1 to 600 ratio

1 to 600 would be the ratio of Israeli missiles to Iranian missiles needed to win a war between the two.

Iran says it has 600 Shihab-3 missiles aimed and primed to hit Israel if either Iran or Syria is attacked.

Earlier Monday, an Iranian Web site affiliated with the regime reported that 600 Shihab-3 missiles were pointed at targets throughout Israel and would be launched if either Iran or Syria were attacked.

“Iran will shoot 600 missiles at Israel if it is attacked,” the Iranian news Web site, Assar Iran, reported, saying such a barrage would “only be the first reaction.”

According to the report, dozens of locations throughout Iraq being used by the US Army have also been targeted. The Shihab missile has a range of 1,300 km. and can reach anywhere in Israel.

The Olmert administration seems unfazed.

Israeli officials are treating Iran’s latest claims that it has 600 Shihab-3 missiles aimed at targets throughout the country the same way it treated Teheran’s claims last month to have crossed a key nuclear threshold: by listening carefully, but not believing everything they hear.

“We don’t believe all the Iranian rhetoric. I don’t even think the average Iranian believes it,” a senior official in the Prime Minister’s Office said of the Monday claim. “We are not flippant and are watching carefully, but that doesn’t mean we believe everything they say.”

The official said that few in the world believed Iranian claims earlier this month that they had 3,000 centrifuges in place and running – a process that could produce enough enriched uranium for an atom bomb within a year.

Perhaps that’s because Israel really only needs to send one—or two at most—missiles into Iran. From that special store, the ones packed with the extra punch that Dimona gives them.

I’m just sayin’. It’s a 1-to-600 advantage, if you ask me.

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The U.K. thinks it still has a British Mandate

My first reaction to this report: What right has the U.K. got to tell Israel what to do?

Israel must strike a balance between ensuring short-term security and helping the Palestinian territories develop economically to secure a more stable future, a British government report said on Monday.

The report, “Economic aspects of peace in the Middle East,” said the economic outlook for the Palestinian economy is already bleak and with its population growing rapidly the situation is unsustainable.

“Striking the balance between Israeli security and Palestinian economic freedom poses a great challenge for Israeli policymakers and security officials, but it is one that cannot be avoided,” the report said.

The report recommends immediately removing obstacles to travel within the West Bank and operating continuous and predictable border crossings for goods and people into and out of Gaza.

It was commissioned by Prime Minister Gordon Brown in 2005, when he was finance minister. He has long argued that the political and security situation can only improve if there is a strong and sustainable Palestinian economy.

My second reaction to this report: What effing right has the U.K. got to tell Israel what to do?

My third reaction to this report: I think you get the drift.

News flash, Britain: It’s not the British Mandate of Palestine anymore. You screwed up when it was, and you’ve been screwing Israel over ever since it wasn’t, so my report to the U.K. regarding their report on Israel: Shut it.

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Still more on the Syrian raid

Ynet says that Condoleeza Rice is coming to Israel tomorrow to say thanks for the raid on Syria. What exactly, one has to wonder, would be so important that the Secretary of State herself would be shaking the pilots’ hands (so to speak)?

US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is coming to Israel on Tuesday to “say thank you” for the alleged Israeli air force operation in Syrian territory, Dr Alon Liel, a former director-general of the Foreign Ministry, told Ynetnews.

Addressing the numerous media reports which claim Israeli jets penetrated Syrian territory, Liel said: “I think what we did, if we did it, is work for Americans. Maybe even as an intelligence operation for the Americans, and therefore I think she (Rice) came to say thank you, more so than to discuss Palestinian affairs,” the former top diplomat said.

Northeast Syria, where the jets were said to have flown, according to Damascus, “is not an area that bothered Israel in the past, this is an area that bothers the Americans very much,” Liel added. “We did work for them, as you know they pay a lot so that we work for them. Seemingly they are satisfied. This has helped them to complicate the Syrians and push them deeper into the axis of evil,” he added.

