Got tired of serif fonts

Lucida. Ugh. I’ll take a simple Helvetica clone over that any day.

I also need to do a bit of tweaking to make the text more readable. I don’t know why people seem to think that 100% black isn’t a readable font. It works for me.

You know, I may just stick with this theme and add my old header to it and change some colors around. It’s good for me to get into some CSS work somewhere besides the workplace.

Suggestions?

Update: Oops, missed a few font calls in the style sheet. I’ll get to them later.

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Obama’s meaningless withholding stimulus

My last two paychecks were mysteriously larger by about $27. As I am nowhere near the category that gets to stop paying social security taxes at a certain date during the year, I was confused—until Sarah helped me figure out that it’s part of the stimulus package. A quick email to the payroll people at my company verified this fact. I get paid twice a month, so we’re looking at an enormous $648 per year in extra money to spend.

Woo-hoo! I’m rich! I’m a happy miser!

Let me think of all the things I can spend this extra $54 a month on. Let’s see, it just covers the phone bill for the landline. Or I can pay the cell phone bill and have enough left over to go to a movie, but not buy any popcorn or candy. Wait, it will take care of about two tankfuls of gas.

But to go out and spend money that will help the economy? Um, hm. I priced the cost of installing a gas stove. Not counting the stove, it’s going to cost me about $800. Depending on the stove, of course, I go over a thousand, but not by much. I don’t need a fancy gourmet stove, just one that has gas burners instead of electric. So, can I buy the stove and credit the stimulus package? Nope.

Wait, I can buy $54 worth of new clothes per month. A pair of shoes on sale. I could use a new pair of comfortable work shoes. However, $54 doesn’t go as far as it used to in the clothing business, unless I buy at Wal-Mart or Target. Well, I do need a new pair of yoga pants.

I know! I want to try a new antivirus program, and it costs just about the same as a month’s stimulus money. There you have it. I’m going to be able to buy PC-Cillin, thanks to Obama and the stimulus package.

Too bad I’m not a failing bank. Then I’d really be raking in the stimulus bucks, instead of getting this lousy $27 per paycheck.

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What? Good news briefs?

Good news from Russia? Russia has yet to supply Iran with the sophisticated anti-aircraft defenses that would make it more difficult to take out Iran’s nuclear program. Mind you, I know almost nothing about weaponry, but I do hope that post-Communist Russia’s defense industry is as bad overall as Communist Russia’s was, as American- and Israel-made weaponry is far superior.

Good news about Durban? The United States will not attend the racism, oops, anti-racism conference being held on Hitler’s birthday (yes, really). However, since the decision was announced to “prominent Jewish leaders,” expect Ahmadinejad (who will be attending and no doubt speaking) to attribute this move to Zionist control of the U.S. (Your check is in the mail, Obama.)

Good news about Hizbullah? Egypt is really, really pissed at Hizbullah, and it looks like the war will escalate beyond calling Nasrallah Monkey Boy (though I prefer Chipmunk Cheeks). Hey, cook up the popcorn and watch it unfold, ladies and gents. This could be an awesome show.

Not good news, just funny: Iran is whining to the UN about Israel saying mean things to it. Evidently, it’s just peachy to call for an end to “the Zionist regime,” but not for the selfsame entity to threaten to destroy Iran’s nukes. Ah, the never-changing hypocrisy of the Arab and Muslim world. It’s good to know you can always depend on it.

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The man with the silver tongue and the myth of moderation

I’m tempted to say about Roger Cohen that the less said about him that better, but quite a few people have written excellent ripostes to his latest venality that are worth checking out.

In Roger Cohen’s world, the extremists in Iran are actually moderate!

But there’s another delusion about Iran, and that is that the moderates are actually moderate. Here’s Time Magazine’s Scott MacLeod:

I strongly hope and believe that Saberi’s case will have a positive outcome. The sensible people in the regime will see to that. They know Saberi is no spy. Yet, the Committee to Protect Journalists, which has collected more than 10,000 signatures on a petition in Saberi’s support, is alarmed. “News reports that the Iranian authorities have charged Roxana Saberi with espionage are deeply worrying,” says CPJ Middle East and North Africa Program Coordinator Mohamed Abdel Dayem. “Saberi has been working openly as a journalist in Iran for years. The public prosecutor must clarify why these charges have been brought and allow Saberi’s attorney to view them immediately.”

