollah fighters do occasionally return to the area to maintain some of the fortifications.

As an alternative to the “nature reserves,” Hezbollah is trying to transfer significant numbers of its rockets into built-up areas, mostly in the dozens of Shi’ite villages south of the Litani.

Most of the organization’s long-range rockets are kept north of the river, but there is a continuous effort to smuggle missiles into southern Lebanon, controlled by UNIFIL.

Israel has recently issued a number of warnings to Lebanon that if in the future there is an outbreak of hostilities and Hezbollah launches rockets from built-up areas, the IDF will not hesitate to bomb – and even totally destroy – urban areas after it gives Lebanese civilians the chance to flee.

I can see the headlines now. Hell, they’re probably already written and waiting for the next war.

Funny how you never hear that Hezbollah is in violation of UNSCR 1701 in every AP story about Hezbollah’s weapons. It’s almost as if the only country that matters when discussing UN Resolutions is Israel.

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A five word review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

Really brutal, but worth it.

Between that and the second season of Battlestar Galactica, Saturday was a no-posting day.

Sleep would be nice now.

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Kitties in purple

Last week, I heard the usual rustling of tissue paper on the sofa and glanced over to see Gracie in her nest. But it wasn’t Gracie.

Tig in Gracie's nest

It was Tig.

So of course, I grabbed the camera. And remarked on what a brat Tig is, because he knows that the tissue paper is Gracie’s special nest, and yet, he felt the need to take it over from her. Because he is Top Cat.

She didn’t much care.

Tig in nest, Gracie on sofa

He didn’t really want to stay there forever, but I think Gracie’s little reverse psychology trick worked. Because sure enough, Tig stopped sleeping in her nest and went back to snoozing in the kitty condo. Or by the chair next to me while I work. And Gracie? Sometimes she’s back in the nest.

Gracie in her nest

More often these days she sleeps on the back cushion of the sofa. It’s softer. And plus, she looks so much cooler on the back of the sofa.

Gracie chilling on the back of the sofa

Shabbat Shalom. May your Shabbat be as peaceful as Gracie’s nap.

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World notices that observant Jews are religious, jeers at them

This one is such a tempest in a teapot, and yet, the Google News count is 123 stories and growing. (Oh, and by the way, fuck you, Gawker, and your “we’re so cool that anti-Semitic jokes aren’t anti-Semitic” attitude.)

Some rabbis have figured out a way for observant Jews to get the new book on Shabbat:

In fact, according to a Jerusalem Orthodox rabbi who asked not to be named, if Harry is paid for before Shabbat, no Jews work in the store, and the store did not open specifically for Jews, then it is permissible to walk there on Shabbat and get the book.

They’re going to go to a shop in east Jerusalem:

Want to get your hands on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in Jerusalem only hours after the worldwide release at midnight on Friday? You won’t find it in west Jerusalem, not even at Steimatsky’s.

Instead you will have to take a trip down Jerusalem’s Diagon Alley, otherwise known as Salah A-Din Street in the east of the city and visit Imad Muna, owner of Educational Books, who is opening his store four hours earlier than usual, at 5 a.m. on Saturday morning, to sell the last installment in the series. And Muna is willing to take pre-orders for those who do not handle money on Shabbat.

And this is simply an overblown story that I was ignoring, but looking at some of the annoying takes on it got me to post about it.

Reuters, of course, gets the runner-up prize in offensiveness, for these three paragraphs:

Harry Potter, the world’s most famous boy wizard, has fallen foul of Israel’s rabbis.

That was the lede. Here are the other two:

The Sabbath runs from sunset on Friday to sunset on Saturday, during which pious Jews shun business dealings. While most Israelis are secular, the country’s shops generally close over the Sabbath out of convenience, a sense of tradition, or to avoid paying mandatory fines and overtime to staff.

[…] “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” is the seventh and last adventure for the boy wizard created by author J.K. Rowling. Many religious Jews have tried to prevent their children from reading the books, citing its “pagan” content.

I haven’t said this lately, but I hate Reuters.

Funny, but you know what I haven’t seen published about the Harry Potter books? That many Christians refuse to let their children read the books due to its “pagan” content. And I personally know a family of religious Christians (Baptists, I think) whose children have not read the books and are forbidden to see the movie because it’s all about witchcraft. They are representative of a number of American Christians—probably larger numbers than religious Jews who don’t shop on Saturday—and yet, there are no articles about how Harry Potter is not read in that segment of society.