And by the way, here’s why the would-be peacemakers are simply idiots:

Liel made no efforts in disguising his disappointment with the alleged Israeli operation. “Israel has a clear interest in making peace with Syria,” he said, adding that the incident in Syria’s skies has “shut the door to peace in the near future.”

Something very big went down in the Syrian desert. Either a critical test of air defenses were performed, or a possible nuclear bomb making site was destroyed, or, if you believe the [now] least likely scenario, a boatload of weapons headed for Lebanon were destroyed. And a man who has been involved in trying to make peace between Israel and Syria can only see that Israeli actions have “harmed” the peace agreement. Not the Syrian actions of hiding some kind of weapon—possibly even nuclear—in the desert near the Iraqi border. Shyeah. Let’s not blame Syria. Let’s blame Israel. And this is a former member of the Israeli Foreign Ministry, no less.

Regardless of whether or not he’s right about Condi’s trip, Liel is axiomatic of what is wrong with certain factions in Israel right now. I expect that from the Europeans. But not from Israelis.

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Shire Network News and the London Times

This week’s feature interview is with the author of the London Times piece on how jihadis are running Britain’s mosques.

My piece compares Hollywood war films from 1945 with Hollywood war films of today. (Hint: Hollywood does not come off well in this one.)

You don’t need an iPod to listen, just Windows Media player. Go. Listen. Tell your friends.

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Did Israel get its groove back?

In recent weeks Israel’s apparently carried out two spectacular raids that brings back memories of times passed. Mere Rhetoric observed

And Israel specifically still needs to be able to convince its enemies that not only can it use its tanks and soldiers, but that it’s willing to do so. Since Halutz resigned and Ashkenazi took over, the IDF has moved away from the over-reliance on the IAF that had marked Halutz’s disastrous tenure.The Defense Ministry under Barak is trying to take care of the second part, which involves restoring Israel’s deterrent. Barak has ordered the IDF to undertake riskier missions, from dropping troops a mile inside Gaza for Hollywood style special forces operations to ordering the IAF to conduct airstrikes in Syria that are nothing short of humiliating (article is subscription-only, but if you search for it on Google News you can get the full article behind the Google-subscription link)

Given that PM Ehud Olmert seems risk averse, these operations are likely the idea of new Defense Minister Ehud Barak (as Mere Rhetoric notes). Realizing that failure to act will only hurt him politically, Olmert accedes to these ideas, even if he is strengthening a future rival.

Ehud Barak is well known as a former commando. In his most famous (alleged) mission he led the assassination of Khalil al-Wazir (Abu Jihad), Arafat’s #2 at the time, in Tunis.

Current chief of staff, Gabi Ashkenazi is credited with participating in one of Israel’s most daring military strikes: the operation to rescue the hijacked passengers at Entebbe in 1976.

And Israel’s chief of military intelligence is Gen. Amos Yadlin who might be the third most famous member (after the late Ilan Ramon and Yifrach Spector) of the group of pilots who destroyed the Osirak reactor in Iraq in 1981.

With three men of action in charge of the military now, perhaps the two attacks that have recently made the news are harbingers of future actions.

I don’t pretend to be happy with the political situation when any military gains are likely to be wasted by political and diplomatic maneuvering. But at least its possible that Israel will start striking fear into the hearts of its enemies again.

UPDATE: The Hashmonean asks

Who turned off the music in the first place?

and expresses his skepticism that things have changed. He wishes that Israel’s leaders would keep hitting real targets instead of boasting about the ones they already did.Crossposted at Soccer Dad.

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AFP really angry Israel can defend herself

The AFP, still being shut out in the Syria matter, is now bashing Israel for being “boastful“—when the Jewish State is being anything but. In fact, the AFP has written several stories about how Israel is “uncharacteristically” silent on the Syria raid.

But hey, don’t let facts get in the way of the story, AFP. You go bash that nasty ol’ Israel.