(emphasis mine)
And the poster child for the “sensible people” in the Iranian regime is former president Ayatollah Mohammed Khatami. Alas for those who are looking for moderation from Khatami, his record is not overly inspiring – except superficially. Michael Rubin observed:

True, when Khatami emerged on the world stage, he was a breath of fresh air. Diplomats applauded when, after his swearing-in on August 4, 1997, he declared: “We are in favour of a dialogue between civilisations and a detente in our relations with the outside world.” Khatami became the toast of European capitals, with prime ministers tripping over themselves to host him in their capitals.

On March 9, 1999, during his first visit to Europe, Khatami told the Italian parliament: “Tolerance and exchange of views are the fruits of cultural richness, creativity, high-mindedness and harmony. One must recognise this opportunity.” Back in Iran, though, his message was different. He banned Israeli and Jewish non-government organisations from participating in the Tehran preparatory meeting ahead of the UN Conference against Racism, Racial Discrimination, Xenophobia and Related Intolerance.

Then, speaking to Iranian television on October 24, 2000, he declared: “If we abide by human laws, we should mobilise the whole Islamic world for a sharp confrontation with the Zionist regime. If we abide by the Koran, all of us should mobilise to kill.”

Alas, such incitement was not mere rhetoric, and to suggest, as Camilleri does, that Khatami condemns terrorism is at best half-true. Khatami may have offered condolences after the September11, 2001, terror attacks in New York and Washington, but the bipartisan 9/11 Commission subsequently found that his government had granted transit across Iran to at least eight of the 14 Saudi hijackers who had trained in Afghanistan’s al-Qa’ida camps.

When it comes to “moderates” in the Muslim world academics, diplomats and journalists are forever hearing what they want to hear and disregarding the rest.

The true level of moderation is something to keep in mind when considering how to outfit the Iranian regime with new surveillance technology or offering the regime new diplomatic flexibility.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Hezbullah in Egypt: Not there for the resorts

Hezbullah planned multiple attacks on Israeli and Egyptian targets.

According to the report, Shihab gave “earth-shattering confessions” during his investigation. Shihab reportedly admitted that the organization’s goal was to carry out attacks in Egypt, and not to aid Hamas in Gaza, as Hizbullah Secretary-General Hassan Nasrallah had claimed.

Shihab said he was ordered by the Hizbullah headquarters to carry out terror attacks on Egyptian soil and to target Israeli tourists and foreigners. Shihab said the cell was tasked with carrying out the attacks using suicide bombs, car bombs, and planting explosives among Israelis staying in Sinai, and in Dahab, Taba and Nuweiba in particular.

Many of the major media outlets have written more about this. But the majority—and especially the AP—seem far more interested in a supposed Israeli spy ring broken in Lebanon. Or the gift to the Lebanese army of American UAVs, because gee, no way those will fall into Hezbollah’s hands, what with Hezbollah being part of the government now and all that.

Iran is extending its reach, and yet, the world remains focused on Israel.

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Israeli Double Standard Time in plain sight

You know, it’s not enough that the world pushes the Palestinian problem at Israel, while utterly ignoring the fact that an equal number of Jews were forced out of Arab and Muslim countries right after the establishment of the State of Israel. The AP displays yet another example of Israeli Double Standard Time: Now, Israel must resettle Christian refugees within Israel—that are already in Israel—and the Pope must help them do it.

Displaced during war decades ago, the Christians of Biram have never given up their dream of returning to this destroyed village in the hills of northern Israel. They still hold Easter rites, weddings and funerals in a stone church, the only building left standing.

Now, they are pinning their hopes on Pope Benedict XVI, who is visiting the Holy Land in May. Biram’s former residents and their descendants, some 3,000 Catholics altogether, are asking their spiritual leader to speak for them.

They were driven out of Biram during the 1948 war. Most Israeli leaders who dealt with Biram’s case refused their repatriation, fearing it would set a precedent for millions of Palestinian refugees seeking to return to former properties.