Say, while we’re at it, let’s compare the reaction of religious Jews with the reaction of Muslims who take offense at something that violates their religion. Here’s what Jews do:

Plans to launch the last instalment in the best-selling children’s book series in Israel over the Jewish Sabbath have drawn threats of legal action by a religious government minister.

Yes, that’s right. We use the laws. There will be no rioting, no book-burning, and no shop-smashing or bombing. Which, I suppose is why the media is so free with the insults about those silly religious Jews, who take offense about very public Sabbath violations in the Jewish state.

Hey, I’m not pretending that I’m as Shabbat-observant as I should be. But I’m not going to insult those Jews who are Sabbath-observant. I’m just not nearly as cool as Gawker. Or Reuters.

Who are schmucks.

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Friday faux peace protests injuries continue

I haven’t written about them in ages, but yes, if it’s Friday, this must be Bilin.

An Israeli photographer and two Palestinian protesters were wounded Friday in scuffles with security forces during a demonstration against the security fence near the West Bank town of Bil’in, west of Ramallah.

One of the Palestinians was struck in the head by a rubber bullet. He was evacuated to a hospital in Ramallah. The other Palestinian was treated at the scene.

The photographer was hurt by a smoke grenade and he too was treated at the scene.

Normally it’s the soldiers who get injured. And on average, almost no Palestinians, because the majority of the “peace” protesters—who are actually protesting the security fence every Friday—are “internationals,” a euphemism for bored twentysomethings who hate Israel (and usually America) and come to the terrortories to enable Palestinian victimization, e.g., the ISM.

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Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

I just wanted to give a shout-out to Rudy Guiliani.

Giuliani Would Be Acceptable Nominee to Nearly 3 in 4 Republicans
PRINCETON, NJ — Even though Rudy Giuliani’s views on some issues are out of step with most members of his party, nearly three quarters of Republicans say the former New York City mayor would be an acceptable presidential nominee to them, far more than say this about any other Republican candidate.

[…] Seventy-four percent of Republicans say Giuliani would be an acceptable GOP presidential nominee in 2008, easily the highest percentage among that field of candidates. The next tier of Republican contenders is acceptable to a smaller majority of Republicans, and includes former Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson (59%), Arizona Senator John McCain (57%), and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney (53%).

And I would like to point out that Rudy is totally acceptable to this former Democrat voter who nevertheless always considered herself an independent.

I want Rudy in ’08. And that poll is really, really good news.

I think it’s time I actually started sending some money his way.

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The Elders, their backers, and your privacy

Hey, did you know the new Elders have a website? And that on that website, you can find some really nifty information. For instance, one of their backers is the Bridgeway Foundation. Check out the Bridgeway Foundation’s requirement for their partners:

Update: Wrong Bridgeway Foundation. This seems to be the one that’s funding the so-called Elders. The blockquoted text below is incorrect

Partners of the Bridgeway Foundation are characterized by a commitment to one of the following sectors in the fulfilment of their mission:

  • Community-based organizations in our local Cambridge , Ontario region
  • Evangelical Christian organizations with national influence that specialize in the areas of education and society in Canada
  • Evangelical Christian organizations with a base in Canada who are impacting the developing world (Asia, Africa and Latin America ) through sustainable development and mission work. Priority is given to projects in countries in which Bridgeway has a history of involvement.

But… but I thought the Elders are “nonpartisan”? Isn’t that interesting… they’re funded by a Christian Evangelical organization. A Canadian one, too. Not American. Hmmmm.

Over on the Elders site, check out their privacy policy:

5. We operate an automatic opt-in policy, which means that when you communicate with us and provide us with your personal information:

  1. we may use your personal information to respond to your questions and comments; and
  2. we may use your personal information to send you information that you have requested or that we feel may be of interest to you.

6. We may also use your personal information, or permit selected third parties to use your information, to contact you with information about goods and services which may be of interest to you.

8. We may share your personal information with any of our related companies.

Cool! They’re going to use our personal information to put us on mailing lists and sell! Now that’s something we’ve never seen before. These Elders are really innovative and fresh!

Wow. I can’t wait to see what kind of work these “Elders” are going to do. I sure hope they manage to stay awake during meetings, though. I know it gets kinda tough at their age.

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