Israel says deterrent ability recovered after Syria strike
Israel boasted on Sunday it has recovered its “deterrent capability” after an air strike in Syria triggered warnings of retaliation and intense media speculation over the aim of the operation.

Are you ready for the boast? No, really. Prepare yourselves:

“The new situation affects the entire region, including Iran and Syria,” military intelligence chief Amos Yadlin told parliament’s powerful foreign affairs and defence committee, local media reported.

In keeping with an official Israeli wall of silence on the event, Yadlin told lawmakers he would not address the incident directly, but his statements “alluded to the Israeli raid,” public radio reported.

He said Israel had now recovered its “deterrent capability” following the 2006 war against Lebanon’s Hezbollah.

Holy crap! What a trash talker! This guy should be in the NBA!

Wow. What a boast. I feel faint.

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Israel’s problems are solved

That’s what I thought when I read the headline “Madonna: I’m an ‘ambassador for Judaism’“. Who better to represent the Jewish state than a Catholic born superstar from the 80’s who parades around the stage in her underwear? (via memeorandum)

Madonna met Peres at his official Jerusalem residence on Saturday evening and the two exchanged gifts, with Madonna receiving a lavishly bound copy of the Old Testament.She gave Peres a volume of “The Book of Splendor,” the guiding text of Kabbalah, inscribed “To Shimon Peres, the man I admire and love, Madonna,” the Yediot Ahronot daily reported.

A Peres aide confirmed the meeting but had no details.

“You don’t know how popular the Book of Splendor is among Hollywood actors,” Yediot quoted Madonna as telling Peres. “Everyone I meet talks to me only about that. I am an ambassador for Judaism.”

Madonna, who was raised a Roman Catholic, has taken the Hebrew name Esther, and has been seen wearing a red thread on her wrist in a Jewish tradition to ward off the evil eye.

Yes the Book of Splendor is a many splendored thing, as is the rest of Kabbalah.

The Haaretz daily quoted Kutcher as telling a group of Israeli businessmen and entertainers on Saturday that Kabbalah had answered fundamental questions in his life and made him a better actor.

Will wonders never cease? The star of “Dude where’s my car?” is now a better actor? I mean 4 years later he starred in the immortal “the Butterfly Effect.” It’s already working!

The commitment of these stars to Judaism is absolutely beyond belief. I am so glad they represent me!

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Haveil Havalim #134 is UP!

Shameless self promoter that I am, I’m taking advantage of Meryl’s kindness to announce that Haveil Havalim #134 is UP at my place, Soccer Dad.

This week’s edition features posts discussing Israel’s ongoing two front war, Walt and Mearsheimer, the tenure controversy at Barnard College and, of course, Rosh Hashannah.

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More on the Syria strike

Update: Crap. I didn’t notice one of the author’s names. it’s the guy who makes crap up about Israel. Grain of salt warning is now in effect.

To review one of my posts from yesterday: Exit thought: Israel’s recent successful launch of a spy satellite may have had a lot to do with catching this.

From the U.K. Times, today:

The target was identified as a northern Syrian facility that purported to be an agricultural research centre on the Euphrates river. Israel had been monitoring it for some time, concerned that it was being used to extract uranium from phosphates.

According to an Israeli air force source, the Israeli satellite Ofek 7, launched in June, was diverted from Iran to Syria. It sent out high-quality images of a northeastern area every 90 minutes, making it easy for air force specialists to spot the facility.

Putting the pieces together, one at a time. According to the Sunday Times, there was, indeed, a ground force involved.

IT was just after midnight when the 69th Squadron of Israeli F15Is crossed the Syrian coast-line. On the ground, Syria’s formidable air defences went dead. An audacious raid on a Syrian target 50 miles from the Iraqi border was under way.

At a rendezvous point on the ground, a Shaldag air force commando team was waiting to direct their laser beams at the target for the approaching jets. The team had arrived a day earlier, taking up position near a large underground depot. Soon the bunkers were in flames.