[…] Most fled to neighboring Arab countries, but some, like those of Biram, remained within Israel’s borders and became citizens. Some of Biram’s 1,000 residents left for nearby Lebanon, but most stayed within Israel’s newly created borders, mostly in the nearby Arab-Israeli village of Jish.

There simply isn’t a cause the AP won’t bash Israel with. Has the AP ever written about the displacement of Jews in Arab countries after the establishment of the Israel? Take a look at the population of Jews in Arab lands before and after Israel’s establishment.

What time is it? That’s right. It’s Israeli Double Standard Time, the time that occurs only on days that end with a Y.

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Stupid marketing ploy of the week

It boggles the mind that someone in marketing thought this up, got it approved, and then ordered who knows how many of them.

Today, a sticker on a banana that I bought declared, “Peel me! I’m a low-fat food!”

Yes. Really.

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Jewish/Israeli Blog Carnival

My apologies for the late notice on this one. The latest edition of Haveil Havalim, the weekly Jewish/Israeli blogosphere blog carnival is up at Shtetl Fabulous.
Go read Haveil Havalim #212: How Many Days til We Can Eat Bread?

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Roger Cohen: Dumb, stupid, or all three?

My brother used to have a very snarky question as a teenager: Are you dumb, stupid, or all three? I find that it still has its uses, especially when discussing the New York Times’ anti-Israel golden boy’s latest column.

First Roger Cohen shills for Mohammed El Baradei, the head of the IAEA who couldn’t find Iran in violation of the anti-proliferation treaty and yet who now admits that Iran was secretly building nukes while shouting “Look over there! Israel! Israel!” He passes along all of El Baradei’s accusations and slams at the Bush administration, and effectively blames them for Iran’s nuclear advances.

This is, of course, another case of tunnel vision exhibited by the man who can’t seem to find any faults with the Iranian regime.

But at the end of the anti-Bush screed, Cohen sees a light at the end of the tunnel where Iran will not get nuclear weapons.

Here’s one normalization scenario:

Iran ceases military support for Hamas and Hezbollah; adopts a “Malaysian” approach to Israel (nonrecognition and noninterference); agrees to work for stability in Iraq and Afghanistan; accepts intrusive International Atomic Energy Agency verification of a limited nuclear program for peaceful ends only; promises to fight Qaeda terrorism; commits to improving its human rights record.

The United States commits itself to the Islamic Republic’s security and endorses its pivotal regional role; accepts Iran’s right to operate a limited enrichment facility with several hundred centrifuges for research purposes; agrees to Iran’s acquiring a new nuclear power reactor from the French; promises to back Iran’s entry into the World Trade Organization; returns seized Iranian assets; lifts all sanctions; and notes past Iranian statements that it will endorse a two-state solution acceptable to the Palestinians.

And then we’ll all sit down with fluffy bunnies and kittens and sing Kumbaya. Because after all, the state that has been calling for the destruction of Israel for decades in general, and more recently in pretty specific terminology, obviously doesn’t mean it. The fact that Iran has never so much as hinted it was going to drop support for Hamas and Hezbollah; in point of fact, Iran has expanded its reach into Egypt in recent days—which means that Iran has put Egypt in its sights.

American realism is now essential. It should heed ElBaradei’s view: “I don’t believe the Iranians have made a decision to go for a nuclear weapon, but they are absolutely determined to have the technology because they believe it brings you power, prestige and an insurance policy.”

My problem with the concept of “realism” in this case is that Roger Cohen has a serious issue dealing with reality itself. On what basis does he get his normalization scenario? When did Iran ever endorse a two-state solution? When, where, how has Iran indicated that it is in any way open to Cohen’s scenario? All indications are the exact reverse: They want the bomb, they want the end of Israel, and they want a single Palestinian state where Israel used to be. No Iranian regime has ever said it would recognize Israel. Even Wikipedia acknowledges that.

Currently, the countries do not have diplomatic relations with each other. Iran does not formally recognize Israel as a country, and official government texts often simply refer to it as the “Zionist entity ” or the “Zionist regime.”

I have never seen any indication that Iran will recognize Israel’s existence. As for the rest of Cohen’s scenario, we go back to my brother’s smartass remark: Is he dumb, stupid, or all three?

