Late Friday snark briefs

(Forgot to publish this on Friday, so you’re getting it now.)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Egypt’s “Million-Man March” against Israel numbered—wait for it—in the hundreds.

While organizers expected a large turnout for the “million-man” protest, only a few hundred gathered on the last Friday of the Ramadan holiday in front of the Israeli Embassy in Cairo.

Guess they had better things to do than spend their holiday cursing the Jewish state. Perhaps they’ll learn a lesson from this. (No, I really don’t think they will.)

Yeah, this may not end very well: Israel is allowing Egypt to re-militarize the Sinai. It’s a tough choice: Not enough soldiers and terrorists get through into Israel. Too many soldiers and, well—the Egyptian army is on Israel’s border. Where have we seen that before? 1973, 1967, 1956, 1948… etc.

What cease-fire? Go ahead. Google that phrase on my site, and you’ll see how often I’ve written that in the past nine years. Because rockets fall during the so-called cease-fire. All the time.

Yeah, eff you too, Gorilla Boy: Here he is again, Mad Mahmoud, talking about the end of Israel. Let’s hear Juan Cole explain this one away. Note that the Daily Star of Lebanon has no trouble at all interpreting Mahmoud’s words as a call for the annihilation of Israel.

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