More facts to put together regarding the mysterious Syrian silence. Besides violating the Non-Proliferation Treaty, they are deeply embarrassed on many levels. First, that their new Iranian partners, who generously supplied the funds for the Russian radar and air defense systems, wasted their money—because Israel successfully bypassed the new systems. Iran’s got to be deeply unhappy about this as well. Boots on the ground means Israel is willing to drop soldiers into enemy territory if need be, and the utter success of the mission proves once again that Russian technology is no match for the West, not even after a few years of non-Soviet Union.

Allah’s sharp eyes caught this days ago, but it’s worth mentioning again:

Also on Wednesday, the Lebanese daily Almustakbal reported that since the alleged IAF foray over Syria last week there have been severe disturbances in Lebanese communications systems and cellular frequencies.

That’s some heavy-duty jamming technology going on. Now Iran is going to know what’s coming if the IAF heads their way—but they won’t be able to do anything about it.

Here’s my exit question: Were American pilots involved? Or is Israel simply sharing all the intel?

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What teachers live for

I was talking to one of my students’ parents today before class, telling her that her son is already proving to be one of the most knowledgeable in my class. She told me he came home last Sunday loving the class. He told her “Mom, you don’t even notice that you’re learning in Ms. Yourish’s class!”

Teachers don’t get compliments much better than that. It’s like pitching a perfect game. In fact, it makes me very happy, because that’s what I’ve been trying to do for five years, and hearing that tells me that I’ve succeeded.

Today, for the third straight class day, the students asked me how long they’d been in class. “An hour,” I told them. They said it felt more like ten minutes. Yep. Things are going well so far.

Every year, I get more and more on my teaching stride. I was a bit worried about this year’s class. They’re a bit, ah, rowdy. Last year, they used to stampede down the hall at the end of every day (except when I was in the hallway to stop them). They’re a little tough to manage sometimes, as they love to talk, well, all the time—but they’re mostly fine.

It’s only been a week, and I’m already falling for my new students, and not really missing my old ones. They’ve moved on. I’ve got a new group of kids to teach, and to learn about, and learn from. Every year, my students surprise me. Every class has its own dynamics and its own unpredictable quirks. The fun, and the challenge, is in figuring them out and working with (or around) them.

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A Holocaust tale, 1

Hey there, Andrew Sullivan readers. This story is turning out to be bogus. Read to the end of this post. And check out the main page while you’re here.

Iran is running a TV series about the Iranian ambassadors in France who helped save 500 Jews during the Holocaust.

It is Iran’s version of “Schindler’s List,” a miniseries telling the tale of an Iranian diplomat in Paris who helps Jews escape the Holocaust — and people around the country are riveted, tuning in every week to catch the latest episode.

That’s surprising enough in a country where hardline President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has questioned whether the Holocaust even took place. What’s even more surprising is that government media produced the series, and is airing it on state-run television.

Even without Ahmadinejad’s past comments, the series would be a surprise. The Holocaust is rarely mentioned in state media in Iran, school textbooks don’t discuss it and Iranians have little information about it.

Yet the series, titled “Zero Degree Turn,” is clearly sympathetic to the Jews’ plight during World War II. Scenes show men, women and children with yellow stars on their clothes being taken forcibly out of their homes and loaded into trucks by Nazi soldiers.

The series could not have aired without being condoned by Iran’s clerical leadership. The state broadcaster is under the control of the supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khomenei, who has final say in all matters inside Iran.

[…] The show’s appearance now may reflect an attempt by Iran’s leadership to moderate its image as anti-Semitic and to underline a distinction that Iranian officials often make — that their conflict is with Israel, not with the Jewish people.

I can’t quite figure out why the mullahs did this, either. If they’re doing it to prove that Iran is not anti-Semitic, they’ve unwittingly done just about the best thing they could possibly have done to make Jews more sympathetic in Israel. And that seems to be how the series is affecting Iranians.