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Deka and DARPA

60 Minutes had a report yesterday about the Army’s efforts to create artificial arms for amputees. Prosthetics, until now, haven’t changed since they were first invented. Now efforts are being made to tie the artificial limbs into the users nervous system and give them greater utility. 60 Minutes focuses on the efforts of Dean Kamen and his work for DARPA. (via memeorandum)

One of the scientists Ling asked to join the team is Dean Kamen, a sort of rock star in the world of inventors. His creations include dozens of medical devices, and the Segway.

They are inventions which have made him a multimillionaire.

“When the folks from the Defense Department came to this office and said, ‘Here’s what we need,’ what did they tell you?” Pelley asked.

“We want these kids to have something put back on them that will essentially allow one of these kids to pick up a raisin or a grape off a table, know the difference without looking at it. That is an extraordinary goal,” Kamen explained.

“He basically said, ‘You’re crazy.’ That’s what he told us,” Ling remembered. “He said flat out, he and he himself, who’s a crazy guy himself, I mean he is very innovative thinking. He’s a brilliant man, totally brilliant man, but mad scientist.”

Kamen told Pelley he thought the Pentagon and DARPA were unbelievably optimistic in their expectations and that he told them that.

“He said to us, he said, ‘I can do my, you’re crazy. But, we’re willing to rise to this, rise to the challenge because it’s important,'” Ling remembered.

Towards the end of the segment, 60 MInutes correspondent Scott Pelley interviews Capt. Jon Kuniholm about the efforts. Kuniholm is not only a scientist working on artificial arms, he lost an arm four years while in patrol in Iraq. Kuniholm is also involved in other parallel efforts, including “Air Guitar Hero,” an effort to differentiate between fine tune an amputee’s control over their limbs.

Inspired by Wii-hab, Armiger and colleague Jacob Vogelstein borrowed a colleague’s copy of Guitar Hero and attacked the controller with a soldering iron. They rewired the standard guitar-shaped controller to take instructions from the VIE.

Next they substituted muscle contractions for button presses. In particular, they had to rejigger the inputs. Two-handed gamers normally play by using one hand to press colored “fret” buttons to correspond to the correct notes while using the other hand to push a “strum” button in time with the note. Onscreen, these same five colored buttons scroll down the display in time with the notes the players are supposed to hit. To correctly play a note, the player must press the right color fret button and the strum button with the opposite hand.

But Vogelstein and Armiger wanted to use the game to train an amputee. So first they needed to make the game’s controls one-handed. They did that by wiring the two controls together so that an input from a muscle contraction would be read by the VIE as a simultaneous “fret” and “strum.”

One aspect of the story left out by 60 Minutes, is the role of open source thinking involved in improving prosthetic technology.

The two prostheses from Walter Reed were state-of-the-art, the latest in prosthetic design. But back in North Carolina, Kuniholm and his partners at Tackle Design were shocked at the lack of innovation in arm and hand prostheses. They were sure they could do better. And that is how the small North Carolina design firm got into the prosthetics business. More, Kuniholm and his partners have created a clearinghouse for prosthetic designs, an online consortium they call the Open Prosthetics Project (OPP), whose goal is to nurture useful ideas for innovations and then freely give the designs away. The idea is to benefit not only people such as Kuniholm, who already have the resources that come from living in a first-world economy, but also amputees all over the world.

Here’s an IEEE video of an interview with Dean Kamen as he explains his “Luke” arm.

Crossposted on Soccer Dad.

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Little-known facts about the White House Seder

The Weekly World News, as always, got the dish on what really happened at the White House Seder:

A team of Rabbis, Jewish Scholars, and Project Runway winner Christian Siriano were brought in to design the event.

At the beginning of the service a plate of traditional and symbolic foods will be at the head of the table. Fresh organic horseradish root will provide the bitter herbs symbolizing the bitterness of slavery, handmade adzuki paste will symbolize the mortar slaves worked with, along with three matzos symbolizing “slaves bread” made by Mario Battali and each costing $400.

To represent the tears of the Jewish slaves, there will be glasses of actual tears collected in Jerusalem from widows watching Yentl.

