We’ve had haiku contests before. Time to have another. Winner gets—uh, mentioned.
Great news happened here
Osama bin Laden dead
Tuna for kitties
Osama is dead
We’re cheering in USA
Eff you, al Qaeda
Your turn, people.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Anyone passing
out candy in the P.A.?
No? FOAD.
Seriously, do you think Hamas will be able to restrain itself and not have a “day of rage?”
I thought they hate al Qaeda. They keep killing them in Gaza.
Osama is dead:
Hear shouts of great rejoicing
but nothing has changed.
The media tout
Obama did and Bush failed
But don’t understand
Al Qaeda remains
The problem has not ended
Back to work, soldiers
Obama’s birth proof,
Osama’s death — C.T.s scream
“Coincidence? Ha!”
Osama bin Laden
Given justice
Now sleeping with the fishes
Good news: bin Laden,
Diseased mastermind of death,
OBLiterated.
Masters of terror,
See bin Laden’s fate and learn:
There’s no place to hide.
Arriving in Hell,
Osama is welcomed by
Virgins. With torches.
Osama thrown out
With ship’s garbage but there are
Things fish will not eat
Spring:
Rain falls gently
Cherry tree blossoms
Osama dies