“Once, I wept when I learned through the film what a dreadful destiny the small nation had during the World War, in the heart of so-called civilized Europe,” said Mahboubeh Rahamati, a Tehran bank teller.

Kazem Gharibi said he watches the series every Monday on a TV in his grocery store.

“Through this film, I understood that Jews had a hard time in the war — helpless and desperate, as we were when Iraq imposed war on us,” he said, referring to the 8-year Iran-Iraq war in the 1980s.

The series began in April with a love story between Parsa, the Embassy employee, and a French Jew, Sara Stroke, in the early 1940s — and many viewers say the love story pulls them as much as any history.

This is great. An Iranian “Roots” moment. Please allow me to step into Snoopy the Goon mode and thank our Zionist agents in Iranian state TV for making this happen.

Apparently, the AP got everything wrong. A Hot Air reader updates us:

* the major point of the series is that it was allegedly the German Jews themselves who collaborated with Hitler to kill those Jews who opposed the re-settlement of Palestine
* for example, a plot line shows that a Jewish researcher is in possession of documents that prove the connection between Hitler and Zionists
* the credits of each episode feature the work of anti-Semite Roger Garaudy as a “historical source”
* “historical adviser” to the series is Holocaust denier Abdollah Shahbazi who openly admits in his blog that he’s a denier
* director and screenwriter Hassan Fatthi alleged to SPIEGEL that according to “historical evidence” a majority of Hitler’s victims were those who opposed the re-settlement of Palestine

Well, that solves the mystery. The AP probably bought the Iranian propaganda line and didn’t have a Farsi translator check out the show.

Effing morons.

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Palestinian laff-riot of the month

The terrorists in Gaza say they’re going to stop firing rockets at Israel.

Palestinian armed groups in the Gaza Strip agreed on Sunday to stop firing rockets towards Israel, a Palestinian official told Ynet.

The official said the agreement was the fruit of talks between the dismissed Hamas government and representatives of armed groups responsible for daily rocket attacks against the Jewish state.

The official said that the agreement was sped up by the attack on the Zikim military base last week. The attack left 67 soldiers injured and increased public pressure on the government to launch a large-scale military operation in Gaza to halt the attacks.

The official said that the armed groups had been limiting their operations to attacks against Israeli soldiers operating in the Gaza Strip.

Shyeah. Two things about this:

1. It’s bullshit. The Palestinians will use any excuse to break the “truce” that they’re calling, such as the apprehension of a terrorist by the IDF, even if that terrorist is caught red-handed on a “martyrdom” operation.

2. Please note the boldfaced type above. This is an attempt to keep the IDF from finding, killing, and capturing the rocketeers, as well as taking out a substantial amount of terrorist infrastructure in Gaza. It is merely a technical, temporary cessation of hostilities.

Watch for this new “agreement” to break down almost immediately.

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Solved: The Syrian silence

Syrian’s been vewy, vewy quiet about the Israeli mission in Syria, except for a bit of bluster about how the great Syrian air force frightened the IAF away (try not to laugh, those of you who know about the 1982 air battle where Syria lost 86 planes to, ah, zero Israeli planes).

But now someone’s pointing out that Syria may have violated the nuclear non-proliferation treaty.

“Syria is party to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty and as such, is barred from receiving any aid that may be used in the manufacturing of nuclear weapons,” said Dr. Robbie Sabel, an expert on international law from the Hebrew University, to Ynet this weekend.

If Syria did indeed receive such aid, said Dr. Sabel, “then it is in blatant violation of the treaty. If that is what has transpired, then Syria may be sanctioned to prevent any further development of weapons, as was done with Iraq and as may be done with Iran.”

Of course, it may also be sheer embarrassment that the mighty new weaponry provided by Iran and Russia didn’t work against the IAF. Or maybe it’s both. In any case, sucks to be Syria right now.