The Haggedah, the story of the Jewish exodus from slavery, will be read aloud by the President while behind him it is projected on a screen in a CGI animation designed by George Lucas’ Industrial Light and Magic studio and presented in 3-D. All necessary 3-D glasses have been blessed by a Rabbi and deemed kosher.

Here’s my favorite part:

For added effect, a 4 square foot section of the Wailing Wall has been brought in from Israel. Guests will pour small amounts of Manischewitz at its base in remembrance of those who have died along the way, while the Washington Men’s choir sings a Hebrew translation of the Bone Thugs ‘n Harmony song Crossroads.

I love the Weekly World News. It’s gotta go on my sidebar.

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Innocent Palestinian ship blown up by evil IDF

A Palestinian fishing vessel, minding its own business, was viciously attacked by the IDF. And strangely, it exploded.

A Palestinian fishing boat from Gaza, floating illegally near the Israeli coast, exploded Monday morning when hit with IDF artillery.

IDF sources estimated that the booby-trapped boat was activated by remote control and meant to explode near an Israeli Navy vessel or a coastal community.

A naval patrol followed the boat for about an hour and spotted no people on board. As it was several hundred meters off the Gaza shore and heading north the boat exploded.

This would be one of those innocent Palestinian fishing vessels that the ISM and its ilk claim that Israel attacks for no reason.

IDF Chief of Staff Lieutenant-General Gabi Ashkenazi said that the boat was loaded with a large amount of explosives.

Oops, looks like there was a reason.

The AP story, of course, can’t seem to find names for the Israeli spokespeople.

An army spokesman said the nearest Israeli vessel was “a safe distance” from the Palestinian boat when it blew up about 300 yards (meters) off the northern Gaza shore near the border with Israel.

Good old AP.

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You look like a monkey…

Egypt’s war of words with Hassan Nasrallah is escalating, and the laughs just keep on coming.

An Egyptian state-controlled newspaper escalated Egypt’s dispute with Hizbullah on Sunday by calling its leader, Hassan Nasrallah, a “Monkey sheikh.”

The state-owned al-Gomhouria newspaper said: “We do not allow you, monkey sheikh, to mock our judiciary, for you are a bandit and veteran criminal who killed your countrymen, but we will not allow you to threaten the security and safety of Egypt …and if you threaten its sovereignty, you will burn!”

If they start singing “And you smell like one, too,” I want the audio.

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Pictures from Baltimore’s Inner Harbor

Baltimore's Inner Harbor - from the Light Street Pavilion

Baltimore's Inner Harbor - from the Light Street Pavilion

A green headed mallard

A green headed mallard

Police on bikes and a Segway

Police on bikes and a Segway

Which way are you going?

Which way are you going?

Looking down a channel through a circle.

Looking down a channel through a circle.

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Somali pirate haiku

Navy Seals killed three out of three pirates who refused to surrender to the U.S. Navy.

“While working through the negotiations process tonight, the on-scene commander from the Bainbridge made the decision that the captain’s life was in immediate danger, and the three pirates were killed,” Gortney said. “The pirate who surrendered earlier today is being treated humanely; his counterparts who continued to fight paid with their lives.”

The three pirates, who were armed with AK-47 rifles, were killed by shooters who were aboard the Bainbridge, Gortney said.

Now that’s how you deal with pirates. Perhaps the rest of the world might begin to start dealing with them the same way, instead of paying ransoms.

In honor of the occasion, I’ve created a couple of haiku for Somali pirates. Add your own haiku in the comments. Or email them to me if you’re not registered, and I’ll post them.

Somali pirates took ship
Would not return it
Navy Seals kicked their asses

Pirates attacked U.S. ship
Ransom demanded
Payment delivered in lead

Your turns.

From Paul B:

Ransom demand on high seas
Brave captain at risk
Pirates now with Davey Jones

Mike S.:

Sunny day upon the sea.
Captain overboard!
Pirates are perforated.

Keep ’em coming.

Update: I reversed the number of syllables. Oops. It’s not 7,5,7, it’s 5,7,5. Now I have to write some new ones.

Reversed syllables
How embarrassing for me
But I can fix this.

Pirates attack ship
Navy Seals to save the day!
Navy: Three for three.

Mike S. again:

Captain held captive.
Sunny day upon the sea.
Perforated thugs.

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