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Syria attack related to nukes?

The WaPo says the attack on Syria last week was to stop them from building nuclear weapons of some sort.

U.S. sources reported this week that Israel had recently provided the United States with evidence — known by the code name “Orchard” — that North Korea has been cooperating with Syria on a nuclear facility. But many outside nuclear experts have expressed skepticism that Syria, which has mostly focused on chemical and biological weapons, would be conducting nuclear trade with North Korea.

[…] The White House and the State Department generally have declined to either confirm or deny reports of the Syria-North Korea link, but one top official yesterday seemed to fan the flames. Andrew Semmel, acting deputy assistant secretary of state for nuclear nonproliferation policy, told the Associated Press yesterday in Rome that North Koreans were in Syria and that Damascus may have had contacts with “secret suppliers” to obtain nuclear equipment. “There are indicators that they do have something going on there,” he said.

State Department officials declined to comment on Semmel’s remarks.

Meanwhile, a prominent U.S. expert on the Middle East, who has interviewed Israeli participants in a mysterious raid over Syria last week, reported that the attack appears to have been linked to the arrival three days earlier of a ship carrying material from North Korea labeled as cement.

The expert, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to avoid compromising his sources, said the target of the attack appears to have been a northern Syrian facility that was labeled an agricultural research center on the Euphrates River, close to the Turkish border. Israel has kept a close eye on the facility, believing that Syria was using it to extract uranium from phosphates.

The expert said it is not clear what the ship was carrying, but the emerging consensus in Israel was that it delivered nuclear equipment. The ship arrived Sept. 3 in the Syrian port of Tartus; the attack occurred Sept. 6 under such strict operational security that the pilots flying air cover for the attack aircraft did not know details of the mission. The pilots who conducted the attack were briefed only after they were in the air, he said.

One article I read said that they can’t rule out our old pal Chaka Khan, sorry, A. Q. Khan’s “network” involvement. The not good part: The ease with which our enemies are transferring nuclear technology to one another. The good part: Apparently, they’re getting caught.

Exit thought: Israel’s recent successful launch of a spy satellite may have had a lot to do with catching this.

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While the dust settles

Snoopy wrote thisThat mysterious sortie into the Syrian territory, ascribed to IAF, continues to bother the news agencies. Today, Jerusalem Post, Haaretz and Ynet in concert with CNN published a new version of the story, with Debka presenting a separate opinion.

What CNN say, with the other three closely following, is:

Israeli aircraft carried out an airstrike inside Syria last week, possibly targeting weapons that were destined for Hezbollah militants, according to sources in the region and in the United States.

What was presented as an incursion at first, slowly but surely becomes a strike.

The Israeli government is very happy with the success of the operation, the sources said.

Which is strange, since the weaponry seem to flow to Lebanon from Iran via Syria on a daily basis, as everyone agrees.

Sources told CNN reporter Christiana Amanpour that weapons have been transferred in this way for the past three or four years uninterruptedly.

What was so special about this specific shipment that warranted a special operation and all that happiness? Sounds fishy. Then, CNN adds another titillating detail (with Israeli papers repeating it, keeping the censorship in mind, obviously):

But the sources told CNN the military operation, which happened Wednesday into Thursday, may have also involved Israeli ground forces who directed the airstrike which “left a big hole in the desert” in Syria.

Hole- shmole, but this ground forces story seems too improbable, at least for what could be called peace time. JP, sticking its head out a bit (where the censor is concerned), presents a map, allegedly created according to the Syrian FM’s reconstruction of the flight:

The distance to be covered by the IAF jets to and from the marked destination would be roughly between 1200 – 1500 km (to and fro totaled), which is quite a trip. And to risk insertion of a ground unit at this distance would require an extraordinarily important shipment of weapons.

All in all, the whole story presented by the “gang of four” sounds too… OK, it sounds like so much crapola. And for once, I must say, I like the Debka version much better.

Western intelligence circles maintain that it is vital for the US and Israel to establish the location and gauge the effectiveness of Pantsyr-S1E air defenses in Syrian and Iranian hands, as well as discovering how many each received. They estimate that at least three or four batteries of the first batch of ten were shipped to Iran to boost its air defense arsenal; another 50 are thought to be on the way, of which Syria will keep 36.

The purported Israeli air force flights over the Pantsyr-S1E site established that the new Russian missiles, activated for the first time in the Middle East, are effective and dangerous but can be disarmed. Western military sources attribute to those Israeli or other air force planes superior electronics for jamming the Russian missile systems, but stress nonetheless that they were extremely lucky to get away unharmed, or at worst, with damage minor enough for a safe return to base.

The courage, daring and operational skills of the air crews must have been exceptional. They would have needed to spend enough time in hostile Syrian air space to execute several passes at varying altitudes under fire in order to test the Pantsyr-S1E responses. Their success demonstrated to Damascus and Tehran that their expensive new Russian anti-air system leaves them vulnerable.

Now, I think, we are closer to the truth. So again, as it has happened quite a few times before, IAF jet jockeys risked to get their arses shot off to get some vital info for the US and Israeli strategy planners and to gather first-hand intelligence about the new Russian gadget.

It also means that not only the IDF brass, but the Pentagon brass as well are happy by the results of the sortie.

Of course, there are some funny sides to the whole story. Take this quote, for instance:

Syria’s Foreign Minister Walid al-Moualem and other Syrian officials have been putting out their version of events. The Syrian government said Israeli bombs were dropped on its territory and fuel tanks from Israeli jets were dropped on the Turkish side of the border.

It should be clear that the Hon. FM would vastly prefer to keep the fuel tanks (used, but maybe repairable) instead of used bombs’ fragments. Turkey won in this case, too bad.

On the other hand, from other quotes Mr al-Moualem sounded very subdued:

European diplomats who met with Moallem on Sunday in Damascus quoted him as saying that Israel’s decision not to comment on the incident was appropriate, given the circumstances. Moallem reportedly told the Europeans that he expected Israel to apologize “through the usual channels.” In Ankara for an official visit, Moallem went on to reveal the details of the alleged strike, which according to him resulted in no casualties or damage to property.

I would dare say, he is quite happy with the results and apparent lack of damage. Good.

What is really strange (besides being funny as usual) is the North Korean excitement. Why have they decided to express themselves at all is no less wondrous than the formula used:

According to the report, the Korean Central News Agency quoted a spokesman for North Korea’s Foreign Ministry as saying, “This is a very dangerous provocation little short of wantonly violating the sovereignty of Syria and seriously harassing the regional peace and security.”

What constitutes a wanton violation if penetrating about 500 km into Syria is stopping “little short”, is absolutely unclear, and an NK expert opinion is required.

But anyway, speaking about 500 km, take a look at that JP map. Do you see where the star that stands for Damascus is? Methinks it is quite a lot closer to the Israeli border that that other point. Which should learn Baby Assad a thing or to.

Oh, and the last thing: according to the above mentioned North Koreans, Baby Assad had his 42nd birthday just the other day. Happy birthday, Bashar.

Update: the ink hasn’t dried yet, and JP (as usual, quoting another source, NYT), came out with a new scoop:

One Bush administration official said Israel had recently carried out reconnaissance flights over Syria, taking pictures of possible nuclear installations that Israeli officials believed might have been supplied with material from North Korea. The administration official said Israeli officials believed that North Korea might be unloading some of its nuclear material on Syria.

“The Israelis think North Korea is selling to Iran and Syria what little they have left,” the official said. He said it was unclear whether the Israeli strike had produced any evidence that might validate that belief.

That could explain the NK indignation, but does not explain the bombing and the “big hole in the earth” reported by all. Curiosier and curiosier…

Cross-posted on Sim[lyJews.

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